Thread 214080134

>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

>>214080134 (OP)
>>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
left wangsters cant meme

>>214080380
shit i didnt even mean the spelling mistake you made, thats faggy to point it out. i was more referring to how you just direct quote a zinger from a movie rather than adding any creativity or whatever to your own thing

>>214080134 (OP)
>sunglasses indoors
>drinking alcohol
this is what a 14 year old boy thinks is cool. i've never even watched this guy and i already know he's a stunted moron.

>>214080134 (OP)
I read it in his voice.
Like (reply) if you also did.

If you advocate for a position with no personal gain to yourself for doing so, you're a complete moron.

>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM
Sar good morning sar

>>214080431
>not understanding he's playing a character
Congrats, you're sub-intelligent. On par with the retards who thought Borat and Larry the Cable-Guy were real people.

>I review movies
>but I act drunk
I don't get it.

Do people still listen to this dude after he pulled his own Space Cop?

>>214080570
literally just kiwi plinkett.

>>214080593
What does that mean?

I only watch movies and shows that he recommends, and i dont watch movies and shows that he trashes.

>>214080560
so he's only pretending to be a faggot?

ok we get it he's gay or something, dont you have anything else better to do than to spam the catalog with this crap again along with so many other countless spam threads everyday

>>214080640
remove the glasses and the fake alcoholism and he looks even more gay

Why do troons get so especially angry about being "grifted", or even more curious, why would you be angry about people you hate even more than your missing father being grifted? If anything you should enjoy seeing your enemies waste their money.

>>214080947
his name is Ryan Drake? That sounds like a fake name.

>>214080134 (OP)
You really going to keep posting this no matter how hard everyone mocks you for it huh.

>>214080975
No, Ryan Drake is the name of his Jack Reacher ripoff. His name is William Jordan.

>>214081097
nobody in the thread mocked him, though?

This exact post, word for word, was made on /b yesterday.

>>214080616
He made a shlocky airport action thriller for boomer dads and it was exactly that, so most people think it was shit without grasping that while that's true, it basically set out to be shit so it's not quite the massive self-own they make it out to be.

>>214081138
By the same indian hands

Didn't he make a captain marvel video a month ago because rent was due? Truly sad.

>>214081138
this is all the jeet is capable of. scam. repost. repeat.

>>214080663
I think OP's point is worth repeating.

>>214081129
Well great stuff, that's one thread out of the dozen times so far faggotOP has posted this exact fucking thing and gotten laughed at. Also I'm mocking him, right now.

>>214081178
Jeets are his fans. No jeet is critical of this hack.

>>214080134 (OP)
Man, this guy sure makes you homos seethe, huh?

The day I realized that this man, all of his likeminded friends, and most of this board are complete retards that only care about the perception of politics without actually watching a movie for themselves was when I finally saw No Time to Die for myself. It was completely fine. You bitches overreact.

>>214080228
fpbp

>>214081155
>h-he made it shit on purpose

slop reviews for slop tv and flicks. This shit deserves this treatment. The Drinker is the perfect reviewer for this era. Do people really expect tryhard reviews for movies and shows that are all made exactly the same and have the same issues? Shit these days deserves exactly the same 10 meme clips stitched together and nothing more.

>>214081224
>No jeet is critical
accurate freudian slip

You know, if I was an internet celebrity (or incel as I like to call them) I would shitpost about me all day on the 'chins.

>>214081253
Damn you have shit taste and low standards. Try reddit instead of /tv/.

>>214080134 (OP)
>REEEEEE WHY ISNT HE JUST SCREAMING ABOUT JEWS?

>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now
I hate his outro

>>214081402
this, but unironically.

>>214081402
This
When are chuds going to get our real rep and not these fake ass posers

>>214081299
Anon... I pass this building everyday... how did you know

>>214081329
Hey ESL retard, read it again...
>no jeet is critical OF THIS HACK
This means they support him.

>>214081402
>>214081492
>REEEEEEEEEE WHY AREN'T THEY INVESTED IN THE (((CULTURE WAR)))

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>214081402
Yes. Why?

>2025
>still watching critical grifter
oof madone

>>214082195
>still
but I just started

>>214081402
>reeee why doesnt he hate women?

Ok

>>214082409
why? this "movie reviewer" shit went out of fashion years ago and it already peaked with doug walker's son of the mask video

>>214080134 (OP)
I sometimes put the drinker on in the background but frankly you are correct. He isnt a good reviewer.

The only reviewer i seek out the opinions of is RLM at least until Spoonys triumphant and inevitable return

>>214082731
Nerdrotic is worth listening to

>>214081366
>Anything I don't like is reddit

>>214082650
Why not?
I'm not familiar with doug walker or any other internet movie reviewers.

>>214083092
>I'm not familiar with doug walker
You may know him by his other name, The Nostalgia Critic.

>>214083137
The bat credit card guy?

>>214083137
okay heard of him, do you recommend?

>>214082872
>dysgenic söyboy who needs to grow beard to hide the fact he’s a chinlet
Yeah no. I think I’ll stick to synthetic man instead.

>>214083197
>onions beard + glasses combo
>consoomer mancave filled with iron man action figures
>wearing a Rick and Morty t-shirt
How is this any different than the shit you guys mock Redditors for?

>>214083161
Doug has good movie tastes but he is shit at film analysis.

>>214080134 (OP)
>LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEWEST HOLLYSLOP AND HOW MUCH MONEY IT MADE
how the fuck do you people not get bored of it after two videos?

>>214083161
He used to be good like 15 years ago.

>>214083197
>synthetic man
Isn't that the unironic balding virgin who fails at State of play Sony games and who got bullied by Mauler?