Thread 214074955

Ask yourself, "What would Sid do?" edition
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Third for imagine having to put up with Boy Retard daily

>>214074990
>filename

No

>>214074972
look me in the eye, nigga

>>214075027
>tfw your potential prey has no eyes

feels bad for the little guy

>>214074990
granted the catch wasn't filmed to be as impressive

>>214075027
>teeth the image

very unsettling

>>214075027
I love that guy

>>214074990
>>214075058
did he catch it too fast? is it humanly possible?

All the critics say that episode 5 is the most impressive one of the entire season. Maybe next week they'll finally correct this shit-show.

The true hero of this story.

>>214075079
inconclusive

What a stupid, unbelievable character.

>>214075106
is he gay or straight?

WHO GOT NIBS PREGNANT??

>cast eminently kissable actress
>slowly zoom in on her plump pink moist lips
BASED
>do it again later just in case you missed how dewy and inviting her lips are
BASED BASED BASED

>>214075289
>tentacle monster
By hentai rules he's straight and rapes women with his tentacles

>>214075289
*They* are twank versatile.

>>214075251
I find it weird that he's got basically no exposition about him so far. Maybe they just couldn't come up with something plausible. But then why do the character?

I'm really liking how the show is going for now, I certainly expected it to be worse, even these threads are very comfy to read and anons sharing some cool topics and ideas to discuss, HOWEVER, I'm dreading how it's all gonna inevitably and boringly get derailed once the Xeno breaks out of containment, wrecks the lab and the whole island, with blaring sirens, Xeno hiding in the bushes, everyone getting dismantled, and Boy Kavalier being like "my god what have we done".

indian guy is the best character out of the children and it's not even close

>>214075567
hello saar have a good day saar

>>214075539
He's going to hastily paste himself onto a hybrid body, and try controlling the xeno based on the data recorded from Wendy.

>>214075567
Not the DAMAGED redhead with an impregnation fetish? Come on, now.

>>214075613
she's annoying to look at and her personality is kind of stupid. why does she suddenly think she's pregnant? i probably lost the plot point because i was distracted by her fish like face. maybe if they take her character somewhere interesting ill change my mind.

>>214075488
he mentioned his family this episode

>>214075665
>why does she suddenly think she's pregnant?
Because she is pregnant

>>214075665
the eyeball pregnated her

It was me
I impregnated the Nibbs

>>214075251
Every time someone retorts
>But he's supposed to be a midwit!
Okay, but once you've established that he's a retard, I don't need to keep hearing the retard moan. If I wanted to watch someone be obnoxious, I'll watch The Pest.

>>214075898
He's fun character

>>214075867
>>214075704
how the fuck did it do that?

>>214075613
>>214075921
EYEBALLED

>>214075337
CUTE

let's be real, everybody's cumming in Nibs

>>214075898
You will hear him babble about peter pan and see his feet every episode
And you will be happy

Is the eyeball happy in it's new host body? Does it just want to eat grass now?

>>214076016
There's no grass to eat.. he is not happy with the grassless situation

>>214076016
all it wants to do is upgrade into a better body

>>214076016
i hope so

>>214074990
That's literally himself. He wants to up upload ;) his conscious into some boy genius bussie. Original theory, please don't steal :)

>>214076133
>Alien: Bussi
>Eyelien becomes WY boss
>Predator post-credits stinger
>David returns next season, face is mutilated because Fassbender isn't cheap
What other stupid theories are actually plausible based on regurgitating Hollywood trends?

>>214075488
There was a computer screen that had some info about him. He crashed a car because he wouldn't use AI driving, and his father died at some point.

>>214076284
Predator reference because why the fuck are they making a Predator movie about Weyland Yutani this year

Nostromo with multiple CGI cast members because this show is set the same year the Nostromo leaves earth

>>214076016
I said this last thread u idea parasite

a•e is the gayest naming convention.

>>214074955 (OP)
biggest question for me atm is wth is Kirsh up to with just casually monitoring morrow and pajeets calls, wondering what his endgame is

>>214076430
I'm already tired of "Big Chap" and "XX121"

>>214075665
She is psychologically rejecting her synthetic body and no longer wants to hear about being made of "silicone and wires", she violently reacts when people suggest she's a machine and she's substituting a narrative to explain why her body feels strange, which is that she's pregnant. It was all triggered by the encounter with the octopeye, though she also seems to have had some deep emotions about waking up and seeing herself dead.

>>214076451
>what his endgame is
CRASHING THIS ISLAND

>>214076451
He just wants to study new alien lifeforms.

>>214076458
fucked up that they keep the dead body around for the hybrid to see when it wakes up

>>214076492
Kind of hard to avoid since it happens the exact same second when the magic Soul Moving Tube does its work

>>214075567
I like that on one of the rare occasions they cast an indian guy his character is getting scammed. Shouldn't have tried to defraud Hawley's me maw out of her social security, beta.

>>214076492
I don't know that scene was real memory or just a dream but there's a shot during her regression where she's looking at her old self and probably considering the idea that she's no longer alive.

>>214076399
Fuck, I hope not. Just their name and picture on some schedule would be enough for me.

>>214076451
Can't hear or read his name without hearing it in my head
>Kiiiiirrrrsh

>>214076458
Ironically, the goo from the engineers could probably "bond" to her and give her the ability to conceive and become something more than artificial, but these fellas are messing with stuff they don't understand, and the worst part is their arrogance about it.

Also, the series started funny, but now it's getting interesting. Very interesting.

>>214075488
>But then why do the character?
My guess is that he is a machine that thinks he's human, and the real owner is the old butler that keeps following him.

>>214076573
This is why I hate when different directors do different set of eps. The atmosphere isn't consistent and it fucks with the overall vision.

>Jane's Addiction
Never heard of them

>>214076458
I like how the series ponders these Bladerunner themes about human/synth more than the movies do.

>>214076573
The goo never did anything to non organic material, not like it transformed the rocks or david's finger.

They're still doing the fertility obsession from Prometheus

This nigga getting facehugged because like Noomi Rapeface he's obsessed with his own sterility so now he gets to be a parent

>>214076603
see my original theory here tm. Please don't copy without permission :)

>>214076612
Fuck you, we are like four movies into Alien being a franchise circle jerking robots instead of aliens

Ash and Bishop were not center stage as to what the plot was about, they were just "isn't it neat that they have this shit in the future" props like the Space Axe and the cryopods and Mother

>>214076603
>>214076644
The facehugger trying to get him proves he's human

>>214076664
Too bad, you're getting robots, and that is it.

>>214074955 (OP)
>"now put in sid the sloth"

>>214074955 (OP)
Lets see more of the River Tam, quirky, curious, innocent, autistic, doe-eyed, hybrid synth, sister gf.

Let's goooo

>>214076458
She was complaining about not being able to do human things anymore since the first episode

>>214074990
>>214076133
>>214076284
I dont get this scene. "It's an existential question" or whatever. They know the science, and the outcome. They aren't the original version of themselves but a copy, why exactly are they doing experiments when they know they aren't continuing life but creating a new robot form of life? It doesn't make sense since Boywonder genius boy or whatever is narcissistic enough to only want to live forever.

>>214075251
Looks like a doctor who fan film cosplay.

>>214076633
He's probably the worst character in the series thus far. My onions-o-meter goes off the charts when he's on screen. Props to him though for baggin' a GILF

So, Wendy is like alien queen material? It's not like the xenomorph and the interaction with women was ever innocent.

>>214076684
I'll need to watch that scene again. Was the butler close to him? Someone was close to him when he approached the egg.

>>214076727
Kirsch was, and pulled him away

What is the significance of the Earth part of Alien Eart? There are like 6 Alien eggs and some bugs no queen. If they got out they will be fish food.

Is Wendy trans coded? How do you feel liking a trans girl?

>>214076776
It's more peter thiel coded. a step above trans. gender and the past doesn't really matter, it's a next evolution.

Perfect organism lost in a 1v1 fight and now it's a pet

>dad has an eyepatch
>dad will show up out of the blue
It has never been more over.

>>214076769
>What is the significance of the Earth part of Alien Eart?

It was cheaper for the setting. That is the honest truth.

>>214076708
He doesn't want immortality, he just wants to debate with god.

So, Rasheed, or whatever his name is, infects Wendy's brother with a facehugger, and all hell breaks loose. Not, like it matters, since they already have a baby xeno on the loose befriending wendy too.

>>214076919
maybe wendy's and hermit's aliens will duel to the death

>>214076684
also people would notice he's not aging for the past 10 years and even if he sits in his compound yutani and other of the big 5 would
it's a dumb theory

>>214076919
Wendy's alien is going to be a good boy and save everyone from the evil ayys and mercenaries

>>214076834
Technology will always win versus organics, you fucking meat bag.

how tf is alien earth taking place before alien?
the universe timeline is so fucked up

>>214076959
Technically, Xenos are merely feral during infancy. They are quite civilized upon reaching adulthood and just chill, doing xenos stuff like making hives and stuff.

>>214076854
yeah spaceship hallways would be so expensive

>>214076976
noooo when he said it's the perfect organism it means he punch real strong!

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>214076958
I mean at this point aging could be slowed down with compounds n shit since Boy is obsessed with straying child like.

>>214076524
>his character is getting scammed
how? morrow isn't faking the threats

>>214077025
>t.

>>214076959
this would be kino
>>214077020
i think the first alien crew are currently sleeping in space waiting to be woken up

>>214075613
she isn't the best character. you are just horny

>>214077076
*kissed her little cheek

>>214075665
they completely bombed with her character. they wanted to make everything she is doing mysterious and connect with oculus nigga. but it's all just confusing and nauseating.

>>214077122
>the show about fertility and motherhood doesn't make you rock hard

are you fucking gay bruv?

There isn't a single character that respects this Tom Green

You all really think that eyeball-mauler can't take over a synthetic or literally any computer?

>>214077199
I'm going to be real pissed if he ends up being the hero that leader

>>214076612
because it is story about androids with alien slapped onto it to bait people into seeing it. star wars tier shit

>>214077020
Are you fucking retarded?
Weyland Yutani knew where the eggs were from before the Nostromo left.
Did you never wonder how, brainrotted zoomzoom?
Do you need a twenty second tiktok video explaining it to you because you can't be bothered to watch the movie or show?

>>214076834
>Perfect organism
Fuck off Ash

>>214077206
how would he connect to and interface with machines?

My theories
- All the kids will break down in some way, nibs will go pyscho, indian bro will get kill, Issac will let the ayy infect someone because he is a "scientist"
- Wendy will mind control at least one alien. Saving herself in the process
- Boy genius will die a horrible, violent death (its a given at the moment)
- Wendy's brother will get infected and Wendy will bond with said alien (She is an evolution of herself, alienbrother will be a next step evolution of her brother)
- Scientist husband and wife are kill
- Blackbot will get kill (duh)
- Bladerunner rip off is a spy or has other motives (believes he's superior)

>>214076633
please stop looking like david mitchell
it's distracting

the characters and pacing suck, it's a shitty alien movie stretched out to 8 hours

>>214077244
Think of it like a little pilot riding a mech.

>>214077244
The tentacles would grow into the wires.

>>214077278
>- Boy genius will die a horrible, violent death (its a given at the moment)
he'll be killed by the pick me kid, i forgot her name

>>214076976
But mecha-godzilla loses (twice)?

What's his endgame?

>>214075665
>why does she suddenly think she's pregnant?
Artificial cognitive dissonance

>>214077336
crean uppo and smoku

>>214077329
being killed by his own creation is pretty predictable. would be kill if eyeball monster controls him desu

>>214076919
the facehugger will implant the xenoslug into his lungs, but because his other lung is a cybernetic lung, the xenomorph will be a cyborg

>>214074955 (OP)
>wendy makes friends with the xenos
>boy kavalier hurts her brother/her brother becomes a xeno, boy kavalier gets the blame
>wendy decides to oust boy kavalier in revenge
>marshals the xenos through their language to overthrow his evil tyranny
>she takes it over
is this what happens in Peter Pan? don't read books

>>214077336
Eyes. He just does eyes.

>>214077336
san francisco cocksucka

>>214077336
he was the only sensible enough to get the fuck out of here when they brought the aliens on the island

Nibs is still my favorite

>>214077278
>Bladerunner rip off is a spy or has other motives
kirsch wants to run prodigy. i don't think he is a spy for yutani.

>>214077342
annoying and confusing. dogshit character

>>214076919
the jeet is going to infect the low sperm count guy. wendy's brother might get infected but not by saar.

>>214077486
>kirsch wants to run prodigy.
maybe he already runs prodigy

>>214077373
>>marshals the xenos through their language to overthrow his evil tyranny
given the name of the last episode is "Real monster", i wouldn't be surprised if it's that shit

>>214077231
why would WY want to hunt for xenos in space if they have them on earth? wtf makes no sense

>>214077504
>confusing
There is literally nothing confusing about her character, are you retarded or something?
If the hybrids are actually humans, she is simply going insane because she can't accept her new body (same with organs transplantation) + because she was attacked by Octocutie.
If the hybrids are just robots, the IA is having artificial cognitive dissonance.
In both cases, they need to shutdown the damn thing because of how strong it is.
There is nothing else to understand about her character.

>>214077547
maybe the real monsters were the friends we made along the way

>>214077020
Hack writers + studio greed + dumb/gen z audience = perfect storm of retardation

>>214077617
I repeat again:
Are you fucking retarded?
There obviously aren't any left on Earth after this show.

>>214077391
Kirsch is a Nexus 6 confirmed.

>>214077715
lmao Alien is literally set 1 year after the events of the show, they must have esnt the ship to space before they knew about the aliens on earth...and how did they know about the aliens in space if it's just 1 year
how are all these aliens going to get wiped in a year

makes no sense lol

>>214077336
>Yu BladeLunnah

>>214077342
I wanna make sweet love to her face, just one hour of endless licking, spitting and cumming on those lips.

>>214077716
imagine her completely coated in sperm after a Blacked.com scene.

>>214077754
Your language indicates that you are a retarded zoomer.
You also lack basic timeline knowledge, nor do you have a clue how many xenos are on Earth.
Fuck off, zoomer.

>>214077848
you're just fun to fuck with

>>214077754
>>214077847
See?
Caught you.
You're a fucking retarded zoomer.

is there any reason a chestburster victim can't survive if artificial organs (lungs and whatever else) are installed after it happens? like assuming this guy >>214077716 gets lured into the lab by slightly and gets extracted by morrow, WY could probably have him birth an alien and still let him survive as a cyborg

>>214077754
people have said that there is a nuclear strike that eliminates the xenos and Prodigy, etc.

>>214077547
it will be something about wendy talking to the xenos for sure.
boy and the indian characters are salty wendy has a familial love connection while they are both alone. wendy now also has a fraternal love connection with the xenos which boy kavalier is also excluded from. he will seek to punish her for having more than him, which sets up her flipping from his favorite and grand hope into his mortal enemy and demise.
just thought this might already be mapped out in the book somehow.

>>214075314
>vlc

>>214077890
there was a guy in comics who survived chestbursting and they rebuilt him into a cyborg and he was a badass

>>214077870
I guess if your entertainment is other people calling you a retarded zoomer because you are a fucking retard, well, that's a rather niche and retarded fetish, which also fits in with your obsession with black dick.

>>214074990
he seems smart and competent and i imagine he gets more relevant, he might be the actual owner or in cahoots with kirsh or something, i dont remember what he wanted when they learned about the specimens on the ship though. apparently hes only in 4 episodes though.

>>214077912
i didnt post the bbc shit
im not a brain damaged lobotomite racist that imagines slave mandingo fucking their wifes when they see a black guy which is what racists will do

>>214077716
>all white inside

so what exactly is the setting? governments no longer exist, "nation states" as a concept no longer exist either, it's just 5 giant corporations that control various territories of former nation states living under dystopian conditions?

>>214077938
>humanity is capable of producing 3D animated films
>still uses monochrome monitor screens

>>214077978
This is explained in Blade Runner Black Out 2022.

>>214077955
>5 giant corporations
>"they just fixed everything"
was this supposed to be doomer or utopian

>Blade Runner
BTW any chance that they could be preparing for a Blade Runner/Alien crossover? Who owns the rights to BR?

>>214077947
You're the only one posting retarded bait in this thread.
The other six posters are not.
Don't lie, zoomzoom. We know better, retard.

>>214074990
what kinda role does he even have in the company?

>>214077628
maybe the friends we made along the way are the real monsters?

How did it stay?

>>214076708
He's just doing a Turing test except instead of a random person and a machine that just has to convince them it's human, it's a relative of a deceased person and a machine that has to convince them it's said deceased.
If they want to later sell the transfer thing as a 'continue your life' service(and Prodigy in all likelyhood does) that is an important test to make sure it's convincing.

>>214078094
an executive assistant model synthetic

>>214078094
Lead butler.

>>214078014
it's doomer
it's leftist messaging, how capital gets so big they just start controlling everything and trumping nation states and governments
honestly we're already there in our world

https://www.youtube.com/live/ICj7pdNMiJI?si=Xxh6vNYFfPUoygKe dont forget todays podcast

can someone explain the peter pan allegory?

wendy = wendy
alien = crocodile?
hook = morrow?
lost boys are lost boys
kirsh = ?
scientist mom and dad = ?

none of it makes sense

>>214078116
Wendy can create EM fields with thought. This is also how she does her technomancy.

>>214078152
>it's leftist messaging
>we're already there

>>214078163
peter pan = boy genius?

however peterpan wasnt the bad guy why they pushing hes bad?

>>214078155
>I need to be told whether I like this media or not

>>214078116
magnets

>>214078163
Maybe Kirsh is Tinkerbell? The only real adult in the room that knows what is going on?
>>214078192
Peter Pan was neither good nor bad. He did good things, and he did bad things. He just did things.
He lied and cheated, and also fought for good and told no one sometimes.
He was chaotic neutral.

>>214078163
I hate how they underestimate the audience's intelligence so much that they have to hammer this Peter Pan reference down with so much force.
>shows Peter Pan cartoon
>shows "boy genius" reading Peter Pan book
>have the characters spell out to you that they're named after Peter Pan characters, "Why does she get to be Wendy?"
>in the last episode "boy genius" spells out that alien = crocodile
They couldn't just have named the synthetics Wendy, etc. and let us figure out the analogies by ourselves, could they?
So I think by the end of the season we will have them all mapped out for us, perhaps on a literal white board.

>>214078152
not sure.
it could be 'its all fixed' is just 'common sense' propagated by the ruling elites that he repeats as true but on the other hand the world (New Siam anyway) is presented as orderly and prosperous. totally not a cyber punk hellscape that the characters imagine is fixed, its presented as fixed.
it seems Hawley is suggesting 5 corp techno-feudalism is a better idea than what 'the left' can come up with.
boy kavaliers downfall for going outside that order and trying to buck the rule of 5 will be, for Hawley, the exception that proves techno feudalism would work.

>>214078059
tyrell corp bought by wallace, later by weyland, then merged with Yutani.
synthetics have been around for over 100 years at this point, they've moved past the biological clones (replicants) and now just make robots.

>>214078116
she has magnets in her back obviously

>>214078192
>peterpan wasnt the bad guy
Wouldn't that be nice?

So, what will be Wendy's pet xenomorph name?

>>214078435
Sid

>>214078322
The discussion in the last episode just struck me as meta toward the audience that the allegory wasn't meant to be all encompassing and they're presaging the viewers getting hung up on that. I think the Peter Pan thing is mainly a motivation for the boy chandelier. He might've actually been a genius but has dwindled as an adult somewhat compared to what he used to be.

>>214078371
>corpos fixed the world
>meanwhile everyone is working off debt, a corpodrone, a slave dying in a mine, a meat shileld soldier, perhaps pedo fodder for the elites
>or if you're a scientist you are made to work for the destruction of humanity with AI and weapons
doesnt seem you are paying attention. did you watch romulus?

is boy gay?

>>214078371
>>214078482
He was being sarcastic when he said they fixed the world and there's no problems.

>>214078454
such a weird ass scene

>>214078454
doll

>>214075106
He waits so that we don't have to

>>214078482
>romulus
not sure its canon, even if it was, its offworld, within the purview of the 5 factions the world seems very orderly. as for hermit being asked to pay for medical treatment, debt etc. doesn't seem significant.

>>214077244
hes a machine himself

Compile these generals' talking points. What was discussed so far in the past 4 weeks? what stood out the most?

>>214078454
calling it now, Wendy is a robot

living on a space station would be comfy

>>214078788
>what stood out the most?
Alien: Earth being created at the end of the last episode and destroying everything in its path

>>214078760
>not sure its canon
the fuck

>>214078014
Its showing that he doesn't know shit
That he has been fed propaganda by his corpo and has no frame of reference on how good or bad things were before

>>214078812
Playing Doom 3 taught me the opposite and that we take living on Earth for granted. Fuck space, space sucks.

>>214078454
Did anyone else think of Wendy giving a handjob during this scene or just me

>>214078788
Wendy getting a cute lil pet xenomorph

>>214078788
worldbuilding and character motivations and development

>>214078059
There was a little sly reference in the Prometheus promo material referring to Weyland's mentor living in a pyramid and being killed by his creations. Blade Runner is WB though, and coming out with a new show of its own.

>>214079133
The alien has been understood as a phallic symbol from the beginning. They are literally walking penises. I don't know if that reference has been lost across generations, but, seeing how Wendy looks at it with those wide eyes specially as she lowers her head and her mouth goes under the table definitely seems intentional. Or maybe I'm just a perv.

>>214078059
>>214078431
>>214079158
Timelines don't match and replicants are different and superior in many ways to androids (sex slaves for one)

>>214079158
I predicted the franchise eventually having a pet xenomorph... and called it possible for this series too...
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213678333/#213701421
>it's almost guaranteed that in some future content within this franchise a xenomorph will be kept as a pet, and have some bullshit storyline as in with Jurassic World trained/friendly raptors. Still a bloodthirsty predator, but not with it's human trainer/"friend". I would not even put it past them doing a similar plotline in the current series, with Wendy being able to hear the xenomorph's communication, eventually she will control them, and takes over as a queen, by mimicking their signals, and the series ending will be luring all of them into one site, to blow them up at once, and it will be Wendy's heroic sacrafice. That would be so cringe, but I think I seen similar shit like that before in something.

question
Is everything canon?

Is the jeet about to send wendy's brother to the eggs only for the implanted larva to find there is no real lung or whatever and doing some weird shit?

>>214079373
yes and no

With no single force deciding what actually is canon, and so much stuff contradicting the original films (from comics to Prometheus to Alien: Earth), realistically canon is dependent on what the individual person chooses to recognise as part of the Alien universe

>>214079398
Incidentally, that is precisely why Protestantism fails and we need a Catholic Church.

>“I’ve just always been struck by this moment in James Cameron’s film where Ripley has rescued Newt and they find themselves in the egg chamber. We meet the Queen and then all these drones come in and Ripley aims the flamethrower at the eggs,” Hawley said. “Then the queen somehow communicates to these drones to back off and they do. In that moment, you learn so much about these creatures.”

>Hawley broke it down. “I mean, clearly it’s a matriarchy, clearly there’s a hive, clearly they’re drones, and clearly they can communicate on some level. Is it a pheromone? Is it telepathy? Is it a language we can hear, etc…?”

>That mystery of how the aliens communicate felt like fertile ground for Hawley, and for one of Wendy’s “idiosyncracies” as a hybrid.

>“Nothing is accidental to a kid, right? You know, everything feels meaningful,” Hawley said. “There’s a moment in the fourth hour where she’s like, ‘They chose me.’ Right? Which is not true. Right? They didn’t choose her. She just can hear them because of whatever hardware or software issue that she has.”

>So Wendy’s connection to the Xenomorphs is not some holy or fated design. It’s merely a quirk of her synthetic form. However, that doesn’t change the fact that Wendy, with her child’s brain and heart, finds it easy to empathize with the alien creatures.

1/2

>>214074955 (OP)
wtf did the bald guy mean about Transhumanism?

are we all gonna be trans in the future??

>>214079481
2/2

>“The other thing with children is they don’t really assign… I mean, these are just animals to them, you know? So she she’s looking at these creatures and she has empathy the same way that my daughter became a vegetarian when she was nine,” Hawley said.”Well, these creatures didn’t ask to come here, and maybe they’re frightened.”

>“You know, she says to her brother, ‘This one, maybe this one could be good.’ Right? And it seems like…. I don’t know, ‘your friend the shark,’ but you can understand her impulse to try.“

>Wendy’s empathy for the baby Xenomorph was something that was shared by Alien: Earth star Sydney Chandler.

>“I did find myself picturing my dog who passed away a few years ago.” Chandler revealed that she pictured the Xeno as her beloved deceased pet Ruby. She also joked that she took the Xenomorph home.

>“Yeah, so I kept him. He’s he’s hanging out at home with my cats,” Chandler said with sweet sarcasm. “He’s really, really, really soft to the touch, actually.”

>https://decider.com/2025/08/26/alien-earth-episode-4-ending-explained-wendy-xenomorphs/

currently watching Alien: Romulus and tbqh i'm rooting for all these stupid fucking cunts to die horribly

>>214079504
i always feel bad for kay

>>214075251
>supposed to be a genious
>so far he has shown only that hes a drooling retard
i guess writing good characters is a lost art these days

>>214079481
>>214079502
fuck we are getting a good boy pet xenomorph aren't we?

Boy Cavalry has some Basquiat like paintings around his place. I've seen at least two.

>>214079497
>are we all gonna be trans in the future??

more likely that humanity as a species will cease to exist, but yeah if we get far enough "transhumanism" is pretty likely, that doesn't mean what people affiliate with trans today though

>>214079526
>genious

>>214078950
stylistically its just foreshadowing sure- how the world is presented at that moment is normal, all the characters are at peace with it so what subsequently happens with the characters will be more unsettling as a result.
but Hawley presents the world in a way to endorse the 5 corp techno feudalism eg. a limping Ghanian guy walks around clean streets with no aggro when he would be a prime target in any major city in our lived reality.
he sits in public spaces talking to himself and nobody says shit all the while a filter layered over the scenes gives them a dream like quality. seems to me Hawley is indicating with that presentation that its generally a better future for the worlds population. everything is fixed, its all orderly, you can be who you are without molestation and all the social ills of racism, city crime etc.

>>214079542
I know I was just kidding.
Transhumanism is transcending humanity, which is what Prodigy is trying to achieve

>>214079524
only one i feel bad for is Rain cause WY just willy nilly doubled her contract length like the corpo cunts that they are

why don't they use combat synths?

>>214079608
they do, they are literally in your pic

i want to see Doomguy vs the aliens

>>214079587
i felt bad for rain too but at least she survived
poor kay didn't deserve her fate, especially with her babby

>>214079608

Yeah it's weird they only appear in the games and not the movies/show.

>>214079504
I did like Rain's former boyfriend. He wasn't annoying.

>>214079655
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE GREY PARTS IN THE WEYLAND "W" FORM A "Y" FOR YUTANI

HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THIS IN 30 YEARS AND IT'S A FUCKING ANIME FAGGOTRY THAT SHOWS IT TO ME FUCKING KILL ME

>>214079655
There are dudes like that in 3.

>>214079527
We'll get Wendy petting a xeno's belly while it wags its tail and moves a leg with happy hisses

>>214079668
he was alright, it's just the whole "all the humans just waiting to get picked off one by one" scenario again, i want to see the movie where they learn to fight back against these things, humanity needs to take lessons from the predators

>>214079738

Yeah but humans aren't androids.

>>214074955 (OP)
>we own Fox now
>we're going to flex it 1 million times haha

>>214079716
kek

>>214079716
he's grasping a "holy shit"

>>214079746
plz no

>please open door
>that's what the alien is waiting for us to do
>SHE GONNA HAVE A BABY!
you know what, fuck all of these people, i wish they all died except for synthbro

What kind of gun is this?

>>214079844
KSG shotgun with cumshot attachment

>>214079844
im more worried about that fucking poor cgi arm wtf were they thinking

adding cyborgs was a fucking mistake it changes everything in the alien universe now

>>214079716
You know, not being able to read negative-space symbols is a form of autism.

>>214079757
That's why I was excited about Morrow, finally we get someone that is competent and not acting like a retarded monkey when confronting xenomorphs. Would make for a nice change. I was re-watching some Aliens scenes the other day and we get a xeno drop on Vasquez in the ducts toward the end, she kept her cool, pinned its head with her boot to the duct wall and shot it with her sidearm. That was a very short scene, but it was badass and looked really good.

>>214079844
Lightning Blaster 5000 with the optional Alien Gummy Goo Sprinkler

unfortunately the gummy goo only lasts as long as the script requires it to and is therefore pretty useless in a practical setting

>>214079813
I see what you did there kek

>>214079875
WY = Cyborgs and Synths
Prodigy = Hybrids

other 3 tech companies = ?

such a fucking dogshit idea adding all these companies

>>214078094
Boy Retard wrangler

>>214079875
it literally changes nothing

>>214079877
for real?

So Kirsh knows about the cyborg and the kid?

>>214079913
All corporations make synths and cyborg parts. Prodigy is working on hybrids.

>>214079923
top lel and true

>>214079931
>it literally changes nothing
changes everyhting, who was a cyborg in every film then?

>>214079761
Disney has already made a whole movie bragging about how much shit they own(wreck it ralph 2), this is par with the course

>>214079931
Dyslexia apparently, not autism. My bad.

>>214079975
why must there be someone that's a cyborg everywhere? mimes exist. are there mimes in every movie?

>>214079956
>All corporations make synths and cyborg parts. Prodigy is working on hybrids.
citation needed it's never been referenced before, don't worry i'll wait, and I've seen you shilling here for days so i know you're sent by disney

>>214077908
Why is she so /smug/??

is boy gay ?

>>214079886
yeah cyborg Morrow is pretty cool except for his blind loyalty to WY, the marines in Aliens as well, at least they went out fighting

at some point you'd think humans would shit on these xenos though, they're just fancy predatory animals, but then it wouldn't be horror movies anymore

sitenote: fuck the xenos, the universe in this setting with the corporations and the cyborgs, synths, hybrids, humans etc. is more interesting, it's like a dark dystopian star trek, i want to see more of that, fine you can sprinkle in some predator or alien or other shit here and there, but there's so much potential in this universe other than "scary monster killing people one by one"

>>214079989
oh thank god

>>214079995
because why would you use regular fucking pilots and marines when you add tech to them and make them autoaim use your brain faggot

>>214080015
>it's like a dark dystopian star trek
star trek is darker in fact nothing about this is dark, it's all fucking dogshit

>>214075251
It's extremely believable when you think of him as jewish.

>>214077847
>>214077754
Fucking retarded zoomer.

Opinions on Species?

>>214078825
>>214078825
>>214078825

>>214080057
i find star trek to be lighter, the federation and all of humanity banding together, it's all about exploration and "betterment of all species" etc. it's hopeful. there is nothing hopeful about the alien universe, it's a hellscape where humanity are just fooder for the corporations to do with as they please

>you'll never guess what we did with the old one ?
He's talking about his lung or Marcy/Wendy ?

I have to agree with nerdrotic and mauler, this show is fucking boring this episode was fucking abysmal and nothing made sense, the eyeball is useless

SHE PETS THE ALIEN

ALL set before the alien movie, fucking trash

>>214079844
looks like a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range

>>214080100
I was watching Ghosts of Mars yesterday and remembering how much I wanted to pin that chick to the ground with me penis the first time I saw Species, but I was only 11 at the time.

>>214080143
Hopefully the people who watch that shit will have fucked off by the next couple of episodes.

>>214074955 (OP)
So Xenomorphs are also tadpoles?

>>214080143
Writing is absolutely abysmal, unironically dont think about it and enjoy the ride anon.

>>214079999
Was I shilling when I started posting in 2007 as well or did I apply for a shilling job later?

Anyway, we know Weyland made David, after the merger Wey-Yu made As among others (Andy?). Bishop is a Hyperdyne Systems model. The Joes in isolation are Seegson. The you have several others in the books.

Don't talk to me or my pet xenomorph again.


>>214080015
I've said it many times, I'd like a full series on a remote Wey-Yu colony without any xenomorphs. Just the harsh reality of colony life. A series about a merchant marine spaceship crew, having to navigate between corporate interests and independent worlds. A series about a a mid level corporate manager and the shenanigans he gets to, etc.

I don't know much about alien lore. Why the babby alien is snake?

only one i'm rooting for in alien earth is kirsh

>>214080236
>As

kek Ash*

>>214080107
>there is nothing hopeful about the alien universe, it's a hellscape where humanity are just fooder for the corporations to do with as they please
except we're not seeing that and we're not seeing any corporation evil other than barefoot lex luthor who is just an idiot, there's been zero experimentation on humans and the only thing we've seen is a lung... they should have been using bodies from episode one they've captured from the rubble and crash.

Also yutani telling marrow to leave the specimens behind was a red flag

Also marrow just being there is annoying

Kirsh is best character

Talking to alieums is not clever why the fuck would a synth tap into that? its lazy writing

petting a fucking chestburster is heresy to the franchise

EPISODE 5 is a flashback of the maginot, why would we care now when we know everyone dies, I really dont care whats happened because we're 5 episodes deep and pnly 3 left so one more exposition episode and 1 action packed episode and then the final wrap up episode that will leave us on a cliffhanger with science bitches wanting revenge for the death of their spouse... it's fucking retarded

fuck this show

>>214080239
I like the science kid too

>>214080269
yeah Isaac is alright, but he'll probably just get some stupid death unfortunately

>>214080237
It's not, you can see its arms and legs tucked in to its body.

>>214080284
yea but it literally mimcs the movements of a snake, as an anmatopr i can tell 100% those movements were literally snake movements therefor it's a snake, if the arms and legs are really "tucked" in then they would have shown actual bevels rather than just a texture coating over the whole thing.

You can argue all day that it's after it sheds it's skin and it unfolds and alll that shit but it moves like a snake

>>214080280
As long as the autismbot and boy retard die, ill be happy.
Personally i dont think they'll start killing off all the main characters in S1. Probably one of the kids dies and the low sperm count guy.

>>214079342
>2049
>corpo wars
>rise of Weyland/prometheus
>2100's
wdym timelines don't add up?

>>214075898
>>But he's supposed to be a midwit!
Whoever says this is a retard. He's supposed to be a boy genius, a prodigy, his company is one of the 5 that exist in the entire world and is named after his supposed genius. How would a midwit be able to grow a company that massive that fast and I assume completely replace whatever company came before it?

It would only make sense if he inherited the company but then the name Prodigy would make no sense since it specifically refers to him

>>214076603
Would a machine have colon cleansing ?

>>214080328
it probably got out a bit early cuz the bitch was talking to it, the appendages might not be fully developed yet, so it adapts and moves how it can with the tail

>>214080284
have you ever seen a cobra move mate? go and google some steve irwin and come back

>>214080358
yea true, but it was still moving like a snake

>>214080367
Anon said it's a snake. It's not a snake. no one was talking about the movements.

RIP Steve

>>214080345
i want to know if the synths are just copies of the kids that died or if they actually "transferred" their conscience, i expect all of them to die except maybe Wendy aka Ripley 2.0

>>214079946
yes, he's listening to everything. they established this. what he'll do with this info remains to be seen.

Do corporate mercenaries get good bonuses?

Also, if there are no more nations and corporations run everything, are corporate security forces the de facto standing armies for humanity?

>>214080407
sends it back to yutani

>>214080408
>Also, if there are no more nations and corporations run everything, are corporate security forces the de facto standing armies for humanity?

That shit is not canon

>>214080408
this is the dumbest image i've ever seen you cant tame aliens

>>214080447
you can try... it usually ends in a massacre

The last one standing will be Sting

>>214080447
Yes that was going to be the moral of the story thanks for ruining it.

>>214080447
Read Alien Labyrinth comic

>>214080472
based Kirsh

>>214080485
comics ar not canon in fact all the alien comics are fucking shit and badly drawn none of them are fucking interesting

>>214080406
Play Soma anon, its basically the same story except you play as a mouth breather

>>214079133
>>214079341
we

>>214080428
lmao

>>214079716
the rope, NOW

>>214080447
Wendy says otherwise(in xeno language)

>>214076613
The goo does whatever they need it to do.

>>214080358
The one from the first movie did not have arms, it was literally (to quote the actress) a toothed penis.
The only one we see in the second movie did have arms however, so it's probably just artistic liberty at this point.

I love this image.

>>214080262
>petting a fucking chestburster is heresy to the franchise
The last episode really dropped the ball. I was actually invested until then.

>>214076573
a shame it isn't canon

>>214080816
It'll be redeemed once she pets a full grown xeno next episode too

>>214080692
Why were young redhead women so hot a decade or two ago? They all looked like they were in their late 30s even in their early 20s but that was hot.

Don't turn around, anon...

>>214080916
wut

>>214080743
hello my darling...

>>214080211
iirc, in Romulus, it's said facehuggers inject their victims with the black goo

Am I retarded, or why are the characters suddenly calling them Xenomorphs now?
I thought that name came from Marine lingo in Aliens.

>>214080997
No you're not a ratard, quite the opposite but that's a tiny thing to notice, the show is written by retards trough and trough and you can spot it from the first frame.

>>214080997
>Am I retarded

yes

>>214076573
>the series started funny, but now it's getting interesting.
The reverse is true.
>>214080916
They're still hot

>>214081020
>trough and trough
like piggies?

>>214081026
>They're still hot
show me, I'm out of the loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

NEW

>>214081077

NEW

>>214081077

>>214081038
I've meant: the "through and through" idiom.
I'm an ESL who has learned English from raiding in wow as a kid, sometimes I forget the proper spelling as I don't practice it.

>>214080485
I'm older than ten, so I don't read comics.

>>214081111
at least you got quads

>>214081084
But she looks young like she has just turned 18, still pretty.

>>214080997
No, it had clearly been used before to describe alien species, but Mr Poindexter Lt Gorman used the scientific terminology, which the crayon-eating marines weren't aware of, pretended not to in order to clown Gorman, or otherwise wasn't part of their vernacular.

>>214081216
The movie is happening two years before the plot of the first alien movie.

>>214080236
>I'd like a full series on a remote Wey-Yu colony without any xenomorphs
Outland?

>>214081216
but they specifically only refer to the black rapists as Xenomorphs in this episode, instead of all the aliens.

>>214081291
Yes. Perfect.

>>214079875
Cybernetics make sense, but I always thought they would be closer to prosthetics
"You lost your arm so we bolted on a mechanical replacement" sort of thing
Definitely not what Morrow has

>>214081319
I'll have to rewatch, that's a fair point.