Thread 214226785

Why is no one talking about this?

>>214226785 (OP)
remake slop

>>214226785 (OP)
It's caca.

>>214226785 (OP)
Damn OP is that a picture for fucking ants? I can't discuss anything about it since I can't see whose in it whose directing it...

aids

Because its shit and not the good shit like the original movie was. Boring shit where the villains dont do anything and there's like 4 sassy black women who dont need no man characters. A parody of the proud boys rob the fast food restaurant and as they're about to say "I always wanted to cornhole me a blind bitch" the blind bitch (sassy black woman #3) throws drink in his face. Then toxie kills them before they've done anything. Oh and toxie has a tranny son who just wants to dance or something

>>214226785 (OP)
Kinda sucked
Basically an already mediocre Marvel script retooled into Toxie
Really boring

>>214226890
So you're mad it made fun of you. Got it.

>>214226941
Not at all but I knew youd zero in on that and ignore everything else like the good little culture war slob gobbler you are

Pee

Pee

Poo

Poo

>>214226785 (OP)
Didn't even know it was released?
Is there a torrent?

>>214227011
Sure you're not buddy.

It's a movie written to piss off 80% of /tv/'s userbase, of course people aren't gonna talk about it here.
It was fun but they could have embraced its B movie heritage by getting into the action a lot sooner. Also considering it took two years for a distributor to release it I was expecting all out typical Troma grossness but it was more tame than The Suicide Squad. Definitely a movie made to bring new people in, not for old fans.

lol midget

Kind of lame they made toxic advenger a midget, he's not really imposing at all and it's harder to take him seriously

the most annoying thing about dinklage is that none of the movies he's in even mention that he's a midge anymore, it must be in his contract or something

it's dishonest filmmaking

there’s no way this is good

>>214226785 (OP)
I refuse to watch anything with that annoying midge in it.

>>214227718
I suppose he could complain that it's "discrimination" to even point out his height, like pointing out if he were black, etc.

>>214226785 (OP)
No Kaufman no watch

>>214226785 (OP)

Remake of the worst Troma movie? Fuck you.

Wake me up when they do Surf Nazis Must Die

Explain to me how being forced to live in a world of faggot nu-males doesn't count as a form of violence against women, perhaps the worst form
Imagine you lived in a world where every woman looked and acted like Lena Dunham, you'd kill yourself, right? Women literally live in the equivalent of that world from their perspective in 2025

>>214229155
OK, George.

>>214226785 (OP)
Is that “Peter Dinklage” I see on the marquis?
Hard pass.

That little faggot ruined midget kino.

>>214229196

I think he's more of a Melvin

>>214226785 (OP)
Because it's shit.
>Looks like a cheap youtuber fan film
>CGI gore
>Cast a midget as Toxic Avenger and then the midget doesn't even play the Toxic Avenger, juist voice acts
Bonus:
Said Midge holds the film up for two years due to contractual arguments.

I'll still watch it on stream. It's a good director, I like the Toxic Avenger movies and I have a high tolerance for slop

I would be happy if anything associated with Troma was deleted from existence. I hate intentionally shitty movies.

>>214229236

Big fan of Macon Blair movies so will try see this one in the theater. Citizen Toxie was a classic too

>>214229285

You've clearly never seen Terror Firmer

There were a few good gags but otherwise it was painfully unfunny, the original obviously wasn't high-brow either but at least the edginess kept it interesting. And besides the CG gore, the action scenes in the remake overall just felt poorly directed, never really satisfying because almost everything happens abruptly

Yeah I’ll go watch it tomorrow maybe depending on my schedule but reading the posts i bet there isn’t anything memorable like the local health club bullies running down minorities and treating it like a game in the original or practical effects for gore or cigar face

>>214228995
He's in it
>>214229285
They're not intentionally bad, Troma rule #3 is to make a good movie.

>>214227596
Alternatively it just looks like slop and most people would rather waste their time elsewhere. We don't have good superhero movies anymore. Without that afterglow the z listers cannot possibly hope to get noticed.