Thread 214190510

What your go to food to sneak into the Kinoplex?

>>214190510 (OP)
who the fuck goes to the cinema these days

Spaghetti in a bag

I brought a pizza box to the movies once

they didn't care I had it for some reason

>>214190622
Most plex workers don't give a fuck unless the GM is there and he's a die hard company man
>t. worked in theaters almost a decade

>>214190510 (OP)
For me, it's crab legs.

Torta Ahogada

>>214190529
brownoids

>>214190670
>t. worked in theaters almost a decade

you had hidden cameras in the bathrooms didn't you?

I just carry a bag in with my jacket over it, I don't think they care enough to say anything or the zillenial staff are too conflict averse to do it.

>>214191054
you'd be surprised how few cameras there really was, especially in the larger plex i worked at. 22-screens, tons of business, 4 hallways and a lobby yet there were oinly 4 cameras in those halls, 2 in the lobby, 1 over the concession stand, and 1 for each office

>>214190622
Based
>>214191190
Cringe

>in crowded theater
>quiet scene begins
>*DING!*
>my souffle is done
>check easy bake oven and start serving slices to people around me
>whole theater is clapping

>>214190510 (OP)
You're allowed to take your own food into the cinema. It's literally only in the land of the free that you get arrested for sneaking in your own scotch egg or whatever.

>>214191054
Yes, and if you do a private hire of one of the screens, you can have to toilet cam projected onto it.

>>214191472
Sorry anon, kinoplex rules are quite clear. Now pick up that pickaxe and get back to work.

Greggs sausage roll in one pocket, steak bake in the other.

I only go to the hipster kinoplex with 40 seats that has a slave bring you food and drinks at the beginning of the picture. When I used to go to pleb "movie theaters" I would bring in 10 soft shell taco bell tacos and a pint of tequila.

>>214191543
if they pulled this shit on me, i would leave a pile of diarrhea in the back of the theatre for wagie to mop up later

my favorite is spaghetti a la bologna, or even a few mice pies with onion

>>214190670
This. Right after that whole Dark Knight shooting fiasco they had ultra heightened security at all the major theaters in my city and when I and a couple buddies went to go see Trance shit movie, after that is when I gave up on Danny Boyle pretty much entirely I had a loaded bong propped up inside my backpack and the dude doing bag checks saw it he just laughed when he saw it and went "heh have a good time fellas."

>>214190670
That’s literally every job in the service industry.

>>214192712
You could've just ended the sentence at job.

I have a pair of cargo shorts that are perfect for loading up with Taco Bell burritos. I weigh 430 pounds and stopped caring a long time ago.

>>214192128
>hotboxing the movie theater
you likely exposed children to marijuana

>>214190529
>>214191021
:(

>>214193761
“aw, SHIT.”

>>214193761
This was back when I was a teenager taking the bus in 2013, we were smoking up out by the dumpster before (and after) the movie. Also, who the fuck would ever take their kid to go see Trance [spoiler"]look Bobby and Suzy, that's Rosario Dawson's vagina just hanging out for a full 30 seconds for no reason and they keep panning up and down her body as she walks around! And don't you kids love 90s euro breakbeat techno music paired with the minimal and nonsensical plot?[/spoiler]
Taking a child to see Trance might as well be child abuse in and of itself

>>214194551
Welp I dun goof'd that spoiler tag, oh well

>>214190529
I wish I went for Sinners.
I might go for 28 Years Part 2.

>>214194575
ctrl - s

>>214194637
I like doing things the hard way if you get what I mean

>>214190510 (OP)
White monster and billar

>>214191246
What was her name?

>>214194792
well then we should have every right to chastise you for doing the hard way wrong

>>214195464
I agree. Bend me over and give my bare butt a spanking

>>214190510 (OP)
Have you been to a movie theater lately, they look like haunted houses, the employees don't care what you do long as they don't have to clean it up

>>214190510 (OP)
>Americans have to sneak food into movies

Actual crazy concept to me. I walk in with a full meal from my local Thai place in a takeaway container and eat it without anyone questioning me or trying to stop me. If I want snacks I go to a supermarket beforehand and buy popcorn, doritos, mountain dew or even a fucking ice cream and just walk it into the theatre in a bag. Why do you cunts claim to be the "freest" country when you can't even enjoy a succulent Chinese meal at your kinoplex

>>214190510 (OP)
I hope you brought enough for everyone anon

>>214190510 (OP)
just stuff the food in your pants, what, you wanna touch my big penis? are you a fucking homo or something?

>>214191770
Supremely based.

>>214191770
>10 tacos
>only one pint of liquor
Dawg, what the fuck isn't wrong with you

>>214195772
>he doesn't get a penis inspection at the kinoplex

>>214191257
Not always..
https://youtu.be/h9ugYXq6TFc?si=DfHu8cflzuCwehuK

>>214196999
>black woman on da plane.jpeg

>>214196999
What the fuck, fire ants?

>>214190622
You're likely to get stabbed by some negro if you try to stop him, employees are no longer risking it

I like to sneak my cat into the kinoplex

>>214199473
t. Chinese

>>214190529
This. And it's astounding to see a dying industry that's been so openly antagonistic to its own customers for decades not learn any lessons. At home I have an 80" TV with Dolby 5.1 audio, with zero black teenagers on dey phone. Whatever garbage you're showing a Le Theater will be available on Blu-ray within a month for less than the cost of 2 tickets. And you still have the audacity to discourage me from bringing in a bag of McDonalds and a beer?

i snuck in a snickers share size candy bar into the kinoplex, felt like a supreme badass. they found my automatic glock and took away my stendo mags because they had hollowpoints and told me to only bring proper ammunitions next time but they returned them after i finished watching cars 2

ox blood sausage and tripe soup

Why is going to the movies seen as a bad thing nowadays?

>>214200005
this looks disturbing

>>214200023
gives women the ick

>>214200023
because /tv/ is antisocial

>>214190510 (OP)
Beers

>>214200051
I prefer to give women the dick if you follow me.

>>214200023
See >>214199854. The "theater experience" has been steadily getting worse since before you born and serves no purpose in the era of modern home entertainment systems. The sole exception are those weird theaters that show older movies with a restaurant menu/bar and offer opportunities for group recreation if you are fortunate to live in an area with any kind of "social cohesion" (racism).

>>214200049
yeah i was interested in learning about the dish then it cuts to this freakish bug person
really threw me off

>>214200187
i follow you, based by the way

>>214195436
Murphy.

>>214200389
>dead or alive, she's getting the d

Two bags of chili, minimum.

i told the staff i wear a catheter and i have two colostomy bags one for solids and one for liquids. i actually had 2 bags strapped to my legs filled with vodka and mountain dew mixed together

>>214200651
I run a jabba the hutt setup with a liquid colostomy bag, solid colostomy bag, vodka/sugar free monster mix bag, a protein shake bag, and then a wearable hooka that I pull on as I enjoy my kino. I also have a twink in cat ears chained to my person and a rodent that reacts to things.

>>214196999
never had crawdad or whatever those red things are? how do they taste?

>>214200023
It's not. You spend too much time online.

>>214200809
They taste like aquatic, crustacean bottom-feeders, and there's so little meat that you need 50 of them to have a full meal.

6 oz. Pinot grigio cans. 12$ a pop

>>214201068
Oh & get this... I have tah butter my own popcorn now. Lol butter dispensers

>>214201068
for me its wearing my poncho i bought at goodwill and wearing my bandoliers acrosss my chest with beer can sized loops and a gunbelt around my waist all filled with steelies. i was only brave enough to do it at halloween because it looked like a ridiculous costume (which it is)

>>214200023
zoomers hate social cohesion

>>214200809
There is a reason they are considered nigger and poor food. They are worse than jumbo shrimp in every way. Jumbo shrimp is worse than crab. Crab is worse than langoustine. Langoustine is worse than king crab. King crab is worse than lobster.

There. Now you know the water bug tier list

>>214199473
I'd love to do this, but my local theater is very strict with their no-cats policy. They have large cat face signs with Xs through them, but maybe I could sneak a cat or two in next time to enjoy the kino with, we'll see.

>>214200225
>The sole exception are those weird theaters that show older movies with a restaurant menu/bar
I used to live near one. I would never go to a theater now unless there was a particularly interesting flick playing. I almost went to see Megalopolis.

>>214190510 (OP)
I used to sneak in long john silvers

>>214200023
Nothing worth watching anymore

>>214190529
I do. It makes movies better and let's me think that it still matters as an art form. I don't go often though, so I end up just not watching most new movies because I don't want to see them at home

>>214201633
>LJS
why

>>214201202
Bro. We really doin this? I bet you not I can sneak a handle in there

I'm cute, I'm a Chad. Chad is allowed backpacks

>>214200809
They're excuses to drink shots of excessively seasoned shellfish water. They're pretty similar to shrimp, but easier to peel.

>>214191543
Robert have you ever see a movie called buck breaking? I think you might enjoy it.

>>214191351
Kinooo

>>214191472
>sneaking in your own scotch egg
THIS NIGGA BE EATIN SCOTCH EGGS

>>214190529
Men who want to take a girl on a date and grope her tits or get a hand/blowjob in public in the dark. It's niche, but essential.

I snuck a burger and fries from shake shack in one time. shit was cash.

3 airplane bottles of Jack Daniel’s Apple to pour into my large Dr. Pepper

>>214190510 (OP)
Unpopped popcorn in a bag, microwave and a power bank. Yes i will make my own popcorn during the movie, Cry about it.

>>214194575
maybe lay off the weed

>>214196999
you know what they mean when they say suck the heads?

>>214200005
what a load of tripe

>>214205135
inhale the innards of the brain cavity

Mcdonalds fried apple pies are perfect you can put one in every pocket.

>>214205205
not your prison pocket, the filling is too hot

>>214191351
But it would still be so hot

>>214190510 (OP)
I sometimes dabble in a can of beans or two. Usually I bring my favorite red spork to eat them with while I wear cowboy boots and hat, jeans and a linen shirt as well as a leather duster.

>>214190529
Me, I went to see the new Naked Gun yesterday it was great, got to enjoy the laughter of my fellow cinema goers

>>214205450
i know exactly what you mean, i can't cum without the noise of a crowd

>>214205433
after that many beans, no duster. there's already a lot of obstacles to the outhouse

>>214190510 (OP)
Bean burritos from Taco Hell. Portable, will be good all night if you wanna cram a burrito during the movie's climactic rape scene

>>214205514
Ive got a gut of steel. Aint no beans gonna put me out of commission.

>>214205533
>t.

>>214205523
their double bean gorditas are a lot more fuckable and the consistency of the bean cheese filling is much more enticing

>>214205546
Yes.

>>214190529
Me and I'm going to see Toxic Avenger tomorrow. Fuck you.

>>214205676
i love beans so much bro, my family calls me a "beaner". im a recluse but there was a family gathering at our place and my dad said "look, the beaner finally crawled out of his beaner cave!"

For me, it's garlic shrimp & mash

>>214190529
this

last time i went was like 10yrs ago to Aladdin because i tried to fuck some bitch

>>214190529
Imagine paying $20 or more to literally sit inside a four walled dark room with weed smelling criminals and preggo dropouts in order to be subjected to 10-20 minutes of ads for fone plans, foodslop, plumber contact info, capeshit trailers, and your main course which has a 80/20 chance of being a pro j anti white agenda piece to keep butteroilfinger g0ys in the matrix.

>>214207246
Imagine typing this post as an incel on /tv/ holy kek

>>214190622
I used to do this, I borrowed my friend's older sister's uniform from Dominos and pretended to be a delivery boy, I would park, walk inside fast with a pizza box, go into the restroom stall, inside the box I kept my regular shorts, a different cap and shirt in a Ziploc bag, change, then walk into a movie with my pepperoni mushroom pizza that I would get half off from my friend's sister and never got caught. In fact, most employees thought I was delivering to their bosses or something. Wish I had tried this at other private places that had money or strippers.

>>214195436
Ethel Rosenberg

>>214199473
See Garfield 2?

>>214200023
the great replacement "conspiracy" is real and so is kalergi plan.

>>214190510 (OP)
no one even works the ticket booth anymore at my local kinoplex, so i just bring a backpack with whatever snacks i want. thinking about it, i could probably just walk into whatever movie i wanted to without paying

>>214190510 (OP)
>food to sneak into the Kinoplex?
I live in a 1st world country, I'm allowed to enter the cinema with food and drinks from outside.

>>214201312
easy just paint a red X on your cat's face, they won't be able to stop you then

>>214207246
Holy fuck go outside you neet loser. That's literally every place.

>>214207401
>rosenberg
I was taught in school that they dindu nuffin and that their execution was a miscarriage of justice.

beer. my record is eight tall cans

>>214205305
>he doesn't eat his souffle molten hot on the outside while frozen on the inside
Ngmi

>>214201300
What does Langoustine taste like?

>>214209161
You gotta try them Anon, they're like little lobsters

>>214190529
Me and my BPD gf to sneak in a cheeky fuck while out

>>214190529
my normie friends drag me to the kinoplex fairly often

>>214200023
its not inherently, its just that the cinema experience is dogshit nowadays + zero films worth watching the past 10 years

Food?

>>214205171
You would be absolutely diabolical to do this. This fruit is literally the devil. It's the only food in my entire life I've gagged trying to eat, and I fucking love food.

>>214191351
Delicious

>>214190529
saw 28 years later in cinema

>>214190510 (OP)
am i the only one who doesn't like to eat when i watch a movie? i find i get distracted by the food and focus more on what im tasting and doing with my hands than watching the film

Going to the theaters alone is heavenly I don't know why it's so stigmatized

>>214209709
yeah i know what you mean.
i asphyxiate if i walk too long a distance because breathing and walking simultaneously is too confusing

>>214190510 (OP)
I go on Tuesdays, for the discounted ticket. I’ll gl down the escalator to the Buffalo Wild Wings for buy one get one 50% off wings at Buffalo Wild Wings. I’ll get 20 wings, 10 garlic parm, 5 Thai curry and 5 of some new flavor I’ll try. Get
Some fries too and bring a can of Dr. pepper from home. I wear a big, oversized long jacket and hide my food bag in my belly and they never notice. I like to wipe my saucy hands on the sears next to me and throw my bones on the floor. Then after the movie is done I go take a massive Buffalo Wild Wings diarrhea shit in one kid the stalls and make sure to clog the toilet with toilet paper, even using more than I need to just to clog it. I haven’t done this since the summer but I got no work tomorrow and it’s pretty cool today so I might not look suspicious in my jacket, maybe I’ll go tonight and see weapons or something.

>>214190510 (OP)
Do Sapporos count as food?

>>214207034
this guy has to be banned for life now right?

>>214200023
Because they suck. For one thing the average price of a movie ticket is 16-18 dollars. You’re being ripped off, they’re overpriced and you might as well just buy the blu-ray at that point. Not to mention that movies suck nowadays, so not only are you being ripped off, but you’re being ripped off to probably see jewish goyslop propaganda. I wouldn’t pay a dollar to see that shit, let alone 18.

And on the off chance an actual good movie free of pozz or jewish propaganda comes out, is rather wait to watch it at home. Going to the actual theaters suck. You have to sit in a crowded theater surrounded by shitskins and fat people while they talk, eat their overpriced goyslop, get up, move around, fart, burp and do all kinds of things that distract or interrupt you from the movie. If there is a movie I wanted to see, why would I want to overpay too see it in those conditions?

Going to the movie theater is seen as bad, because it means you see nothing wrong with going to theater. Meaning you enjoy overpaying kikes for slop. It means you enjoy being surrounded by shitskins and fat people who ruin the viewing experience. It means you’re a consooming goycattle, and probably brown, and should kill yourself promptly.

>>214207034
I’m surprised you’re even allowed to bring a battery like that on the plane

>>214207296
What did he say that was wrong?

>>214210060
once my theatre started charging extra for maintained seats with working cupholders, i quit going. they installed the premium seats, put in a seating assignment system, and left the rest falling apart. i got in a lovely debate with a teenage employee telling me to go back to my assigned seat and me telling him that i paid for a fucking functioning cupholder and armrest and i'll go and find one like i always have.

fucking place had bedbugs for a while too. atrocious.

>>214207034
This isnt just based. This is beyond based.

>>214207034
>eating mashed potatoes with your hands
great now every streetshitting indian will point to this video to say 'whites do it too', totally unaware of how putrid and tactless this man is

>>214207034
The sink at 15s and 20s is different to the one at 26s. So is this fake?

>>214190529
me

One time I brought a fully cooked lobster dinner to the theatre but I was so high I became so paranoid someone was going to have severe allergies and die in front of me. Good times.

>>214207034
Why is he doing this? Is he like mentally ill?

>>214209848
Fuck yah. Garlic parm and salt/vinegar are my go to BDubbz order. Never went to the theater with them, but there is one near that I may do this with today. It’s hot as fuck here, so cannot wear a coat to hide the food but I have never been stopped from bringing food in so I should be fine just carrying it in full view

>>214190510 (OP)
These and gummy bears.
I only ever have them at the cinema for some reason.

>>214209567
Drink?

>>214205116
No

>>214190560
This, but in a pocket.

>>214199854
>Dolby 5.1
I hope you didn't actually fall for that terrible shit, anon

>>214196964
So “kewl” and ghetto in America to call other guys dawg to make them feel like they’re slaves too

Cringey trash

>>214190529
Isnt it better for you if the theater is empty?

>>214201380
>interesting flick
>Megalopolis
Well you certainly dodged a bullet there.

>>214205073
>only three
pleb

>>214191859
lol mice

>>214195616
Obsessed
Free doesn't mean free to trample over the rights of other people or businesses
The concept of mutual consent is lost on subhuman Europeans

>>214190510 (OP)
I remember as a teenager having ticket-takers demand to search my bag before going in, like it was a police checkpoint. Now you can just walk in with a container of food and they won't even glance at it.

>>214205171
>>214209622
There's a lot of gross meat or seafood based dishes, but its a special kind of strange to have a giant fruit filled with heavenly tasting tropical custard that also smells like a rancid gym bag full of hobo smegma

>>214215669
it costs a liver going to the theaters in the shithole I live. I prefer staying home watching scenes of movies I like on YT

>>214217755
>teenager
There's your problem.

>>214200023
First, let's go back to the beginning of the Osmotic Empire and Mehmet 2.

>>214215318
Surround sound is bad?

costco pizza

Would you be ok paying current day prices if it came with a no muds and no phones guarantee?

>>214199473
what movies do cats like

>>214218574
If you're dealing with muds and phones it's a skill issue. Foreign/low-budget/indie shit usually has cheaper tickets, and the theater's never more than half full. Only time i've had to deal with the "horrors of the movie theater" everyone bitches about was when i got roped into seeing a marvel movie by a co-worker.

2 double meat gyros and 2 orders of curly fries

>>214218675
My cat prefers televised sports, unironically.

yeah for me the killer is that more and more, it's other people that are ruining the experience. young kids, people on theirs phones a lot. if I REALLY want to see a movie in theaters now I'll unironically drive over an hour to some rich part of a town on a weekday when school is in session and watch the movie. that is quite honestly the only way I can watch a movie in peace and quiet now. I made the mistake of watching Eddington on a cheap Tuesday night (thinking: who in the hell wants to see Eddington other than A24 dorks and people like me) and people would not shut the fuck up. shame on me. it's over for the cinema fan. stay inside, torrent your movies and call it a day.

>>214215607
What are you going off about over there you spazz

>>214191054
no cameras
just my face in bottom of the bowl

>>214218839
This is only a problem if you live in a shithole populated with a majority of disrespectful fuckheads. I have never had this issue

>>214199397
that's a ol' fashioned, down looosiana way crawdad boil

>>214219316
well anon then I'm moving to whereverthehell you live

I used to sneak in A&W. Now that I quit bread and shit I bring in Wendy's chili and candy from the dollar store or just straight up steal some from the candy shelf.

>>214190510 (OP)
Protip: Save your bucket from your last kinoplex experience, put your crab legs and scotch eggs inside, and fill the top 10% with microwave popcorn. No one will be the wiser. Just dump the corn on the floor for some teenager to sweep up and BOOM crab legs and kino.

>>214194611
White guilt ahh post

>>214195561
There's been this old gimpy cunt in a wheel chair that's been searching my bag for years AFTER SHE SEES ME BUYING SNACKS AT CONCESSIONS
I've had to start hiding my fifth of Wild Turkey 101 in several flasks all over my person.

I brought crab legs once. Big bucket of them. People would stop and be like fuck yeah I know that meme, and ask to get a pic with me. I became known as crabman during that 2-hour flick, and people kept talking to me afterward. Got a few numbers, made some great friends that I still have to this day, and even got a girlfriend out of it. 10/10 experience, would recommend it.

>>214205008
lol this is literally the only reason I ever went to a cinema.

>>214219370
Axe me how I know you's black

>>214219358
Don't, we don't want you here

>>214190529
The kind of trash who would sneak chinese food into a theater instead of eating before they go because I guess that's an "own" on the minimum wage theater employees.

>>214190529
This year, I've watched 28 Years Later and Shin Godzilla at the theater, and the projector shit itself during 28 Years. They gave me a free voucher, but I can't even think of anything that I want to use it on. I guess I might go see Deathstalker if AMC is showing it.

>>214195616
Concessions are where the theater actually makes their money. I'm guessing your theater not giving a fuck is one of the perks of living in an afterthought country.

>>214190510 (OP)
This thread still up from last night, didn't think this board was so slow

>>214190510 (OP)
I don't sneak food in, I simply walk with a handful of mash and gravy and they never do shit

>>214190510 (OP)
I snuck a large sbarro pizza into mamma Mia with a buddy because we thought it would be hilarious. I wanted to sneak a large meat ball sub into a showing of little women because I thought it would be the same kinda funny but my other buddy didn’t get it and just got mad that I didn’t want to see the last skywalker

>>214220962
Not even black, I just don't wanna pay 30 bucks for a popcorn, candy and pop.

1 MRE in my waistband I'm the front, 1 MRE in my waistband at the back, jacket zipped up. Never been busted and it's plenty of food for a 3 hour marathon.

>>214222663
Why the fuck were you literal faggots watching those movies to begin with you weirdo

>>214222665
You know you aren't required to be constantly eating in a movie theater right fat-ass?

>>214209622
>/tv/ poster
>and I fucking love food
ya dude we know your 400lbs

>>214223393
My 400lbs what?

>>214223414
PUSSY AND ASS

Rebel Whopper (Tastes the same as meat based whopper)
https://www.hungryjacks.com.au/menu/whopper/plant-based-whopper

Showing this image
https://www.frugalfeeds.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/hungry-jacks-vouchers-valid-until-15-september-2025-3.jpg
on your phone will entitle you to the deals displayed. Some stores will let you order the deals multiple times, just making multiple orders, multiple receipts.

There was 2 burgers for the price of one or a few dollars more. That was a good deal. Burgers will fit in cargo pockets, maybe side ones.

Kave — Ominousium (2015, Cyclic Law)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgOgSjOzDMk

Demon
Crowded street. Empty street just before daylight.
Bites into neck. Lets go of the drained. They fall down like a puppet with it's strings severed.
A clump. A heap. Shoulder lengthed man with sharp features, hidden eyes in shadows: Wipes away blood (from his mouth).
The girl gets up in the light. Surreal ghosts moving slow, light passing through them. People but extras, like scenery, buildings, machines.

Woman, young as this day's sun. Young at heart. Unspoiled. Life of wrong sucked out. Clean. The sun is too white, she stands in shade, doesn't remember before. Tomorrow seems today. A lot of them, all of them.

She draws, writes, symbols, logic, right.
It's alien to a lesser world. The books filled fast like they make the world. Out of room she buys another but can't pay. The store real for seconds lasting minutes moving at the regular pace.

She needs to get it out, will be lost in her. Nowhere to hold.

>>214190510 (OP)
>>214210060
>see 1-2 movie a month for 12 months (year)
>20$ a ticket, plus 5-10$ for food, or 20$ for theater "meal".
>about 240$ to 500$ a year, not counting most food or any friends or family you invite
>invite 1 friend or family or date/gf = DOUBLE those costs
Up to 1,000$ a year? (at MINIMUM?)
>watch on 4k tv hooked up to wifi at home FREE, can also pause, get drunk, naked, sex, masturbate, or junk.
>For FREE

Give me 10,000$ and I'll watch a bunch of movies in theater. (that 10,000 probably won't last 10 years of movies)

If most theaters made their prices like 9$ a ticket, and 5$ for meals and lot of food,
It would be worth it.

>>214219782
zoomer ahh retard
did I do it right?

>>214195561
is that really your experience? I keep seeing these threads about cinemas being dead but my local theater ihas people queuing almost every night, is my small town an exception? I would love for there to be an off night once in a while so I can see a movie without having to scramble for the good seats.

>>214207246
>makes normie scum seethe
well put anon.

>>214190529
There's a classy reasonably priced quiet theater down the street. I will go see TRON ares when it debuts, hopefully at a matinee showing.

>>214209848
you should use the family / tranny restroom next time and hover over the toilet just enough to where there's some backblast.
when i worked at a theatre they forced some of us to keep that one pristine so someone will definitely be cleaning that up while it's fresh haha

>>214200023
anon it's just /tv/ being retarded contrarians again, just ignore it.

>>214210060
>16-18 dollars
that's the membership cost at the place I go to. I don't get how it works, for 17 bucks I can see as many movies as I want a month but a single ticket is 10 bucks minimum (if you're over 18)

>>214210603
based, I buy the cheapest ticket possible and just walk into the imax or Dolby showings, have never had a problem so far.

>>214205171
I never got the deal with this, do they smell worse when locally sourced or something? The ones I see at the local Chinese store just smell strong but nothing too bad.

>>214218570
I legitimately hope this person and everyone else like them die a horrible death of cancer. Although knowing fucks like this they'll love the attention

>>214190529
LBT's (loud brown teenagers)

>>214207034
Not half bad. What really elevates it when I do this is smearing the mashed potatoes on the seat and in the magazine holder in front of me if the pilot doesn't land as smoothly as i like.

why do all cuisines have distinct dishes like curry or fish and chips or sushi but chinese food is always called just chinese food? what even is chinese food aside from noodles?

>>214218570
Imagine stinking up the movie theater with pizza
Only browns

>>214210060
Kek where the fuck do you live where they charge 18 dollars for a movie? I literally went to the theater today and saw a movie for 7 dollars.

>>214207034
There is no way they'd let you take a battery like that on a plane. I refuse to believe this is real