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Anonymous No.214082200 >>214082223 >>214082256 >>214083490 >>214083564 >>214084226
The DCU Green Lanterns so far
Anonymous No.214082223
>>214082200 (OP)
I want Jessica
Anonymous No.214082256 >>214083642 >>214084044
>>214082200 (OP)
that nigga lookin zesty
Anonymous No.214083154 >>214083512 >>214084308
Green Lantern is a stupid character
Why would you bother imagining complicated shit when you can get anything done with basic geometric shapes
Or to take the other extreme, why doesn't he just imagine a green cancer cell in someone's brain and then imagine it reproducing 2.85 million times in a second?
Why doesn't he imagine some green kryptonite?
Why wouldn't you have two rings and keep one charging at all times? Or five rings and five more charging up?
Why do they have to say the faggot-ass oath that was written by some stoned hippie retard in 1971?
Why are they defeated by the power of yellow? What does it mean? Are the yellow guys all afraid all the time?
Why would some intergalactic police force assign one random asshole to patrol Earth and then never care that he's constantly struggling?
Why is it a lantern? Why not a green sword?
Anonymous No.214083490 >>214083835
>>214082200 (OP)
Guy is the only Green Lantern worth a damn.
Anonymous No.214083512
>>214083154
>Why would you bother imagining complicated shit when you can get anything done with basic geometric shapes
That's what John Stewart does in the Justice League cartoon. He rarely makes anything interesting. Mostly just shield bubbles.
It's unclear exactly how real the things they create are. Like could a green cancer cell replicate and interact with normal cells? Could a green bomb actually explode? Would green kryptonite actually work against Superman?
>Why wouldn't you have two rings and keep one charging at all times?
What would be the point? They have a lantern battery for charging and it's pretty quick. More rings would give them more time between charges, but it would be better to have a 2nd Green Lantern.
>Why would some intergalactic police force assign one random asshole to patrol Earth and then never care that he's constantly struggling?
Earth has Superman. Green Lantern is mostly there to monitor things.
>Why is it a lantern?
To be a light in the darkness.
Anonymous No.214083564
>>214082200 (OP)
Don't know why they chose the world's gayest looking man for Jon.
Anonymous No.214083599
Why are all the White lanterns 60 years old and played by Gunn's personal friends?
Anonymous No.214083642
>>214082256
Youre the expert lmao
Anonymous No.214083835
>>214083490
Hal is the best thoughalbeit
Anonymous No.214083866
>no Kyle
Anonymous No.214084044
>>214082256
Fruity! Light on his feet!
Anonymous No.214084226
>>214082200 (OP)
I dont even remember the others. Kyle something i think, are there any others? Why the fuck are there so many for 1 planet?
Anonymous No.214084308
>>214083154
God I'm so tired of brown 3rd worlders addicted to anime commenting on American stuff