Thread 214074742

It's LITERALLY that EASY

Z sherlock sloppa

>>214074742 (OP)
>uhh y-you have r-russian cum-I MEAN chocolate on y-your lips

>>214074787
When will Shitlenials stop blaming everything on Gen Z?

>>214074901
none of those captions are real btw. all ragebait.

>>214074742 (OP)
>sherlock holmes ripoff
>you-esque joe goldberg stalker who already knew all of this shit prior to "accidentally" meeting her
>sexpest with newfound mind reading powers

i genuinely can't tell which it is

>>214074901
>half black kid

Of course

>>214074934
t.

>>214074964
He's immortal, he's just been around long enough to have seen it all

Just be yourself bro. Worked for him bro.

>>214074999
holy trips, checked em expeditiously
but yeah unless this mister stretch motherfucker starts cutting off heads highlander style in whatever show or movie this is, me no care to watch

>>214075005
is this loss?

>>214075005
You onow comparing yourself to others is bad for you right? What about you stop being a bitch and go outside

There's people that try this 'cold reading' shit IRL and it's fucking hilarious

>>214074742 (OP)
is that how all subways come to a stop?

>>214075509
In America, fraid so

>>214074742 (OP)
Yeah bro it is that easy! If you see a beautiful woman just stare intently at her for like 5 or 10 minutes then loudly start stating your observations

>>214074742 (OP)
Utterly idiotic.

what film

>>214074742 (OP)
>I am very observant
>hello police this man is a terrorist
lol

Needed to manspread more. Absolute rookie.

>>214074742 (OP)
A jewish actor fucking a blonde goy, very original.

>>214076219
He's Welsh. His names literally Ioan Gruffudd

>>214074742 (OP)
>korovka
>actually polish
>that chocolate bar
>not actually korovka

>>214074742 (OP)
Hollywood just needs to stop already.

I don't get why everyone's so upset here. It's a pretty cool scene

As someone who has tried hitting on girls in the sub, the conversation sound very unnatural as in they dont even pay attention to their surrounding, as if they know they are on a set and they know their lines perfectly. The director never hit on anyone in his life. At least not in such a high pressure situation.

>>214074742 (OP)
Is this from the new Final Destination?

>>214075804
?

>>214074901
kek, the gf introduced me to nintendo switch and the 3D Zelda games.

Are these real posts or ironic?

>>214077575
I mean just look at him.

>>214074901
They look happy.

>>214076254
>First name is literally "Loan"
About as Jewish as it gets

>>214074742 (OP)
might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen and was clearly written by an incel

>>214078272
Very funny but that's not how names work

>>214074742 (OP)
in real life he would have already been pepper sprayed for that chocolate thing

>>214074742 (OP)
Damm reed

>>214075081
I've seen parts of it. It's worse than Castle, and that's saying something.

>>214074901

Fuccons looking freak

>>214077494
>As someone who has tried hitting on girls in the sub

How did it go? What lines do you usually use

>white guy being annoying
>/tv/: haha what a silly dude, boys will be boys!
>black guy being annoying
>/tv/: frothing at the mouth muh nigger fatigue help me hitlerman
What a minute. This isn't even /tv/ related.

>>214078575
Did you mean to reply to a different thread, subhuman?

>>214078621
Yes and it won't let me delete my post

>>214078568
Ive had a couple of sucesses but usually, it goes horribly anon.
I advice you to never do it.
And I say this as a man who have close to 3000 cold approaches under my belt.
There is a reason we keep it to the streets or the big shops.

If you really want to go for it, first test for social hook before you even let her know you are interested in her sexually.

Ask her opinion on something, comment on something, let it go from there.
But usually you dont have a long time to talk because any next stop could be hers, of yours.

Ive also had one close with the cliché "hey you look cute"
-wait for reply
-Whats your name
-wait for reply
-I'm Anon, whats your number?

But the social pressure will mess up your game and make her reject you if you are not chad.

>>214074742 (OP)
A shame it was canceled. I like that guy

>Going to post on /tv/ later?
H-how did you know
>Your waist size suggests a sedentary lifestyle and I noticed you texting "sneed" to someone.

>>214074742 (OP)
I HATE watching "smart" characters written by dumb people.

>>214075439
How is it bad for you?

>>214078680
What social pressure? I don't get it. Outside of the part where you could have her stop come up any minute, how is it any worse than a shop or different venue?
I know someone who met their wife on a train, but I guess that's different since it wasn't a hook up attempt.

>>214074742 (OP)
>notices moisture on collar
>could it be raining outside?
>could she have walked under a leak?
>did she spill a drink?
>did she get licked by a dog or an Indian man?
>nope, she definitely had a shower recently and didn't dry herself off before getting dressed for some reason and so her collar is somehow still wet despite having travelled all the way from her home to the subway where she's been sitting for ages!

>>214078963
>What social pressure

this like you asking me "what oxygen"
How about the fact that there are other people sitting all around with nothing better to do than listen to you get shut down.

On the street, people are on the move.
In the shops, people are busy shopping, looking at product, they dont even notice you.

>I know someone who met their wife on a train
Im not saying it cant be done. But there sure is a HUGE social pressure anon.

>wasn't a hook up attempt
A hook up attempt doesnt have to look like such
Just act normal, get her number, ask her out on a date, still act normal, ask her to come to your place and then there you try to hook up.

>>214079034
>How about the fact that there are other people sitting all around with nothing better to do than listen to you get shut down.

and you will never see them again in your life who cares?

>>214079226
easy for you to say
you must be a great pua then if you have no social anxiety whatsoever

>>214074742 (OP)
Didn't see that train coming though did he.

>>214079242
unless you see a wedding ring on her finger why not take a chance especially if youll never see them again?

>>214078575
Stupid gorilla nigger

>>214074901
when you stop being useless empty headed faggots (so never)

>>214079226
>who cares?
your brain

>>214079780
>useless empty headed faggots
But enough about Millennials.

>>214079034
>How about the fact that there are other people sitting all around with nothing better to do than listen to you get shut down
Hmm good point. But I feel like before you get to the point where she "shuts you down" you'd have already gauged if it makes sense to ask her out. Otherwise all you're doing is having a conversation with someone and no one is going to care if that conversation doesn't go anywhere or fizzles out.
I have random conversations enough times on the train and it's never really felt awkward. But I've never tried hitting on anyone so I don't know.