Thread 214231663

>>214231663 (OP)
Sex with the Jimmies

Looks good.

>>214231663 (OP)
The Jimmos are gonna kill Ralph Fiennes and that'll make the boy from the first movie realize the Jimjams are bad and he'll either kill them or Killian Murffo will kill them. Too easy. Good trailer though, doesn't give much away

>>214231795
Dude two of them are girls ew

>>214231824
>Cillian and O'Connell in the same movie
I will come, no homo.

>>214231833
Think there's three girls actually. Imagine the orgies

>Jimmy
Jimmy

Spike with the jimmy haircut made me laugh

Looks like shit.

Oh n-

>>214231896
Are they gonna live up to the Jimmy Saville name with this kid?

>>214231663 (OP)
But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be Precious Jimmy!

>>214231871
Pretty sure the only girls are the red and blue Jimmies.

LETS GOOOOO

KINO INCOMING

>>214232060
>ME OWN FOOKIN TEMPLEEEE

>>214232027
On closer inspection, it seems you're right

Over the last few months, I've been noticing a strange influx of users on here wanting to engage in sexual intercourse with Jack O'Connell. I don't know what to make of this.

>>214232122
cringe that it's only happening now due to the niggerslop movie, he should've been Hickeyfied here after The North Water

There are 3 girl jimmies.

Erin Kellyman - Jimmy Ink

Maura Bird - Jimmy Jones

Emma Laird - Jimmima

>>214232027
Orange is a girl too. And all blue and all red. All blue is my waifu. Can I buy the screen used tracksuit pls

Trailer was great. Been following all the 28 years later stuff since the first trailer last December.

There are 2 chars cast as Samsons mom and dad. I had thought maybe samson was a fetus and got infected and thats how we get alphas, but it looks like he is the grown up hunting w/ a bow and he gets infected. But there is also a char cast as ticket taker, a conductor, etc. The train seems really important. Opening flashback for this movie will be samsons parents on the train.

I have NO FUCKING CLUE who the resident evil looking bald guy is on the poster. Love it.

>>214232172

Cillian Murphy shows up at the end of this one. Probably at the same house as the end of 28 days later because there are set pics of them shooting there (literally the same house irl as the first movie) except it has like a big fence and a watchtower thing near it. Danny boyle seemed to indicate 'in the house in a heartbeat' will play when he shows up cant wait.

3rd movie has to be really fucking crazy, it better get greenlit. I saw 28YL 3 times in the theater. I knew the 2nd movie would pull back a bit from the coming of age story into more of 'what is going on on the mainland'... what are govts doing, etc. I think all the stuff on rageleaks (the ARG site, although right now it has a fake error message instead of the posts, its like a wikileaks clone) will lead into the 3rd movie.

>>214232172
>Orange is a girl too.
It was extremely hard to tell, but I thought so. Goddamn, britbong women are a travesty to humanity.

Orange is kinda cute in a way

>>214232210
OI FANCY A SHAG M8

>>214232226
Her face is so manly I thought she was a tranny. Only thing that makes her vaguely feminine is the hint of breasts

IS IT CANON THAT ALL GIRL JIMMIES ARE NOT SHAVED??? PITS TOO????? DANNY I HAVE TO KNOW

>>214232230
>this is a 10/10 in europe

>>214232239

i love how the 28 years reddit is not even able to talk about this right now despite getting mega hyped for the last 2 days because the gay reddit jannies have to manually approve every post and they're probably all asleep

blue is the best

>>214232230
Interesting how there will be the odd british woman who is stunningly beautiful to an insane degree, while 95% of the rest of them are genuinely so plain or downright repulsive that I wonder how most yuropoor men aren't just gay to avoid having to breed with them

Is Jimmyposting gonna be a thing?

>>214231919
Yeah, they're going to go there, I think.

>>214232302
>thousands of generations of inbreeding created both of these specimens
Still would blue despite this

>>214232312
Is he gonna be Singing Rocky Road to Dublin in the movie again?

>>214232312
It should

>>214232337
Orange getting mogged hard here

>>214232312
>Is Jimmyposting gonna be a thing?

I've already started jimmymaxxing.

>Only wear purple
>Get a few gold teeth
>Surprise people by standing on high objects

Also there are 7 jimmies aside from Jimmy Crystal... there are 7 sisters + cousins in the teletubbies scene at the start of 28YL. Like he's trying to make the family again. Although with spike it's 1 too many.

Alex Garland said his biggest inspiration for the first movie was 'Kes'

Biggest inspiration for 2nd one is 'A Clockwork Orange', can't wait

>>214232364
Spike is their pet dog Jimmy

I'd take orange to the bone temple if you know what I'm saying

>>214232382
>Kes
Jesus this movie has been on my watchlist for over a decade, same as The Deer Hunter

>>214232340
Too much kino for this film.

>>214232060
Damn this immigration metaphor is getting silly
the greatest threat were the white Christians all along

>>214231663 (OP)
>zombie movie
>the real monsters are LE US

>>214232414
Anon I just watched it a few weeks ago and it was really fucking good but you are gonna need subtitles.

I found the sources of the dialogue and song in the trailer...

Song: A Conversation with Death (Roud 4933) (1967) - Berzilla Wallin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18Op4kVkqlE

(I knew I recognized some of the lines from the trailer... it's the same song as the KKK scene in O Brother Where Art Thou: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwOxXsTo-Ec )

Dialogue: 1960: A Vision of the Future, by Arthur C. Clarke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UZS5vnnZI8

>>214232450
Who the fuck at Sony finds all this stuff? The boots poem for the first movie's trailer was also something the marketing team found.

This shit looks ass bro

>>214232530
there's like three competent people working there and they all ended up working on 28 years.

>>214232530
Dunno but seems like a cool job. It probably costs pennies to license that stuff. Boots wasn't even originally in the movie but after Danny Boyle saw the first trailer he had the OST guys (Young Fathers) re-redit the song to it and made that great walking onto the mainland scene.

>>214232545
Not very Jimmy of you

>>214232060
>humans were the real monsters all along

>>214232562
Yeah I read about that. Garland was also confused as to wtf that was.

>>214232570

I think this shot might be Jims cabin from 28 days, like I said he shows up at the end of this movie and some of the shots look like the complex they built around the house. It's the same irl house as the end of 28 days later, they got permission to film there again it's pretty cool. I'll post a few pics of the cabin with its new defenses

Cabin 1...

Cabin 2

Looks fucking stupid

Last one

Sad to think Jim didn't get rescued at the end of 28 days later maybe. Or maybe he came back. Like refugee resettlement or something. Permanent exile or go back to the UK.

Goofy nonsense

>>214232122
Trannyhomo newfags

What's his fucking endgame?

>>214232562
>that great walking onto the mainland scene.
That was shit though?

Same car. They shot a lot of stuff at a closed down rec center there for the 'jimmy base'

>>214232675
I think the jimmies go around purposefully extorting and infecting settlements. Before the first movie came out I was guessing they were immune or something but I don't think so anymore. I know Garland hates the whole carrier/immune crap from 28WL.

The bag on the upside down guys head in 28YL, I think they collect the fluids, and if villages or whatever don't pay up they toss in bio bombs over the wall with infected stuff.

I also think jimmy had something to do with the nato ship crashing.

>>214232727
>I also think jimmy had something to do with the nato ship crashing.
shut up retard

>>214232675
Rustling your jimmies

>>214232759
>Jimmy is from the Scotland
>28YL takes place in north england / south scotland
>NATO boat crashes on rocks right off coast of scotland not that far from holy island

hmmmmmmmmmm

Why is there always one dedicated sperg that shills for each movie or show?

Gib mixed race FemJimmy gf

>>214232891

Most if not all of the jimmies (Except sir jimmy crystal) have an upside down cross scar in their forehead, manson family style but not a swastika

>>214232060
>the infected are no longer the greatest threat to survival - the inhumanity of the survivors can be stranger and more terrifying

>>214232891
Generallarping is strong ITT

>>214232891
>when she sees me jacking off samson style fully nude in the forest

>>214232812
Viral marketing shills

It's been made clear from the first synopsis that Garland/Boyle are making Crossed movies and not 28 Days Later sequels. These movies are a ripoff of Crossed: Wish You Were Here. The first one flopped and the second is a January dump job. The third will not be made.
>>214231896
Cute Spikey.

>>214232060
>Sequel to a shit movie
>Set up with a shit premise
>With a shit director
>With a shit, flogged to death theme positing that HuMAns ARe thE reAl MONstERs!!?!
Guess what this movie is going to be?

>>214232311
>I wonder how most yuropoor men aren't just gay
Buddy have I got news for you

>>214232530
I remember Alex Garland saying something about Boots because Navy SEALs used it in interrogations. And he'd just made a movie with Navy SEALs

>>214233027
I checked out after they character assassinated the dad who should've been the MC. BTW, he is killed off in the firstminutes of thismovie.

>ME OWN FOOKIN SON
>WAS THE REAL THREAT HUMANITY ALL ALONG

>>214233068
>BTW, he is killed off in the firstminutes of thismovie
I'm not even surprised.
This shit is ass, it's exactly like what Ridley did to the Alien franchise.

>>214233059
We're straight

>>214233027
Yeah thats what the 28 days later movies are about, whats your point?

>>214233117
You mean the worst part of 28 days later?

>>214233078
>January 2026
The first one had a premier summer slot and was advertisied as ATJ is the protagonist going on zombie hunts with his son. When people saw it first weekend, they realized it was a huge case of mismarketing and fraud and the drop off was huge. So bad that they're dumping this one in January of all fucking months and hoping no one notices. Good riddance. I wish I could sue them like the guys who sued the studio who made Yesterday because of Ana de Armas.

>>214233127
lol fake fan go back to 4chan

>>214233127
Filtered

>>214232060
>Humans are le real monsters
Goddamn it man they just can't let this stupid fucking trope go can't they?

>>214233127
>4chan browsing incel turns out be an anti
Who could've guessed!

>>214233135
>>214233145
>go back to 4chan
>hello plebbit
jesus christ this site is 99 percent redditors and underage tiktok/xitter users pretending to be channers.

>>214233163
>>214233145
>>214233135
Why care this much to samefag like this? Demented fuck.

>>214233169
And that makes you seethe because.....?

>>214233184
Because it makes e-virgins like you piss and shit your diaper

>>214233068
>BTW, he is killed off in the first minutes of this movie
Were you one of the people at the test screenings?

>>214233193
It makes me seethe because you're young people wasting your lives pretending to be oldhead users of an ancient 2000's forum because, for some godforsaken reason, you fetishize this platform and make it apart of your identity and thus you're addicted to it. i mean, what a putrid fucking existence you guys lead.

>>214233217
I barely use this shithole, you're projecting /pol/turd

>>214233135
>>214233145
>>214233163
We all know the best part of 28 Days is everything outside of the MUH RAPE AFTER ONE WEEK part and the intro scene of 28 Weeks, lmao

>>214233064
It was Garlands son watching the trailer and saying 'hey dad you know seals/military use this in training', Garland didn't know that but had just made that Warfare movie, so a cool connection.

>>214233230
>>214233206
Why are you here? Oh yeah, you're addicted to the dopamine like an animal.

>>214233068
>BTW, he is killed off in the firstminutes of thismovie.

lol wrong, aaron taylor johnson is not even in 1 frame of this movie. neither is anything relating to holy island. he'll be back in the 3rd.

>>214231663 (OP)
>>214232060
Looks gay and retarted.

I see this thread is taking its usual course.

>>214233245
Lol, they haven't even got the greenlight on the third. The second is a January dump release. It's OVER. ATJ will be too busy with Werwolf and then Bond to do these crappy vanity projects that make no money and no one likes.

>>214233238
Yep, I'm addicted an abundant, INFINITE supply of rightoid seethe and stupidity.

>>214233264
He's not Bond.

>>214233269
My god, you are a ruined person. If only your folks didn't let you on the computer..

>>214233264

they already announced bone temple was gonna come out in jan 2026 when the first trailer dropped last december. danny boyle basically said the 3rd is in the bag about 1 month after the june release this year. plus, if sony doesn't want to finance it, the actual property is owned by the producer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Macdonald_(producer)

and they can shop the 3rd one to other studios

t. listened to every danny boyle interview from this calendar year

>>214233275
He is. The movie is slated for a October 2027 r elease and it will start shooting in the summer. Announcements will pour in way before that.

>>214233292
>my keikaku was always for the sequel to release in the worst month for new releases
Lol LMAO
it's over

>>214232992
literally me when I drop my spoon

>>214233312

people keep saying 28YL had a 75 mil budget, actually part 1 and 2 together had that budget, so the 2nd movie is pure profit since part 1 made 150 mil box office

>>214233299
He's not, it's just fancasting bs. People have been saying this since Craig left the role.

>>214233326
It does sound suspect to me as to why they would want a guy with that many high-profile projects and a huge wage as the new Bond when there's surely some little known Brit who's probably better and has less baggage but Amazon runs the show now, anon. If they wanted unique and fresh choices, they wouldn't hire DUNC guy to direct.

>>214233324
Again, if they're so confident in it, why are they releasing it in the dump month?

>>214233292
>and they can shop the 3rd one to other studios
No one will want to produce it if the 2nd is another flop, lol

>>214233367
Nta but summer of next year is packed and the dates were picked ages ago. Raimi's next films is also coming out in January because the rest of the year is completely booked.

>>214233423
True. I only see Supergirl from DC/WB bombing but the rest will do gangbusters.

>>214232060
>Ralph Fiennes must team with the seemingly savage brown man, to defeat the real monsters.... a group of straight white teenagers
Hmmmmmmm

>>214233825
>the rage zombie is actually le heckin wholesome chungus
Behead Boyle and Garland publicly.

>>214233825
>Side with the scary people who are different from you (but aren't actually as scary as your thought they were), to defeat the young white people wearing a skin of Britain's horrible past

>>214233367
January hasn't been dump month since covid. Even Half In The Bag had to stop FUCK YOU ITS JANUARY because of it

>Spike is an ebil girl jimmy
Am I the only one who sees potential in this movie being accidentally anti-troon? By him looking girlish in that wig or adapted hairstyle, but also the association with britain's modern monster?

Nah, must be the wind

>>214232312
It's time for it to make a return.

>>214232060
>Nia DaCosta
Dead on arrival.

>Directed by black american woman

Why? How? when? who? What?


They're the most valueless demographic on this planet, it's going to be a complete load of shite, unless danny boyle is overseeing it all and she just tells people where to point the camera.

>>214233027
>>humans are the real monsters
Which in turn is just a woke metaphor for whites = bad, infected = migrants = good

>>214231663 (OP)
So the bottom line is Jim’ll Fix It?

Erin Kellyman is going to be a massive star btw. Brown girl jimmy. She’s going to be a good jimmy with spike. And also the child of Jim and Selina somehow

>>214234026
Ffs this is spot on

>>214234676
Boyle shadow directed it (was on set every day) according to leaks. No idea why they chose her to be the face. Maybe diversity?

>>214232675
stop the paki rape gangs... err the zombies
yep he was the real monster all along

>>214232675
Why is he carving jimmy into non-zombies though?

>>214234676
Idk but like >>214234858 said Boyle shot 1&2 concurrently so I think all she's doing is editing it, hopefully that's not enough space for her to fuck it up.

>>214234777
Lucky numbers checked

>>214231663 (OP)
This will flop.

>>214235006
kek where is this from

>>214231663 (OP)
Is this one also shot on IPhones? It looks too boring and conventional. Either that or DaCosta doesn't have a directorial voice like Boyle.

>>214232727
> I know Garland hates the whole carrier/immune crap from 28WL.
Didn't stop him from doing it in 28Y

>>214235118
left for dead

>>214231663 (OP)
FTFY’ALL

>>214232060
>>214234674
>>214234676
Isn’t this the same woman who directed that record breaking loss all female marvel movie?
Why aren’t the hollywood types more subtle with their astroturfing? Is there no a more talented boon they could have hired for this?

>>214232060
Maybe hack movie directors are the real moNsters

>>214235221
>Is this one also shot on IPhones?
no

>>214232311
And he beauty of English women and the taste of English food mate

>>214231663 (OP)
I just don't understand why Danny Boyle couldn't direct this new trilogy himself, why get somebody else to direct the second film when he plans to come back and direct the third? He could have shot this back-to-back with the first movie, or at least got Alex Garland to direct instead.

>>214235293
Yes she directed the marvels, but do you think the movie failed because of her directing? I feel like you do so feel free to prove how

But she also directed the 2021 Candyman movie which was a hit with both audience and critics.

I thought the blood was highly contagious? I guess nothing matters when you're making stuff for 40IQ brown people just have a big guy roar and then people do lots of flips and shit

>>214235326
>Danny, british cinema needs to open itself to new voices, like the voice of this powerful black american woman

>>214232278
why do zoomies and millenials get such hard ons for deformed abominations?

>>214235358
It is, you just have to make sure it doesn't land on you.
>then people do lots of flips and shit
White people did it first.

>>214235402
Well maybe the Might Molesting Saville Rangers should make spears then instead of being all edge with their close quarters knife kills

>>214232727
What some Cornish wrecker type thing

>>214235433
did you even watch the movie? they do have spears

>>214235433
Yes but you don't get to blame the browns for something the whites did.

>>214235358
I think the BIG TWIST of the 28Y trilogy is that everyone is infected to some degree, including the villagers and the Jimmy Rustlers. There are clues to this in the first film, like when Spike's mum goes rage mode and bashes a zombie's head in, and also that bit where the dad takes the knife from Spike and clenches his fist with an ominous sound effect.

>>214232060
>directed by Nia DaCosta
lol
lmao

>>214235459
I just watched the trailer for the next installment of the 28 cinematic universe and I saw blades and flips, so I'm commenting on that
>>214235462
I'll blame browns for whatever the fuck I want, especially for existing
>>214235502
that makes sense, perhaps they've adapted to live with it kind of like in I Am Legend (the book)

Man, I can't wait to see Samson's massive schlong again.
Do you think he ever beat some cuckold to death with it? I found it really fitting that he destroyed the Swede.

>>214232060
>Nia Dacosta
It's gonna be kino

>>214232060
Literal man eating monsters are not the threat, white people are.

>>214235348
Her Candyman remake was a black people fantasy of killing white cops, no shit it was fellated by critics

>>214235668
they don't eat people

>>214235596
he wears shorts now

>>214232060
>the humans were the real monsters

>>214235668
>From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele

>>214231896
>ITS OKAY SPIKE SETTLE DOWN. JIM'LL FIX IT!
>O'Connell stares into the camera

ATJ character dies

>>214231896
>It was at this moment spike knew. He was about to be molested

>>214232060
>the infected are no longer the greatest threat to survival - the inhumanity of the survivors can be stranger and more terrifying.

The real zombies were man all along,

at the 0:32 mark: Why does he own the same book twice? makes no fucking sense, even more so in the context of him apparently collecting survival like literature.

>>214232060
>In the world of The Bone Temple, the infected are no longer the greatest threat to survival - the inhumanity of the survivors can be stranger and more terrifying.
Lmao

>>214232699
How did they manage to make Bradford look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland?

Looks kino as fuck. Can't wait for /tv/ to get BTFO yet again.

This feels like it was meant to be a TV series and someone signed off on a theatrical release at the last minute.

>>214235326
Maybe it's part of the deal with the studio to get the trilogy greenlit. I'd reckon DaCosta being part of it was the remnant of the time when the contract was signed considering she was pushed hard a few years back.

>>214236889
Anon they just turned up with a camera crew, it was already like that.

>>214237299
not exactly true they had to clean up a bit first

>>214235326
Alex Garland needs to get working on Elden Ring starring Cailee Spaeny

>>214231824
it feels kinda predictable and subversive, given nia dacosta is directing it, I can see it like this:
>spike starts learning the ways of the jimmies
>ray fiennes starts to communicate in a primitive way with the infected
>since the previous movie established they can eat animals and have created their own communities, they are rewritten as a group that just wants to survive and be left alone.
>the jimmies keep attacking survivors to steal their resources
here's where the killian murphy cameo might take place, as someone tracking the jimmies for maybe killing the black woman and the little girl from Days offscreen
>spike finally learns that they're planning to attack his parents' community at some point.
>spike goes to ray fiennes for help but the jimmies get there too and they kill him, not before ray fiennes passes the knowledge of how to communicate with the infected first.
the alpha is there and tries to help ray fiennes and is about to be killed by the jimmies but spike saves him and goes away, or, the alpha gets killed and spike takes something from the alpha's body, like a piece of hair or something from his family
End of part 2
>spike goes back to the community, reunites with his father and warns everyone about the upcoming jimmy attack
>we finally see everyone there get ready for a battle
>spike leaves again, to find the alpha/his community, because they will need their help, but this time his father follows him
>spike finds the infected, the father gets there too, there's drama and eventually the dad learns they can communicate with them and that they are not their enemies
>the jimmies arrive at the community and start attacking everyone
>spike and the dad return to the community and start fighting
>the infected get there eventually too and only eat all the blonde people, main jimmy gets brutally killed, then the infected leave
>there's some monologue about how humanity needs to be together or something lame like that.
End of part 3

>>214232312
>Spike? Molested.
>Holy island settlement? Burned to the ground.
>Infected? Nah mate.
>Yep it's jimmying time.

>>214231663 (OP)
Looks like the same fucking garbage the first 28 Years Later was. So almost certain to be another letdown that barely even resembles a 28 movie.

>>214232060
>what if humans were the REAL monsters???

>>214237389
at first I thought depicting the survivors as being comprised of 99% white people was just them being authentic to what a community descended from early 00s Britain would look like
After watching the first Years movie I 100% believe they’re going to pull a multiculturalism/immigration metaphor and the island community will be “punished” in some way for being intolerant to the le heckin good brown infected people

>>214232312
Uh fucking goooooo

>>214237677
yeah, the metaphor is so on the nose
>evil white people are the ones taking all the resources, specifically the men, maybe the women will get spared, if some betray main jimmy and help spike escape, or help the people at the main community during the attack.
>it also gets revealed they are all infected anyway, so there's virtually no difference between the groups, they all just want what's best for their communities.
>the noble savage group comes to the rescue and they learn they must cooperate and coexist to defeat the real threat of privileged white people

>>214237836
>I have NO FUCKING CLUE who the resident evil looking bald guy is on the poster. Love it.

Are you fucking dumb?

>>214237902

meant for >>214232172

>Dad doesn't want to fuck my bed ridden crazy bitch mom
>pull a knife on his dad and banishes him
>skull doctor who desecrated my mother? You're cool
The worst fucking character in a long time

>all the pics of the event is Danny Boyle being cucked out of his own film presentation by the nigger who wrote The Marvels film
lmao what the fuck is that presentation event

>>214237836
>it also gets revealed they are all infected anyway, so there's virtually no difference between the groups, they all just want what's best for their communities
I clocked it really early that everyone in Britain is an asymptomatic carrier of Rage, because it’s the only explanation that actually makes sense for why the world would enforce a global quarantine of the UK when they are clearly aware of the existence of survivors

>>214238077
>just realized she's the director instead of Danny Boyle
holy fuck dead on arrival

>>214231663 (OP)
Fuck that Years trailer was amazing and the movie ended up dogshit

>>214238007
Movie fell apart when it shifted focus to the retarded kid

>>214231663 (OP)
I did not like 28 years later but I did like the world building, only reason I have to watch this is the Jimmies, specifically Jimmima >>214232278

Cillian Murphy is also in this but I don't really have an emotional or nostalgic attachment to the first movie beyond seeing the posters when it came out so I don't care

Cops would be more dangerous than zombies in a zombo world lol

>>214238077
Wypypo bad and shit

>>214238276
>dayum, these shake-a-spear crackas be trippin, yo!

>>214232203
>I saw 28YL 3 times in the theater.
Why?

>ralph fiennes tames the alpha to harness the power of the bibi sea
very subversive

>>214232060
Perhaps the real monsters were the frens we made along the way

>>214238101
Why would they not just glass the fucking island then? A one time genocide has to be cheaper than an almost 30 year blockade and the construction of all those coastal defenses we see in the brief shots of the rest of Europe.

>>214238101
>>214238545
I really hope they actually address this but something tells me they won’t
I remember Garland sperging out and saying the Years 1 would be about Brexit or some shit so who knows what the fuck they’re doing

>>214232060
Let me guess, the jimmies are not only inmune to the virus like the mom from 28 weeks but they can get the random infected mutation bonus without being controlled by the rage, making them literally superhuman.

>>214233825
They're brits nigga, Samsom just looks like that because he hasn't showered in decades and has the virus buff.

>>214235732
You should watch the first movie sonny boy, the main antagonist was not-ralph fiennes who wanted his dumb soldiers to have sex.

>>214238763
Samson is a literal jeet/paki THOUGH, get your facts straight

>>214238781
That's based in The Day of the Triffids (as the whole movie was, Garland is a rip-off hack who should never be allowed in film industry again) where a group of PRISONERS escape from the prison and wants to rape the girls from a blind girls's school where the main characters rest. Now in the film changed to ARMY SOLDIERS because ARMY BAD.

Seriously, put Garland in jail.

JimmyDOUBTERS this can’t be happening….we were in charge here…

>>214232122
>>214232154
Still think Colin Farrell should have raped him in TNW.

test

How the fuck aren't you all fucking furious about this?

I saw 28 years later, and the ending felt unfulfilling, jarring, and ended abruptly. Now they are coming out and saying "NO WAIT, IF YOU WANT A SATISFYING STORY YOU HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER TICKET!"

>>214238521
>me falling down the 4chan stairs

This looks fucking retarded and like a completely different franchise than 28 days later

>>214240125
LOL you should spoil yourself and see the ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_c8Uhb94F8

>>214240125
It's Boyle/Garland doing their own unlicensed version of Crossed: Wish You Were Here. They lift whole portions of the comic wholesale. The only reason Ennis isn't suing is because they have Jew/Jap Sony backing them.

>>214238763

That alpha rage infected guy was literally running in water in the last movie. You could see it in one of the trailers.

SPIKE

>>214231663 (OP)
No wonder 28 Years felt like it was missing context. They had extra movie that they shaved off for a sequel. Drawing an analogy to 28 Days, the first movie was everything up until they get to the military base. Now we'll learn the Jimmies are actually fucked, just like how the soldiers voted for rape. They'll do some backstory for Mandingo to work in some modern day "zombies are immigrants, this is Brexit" commentary.

>>214232060
>the inhumanity of the survivors can be stranger and more terrifying.
Why can’t people just make zombie movies

>>214240106
It’s because they already marketed ahead of time that it was the first film in a planned trilogy, not to mention that in the build up to 28 Years Later there was already recorded mentions of “The Bone Temple” being the second film and it being shot back to back.

>>214240148
pure unadulterated KINO

>>214240215
>son disowns you
>runs off into the mainland
>gets your wife killed
>can't go and find him because of island rules
>sends you a random baby
>probably get killed by the Jimmies
Jamie should've been the main protagonist. Fucking Boyle and Garland need to be necked.
>>214240229
>ZOMBIES ARE HECKIN WHOLESOME IMMIGRANT CHUNGUS
>THE REAL EVIL ARE WHITE MEN WHO WON'T ACCEPT BEING INFECTED
>FATHERHOOD AND MASCULINITY BAD
>UH.....TRANSGENDERISM IS GOOD
BRAVO

>>214240192
that wasn't the same alpha you tard, don't comment on movies unless you've actually seen them

>>214240382
I don't know, I feel like even in trilogies, the movies should be satisfying individually. This movie felt like an extremely pointless exposition.
I do love seeing huge cock though, so I'll give it points for that.

>>214237389
I thought they killed zombie killian murphy in the last film?

>>214240106
aren't you tired at getting angry about movies of all things

>>214231663 (OP)

Jimmy fackin' Saville karate bois, innit? Laave it

I just hope it does well enough to get the 3rd one greenlit.
This one doesn't look as good as 28 years later.
>>214232060
>the infected are no longer the greatest threat to survival - the inhumanity of the survivors can be stranger and more terrifying.
But... that was already the case in 28 days later with the rape castle soldiers.

>>214240718
I don't even like anime and I loved that, watched because my gf wanted too and I was so impressed, no humans are not the monsters the fucking monsters are.

Only watching Bone Temple for Jimmies and the Doc.

>>214231896
Someone save my cute boy from these psychopaths.

>>214241111
well it appears thats the main plot of the movie so...

>>214232337
Why are zoomers so fucking ugly?

>>214241651
Your boy is getting Jimmy Saville'd whether you like it or not

>>214240792
that wasn't him, it was bait, it was some random actor who kinda looks like him

already a sequel?

>>214243093
Shot back to back

>>214243168
More like ass to ass

>>214243317
am I a bad person if I think that's one of the hottest scenes ever made?

>>214231663 (OP)
Fool me once shame on you.

SEX with JIMMIES

>>214231896
>Are we the baddies?

>>214240174
The initial premise is similar but I don't see anything much after that. What do you mean exactly?

>>214244931
The ragers are now Crossed. There's none of the realistic infected from the first and second movie in this. They're cartoony like in Crossed.

>>214240174
you haven't read wish you were here have you?

>>214244829
that girl knows she's seksx

>>214243317
>>214243637

>>214232060
>>214237787
The doctor guy (forget name) is going to form some kind of bond with the infected alpha and at some point he will come into conflict with the jimmies and deliberately infect himself to fight them

>>214244951
Eh, kind of. They both had to come up with some far-fetched bs explaining how the infected could be alive decades later when in reality they'd all be dead of exposure, infection and starvation within weeks. But other than that the story elements are different.

Why does main Jimmy have such pretty clean hair but fucked teeth?

Why are the Alphas all jeets?

>>214246443
The first one is played by this guy

>>214244829
BOOBS
BOOBS
BOOBS
BOOBS
BOUNCING UP AND DOWN AGAIN

Are colours a bit toned done from the first part or am I imagining things?

Will Jimmy get to scream I'M FOOKIN JIMMY when he's fighting Jim?

>>214231663 (OP)
>Erin Kellyman
IT'S FUCKING OVER!

>>214246707
Different director and dp

>>214244952
The juice is the same. It's a rip off job.
>>214245383
I can't think of any zombie-adjacent media that came up with steroid zombies besides slop like Crossed. Boyle and Garland are old and finished.

>>214246780
>dp
Yeah, that explains. Real shame.

>>214246815
Left 4 Dead and Army of the Dead?

>>214231896
Is Spike a normal Bri'ish name?

>>214247027
Compared to Nigel? Yeah, definitely

QRD on the jimmies? Shit was so retarded

>>214231663 (OP)
>le White villains
No thanks.

>>214247128
The Jimmies are the key to this trilogy. They’re going to save the modern day horror genre.

>>214247128
elite fighting unit/rape gang

>>214231663 (OP)
Let me guess, the White tribe is bad and will be killed by the multiracial heroes (including the infected).

>>214232647
Imagine if Jim turned out to be that guy they had strung up with a bag over his head in the first film?

>>214232337
Why is she wearing that top? Doesn't even appear in the final movie

>>214249191
Her undies don't show up either and she still wears them

>>214249304
Everyone else in these pictures are wearing their wardrobe but she's just flaunting her body

>>214247947
There's already a good white tribe, they're in the first movie. The trailer makes it clear the jimmies are going to attack this white settlement unprovoked. There's a shot of spike back in the village with the jimmy haircut with his bow raised, he's fighting the other jimmies. Jimmy likely dies in the raid. The girl Jimmy is pissed when she slices the one infected throat, he's dead by that point.

>>214249191
to stay flexible for all the cartwheels and backflips

>>214249355
It's a sports bra, she took her dirty outfit off between takes.

>>214240460
>>can't go and find him because of island rules
I know it's not the actor's fault but that's such weak reasoning in the writing that it makes the character look like an utter bitch. I felt contempt for him while he was wailing in the water just outside the commune. Go after your son, dickless.

>>214249637
This obviously just is not true, he is alone in the new trailer. He is outside of the village. He left to find his son.

>>214249524
imagine if her sports bra got all sweaty and there was no way to clean it on set so she made you lick it clean like a cat haha even though it had been touching her boobs

>>214249723
Yeah haha imagine the smell inside a sports bra, eeww! Imagine taking deep breaths, sniffing as hard as you can. Imagine she finds you doing it and she totally forces you to keep inhaling it, she holds it against your face and teases you while she does it! Hahahah!

>>214249689
>This obviously just is not true

It is true. He shown no such behavior in the first movie which is what I was talking about

>director: Nia Dacosta
Why did they do this?

>>214249994
This is essentially an anti-brexit film trilogy, so it feels appropriate

>>214249785
Women are gross

>>214232060
kek alright, it's gonna be absolute garbage

they really gonna make the pajeet zombie literally "he dindu nuffin"

>/pol/tards losing their minds
Jimmies rustled

>not a 2 hour long nature documentary on the infected running around wildly in the forest
skipped

>>214231896
Spike looks like a girl here.

>>214252754
/pol/ brought up for no reason
Uhhh dilate?

MOVIES
MOVIES
MOVIES
MOVIES
BAD MOVIES COMING OUT AGAIN
THERES NO ESCAPE FROM SLOP

>>214233825
Based Pertwee poster

>>214234777
>Erin Kellyman is going to be a massive star btw.

Lmao this has been cope for a decade

>>214253444
>forgot to greentext

>>214233825
>a group of straight white teenagers
Red Jimmy is clearly mixed race and also they dress like ponces, ain't no way they're straight or teenagers

>>214233264
>ATJ will be too busy with Werwolf and then Bond to do these crappy vanity projects that make no money and no one likes
Thank god, tired of suddenly seeing that talentless hack in everything now.

last bump

>>214255345
what

>>214231663 (OP)
Each futher movie should be one additional year into the future.