Thread 214226375

>HARRY PEEEENNNIIISSSSS!!!!
>A GAY WHORE’S BALLS FOR MY ASS
>AND TO GRYFFINDOR THE COCK FOR MY AAAAAAASSSSSS HAIRY NIGGER!!!!!
Dumbledore said calmly

When in the movie did this happen?

>>214226375 (OP)
Fill my ass with sand on September 11.

>>214226396
When Dumb the Whore was raped by a nigger and everyone loved him

>>214226396
>he didn't watch the special edition dvd boxset extended cut with jk rowling commentary tracks
ngmi

>>214226396
Scene 11, Act 5

>>214226396
it's a meme, its from book 1 when squirrel tells everyone there's a troll in the dungeon

in the book, dumbledore calmly shouts "SIIIIIIIIILENCEEEEEEE" and looks right at harry, who then looks at snape, who looks at harry and then back to dumbledore and runs out of the room

>>214226375 (OP)
>HARRY, DID YOU CATCH MIKE ADRIANOS LATEST ANAL GAPE SCENE LAST NIGHT WITH BELLE DALPHINE? ITS THE COLLABORATION EVERYONES BEEN WAITING FOR!! WHILE I AM GAY AND DO NOT GET HORNY BY STRAIGHT SEX I ADMIRE THE FORM AND PASSION OF MIKE. HE GIVES ME IDEAS, IDEAS THAT I ENJOY PERFORMING ON…. STUDENTS…. WHO ARE LOOKING FOR A MASSIVE LETTER GEADE BUMP IN WHATEVER COURSE THEYD LIKE… ANYWAYS HARRY, ILL LEAVE MY OFFICE DOOR UNLOCKED IF YOU NEED TO COME BACK FOR ANYTHING, IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS SHORTCUTS TO GETTING BETTER GRADES ILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT…

>>214226727
You won the internet for tonight

>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!",yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.

>>214226375 (OP)
I laughed so hard in the theater when he said this.

>>214226907
>hermione says nothing the entire time
shit gay pasta, do better

>HARRY PEEEENNNIIISSSSS!!!!
>A GAY WHORE’S BALLS FOR MY ASS
>AND TO GRYFFINDOR THE COCK FOR MY AAAAAAASSSSSS HAIRY NIGGER!!!!!
>Dumbledore said calmly

>>214228433
never fails kek

>>214226907
This shit had me fucking rolling

>>214226375 (OP)
Be careful: the new Indian users love to mass report

>>214226907
I couldn't help but wonder if this scene was absolutely necessary in a kids movie.
I mean, I get the whole "artistic integrity" argument, but couldn't they have introduced the houses and points system without the bukkake scene?

>>214226375 (OP)
>AND TO GRYFFINDOR THE COCK FOR MY AAAAAAASSSSSS
A noble sacrifice

>>214226396
3:17, right after uno farto

>>214226907
>vinegars

lmfao forgot about the saying "vinegar strokes" for years until reading this

>"Whatever you do Harry, don't take pity on me. You have to force me to drink it!"
>Harry recalled these words as he poured another cup of laxatives down Dumbledoors throat. The cave smelled like urine and feces an hour ago. Now the stench had turned otherworldly.
>BRAAAAAP-P-PPPP!
>"HARRY PLEASE NO MORE! MY PROLAPSED ANUS CANNOT HANDLE THE ONSLAUGHT OF PROCESSED ELF EARS AND TREACLE TARTS ANY LONGER"
>BRAAAAAP-P-PPPP-P-PPPPP!
>It was the most horrific smell Harry had ever encountered, only on par with uncle Herman's monthly toilet service and Cho Chang's fish market pussy.
>"HARRRYYYYY. HAAAARRYYYYYY"
>To his horror, an unidentified object slowly stretched Gandolfini's anal walls apart. A solid black ball of dropped on the floor with a glorious thunk.
>"MY ANAL BEADS HARRY! YOU FOUND THEM! 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!"
>Another anal bead fell, reeking even worse than the previous.
>"50 POINTS"
>Another
>"100 POINTS"
>The last anal bead dropped, knocking two others towards the edge of the platform.
>"1000 POINTS!" Dumbledore orgasmed calmly. Harry had not seen Dumbledore's O-face since the first movie.
>After experiencing pure post-orgasmic bliss Dumbledore stood up, a lone, long quiet brap still leaving his bowels.
>Well done Harry. Your punishment for writing "if she's a mud, rape the slut" on the bathroom walls is hereby complete.
>Harry looks off into the distance. Whatever he leaves the cave as today, he will never unbecome it.

>>214231476
KEKAROO

>>214226375 (OP)
did he really say this in the books?

>>214231476
What a bizarre scene honestly, what was Rowling thinking?