Thread 214076438

Why is this place always surprised by the concept of aging? Entropy? It's been around for a few million years you know.

>>214076438 (OP)
hahaha she's old as fuck

>>214076438 (OP)
I guess her mouth must finally be dry enough

>>214076455
Because they are literally one of those morons who think they look younger than they are so they like to laugh at what they perceive as poor aging.

>>214076455
an npc-tier brainlets are jus making the same bait over and over again

>>214076455
I'm 39 and still look like a teenager. All these people have shit genes and its acceptable to laugh at them.

>>214076438 (OP)
>Computer, apply the incel filter

>>214076455
Calm down sweaty

>>214076499
Skin aging is less about genes and mostly about diet and sun exposure.

Absolutely would.

>>214076455
imagine progressing linearly through time like some dumb faggot, couldn't be me!

>>214076617
whic is why all of us autistic shut ins can point and laugh at these ancient celebrities

>>214076499
No you don't.

>>214076438 (OP)
>Unbreakable Kimmy Schidmt
>cracked
What did they mean by this?

>>214076499
>t.

>>214076617
I also looked pretty young til i was 41, enough that teen girl employees thought my older brother was my dad, and my diet is shit.

my actual dad could have passed for 30 until his 70s, if his hair hadn't gone gray at 30.

I think it's genes... and hating the sun. The sun ruins everything, hence my brothers never being confused for being younger than they actually are.

>>214076987
Diet is important in the sense that you need to get enough animal fats for your body to produce healthy amounts of collagen for your skin.

>>214076499
>I'm 39 and still look like a teenager

>>214077033
Explains why vegans age like shit.

>>214076978
He looks 27 until he stops moving and you get a good look at him, just like every other delusional 39 yr old.

>>214076438 (OP)
it's a horrible waste she never did a topless scene

>>214076438 (OP)
She's a Kohl's mom now

>>214076496
They think they look younger than they are because they've been balding since 19

>>214076438 (OP)
>me too!

>>214076499
Post pic
You won't

>>214076455
Tbf she does look old for her age, she's only 45. And she's looked old for a while, even on that Kimmy Schmidt show she did and that was 10 years ago.

>>214076455
kids nowadays are retarded beyond belief. their reality is so fragment that whole chunks of it fall by the wayside. things that seemed so obivous and fundamental 15 years ago are strange to them.

>>214077210
Literally looks like a grandma

It's over

>>214076978
he has zoomer hair and drip, but otherwise looks 50

>>214077257
Guys from Mortal Kombat still look great

>>214076978
I _believe_ I genuinely looked like a teenager until I was about 30
I don't know exactly when the switch was flipped, but the memory of when I casually mentioned it in a conversation and everyone looked at me like a delusional retard still haunts me

>>214077312
Anon, even being generous, you probably stopped looking like a teenager when you were 22.
You were just delusional.

>>214077343
This has been debunked

>>214077343
probably

>>214077312
I'm not sure why you wanted to look like a teen in the first place, most men peak at 30-35.

>>214077368
she looks good for almost half a decade old

>>214077343
It's the rosy cheeks
You lose that shit sorind 25, tops
After that it's obvious you're not young
Those rosy red cheeks, so flush with life it's spilling out of your face 24/7
No one has that after their early 20s

>>214076499
post face prove it

>>214077413
oh, I didn't like it, I felt awkward about it. though I suppose I enjoyed feeling younger, so I probably clung to that
I definitely look a lot better now that after a few years of exercising and lifting. I hope

>>214076438 (OP)
pale women should avoid excess sun exposure, it rapidly ages them

Some women just age better than others

>>214076438 (OP)
Men age better and that's a fact of life, yeah I bet some losers will age like shit but that's not the norm

>>214076438 (OP)
>45
Do reds age faster?

>>214077544
He looks like a 40 year old, you picked a terrible example she looks younger than him.

>>214077343
it's the black skin
it don't crack
after 50 though you start getting ashy and shit and now you can't fuck dumb white college girls no more
you can still fuck dumb white hags though. and I do

>>214077562
If you're northern European you literally evolved to be in perpetually rainy overcast weather. These bimbos' families instead immigrated to the US generations ago and now try to embody the beach blonde lifestyle or they live in some desert region like California. That's where Mexicans and Indians are from. So they age and get skin cancer.

>>214077597
>That's where Mexicans and Indians are from.
They come from Asia you retard

>>214076978
>Struggles to jump up onto the step at the end
Kek every time

Are the women of the Office cursed?

>>214076455
Zoomers are terrified of aging because they were brought up in a culture that's unbelievably narcissistic and image obsessed

>>214077568
yeah, Dave Franco looks his age. Kiernan Shipka
is a weird case. She has regal features and looks mature, but definitely not old

>>214076438 (OP)
It's strange that she would have 15* the amount of money if onlyfans existed during her casting as Erin. She wouldn't even need to take her cloths off, in character feet videos would be enough to out-earn all her co-actresses.
>>214076978
If someone who looked like this told me they were 17, i would assume they had a bad life but were telling the truth. If he said he was 36 I would assume he's lying and that he's actually in his mid 40's.

>>214077651
Many Zoomers already look older than Millennials. Millie Brown looks like a forty-year-old Gen X. Scarlett Johansson looks younger than her. Billie Eilish and Sabrina Carpenter look older than Carly Rae Jepsen or Taylor Swift. It’s hilarious

>>214077647
she's part african
it's to be expected

>>214076455
the average 4chan poster is webm related

>>214077312
I was told I look younger by 24 year olds, I'm 28 though so it's not like I'm that much older than them

Probably because I don't smoke, nor drink, nor eat that much slop, nor do I go outside nor do I put much stress on my body

>>214077662
She looks like she's 30 or so.

>>214076499
Lol no.

>>214077312
You didn't look like a teenager either. Anyone who actually looks like a teenager in their 20s or more has a serious hormonal disorder.

>>214077568
>>214077662
If he shaved he'd look like he's in his 30s, but that's not the point, the point is that he looks good as opposed to the walled zoomer bitch who looks fucked

>>214077696
Millie Bobby Brown went from looking like a 13 year old child to a 40 year old MILF in the space of like 2 years

>>214077741
Dude, they're just being nice Most people will try to undershoot your age out of politeness. My students tell me I look late twenties even though I'm in my mid-30s. I know they're lying because I have a full beard and I suffer from premature graying.

>>214077257

Johny cage and liu kang aged well

>>214077647
what do you mean they’re all aging gracefully

>>214077312
i used to carry around my ID card from high school around with me, because too many people thought i was some young college kid, and i thought it'd be funny to surprise them by showing a vintage ID that showed I was twice that age.

Big mistake, because theyd completely ignored how young i actually looked as a teen or the year the card was from. Instead they found out my real name or/and started planning my Bday. The latter actually made some girls rightfully suspicious that i was wary of them and fake friendly.

>>214077767
But he doesn't, you're just gay.

>>214077788
>I suffer from premature graying
You sound like a fag

>>214077819
Angela was always ugly though.

>>214077842
Sorry, bro. I shouldn't have used proper grammar on this brown subhuman board. I forgot where I was.

>>214077788
Wrong because I also met this guy who I thought was in his late 20s or early 30s and turns out the dude is probably in his late 30s or 40s because he has a teenager kid
Some people just give off a certain vibe that they're younger than they are, and looks come with it, if I was tricked then it's shit that happens

That's what aging good is, aging like shit is people thinking you're older than what you are and that's the case with most girls today where they're 20 but look 30

>>214076438 (OP)
I guess she bit one cock too many.

>>214077923
>Wrong because I also met this guy who I thought was in his late 20s or early 30s and turns out the dude is probably in his late 30s or 40s because he has a teenager kid

You being a faceblind autist doesn't contradict anything I said.

>>214077746
>Anyone who actually looks like a teenager in their 20s or more has a serious hormonal disorder.
I don't know man, some teenagers look rough. I can imagine aging a couple decades doesn't make a significant difference to some people when they already looked like a crumpled potato to begin with

>>214077544
Dave looks like he's delivered on his sold soul and is now a possessed husk. A walking corpse. You can see life has left his eyes. Many such Hollywood cases.

>>214077973
Why did you post some 40-year-old porn star?

>*scams you in your path*
Black don't crack baby

>>214078001
because I'm goofing around and I thought it was funny
but I knew some dudes in school that looked pretty much like that

>>214078012
>hair transplant
yeah that was the problem

>>214077717
why are soilennials like this?

>>214078001
That's Andrew Garfield

>>214078016
Yeah, high test guys look older. I know one kid who had a full beard at 14-15. Btw testosterone levels in modern men have been cratering since the 80s and that's why a lot of zoomers and millennials think you're supposed to look like a teenager at 25.

>"ummm listen to me chud, you LOOK OLD, okay? you're not aging better than the heckin women, got it? that's just not a thing, scientifically it's impossible despite women having a literal biological clock that determines when their prime ends, okay? So stop being delusional, you're aging like shit just like me, okay?"

This thread btw

>>214077355
I'm sorry but we all voted to rebunk it

>>214078047
Garfield is actually older and looks better.

>>214076475
I’m getting old too

>>214078087
>reddit spacing

>>214078087
>women having a literal biological clock that determines when their prime ends, okay?
This is true. Men also have one of those and it ends around 28-32. You can cope about it all you want, but no, you don't look 20 anymore. Feel free to post a pic of yourself and prove me wrong.

>>214077961
aye carumba

>>214077961
GRANDMA STOP USING MY PHONE

>>214077312
I didn't think I looked that young, but I occasionally got asked what grade of high school I was in when I was 23-26

>>214078187
Get your test levels checked, mate.

>>214078204
I probably do have low T. I'm 6'3" and was like 150lbs at that time

>>214077210
>>214077243
>>214077961
Jenna literally had cancer and went through chemo, that shit ages you like 15
years so she gets a pass.

>>214078250
based mommy Jenna defender

>>214077819
>>214077859
Wait, are we seriously pretending that Angela doesn't look good for a 54 year old mom? You guys have seriously lost the plot.

>>214078296
I'm very willing to defend hitting the wall when it comes to being caused by health issues. Like for example, Sarah Hyland isn't "walled" because she has severe kidney issues and likely won't make it past her 50s. The wall doesn't count in those cases.

>>214078250
Isn't she like 50? Everyone here will look like shit by 50.
>>214078346
Anyone past 45 or so, still being judgemental about looks, is just gay. You are halfway dead at that age and your sexual years are over. I honestly think this comes from the extended period of virginity and low sexual market value males are experiencing. To cope they believe they will now hit their stride and get mad pussy when they're done being a late bloomer at an age when that part of life is frankly just mostly over.

>>214078319
I'm not pretending. She was always ugly.

>>214078379
It's honestly mostly just the grandma haircut, but she only started having that hair post chemo so I'm guessing it's related to that and she can't grow her hair properly anymore.

>>214078398
>pic rel is "always ugly"
Gayest post of the day award for (you)

>>214076499
why did this post INFURIATE so many?

>>214078480
I didn't like her when I watched the show as a teenager but I've developed a new appreciation for her recently

>>214078561
The idea that one would "have to develop an appreciation" of finding a skinny blonde milf hot (instead of being the default) is bizarre to me but I'm glad you found your way.

>>214078607
It can take time and maturity to learn to appreciate the finer things

>>214078445
It takes more than a year to grow back out and even then it can be kind of curly and weird for awhile
t. wife just went through chemo

>>214078480
Fake tits can’t make up for that granny face