Thread 214231944

>Why didn't Frodo just ride the eagles to Mordor?
>Why didn't Thanos just create more resources?
>How did old Captain America return to his original timeline?
>Why did Buzz pretend to be a toy when Andy was around if he thought he was a real person?
>Why can't the Gremlins be fed after midnight? Isn't it always after midnight?
>Why didn't Voldemort just shoot Harry with a gun?
>Why didn't Qui-Gon just use the mindtrick on another junk dealer, then swap out credits for money Watto would take?
>Why didn't Obi-Wan just use force speed to save Qui-Gon?
>How did Cypher get in to the Matrix?
>Why was the Karate Kid allowed to do the crane kick?
>Why doesn't the family in A Quiet Place live right by the waterfall?

>>214231944 (OP)
>Why doesn't OP just choose to be straight?

>>214231944 (OP)
>Why didn't Frodo just ride the eagles to Mordor?
ring would corrupt them
>Why didn't Thanos just create more resources?
he wanted to prove that killing half the population would work
>How did old Captain America return to his original timeline?
There is only one timeline.
>Why did Buzz pretend to be a toy when Andy was around if he thought he was a real person?
Instinct
>Why didn't Voldemort just shoot Harry with a gun?
Why would a wizard supremacist use muggle weapons?
>How did Cypher get in to the Matrix?
Wrote a program to run on a timer that jacked him in and out.

>>214231944 (OP)
Because the continuity coordinators on every set are retarded jews who only got the job through nepotism. Also, it doesn't have to make sense. The goyim will still buy it.

>>214231944 (OP)
Why doesn't OP just get a job and move out of his mom's basement?