Thread 214220567

dexvious - >>214193277

>>214220602
I can't believe that this shit is gonna happen.
But I can also believe that this shit is gonna happen.
Now that I've seen the webm title I get it.
It's because her one fucking song that she listens to comes on. Did she ever even listen to anything else while she was DETECTING

weet ik

hey guys

>>214220648
sad isn't it, that little x thing is by far the only good character besides dextuh

>F-FAGGOT!!
https://youtu.be/S-ua9h0JQ18

>>214220694
reaction shot of my testicles when they hear "mommy wants her baby to pull on his goonstick real fast, pump for mommy"

Charley handed the gun to prater because charley shooting batista would have ruined her redemption arc later in the series

i am predicting that charley betrays prater and prater kills her.
dexter can't kill her because she's being forced to kill by prater. it would just be weird for dexter to kill her

she's going to have a redemption arc.
she either betrays prater and dies or she saves dexter by killing prater and dexter lets her go

bang

This thread had a promising start.

>>214220894
https://youtu.be/usZPFIT5phM?list=RDusZPFIT5phM&t=34

>>214220960
>>214220623
>>214220701

ironic

I am going to start to watch the original again. they got me

dexter cutting batista loose knowing that prater has a gun is one of the dumbest things to happen so far
did he think prater wasn't going to shoot batista?

He should've risked it all

>>214221108
i'm going to murder you

>>214220650
>>214220701
>>214221098
Currently rewatching the episode. I like how it has all the abuse and pretending.

>>214221098
She looked hot in her suicide tub

>>214221131
I will only merely pretend to oppose you if you do.

charley dropping the gun is an indication that the gun has some significance in the next episode

>>214221201
>a literal chekov's gun
Are we really fucking doing this?

>>214221058
Need to update it to 3

>>214221062
i rewatched it before new blood and did it again before resurrection. Enjoy it

>>214220602
Why come the lowest form of life (Indians) had a leak for episode 10 and a clean leak is literally no where else on the entire Internet? Is the slave class just flexing at what they have access to now? I assume all US media outsources editing, "CGI", and other animal labor to India at this point.

sex with deb

>>214221287
"They say that when man spills blood, the lion dances with the gorilla!"

>>214221287
This is how I show up at work every day and how I interact with my coworkers. I am well liked!

>>214221303
dex with seb

>>214221331
why didnt dex rip some halo?

>>214221308
You have evolved because you now have the mouth, nose and eyes all lined up.

I got done with the thanksgiving episode, now I think I'll watch s01e08 as in the psychiatrist episode. That episode is an all time favorite, it hits if you are trying to start a relationship with someone.

who was a closer friend to dexter
batista or masuka?

>>214221530
batista because who get close to dexter die so

>>214221331
What video games did Red play?

kino

>>214221583
Only the best obviously

>>214221098
She waxed her forearms, fuck her.

>>214221583
super hentai fuck simulator 9000 w/ mods 4k HD onahole installation w/ autolube + body pillow attachments

>>214221633
ruined

>>214221583
hitman blood money

>>214221590
They look the same race except they have a different expression

>>214221602
he's literally me

>>214221602
Dexter's mask slipped when his wrinkles seriously showed up must be the stress

>>214221768
tf does this mean? xd

>>214221768
*except that harrison's got that stupid look on his face

FTFY

>>214221848
this is straight up amongus bruh

>>214221848
>He thought he was an apex predator
>He was always off
>He was an incel too, just thought I'd throw that in
He was a fuckin serial killer what wasn't off about him?

>>214221590
That goddamn face.. he's always doing it

>>214222043
I hate it. Reminds me of that bitch in house of the dragon

>>214222164
FUUUUUUCK

>>214222274
I love this gif

season 2 will bring robodoakes

>>214221331
do you think real Red posted on /tv/?

cursed

>>214221951
they're supposed to blend in and be high functioning sociopaths, not look like a stereotype

>>214221951
Is it cold there or what is he doing.

>>214223119
He's aura farming.

>>214220872
Ok now I watched s01e08 again and it's always touching how Dexter realizes that in sex have to be vulnerable and surrender control and he is able to do it.

>>214222566
It's NYC, there are a lot of unique and eccentric looking people there, there's a leap to be made between "doesn't dress like a total normie" and "serial killer"

>>214222164
it only took them a few months to write and shoot this season

>>214221633
imagine the bush

the scene in episode 8 where the jewish detectives partner comes in to show off his tux, is framed entirely like this, with the 'NEW YORK RIPPER' intentionally positioned beside him. In fact, when he first enters, hes obscuring it, and the next cut to him he's positioned as shown, so he probably missed his mark on the entrance, and there was a deliberate slight reset to make sure the poster was in full view. Not to mention is odd behavior last episode where theyre discussing the weapon. He is obviously the NY Ripper.

>>214223931
The name in the last episode is just an alias for him.

Were these people covering for Brian who was actually the Ripper.

>>214223931
probably. he hasnt served any other purpose yet

>>214219840
Kill Deb and Miss Pardon My Tits
The rest don't really matter. 3 and 5 are basically interchangeable.

>>214222459
probably a /pol/ack tbqh

IT'S OVER....

>>214224761
THEY KNEWS

What exactly was he thinking when he set Batisia free? Did he watch The Shining prior and think he could shine thoughts with Batisia to coordinate some tag team smack down on them?

>I won't kill Batista even though he knows my identity
>Prater fits the Code even though his only crime is being kind of a douche
Dexter is a hypocrite

>>214224829
you would figure that if someone had taken you prisoner and was about to have you killed you wouldn't attack the person who freed you

>>214224761
holy shit, dexter knows he’s the bay harbor butcher??

>>214224956
i dont think he does

>>214224879
>you would figure that if someone had taken you prisoner and was about to have you killed you wouldn't attack the person who freed you
The only explanation that works in that scenario was if Batisia didn't give a shit if he lived or died anymore and just wanted to kill Dexter, but why not just grab the guy from Prater and shoot him?

>>214222467
Fuck the killer is Joe Machi.

>>214225103
I liked the axe throwing part

>>214224062
this makes sense, prater probably introduced him to a network of midges who were able to aid him

>>214225103
Is the police gala that night of the episode? If so, how will Prater handle the Dex situation?

>>214225154
>and I fucked Deb once.

>>214225154
depriving man of her divine blow job skills was a crime against nature

>>214225137
Yes it's the only reasonable explanation.

>>214225154
>>214225183
>>214225191
This is all canon to the show btw

>>214225154
>you saved my life, socio. Now I’m going to strangle you and then get shot by a midget.

>>214224861
>Prater fits the Code even though his only crime is being kind of a douche
He actively housed and enabled multiple serial killers because it got his rocks off.
>Dexter is a hypocrite
I'm shocked that this serial killer is a bad person with a warped moral compass.

>>214220567 (OP)
Jack Alcott is relentlessly handsome.

>>214225380
Prater wasn't enabling anyone, the killers would keep doing what they did with or without him, he simply fanboyed about them like any true crime-obsessed roastie. Its different from killing, say, a drug dealer in New Blood who was directly funneling lethal drugs to children

>>214225380
Rule 1 is don't get caught.
Dexter targets killers because less people will be suspicious of a known killer going missing, not out of some sense of justice.

>>214225679
It’s definitely for justice tf you talking about? If it was only for kicks he could just kill hookers

>>214225796
>fatista casually fights off 3 physically fit guards

>>214225183
was it consensual though?

>>214225679
>dexter has killed nurses, police officers, wealthy businessmen, mob bosses, and even a high profile motivational speaker
>hurr durr he kills killers so no one will notice they're gone
Retard.

>>214225796
>I'm Miami...... Look I will beat you up if I can't talk to him. I'M NOT CWAZY THO

>>214226024
who is that guy killing the landlord, I can’t recognize him with the mask

>>214226024
is this the ripper?

they really bitched out with Dexter not killing Batisia. or him just stabbing him slightly, making it look like he killed him and than take the gun

>>214221590
based

I want Prater to live so we can get more Peter Dinklage amazing acting next season.

>>214226409
don't you think that's unlikely?

where the jollybros at?
>kills roasties
>outsmarted dexter
>hates “rap shows” AKA joggers
>family man
>says cornykino shit like “I didn’t know james bawnd was coming”

what's a good site that has original dexter streams? had one but forgot the dang name

>>214226666
paramount+

>>214226683
I forgot to mention free sorry. I have prime buy says i need some paramount shit now

>>214226615
Holy fuck you're right. He was the strongest of them all. The smartest even

>>214226699
>durrrrhurrrrrrr
What is a search engine?

>>214226818
found this

https://ww3.soap2dayhdz.com/film/dexter-season-1-4000/

been around for years so seems all good

>>214226666
https://ww4.seeflix.to
Be sure to have uBlock to stop the annoying ads.
Some fuckhead in another thread was upset that a pirate streaming site had ads.
I just figured that everyone used uBlock to begin with here on this board to block youtube ads and streaming services ads.

>>214227139
thanks and bookmarked. of course ublock is always on

>>214221478
Can't believe Dexter was The Bay Harbour Shrugger.

>>214227470
I wish gareth ahd been a bigger threat but rhis dialogue was pretty funny

>>214220602
>1XBET

>Dexter arrives at the latest crime scene
>sees this
What would Dexter do?

>>214227632
>dumps trash into the ocean
>shrugs
what an asshole

>>214228199
>they say pollution causes climate change
>but if the climate can change, maybe I can too
>*ding*

>>214228269
clyde, is that you?

>>214228269
Bro do you work for Dexter???

>>214226666
>streams
Why?

>>214228534
Because the streams are not fake shit downloads.
There are a bunch of retards claiming to have the episode, yet refusing to post sources, and just post fake downloads that are not the episodes while they post screenshots from the episode that they do have but refuse to share.
It's called trolling and ragebaiting.
It makes their dicks hard to antagonize people.

That is why streams. You can always download the episode tomorrow when the real downloads are available.
Are you new here?

>>214228651
What the fuck are you talking about? Just grab the most seeded torrent.

>>214228706
Not the torrents posted here the night the show airs.
They're fake.
The little asshat faggots are doing the same shit on Peacemaker, Alien Earth, and Dexter right now.
The only sure way to watch them is on a free pirate site the night they air.
Sure, within a day or two the real downloadable torrent shows up on your favorite torrent site.
But, all of the links posted on this website are for private torrents that you and I cannot access.
That's their joy. Antagonizing people by posting torrents no one can use or fake torrents with episodes of gay shit on them.

>Dexter tells a black man he owns him
>puts him in a cage later

How'd they get away with it?

>>214228950
Dex is just that based

>>214228914
Do you remember 9/11?

>>214229234
Yup.
My roommate and I had dragged three strippers to our apartment to get drunk and fuck.
He ended up with one in his room, I got the one I wanted, and the third passed out on the couch.
We all woke up to the couch stripper screaming downstairs about the towers being hit because she woke up and started watching tv.

Filming prater's gatherings with all the food changed him. That filming set probably had the best banquet mch has ever seen.

JOLLYBROS

>>214229313
Forgot the image, fuck

>>214229337
life imitates art

>>214229313
>>214229337
dem meeeaaatsss

>show has an actor (Olmos) who can genuinely come off as threatening and intimidating, his scenes are actually cool
>he's a fakeout villain, have Colin Hanks who can't act for shit and is about as intimidating as a pug to be your real main villain
Fucking why? How come nobody at any point thought "Colink Hanks fucking sucks, he wouldn't make for a good main villain"?

>>214228914
Why do you even download torrents anymore when you can literally watch every tv show and movie known to mankind in 1080p HD quality streaming for free? Now I know many of those free streaming sites most of you guys know about suck and have shitty selections or just slow as hell. I'm now down to only 1 legit free streaming site that has zero ads, has literally every movie, tv show, documentaries and etc on it. I shall never give away my website again because I've noticed in the past anytime I told someone about my websites that were good on sites like here and reddit they would inevitably get taken down within days to a week. SO now I tell no one about the only good site left. And if that one goes down I have a backup one thats pretty good. But i've looked at the list on r/piracy of all the sites and literally none of them work or hardly work and have hardly any selection. Anyways yeah its amazing having the ability to watch every movie and tv show the second they come out in perfect HD quality. Yes even movies only in theaters are 90% of the time in HD quality on my site as well and if its a CAM its ALWAYS a really good CAM thats 100% watchable. And within 2 days of a movie released in theaters a TS or HD version always leaks. If I had to pay for everything I have free access to it would cost me literally 4 or 500 bucks a month. I can't imagine ever having to go back to paying to rent a movie from comcast. Especially now days when the majority of movies and shows now a days are complete garbage and I'd be pissed if I paid $9.99 or $19.99 to watch a new movie. Oh and the new Dexter show Resurection is the best show on TV right now, the writing is amazing on that show. Its one of those shows that when the episode ends your like "Damnit, I wish I could just go to the next episode and watch it now!" . Because they always leave you with such amazing cliff hangers on that show. What is Prater going to do? Dexter is locked in his trophy vault!

>>214228651
>>214228914
why cant zoomers into torrenting, bros?

Continued: Like why wouldn't Dexter have taken Praters deal? Literally have a billionaire bring you a psychopath evil serial killers for you to kill, while being paid. I mean I get it as it would kinda destroy the show/story if it was just episode after episode of Prater bringing Dexter serial killers for him to kill. Also what is Batistas deal? Why is he so mad that Dexter is literally killing and only killing evil psychopatic serial killers?

>>214229674
Torrenting is fine and easy to do.
Trusting a real torrent for a show to be posted here the exact time a show airs is fucking stupid.
I've been downloading media for twenty five years. I have full external hard drives older than many posters on this site.
What I said was that there is a bunch of faggots posting links to fake torrents to bait people for laughs on this site.
And you just proved that you are one of those faggots.

segs with S5 astor

>>214229719
>Like why wouldn't Dexter have taken Praters deal?
Because dexter knows prater is a control freak and a manipulator. He also fucked with harrison and that's a no no.

>>214229781
She turned into such a bitch A HAWT ONE

>>214229337
michael c hall is such a strange guy, I feel like he used to think he was limited to like gay or gay adjacent roles because he was a theater guy and then dexter became his iconic role

>>214229674
Torrents are obsolete when you can literally watch any movie in HD quality at the click of the button via streaming for free on a certain website anyone has access to as long as you know the address. But seriously, theres no poinnt downloading movies now days when so many new ones suck ass. I can just instantly start watching a movie and if it sucks I just click off and find another one. Not to mention having the possibility of your ISP catching you and sending you a warning and if you keep it up they could shut off your service. I mean yeah I used to do it and as long as your not seeding your usually safe. I used to use some program called PeerBlock or peerblocker? that was supposed to help keep you safe. But one time I started d/ling a movie on bittorrent and fell asleep and when I woke up and finally looked at my computer about 10-12 hours later I realized i had been seeding all day and morning and immediately stopped. 2 weeks later I get a letter from my ISP listing the exact movie and torrent name saying how I was downloading movie illegally and if I got caught again my ISP said they would cancel my service. And this was back around like 2008 - 2010. Anyways after finding out about those free streaming sites I never downloaded a movie via a torrent again as there was no reason when I can watch it instantly now without waiting for a d/l or riskig getting in troule with my isp.

>>214229909
You don't want to be downloading or uploading one for extended periods of time.
Sharing is great and all, but anything more than an hour on most ISPs will get you flagged.
So you wait to download a show or movie when there are a lot of people sharing it.
Hence, free streaming pirate services to watch the show within an hour of it airing, then download it a day or two later.

>>214229818
Yeah I get it. But still, why not just pretend to go along with it and then kill him once he gains his trust again. Also Batista was trying to throw Dexter and his son in jail forever which is basically the same, if not worse, then trying to kill them. So it made no sense he cut him loose.

I'm just happy they are planning on making this one a multi season show. Although they are cancelling a season 2 of original sin. Which was also a good show but Resurection is better. But my god Dexters sister in Original Sin (the actress who plays his young sister in the show) was/is so damn thicc. Like damn she always wore those sexy booty shorts and had the nicest ass and legs. I dunno but she had a 10/10 body, especially legs/ass. Theres something about her that was just so dang sexy, like she had the perfect legs and ass. Slim thicc if you will.

>>214229842
Love them brats

>>214230022
Deb was always a sticc.
Making her thicc was a mistake.
You may like thicc, but it does not fit with Deb lore.

>>214230016
Yeah I know. i literally just explained that to you. Which is why I use free streaming site to watch all my movies and tv shows as I don't have to download anything. Theres so many damn platforms like netflix, hulu, HBO, etc that its nice having access to every single show tthey all make for free. I basically have every pay to watch streaming platform for free. If I paid for all of those it'd be costing me at least several hundred bucks a month. so its nice having em all for free

>>214222274
Which season was this? I want to include at least up to this on my rewatch so I can clip it

>>214230089
Except torrents are not obsolete as you said.
You just can't trust torrent links posted here the night a show or movie airs.
Because there are asshats trolling by posting fake links so that you waste your time downloading a fake file that is actually three episodes of RuPaul's drag race show.
Watch your show on a free streaming site, then download it later from a trusted torrent site.
Don't trust the faggots posting torrent links here.
All I'm saying.

>>214220567 (OP)
they have not learned from last time
they are rushing again and make everything predictable

>>214230136
Season 7 episode 4 I believe

>>214221140
Michael C. Hall and Lithgow said they kept laughing filming this episode. I bet the shut up cunt line caused them to keep breaking character.

>>214220694
what was the context of this scene again?

>>214220567 (OP)
Sex with Astor.

>>214230058
Who cares. She was hot as hell as that version. Much like the guys daughter in Land Man. What a freaking smoke show!

>>214221058
At this point it might be better to just cancel the show before giving it an ending, can't have a bad ending if you have no ending.

>>214230681
Blonde Astor. No, Dex likes blondes, no Dex don't fuck your stepdaughter! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I mean, her having that hair must hint she'll be coming back.

>>214221530
Obviously Batista. Masuka is like the friend you only ever hang out with as a group. I don't think you ever even see Dexter and Masuka together alone outside of work in the whole series. He's also never central to the plot like Angel, he's like a filler comedic character.

>>214225103
this entire scene from the moment Dexter arrives at the mansion and scans Red's fingerprints was intense as fuck

>>214221590
Harrison's actor is only 6-7 years younger than season 1 Dexter. Why do adults look like kids nowadays?

I've watched the entire 2 seasons via tiktok edits

So, did they ever answer why Harrison framed that kid as a school shooter in new blood if he isn't a complete psycho? did the writers just forget he did that?

>>214231047
estrogen and microplastics in the water that block testosterone

>>214230166
Yuup

>>214225679
People need to rewatch the show, Dexter does have a sense of justice and does save people even in the first season. He just convinces himself he's a monster. Heck he spared the blind nigger in the beginning of season 2 just because he was blind and felt bad, even though he killed people.

>>214231047
They just style him to look boyish, dude's already been visited by Norwood Harbor Butcher.

>>214228950
Even Doakes' actor said in an interview it felt weird putting a black dude in a cage.

>>214229520
been years since I watched that season but I remember being really disappointed the native american dude was dead the whole time.

>>214220701
Why don't cunt never shut up?

>>214229764
>Trusting a real torrent for a show to be posted here
>he can't find torrents himself
lol
lmao even

I though the vacation is over, shouldn't you be at school kid?

If Dexter fucked sister wouldn't that make him his own brother-in-law?

jewish detective ended up kind of disappontment.
I assume, if show will get future seasons, it will have more timeskips, with Dexter driving across USA, while Harrison gets his education (or how else americans call those stormtroopers schools)

>>214232683
Well, half-sister, half-brother-in-law.

>That's right, mοtherfսcker! It's over.
>How'd you find me?
>Adam's apple.
>Jesus Christ, Morgan. Jesus fսcking Christ! >You're the Bay Harbor Tranny!
>Check your privilege.
>Jesus christ, man.
>You said that.
>I knew there was something with you. But this shit?
>What can I say? You were right about me. I never held it against you. I don't know.
>My buddies thought I was crazy for thinking every chick could be a tranny and double-checking. And lately, I thought they might have been right, but this... This makes it all worth it.
>I'm happy for you.
>Shut the fսck up. Let's get this over with. Put them on. Morgan, you will never be a woman. >Give it up!
>Would you in my position?
>I wouldn't be in your position, you sick fսck!