Thread 214228747

Oh boy, Donnie ain't gonna like this one bit. They really got Drumpf this time.

>>214228747 (OP)
Boring troon

You'd think there'd be more to make fun of 'literally Hitler' than accusations of having a small dick.

I don't get it.

HOLY SHIT DESTROYED

Here for the clittycel seethe

>>214228747 (OP)
Why do liberal types hate men with small dicks so much

Democrats are shockingly obsessed with Trump's cock & balls.
Are they sublimating homosexual attraction to him or something?

On an unrelated topic, why does flaccid penis size matter when it has no correlation to erection size?

I understand that we all know small dick jokes like OP, but then I'll hear stories about guys being scared to use urinals next to another guy or use public showers and I don't get it.

The small penis jokes need to stop. It's not funny. Nobody finds it funny.

Are all writers rooms these days staffed with blue haired man hating women? No seriously.

This season will just be jokes about his penis? LMAO, why are they so mind-broken?

t. non-american

im here for city wok

SAVE US FROM
DRUMOPF!!
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>>214228858
It's peak normie sadism

>>214228836
these are the same women that will call you a pedophile for liking flat chests then call you a misogynist who likes 'unrealistic standards' if you like big boobs. there is no pleasing these people and they have the mentality of 12 year olds

>>214228747 (OP)
>have these threads 5+ times a day
>every single thread hits the bump limit due to seething miggers that insist they aren't actually mad
Are these just bot threads, or are people really this brainrotted by politics?

>>214228926
Troon bot

>>214228747 (OP)
You'd think after a decade of making fun of the lowest hanging fruit you can, people would have tired of it, but I guess not. What are they gonna do when he's not the president anymore?

>>214228926
>are people really this brainrotted by politics
>WHEW! GOTTA' DEFEND THE LATEST EPISODE OF SOUTHPARK POLITICAL SLOP! THIS IS THE THIRD EPISODE IN A ROW ABOUT TRUMP'S COCK!

>>214228871
It's Trump Park now

Reminder that Matt & Trey are provably financially in bed with the Democratic Party.

>>214228843
Yes.

>>214228747 (OP)
This is how I feel about your screen cap.
Do better

>>214228988
They’ve got 5 years and Casa Bonita to make up for.

>literally a billionaire, award winning filmmaker
>can only pull a mutt stripper with a black son
>she divorces him with a prenup
How

>>214228967
What they always do, move on to some new outrage and try and gaslight you into believing they never acted that way.

>>214229047
It's impossible to have a gf/wife in 2025, even money doesn't help

>>214229047
>His last wife had the name 'Boogie Tillmon'
lol..what

>>214229047
Frank Reynolds vibes: rich guy whose true person is one who loves slumming it with black whooers and pissing in coffee cans at night.

>>214229047
He's probably too genuinely nice

>>214228747 (OP)
this is entertaining / offensive to people who have a very elementary awareness of history and politics (ie reddits, zoomers and MAGAs)

>>214229047
He’s a loser.

>>214229047
I knew this kid, he's annoying

>>214228785
i genuinely don't get it, it's just not funny to me. i have a soft sport for the orange man but i'm not insane i can laugh at his expense when it's funny. small dick jokes just aren't, i also have a hard time believing a tall dude that roy cohn used to lust over had a small pp

>>214228998
hunter is based would bang hookers and do coke with him

>>214229994
was going to say the same. there's no way you get btfo this hard if you are a good dude or good in bed. even though he's a multi multi millionaire i bet he radiates loser vibes which is why he still seethes over his college gf

>>214229217
>Insufferable libtard is very nice

4 more years of this. Can’t wait :)

>>214228747 (OP)
This show is made by enemies of Christians and conservatives. I’m sick of it. Sick of em trying to bully us.

>>214228998
i guess you didn't see the episode where they literally tell the audience they're controlled by a giant isr*eli hand

>>214230558
Weirdly enough, being tall has no correlation with a big dick, its actually worse because a average dick on a really large frame would look smaller

>>214228747 (OP)
crazy how mad communist troons get when someone puts America first

>>214228871
Trump is making multi national corporations pay taxes and that upsets dems

>>214228747 (OP)
Wow a tenth straight year of Trump jokes? Fresh.

>watch anything made 2015-2029
>full of cringe, outdated blumf jokes

>>214230558
probably cause dick size only matters to your wife, and they come as fags who caught a glimpse and are broadcasting to the world

>>214230815
i do have a friend taller than me with a smaller dick than me, but that seems rare? (he told me i didn't want to know about his cock he looked at mine whilst peeing while drunk lol) i dunno. it doesn't matter i just don't find it particularly funny. ironically JD vance being the midget from fantasty isalnd makes me laugh more
>>214231059
girls seem to like my dick. it's not that big maybe 6 at most? i have had several women compliment it tho. also uncut crew (american so lucky)

>>214231114
Its the same as if he was short, theres no proven correlation between height and penis size, its RNG just like most things
And yeah, South Park genuinely just feels like theyre whining instead of making fun of someone cleverly

>>214228747 (OP)
I haven't watched it since the pot farm thing
Biden had dementia and his son was a crack addict - did they stoop this low with them?

>>214228871
Republicans and trumpvoters in this board will be even more mindbroken by this thing, and if you dont believe me, in the past several weeks they have been seething to this children 2d cartoon because it made fun of their funny orange man, its all in the archive

>>214231220
well i learned something new today maybe trump has a small cock. still not funny to me, i think making him simp for isreal or something would be funnier. the sadam joke has been played out for over 20 years. but whatever i'm also not mad over it. i thought garrison trump was fairly funny but also a long time ago

>>214231241
>Biden had dementia and his son was a crack addict - did they stoop this low with them?
i've said this in other threads and i'll say it again. biden was a terrible president, but as a dude kind of based, 1994 crime bill you can tell he didn't like niggers. hunter loves blow and hookers, what red blooded man doesn't. trump loves pussy but not drinking probably likes stimulants though. would love to party with all three and maybe bill clinton

>>214228747 (OP)
small penis jokes really arent funny
>uhh that means you're offended cause ur dick is small XDDDD
thats exactly why its not funny

>>214228747 (OP)
trump lives rent free in whoever the writers for south park is nowadays huh

>>214228747 (OP)
I wish they would get him. This is cringe af.

>>214228747 (OP)
This show hasn't been funny for over 10 years.

>>214228967
Go back to making fun of woke obviously. Then the retards who like this show, and the retards who obsessively hate this show, will switch places again.

>>214231475
You are neither a smart or serious person.

Chuds are still seething over South Park. Lmao

>>214228836
Its attempting to elicit an emotional response by spewing retard bullshit. Its trolling. Theyre using an almost 30 year old cartoon to shitpost. And the worst part is they forgot the cardinal rule of trolling. To be funny.

So it just comes across as hollow and sad. Like a has been frantically grasping at one last memory of the glory days.

>>214228836
>>214228903
>>214231817
Everyone hates and mocks dicklets, dicklet.

>>214231968
I'm not really seeing that over decades of Television and Film. Are you sure you don't have an axe to grind here? Perhaps your perception is clouded. You seem angry. About what I'm not really sure.

This latest season really buckbroke /tv/ and MAGA huh

>>214232039
>buckbroke
Why are you using racist language?

Apu moment

Donald DRUMPF

>>214231493
He's right though

YO LIL DONNIE!

I'M CLEANIN THE LITTLE SHIT NUGGETS OUTTA THIS MEXICAN DUDE'S ASS HAIR! BEAN BURRITO, DOUBLE CHEESE, BABY! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

>>214228747 (OP)
I'm guessing the reason you cut off the engagement numbers is because it's utter shit and nobody cares.

>>214228785
Anything evil or retarded Trump does is considered based and redpilled. How do you make fun of him and his cult if they will literally embrace anything due to spite?

>>214232372
Matt and Tray already explained why you can't really make fun of Trump but they still continue to do that. Watching a retarded monkey run to a wall is funny but you can't really write jokes about that.

>>214231817
I mean it's kind of funny they baited the white house into responding
Still not going to watch zombie South Park doe

>>214228836
They can't attack their positions or formulate an effective - and funny - counter argument so they always resort to extremely effeminate and infantile "takes" when dealing with someone they can't intellectually spar with which always is either some kind of appeal to a made up majority authority/consensus that doesn't actually exist ("Everyone knows that's stupid, incel!") or a dismissal that doesn't state their position and is supposed to invoke some kind of inherent superiority ("Wow just... WOW.")

The South Park people have always been extremely tame, cringe, and faux edgy far left libtards who got lucky being one of the first "adult" cartoons made in an era where they had zero competition.

>>214228785
If they can't come up with stuff that is more original than "Hitler had one ball xD" I doubt they can get something new for Cheeto Hitler

>>214232372
Maybe you should stop telling people he is bad for deporting Illegals or refusing to go to war with russia or not bowing the knees to trannies etc..

>>214228785
>>214230558
They only do what they think will make him mad. That's it. The irony is, they are just as narcissistic as he is so they think they're funny and clever when in reality they go for the lowest hanging fruit.

>>214232039
Yeah every thread is full of seething cultists saying it's not funny and calling Matt and Trey liberals. Meanwhile the show has the highest ratings in decades.

>>214228747 (OP)
The weird leaning into
>look guise his dick is small
against everything else is very strange

small dick doesn't equal bad.

>>214228855
>On an unrelated topic, why does flaccid penis size matter when it has no correlation to erection size?
you expect those morons to differentiate?

>>214230558
They know it isn't funny, and they know you don't think it's funny either. The point is to engage in meta irony at Trump's expense as a kind of group therapy cope

>>214229047
grim.

>>214232946
It's hilarious and the more you complain the more people laugh at you.

>>214228836
Projection

>>214228747 (OP)
the fuck is this

>>214228747 (OP)
South Park used to be good before Trump won in 2016 and the show creators went full libtard attacking him. Instead of targeting the establishment and deep state yhey are shitting on Зresident who tries to fix the country.

>>214232946
It reminds me of the 9/11 episode, or at least how I remember it.

>>214228747 (OP)
The obsession is getting a little sad at this point. Why are they just doing this now instead of riding the wave of LOL DRUMPF XD humor that was all the rage in like 2018

>>214232946
it's just surprising i didn't take them for TDS types and usually when they roast some one left or right it's pretty funny, not always but most the time. maybe it has something to do with the paramount thing? i don't know but i'm not feeling it

They're doing well with it. The whole thing critiques his policies and other stupidity, but after years of the Garrison-as-Trump stand-in for how he got to his first term and then all the crying throughout Biden's term, combining the critiques of his policies (ie DOGE bullshit when that was going on, all the Kristi Noem deportation barbie shooting the dog and locking up everyone, the army taking over DC with a tank in the reflecting pool etc), having Trump basically act like their Saddam caricature from the early days makes sense. He obviously HATES being made into a joke; being mad at him he can claim he's trolling you and only libruls get mad because he's so awesome, but him just looking ridiculous is something he can't seem to stomach. This is the guy who went out of his way to prove that he
>didn't have small hands
and sent hand tracings to prove their size and then claimed to sue anyone who implied differently. Call him evil or say he's hurting people he'll love it. Make him into a clown and it goes back to his childhood where he was never good enough for daddy and how the classy rich people thought he was a gauche new money embarrassment shitting into his gold toilet and thinking that would impress them.

>>214233053
Trump is the deep state.