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the appeal was a combination of his really gross food hacks, his strange and equally as disgusting drink combos, and the sheer amount of delusions about himself he had
typical food hack: instant mashed potatoes using clamato beer instead of water blasted in the microwave to make potatoes, then adding in some ranch dressing, an entire bottle of bacon bits, an entire can of baby clams, an entire tin of smoked trout, an entire (separate) can of clamato beer, and an entire can of cream of chicken soup then blasted in the microwave for another 12 minutes. Instructions: eat a few bites, realize it's too hot and you cant eat hot or cold foods because your teeth are so rotted, then let it cool at room temp for 24 hours before eating some more. Proceed to eat it over the course of 2-3 days time. Never put it in the fridge, you cant eat cold or hot food, it has to be room temp
Drink Combo: Wild Turkey Honey whiskey about 5 glugs worth, an entire bottle of olde british 800 malt liquor, and then a few splashes of monster energy
Delusions: he is an actual wizard with magic powers who leads a cult of cobra people that he created and has their symbol tattooed on his arm. He smells good because he uses tactical soap and gets 10/10 hot girls telling him he smells good constantly even if they won't date him, he can sing like the backstreet boys, a 60 year old (married) woman he was friends with and her husband were his best friends and he wasn't actually trying to get with their daughter and more
when I think it was either an ISIS cell was destroyed or Bin Laden was captured Cobra literally said on stream he could hear people shouting "thank you cobra" because he cast a circle of protection on the troops with one of his magic wands
