Thread 214215730

>>214215730 (OP)
Based. Its cool that this show has male nudity, male sex, male rape, gay relationships and yet cant be considered woke by anyone.

Why couldn't he make it big? He's a good actor.

>>214215730 (OP)
is this actually worth watching or is >>214215772 right? i have heard there is a lot of gay rape and other really gross gay/butt stuff and i am not really interested in seeing that tbqh

>>214215772
It's not exactly depicting those kind of relationships in a positive light

>>214216164
>there is a lot of gay rape
there's not that much of it, maybe one scene per season and they werent very graphic. the sex scenes in general are pretty tame in the series. plenty of male nudity though, they embraced every excuse to have a dick on screen

The whole faux romance arc between the two followed by the retarded assault and then suddenly he is in love with beecher was really poorly done and scarcely believable on either end

>>214216164
Its a classic show. There is rape but its generally only used to further storylines and they use it sparingly. Lots of dick. There is a scene where a dude gets shit on.

how about we make a show that is unpleasant to watch and all the characters are pieces of shit

>>214215730 (OP)
is that Detective Stabler?

>>214215817
Looks like James Hetfields younger brother

Yeah he was great in Oz

>>214216164
OZ was an amazing show. Yeah its not pleasant a lot of times but its realistic. What do you expect to happen in prison like that

>>214216331
Its a fuckin prison drama. What do you expect? Its compelling as hell though and sometimes darkly hilarious. Like Adabisi is a hilarious character. A piece of shit yes but its so entertaining

>>214216389
The acting was second to none too. Lots of great actors in the show. Forgot to mention that. Just very well done all the way around

>>214215730 (OP)
Why is this show so comforting too? Its brutal at times and depressing yet its a comfy watch on a lazy sunday afternoon

>>214216389
I expect to not watch a prison drama because I'm not a retard.

>>214216389
>suc mai dic now

>>214216389
Adebisi lives baby.

>>214216164
Its a gay fetish show

>>214216260
literally the debut episode features male rape.... sweetie, stop watching gay p0rn, you're crazily desensitised

>>214216357
>Oz
>Realistic
It was anything but that, you don't get that many incidents like this in jail and let's not even talk about this aging drug arc which was pure nonsense.

>>214216572
the show grossed me out right after one episode, while my dad watched the whole show, w-what does it mean bros??

>it's a classic show dude you gotta watch it
>it's about prison though so naturally every episode is about gay dudes pooping on each others dicks what do you expect

YO....
>camera spins around room
...PRISON...
>*WHOOSH*
...is like a BUS. Heh. You ever thought of that?
>*trumpet screech and abrupt pan around the room*
You have these passengers... *wiggles fingers in front of face*
on the SAME journey....
>*metalic clang echoes*
But at the end of the day....
>camera goes up his nostril
The bus only goes...
>*split second flash of fat man's penis*......
....where the driver wants.
>*trumpet screech*

THAT'S life in Em City...

>*man's orgasmic grunt echoes in the background*

A day in the life of an Emerald City inmate >5:00am, lights on. Grunt to cellmate to hurry up and cum before it's time for the head count
>5:06am initial headcount finished, time for everyone to drop their pants for penis inspection
>Cellmate's dick found to not have enough of my shit on it. After raping me, the guards order cellie and me back to the cell so that he can rape me some more
>5:30am - 6am: Breakfast. Eggs sausage and cum eaten directly out of Shillinger's butthole
>6am - 11:30am: nonstop anal rape. Sometimes I take a ten minute break to go rape a prag
>11:30: Lunch time. Today's menu: big black cock with a side of nazi penis
>12:00-1pm: Exercise time. Spend the hour fitness dick up my ass
>1pm-2pm: Bible study. All the pages are stuck together. Hit on Sister Peter Marie, guards rape me in retaliation
>2pm-4:30pm: More nonstop anal rape but this time someone gives me some PCP and heroin. I ingest both of them rectally
>4:30pm: Dinner time. Poet is reciting some gay poem about how much le loves raping asses. Menu: More cock with a side of cum and extra cum sauce
>5:00pm - 9:00pm: After dinner ass rape
>9:00pm: Lights out. Cellie ties my wrists down and settle into my ass for a long night of rape. I count sheep while dozing off to sleep. The sheep are assraping each other in my mind's eye

The show was a fun novelty when it first came out but it's about as realistic as the fucking Looney Tunes.

>>214216622
That hes a fag. That was the audience hbo was going for

>>214215772
Because nobody cares if a nigger or a fag is in shows. Most people don't give a shit. They do care when it's hamfisted and not fitting. Here it does fit both the type of show it is, era, it being a prison, etc. So you can put all that in there. Making "medieval black kang" is fucking woke garbage and immediately makes me realize the movie cares more about diversity checkboxes than making a compelling show.

>>214215817
Because he got buttfucked by Nazis and sucked and fucked for years on television

>>214216899
I feel like it’s like what a bleeding heart Reddit leftist imagines America’s prison system is like

>>214216615
I never finished the last 2 seasons or so. I heard it got really ridiculous. I can imagine. Hey it was a fun entertaining hilarious romp of a soap opera prison drama. Its dumb popcorn viewing at its finest. Id rather watch Oz than most crappy garbage movies released now

>>214216622
Way more boomers are fags than ypu would expect. If he was in the military hes definitely a fag

>>214216658
Rhese moments kept me watching the show ngl

>>214216497
It still is what it is.. which is a prison drama. Im sure theres things you like I can call you a retard for. Its all relative and you ain't cool or cultured. Youre a moron like every one else

>>214216658
please. I NEED more Augustusposting

>>214217252
absolute mad lad

>>214216357
>Yeah its not pleasant a lot of times but its realistic.

>>214216357
>oz
>realistic

>>214217382
There's no way he watched the entire series if he thinks it's realistic. You could be fooled in the beginning IIRC, but it goes absolutely bananas.

>>214216345
Yessir.
>>214216331
That's the 21st century for you, faggot.

I felt bad for Omar...

Yo anon. I heard those dirty spics are gonna try to take you out tomorrow. You better kill this one specific guy from their gang that I happen to owe money to within the next 3 hours. No problem bro you're my bud, just lookin out for you! Good luck man

its worth watching for the niche memes posted from time to time in here. some good stuff but a lot of disguisting gay shit and really vile stuff that doesnt happen in tv anymore.

>>214216658
you deserve some kind of award for this, Anon

>>214217618
>he said I suck dick?!! That’s it he’s dead
>thanks white man I’ve never met

>>214217618
>gets away with it everytime
Based

what would be the dialogue/scenes if the guys that made The Shield did the "previously on"?
>niggers burn things
>i've always wondered if adebisi's dick is bigger than mine *grabs handful of axle grease*
>*spoon scene*

>>214216658
geg

>>214218900
WHY DID PEOPLE KEEP TRUSTING HIM

>>214220866
McManus you're fuckin crazy! Your egghead liberal ideas are gonna get people hurt!

>>214220909
>He's got a point, Murphy. Too long have the guards sowed corruption and misery in Em City. Surely nothing can go wrong if we let the inmates be the guards, and the guards be the inmates.

>>214218141
It’s pasta retard

I never made the connection because I'm an idiot but after OZ in Australia they would show Queer As Folk, now it all makes sense.

>>214216658
kek

>>214220745
Luck of the Irish

>>214216658
kek, these never get old.

Post favorite prisoner intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1SMF2JTiLw

Why did McManus make 16 yr old, vulnerable Kenny the cell-mate of renowned rapist of men Adebisi?
What the fuck was he thinking?

Hottest bitch in the show by far

>>214221515
came here to post this, pure sex

>>214221515
She's the only bitch on the show lol.

>>214221725
Nah. There was the doctor Ryan had a crush on so he had her husband killed ... and Edie Falco

>>214221318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdhceJ1PsqY

>>214221725
Excuse me?

>>214221515
Negative.

>>214221398
he's still in the hole btw

What would you do if you had nigger gums?

>>214216345
everyone was on Oz. It was like Miami Vice.

>>214221859
he’s such a master assassin that dozens of people have gone in and out of the hole without noticing his presence

>>214221982
Kek. Is that Doakes?

>>214221888
this dude lookin zesty

am I the only one that stopped after the Beecher headcanon ending ?

>>214215817
He did well in Generation Kill, but yeah it's weird that the likes of Falco and Simmons became Oscar and Emmy winning actors but he didn't.

>>214217197
this. I mean, where do you even go from there?

>>214221859
Supposedly the TV Guide synopsis for an episode way back in the day mentioned that he gets killed in the hole by some female prison guard new character. It was never included as a deleted scene on the DVDs so I don't know if the storyline was aborted before it even got filmed.

>>214215817
Huh Didn't he do the Supersize Me I and II? It was massive
RIP

>>214215730 (OP)
What I appreciate about this show is that each episode is the equivalent of a season worth of TV nowadays. Like when Beecher has the wolverine nails you can just imagine how modern millennial writers would do it
>Beecher watches X Men on TV.
>Reaction shot of a Eureka moment
>Entire episode later he starts growing his nails
>Entire episode later the nurse comments on them
>Entire episode later he gets released and spends the whole episode looking at the guards
>Final scene of the penultimate episode of the season Beecher finally attacks
>Last episode of the season is Ernie Hudson brooding about the death and how to respond

>>214222242
I shut off the episode

>>214216431
I think it's just that all the factions hit and get hit

it's like watching pokemon or one piece except ash Ketchum occasionally gets raped or fucking murders a member of team rocket

>>214215730 (OP)
>Previously on Oz

Reminder that Chris Meloni tweeted that he's erect on the night Trump was arrested. You can look it up. It's why he always shows off how hard he lifts weights - he's closeted.

>>214222991
now that the dust has settled, was the 10 second shot of his penis peeing piss really needed?

>>214223029
IDK b/c I didn't watch that trash. I saw one scene of it once unintentionally and it was literally indistinguishable from a gay porno and I never watched again.

>>214221888
>nigger gums
>revealed he was raped repeatedly by his dad as a kid
>becomes Cutlers prag and gets spooned
>gets AIDS
Humiliation arc kino

>>214222833
kek what is this from?

>>214223182
Reminder that Beecher bit the tip of his penis off in s2 ep1

>>214216357
>feeds you aging drugs
>hides in a wall behind you
>wolverine-fingernail-claws you to death
psssh...nothin personnel...kid...

>>214223164
you know a lot about gay pornos

>>214223582
whatever i know is still less than you do

>>214222054
yeah

>>214215730 (OP)
>loose buttholes in the shower

>>214215730 (OP)
Beecher was 17, you sick fuck.

>>214222420
jk simmons was a nazi and fucked and had a great career

says a lot

PARKER!!!!! I WANT PICTURES! PICTURES OF YOUR ASSHOLE

>>214223952
bro was gettin it iNNN

>>214221982
ewwww whata cuck
he kissed her after she was glarkin that other niggas' pole

I still think it would’ve been kino if Beecher somehow intercepted the DNA test for Vern’s granddaughter and forged it so it would say something like
>no match, paternal sample has PC1 Ashkenazi ancestry

>>214216658
>*trumpet screech and abrupt pan around the room*
>camera goes up his nostril

>>214224411
I can never see him as anything else than Schillinger.

>>214224411
No cap fr I didn’t realize that was JK Simmons until just now

>>214223952
god dammit shirley was so fucking hot

>>214216658
When he got killed and in the first episode of the next season he comes back to his omniscient narrator role from beyond the grave, I would have yelled kino at the screen if I knew what that was at the time.

>>214226507
basedkino

>>214216658
this guy fucks

>>214218020
>and really vile stuff that doesnt happen in tv anymore.
Thats exactly why its good. People are fucking pussies now and everything looks fake

where can i get this series?

>>214221415
Somebody's got to be Adebisi's cellie. Might as well be Wangler

>>214227497
hbomax.com

>>214227543
>paying
haha good one

>>214221515
fucking her and it smells like lavender and the hospital

>>214215730 (OP)
All I remember is that some guy gets beaten up and they shit on his face

Alverez had a tough time

What exactly was the experiment of Emerald City?
I've never watched it but I know there are lots of rapes and murders and some bullshit with age pills so I cant understand what the aims of this were.

>>214227787
Liberal reforms that were more uncommon in the 90s but are pretty standard now like education programs and therapy, open spaces

>>214216954
Good post

>>214227655
>here's that best looking guy i was telling you about

You didn't hear it from me but I was in the Dexter general and they were calling anyone who liked Oz a faggot.

>>214227978
We're gonna put the squeeze on /a•e/ as a favor to /hor/. They're gonna shift all their (You)s to /film/ in return. /trek/ can take a hike, they're not part of this deal.

>>214221847
I thought this bitch was Schillinger's wife for a good bit

>>214228263
kek

>>214227787
They literally explain it on the show, it was supposed to be a model of society where a select feel of each race and click get together and live in the same space, they get perks like extra out of cell time among other shit. Supposed to help with reforming prisoners or something.

>>214227603
It's easier to find torrents and streams than it is to find a YouTube video, why do you need someone else to show you.

>>214228609
Yeah but all it did was facilitate more and more rape.

>>214228845
the guy that runs emerald city is repeatedly conveyed as a naive retard in the show
after getting held hostage and shot during a prison riot, he apologises to the inmates and tries to make em city "more fair"
after a nog repeatedly breaks the rules/gets into fights/even stomps him personally, he tries to reform that guy by allowing him to take singing classes

>>214228981
McAnus and his consequences were a disaster for prison reform.

>>214222793
>it's like watching pokemon or one piece except ash Ketchum occasionally gets raped or fucking murders a member of team rocket

>>214221836
Would dump a fat load in her if i was in prison desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu_yujhtkpI

What does /tv/ think of the low-budget semi-official epilogue?

>>214230521
watched this in a previous thread and it barely has any resemblance to their characters from the show
it's like they wanted schilinger vs beecher but schillinger is dead so o'reily larps as a tough guy family killer

>>214215730 (OP)

I liked when Seinfeld was in there:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo

>>214224094
Now that's a GIF I haven't seen in a long time. A long time.

>>214231276
i'd feel like jerry in this episode if somebody asked me about the beecher/keller subplot in oz

>>214223952
Is that Doakes?

>>214215730 (OP)
who /pancamo/ here?

>>214231645
all in all the italians were kinda underwhelming desu
and about schibetta, whatever happened there..

sopranos is great but I enjoy rewatching this way more. there are a few extremely stupid subplots i could live without but such is life.

>>214231645
The irony here is that he portrayed a mafia member when he was a irl biker

>>214221515
I wanna bury my face inbetween her dago tits and shoot a fat load up her powdery cervix.

>>214216164
First 3 seasons are kino

>>214221216
Based SBS Chad

>>214233152
where did it all go so wrong

>>214233262
Australia became a multicultural country.

The spoon

>that one episode with the aging pills
What the fuck were they thinking

Did you guys watch the unofficial sequel short movie Tom made starring Beecher and O'Reilly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu_yujhtkpI

>>214232913
The nazi-biker guy actor is actually very jewish.

>>214233352
there was no cohesive story arc and after a while, you can see the writer's room just throwing ideas against the wall
you now remember the subplot of murderers and rapists training seeing-eye dogs

>>214216658
>>214216843
LMFAO too spot on

>>214215772
Cause it's depicted negatively.

>>214233352
As HBO shows continue and they continue to be just boring-bad it's truly amazing how stupid ass details in shows like Oz feel fun and unique.
It's a scripted reality filmed like an early HBO show.

>>214231276
Holy fuck thank you for showing me this

>A22196
>anon anonymous
>*spins in mid air*
>haha yoooooooo
>*camera zooms in*
>homeboy tried to start a stealth booba thread
>*rotates in mid-air*
>and the janitor didn't even realise the model he posted actually is an actress
>*rotates in opposite direction*
>All actress and actor discussion should pertain directly to their roles and careers
>3 day ban
>*muted trumpets*
>due to the short length of his ban he may not appeal it
>HAHA
>oz baby
>*teleports wheelchair on top of you*
>maybe we're all the shitposter
>UUUUUGGGGHHHH
>*bongo noises*

>>214233387
this guy?
https://youtu.be/0fAtk3Z92w4

>>214231276
Would George have made his own clique? Probably Kramer, if anyone.

>>214216658
10/10

you now remember god telling rebadow the winning lottery numbers

>>214233955
>CO steals the money
>grandson dies
god be all “free will nigga not my fault”

They should make an Oz reboot starring Kevin Nash

>>214216954
>Because nobody cares if a nigger or a fag is in shows. Most people don't give a shit.
speak for yourself
i don't want that shit in there at all, regardless of context

>>214216954
>Because nobody cares if a nigger or a fag is in shows
Shalom

>>214234539
>speak for yourself
>i don't want that shit in th- *SLAP*
ok chuddie, more Oz for me

>>214233759
George would be still tailing Jerry and begging for help whenever he pissed off another inmate. Kramer would be doing odd jobs and schemes to make prison life easier for himself. Elaine would either be some prison lady's bitch or one of the crazy violent bitches.

>>214234539
Oz is a show where having no niggers or gays would make it woke.

>>214215730 (OP)
is this one of those banned episodes of always sunny?

>>214233750
this entire episode was kino and I'm tired of pretending its not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUyVLuff91E

I need to rewatch OZ again

>>214235134
It's over, he won
Fact.

>>214227655
can't get over the way his story left off with him popping molly and getting fondled by that weird voyeuristic flamer dude

>>214233152
Mighty boosh was a great trippy show

Sit down kids, its time to learn about discipline

>>214216658
Proud of ya boy

>be New York
>reintroduce the death penalty in 1995
>becomes plot for kino Law and Order episodes and shows like Oz
>don’t execute anyone
>abolish it in 2004

>>214235935
un-based

>>214235561
>fake out killing him only to do it an episode later
what was the point

>>214236408
He wasn’t scared and confused enough the first time

>>214221318
his best role

>>214237233
kek

was he break bucking him?

>>214237306
Did Adebsi just get airdropped out of an African warzone into the US? I don’t understand his existence

>>214216260
as a kid watching late night tv i recall atleast 4x stumbling across a disturbing scene at the time. 2x were gay rape, the other times were probably just gay sex slavery which is also implies rape

>>214227497
I've watched this show four times on random streaming sites. it actually enhances the kino

>>214237561
The actor who plays Keane is also in Madonnas music videos for "Like a prayer"

>>214234539
>>214234829
Exactly, imagine making a prison show with only white people lmao