Thread 214073528

OH NONONONONONO

I knew the reboot would be woke, but not that woke. Goddamn.

>>214073528 (OP)
Those clothes are too clean

hagrid if he terminally ill

They're going for the iphone face realism rather than the stylized look of the 90s. So might call it a lack of sovl but let's see how it works out

>>214073528 (OP)
Which one would win in a fight? No creatures, no umbrellas.

Reboot isn't even bad, just looking for something to bitch and moan about.

>>214073528 (OP)
if you want to go whole-hog with this comparison, I think there's original book illustrations that show Hagrid as being twice as wide as he was in the movies

>>214073528 (OP)
is this some sort of shill tactic? try to divert people's attention to the mostly decent casting to obscure the fact they turned hermoine or some other character into a nigger? fuck off retard

>>214073528 (OP)
norf vs souf

>>214073528 (OP)
harry potter is for faggots and children

so soulless. all the new actors look too attractive in a sterile and boring way
old ones looked more like real people

>>214073707
erectus eruptus!

>>214073528 (OP)
His face isn't fat enough that's the issue

>>214073528 (OP)
wwtf is that beard

>>214073578
Looks too skinny and beard looks awful

>>214073528 (OP)
what exactly is wrong with it? different actor? beard texture different? who cares?

>>214073930
Ozempic face for a fucking half-giant.

>>214073528 (OP)
Soul vs Souless

I don't think it will be good

>>214073565
>iphone face realism
The what

>>214073528 (OP)
Hagrid before /after getting aids

>>214074011
>iphone face
The term "iPhone face" is a slang term used to describe actors whose facial features or overall appearance seem too modern to convincingly portray characters in historical or period-piece films and TV shows. It suggests that their look—often characterized by polished, symmetrical features, perfect teeth, modern grooming habits, or cosmetic enhancements like Botox or veneers—makes them appear as if they "know what an iPhone is," clashing with the historical setting. The term gained traction online around 2018 and became more prominent in 2023, with examples like Dakota Johnson in Persuasion (2022) or the cast of Daisy Jones & The Six (2023) being cited for looking out of place in period dramas due to their contemporary aesthetics. The phenomenon is often linked to modern beauty standards influenced by social media, filters, and cosmetic procedures.

>>214074571
That’s how I felt about that guy from boardwalk empire

>>214073528 (OP)
>how you remember your busdriver looking as a kid
>vs how he looks in the photo you just saw of him during that time period

>>214074571
Considering the amount of race swapping and bad faith revisionism that constantly appears in contemporary historical fiction, this is probably the least of our problems.

>>214073528 (OP)
Ozempic lookin' bong on the right

>>214073528 (OP)
>OH NONONONONONO

>>214074571
nicole kidman in the northman.

>>214073528 (OP)
It's amazing how the dumb fat fuck looks more like Hagrid when his morbidly obese ass is just walking around bongland than he does in this official pic

>>214074880
Everything nowadays has this hyper polished look to appeal to zoomtoks that literally will take estrogen to avoid getting a wrinkle and AIslop jeets.

>>214073528 (OP)
I prefer the book accurate version

>>214075398
Now this is something I can get into.

>>214074571
stupid name but same idea as what ive noticed a lot too. combination of modern looking faces, makeup, hairstyles, and to an extra autistic level, manner of speech and ethtics, makes a lot of characters just seem like normie redditors doing cosplay.


i notice it often in western video games like bg3, dragonage, the witcher, etc

number one example for me are the women in the witcher video games. just look like generic instagram thots doing cosplay

>>214073578
Chris Columbus said it best, why even do it if Hagrid is just gonna be 1:1 like the originals except every aspect is slightly worse?

>>214073528 (OP)
left: ok depiction
right: ok depiction, but not the same as my childhood so bad
yall really need to be less transparent

>>214073528 (OP)
why does the reboot look like hagrid but with aids?

>>214074794
>>214073988
>ozempic
>americans think this is comically skinny
imagine. we dont even have that shit in the UK yet.

>>214073528 (OP)
hagrid if he took ozempic

>>214076170
I'm not American but I remember what Nick Frost used to look like. He just lost a lot of weight in a seemingly very short amount of time. He just doesn't have the look of Hagrid anymore and instead looks like a methhead with a fake beard.

>>214076170
HD photography has been the worst thing for the human skin since the sun

>>214076170
>eyes bulging with imagined riches

>>214073580
I mean, some of the illustrations also drew Snape with a goatee. They've never really been canon.

Unironically how/why the fuck was Hagrid so fat in the movies? He lives in the goddamn woods and has no income.

>>214076421
>Why is a half giant in a world where people can conjure up food big?

modern life is just a series of humiliation rituals where people with power intentionally suck the soul out of anything people might like