Thread 214075051

>you are 1.7 nanoseconds late
>I am keeping the pizzas but not paying for them
Could you really do this in 2004?

>>214075051 (OP)
if you advertise a gaurantee, you have to stand by it

>>214075051 (OP)

Kinda wild how late pizzas being free was something big chains experimented with for less than a year in the 80's before stopping because it was causing horrible accidents. And people still think it's a thing.

>>214075116
What an ultrababe Lynda was/is.

>>214075051 (OP)
WOAH
HE STOLE DAT GUY'S PIZZA

It's so weird how we had a system that worked, where pizza places had delivery people, and you'd just call the pizza place and they'd make your pizza and then deliver it to you. And then apps came along and replaced it with this whole independent structure that makes it slower, shittier and more expensive, where when not if your order goes wrong you have to talk to people who know nothing at all about the restaurant or the order or the driver, every part of the process is balkanized and it's all packed bursting full of indians, and everyone was just like "yes, this is the future".

>>214075204
Don't forget that having it delivered cost almost the same as ordering it in, instead of paying 30%+ more for the food, then delivery fee, then service fee, then bag fee, then fuck you fee.

>>214075204
>>214075310
i agree, though i do like the papa john's website that gives you almost minute by minute updates on what stage your pizza is at

>>214075204
Most pizza places still operate like that

>>214075204
it's simple: the franchisee of the restaurant doesn't have to keep drivers on staff, which saves him money. no payroll tax, for one.

>>214075204
>it's all packed bursting full of indians, and everyone was just like "yes, this is the future".
It is the future, robots will replace the Arabs and indians delivering your food too, you fatass fuck

>>214075204
My favorite is how last week i ordered a simple pie and my app said "Tiffany Smith" would be delivering it but the blackest Congolese nigger you could possibly imagine showed up, with the wrong order. Called the store and they said "fuck, okay, we'll remake it," and I got another update that another "Cecily Adams" would be delivering, but, believe it or not, another random nigger. And lo and behold, wrong fucking order again. Mine wasn't even complicated, it was a pepperoni pie and a garlic bread. Called back again, somehow they knew it was wrong and apologized again, sent out a "Tim Carmichael," was greeted by yet another random nigger (these things have profile pictures btw and nobody matches the picture) with mostlythe right order. They got the pie right but sent bacon sticks or something. I figured fuck it, close enough, me and my niece and nephew split up the pepperoni and I gave my neighbors some extras. Insane.

>>214075204
>>214075310
>>214075204
>Lose my job
>Decide to doordash for awhile
>Go to a pizza place
>Employee there starts bitching to coworkers about how the kitchen is busy and he barely has time to make deliveries
>I'm literally there to do it instead of him
Outsourcing delivery was a good idea, that way you can keep the delivery guy in the kitchen to make pizza. I don't see how the current system is worse.

>>214075204
That's not just foodl but everything. Selling old stuff turned into apps with fees. Taxis turned into bloated platforms. Tech bros keep replacing working systems with shitty apps.

>>214075204
Ah, also TV. You used to have cable with channels, then one streaming platform, now a dozen different streaming sites.

SAD
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>>214075051 (OP)
It was getting passed out by, if not before, then due to concerns over drivers speeding to make deliveries.

>>214075051 (OP)
I also wouldn' want to pay if one was already cold and touched and had string jizz all over it

>>214075204
i don't know a single takeaway place that doesn't just answer the phone if you call them up. but a lot of people have social anxiety and cannot just call a stranger and go

>hey man
>i'd like to order and get some delivered
>yeah get me two lahmacun with tzatziki
>and a can of sprite
>this is my adress
>thanks man
>enjoy your night

>>214075204
what kind of retarded pizza places are you going to that don't do delivery? Third party is for things that don't traditionally employ drivers, not pizza

>>214075630
Not just that, a dozen streaming services, but the movie you want to watch isn't on any of them, but you're welcome to rent it on Amazon/Apple

>>214075310
And if you don't tip enough, the delivery person will spit in your food, eat some of it, or simply refuse to deliver it.

>>214075612
I didn’t realize the actual problem with techbros until I saw all the useless bullshit at CES.

>>214075072
This but I would personally feel scummy doing this

>>214078327
ordering through 3rd party delivery services is like a retard tax. There's this one pizza place I occasionally order from, and it takes less than 3 minutes to call, say what I want, and confirm the order. Way longer than doing it on the app and no service fee

>>214079017
You're a good kid.

>>214075051 (OP)
They’d probably honor it but you’d be told you’re “outside the delivery area” if you tried ordering from them again

>>214075051 (OP)
I got my first boner watching this in theaters during the alleyway scene

>>214075051 (OP)
Why did she act like she personally was the one paying for the pizza? She's a receptionist, the order was obviously placed on the company card. Was she really going to go to her boss later and brag how she saved that huge company a hundred bucks by stiffing the delivery guy?

>>214075204
I wouldn't know since I can actually cook like a functioning adult.

>>214079304
Here’s your medal bro

>>214075519
kek

>>214075204
Not to mention how these apps are basically fucking criminal enterprises. I deleted Uber Jeets for good when I received the completely wrong order and they refused to refund me a dime.

>>214075519
did you not report any of these niggers? pretty sure there's some rule somewhere on those that you can't do that. hope you didn't open the door either, i wouldn't. and holy fuck after the first time alone i would have given up, cannot believe you let 3 random niggers show up to your house with the wrong order and didn't just order in and go pick it up. you probably still paid for it too didn't you lmao

i will never be a stupid enough shitskin to order off some gay app, i don't even get normal delivery i'd sooner kill myself before i let some non-white from the equivalent of badoo for food get a millisecond alone with the shit going into my mouth and body

and beyond that what is WITH all you faggots, and i mean several people in this thread and the dozens or maybe hundreds i've seen admit it on this site - WHAT IS WITH you to even buy this shit at all. a frozen pizza is half the price or less and it's better anyway. you can buy garlic knots and cinnamon sticks, also easily cooked in the oven, at pretty much any grocery store. sandwiches? MAKE ONE. spaghetti? COOK IT. go fucking grocery shopping you pathetic morons holy shit.

my desire to eat ANYTHING made by a stranger fell in direct, exponential correlation with me realizing 80% of all fast food workers are the color of my shit. and that was at like 15

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>>214075072
The most unrealistic part was an Indian owner would have that guarantee let alone stand by it.

>>214075519
>Tiffany Smith, Cecily Adams, Tim Carmichael
That 100% sounds like someone was trying to come up with the whitest names they can think of, wtf. Were you ordering directly from the pizza place without delivery apps? I think what's happening is you place an order, and the pizza place places their own doordash order for you so they can get a driver to deliver it to you, because they don't have their own drivers. I've done deliveries and whenever I get an order from this one pizza place it seems like the pizza places themselves make the doordash order.

>>214075204
The pizza places don't want a dedicated delivery driver, so they place an uber eats or doordash order for you because it makes it more flexible.

>>214079304
>I'm a functioning adult therefore I don't ever crave pizza
People don't have the time or the means to make a whole fucking pizza

>>214079826
no commercial pizza place is actually cooking their shit either, it's all just frozen garbage. go to walmart or whatever you shop at, buy that same garbage, save yourself +20 dollars, cook it yourself in not even half the time it will take some nigger who hasn't washed his hands in days to drive it out to you. zero stress about tips, waiting for a knock, checking out of the window, getting a text from some moronic shitskin asking which house you're in - all of that is a non-issue if you would just stop being a lazy cunt and go to the grocery store

>>214075051 (OP)
Joe's Pizza is an overrated chain that 20 years later is still leaning on this product placement

>>214080074
There aren't any WalMarts where I live though because I live in New York City, where the movie was set.

>>214079274
good point. maybe her boss gave her a hundred bucks for paying and she just pocketed it

>>214080155
then go to your local "bodega" and pick up whatever off brand equivalent you have. then after you're done eating get out of that shithole of a city

>>214079274
Some w*men will take any opportunity to power trip that they can

>>214075051 (OP)
For me? It’s Brazilian style pizza

I wish there was an IRL superhero who killed mudskins

>>214080321
What in the fuck anon? It makes sense that it's ethnic in that it illustrates of a complete lack of restraint or impulse control.

>>214080490
One of the GOATs

>>214080263
You should go for a drive to calm yourself down

>>214080521
you should stop being a dumb fuck nigger and kill yourself

>>214079498
When I was doordashing the only business I could get after awhile was in the black neighborhood in town. The market became saturated during summer with all the college and high school kids on summer break trying to be drivers at the same time. Always Popeye's orders and they would never tip even a dollar.

I just quit after awhile because I was playing Russian roulette for the time I would eventually get robbed or killed and I got tired of delivering food to lazy niggers for free. It was nice helping out some single mom with three kids who couldn't leave the house, and they would always tip me and thank me, but the average black guy wouldn't.

On my last order a nigger texted me obscenities because I didn't teleport the food there the second it was ready so I sent him a picture of me feeding his chicken sandwich to seagulls and throwing his fries off a bridge.

>>214080705
>they would never tip even a dollar.
Stop begging for chump change from niggers

>>214075498
I need a private taxi for my mcdonalds when I'm too drunk to drive

>>214075051 (OP)
I miss the 00s so much it's unreal

>>214075051 (OP)
I did pizza delivery in highschool about 10 yrs ago, I wouldn't give it to them and just said they refused to pay even though I was on time. The other drivers and cooks would then probs eat it back at the shop. Most drivers are under the table and using a personal car. There's also a million pizza shops There's zero reason to be afraid of some retard coustmer and take shit.

>>214079470
Like 90% of the reason stuff like Uber is profitable is that the old taxi systems had a bunch of liability and insurance laws from the '50s and '60s that they just ignore and no one enforces on them.

>>214080490
False flag

>>214082748
Helps that pizza is stupidly high margin so they don't actually care how much goes into the trash beyond yelling at workers.

Peter should have webbed her mouth shut and taken her back to the closet and violently raped her and cum in her ass and leave the pizza

>>214080399
Baruch Goldstein