Thread 214232593

Here's your worksafe board bro!

Oh that's the last straw. I'm pulling all my advertisements RIGHT NOW.

Val Kilmer died?!

it's sad that this is the best we can find for advertisers

>>214232621
People cry about shills here all the time, why isn’t Disney or Warner Bros buying adspace?

>>214232653
do you really think they’re going to put advertisements on a board where everyone is constantly calling each other niggers and faggots?

>anon makes a thread talking about what porn stars have appeared in mainstream shows and movies
>list some
>immediate 3 day ban for off topic discussion

Sharty did nothing wrong. See you bros in 72 hours.

>>214232593 (OP)
Hold on, Val Kilmer's dead?

>>214232593 (OP)
You dont know the half of it

>>214232729
They blur the tits and cooch because the AI does a terrible job of rendering the final product.

>>214232593 (OP)
would (You)?

>this is how I find out Val Kilmer died months ago
>mfw

>>214232801
What a catch! Do you think she would date someone like me?

>>214232824
Why else would she be paying for that advertisement idiot. Shoot your shot.

>>214232593 (OP)
>he sees ads
lol
lmao

>>214232824
She's probably sick of guys teasing her in her life (school, social life etc) for being nerdy and ginger , so she's going to fall in love almost instantly with a good old fashioned nice guy like you the moment you show her a crumb of decency towards her.

>>214232801
I assume these are all clickbait

>>214232593 (OP)
You expect the faggot mods to care?

>>214232947
Oh you assume they're all click bait? I thought that hot lonely 18yo was taking lewd panty pics then somehow having the wherewithal to get adspace on 4chan in the hopes of finding a partner.

>>214232947
No way, there are hot lonely singles in your area waiting to connect RIGHT NOW dummy.

>>214232593 (OP)
These ads are for indians which are now majority of the board

>>214232872
>>214232910
Wish me luck guys., I'm gonna go for it. I'll see you at this wedding if it all works out.

>>214232801
>tfw you accidentally click on it and she turns out to be real and you fall in love and have six beautiful children and live happily ever after

someone pointed out to me that one of the banners (i guess /a/ or the site itself) is that frame from whichever Evangelion movie where Shinji wanks onto his hand.

that's right: semen, and an out-of-focus nipple, right there in a 4chan banner.

>>214232698
But I thought they were already advertising them here by making a bunch of threads based on their newest movies?

>>214233057
Many such cases.

>>214233057
What are their names?

>>214232593 (OP)
She's not naked. So it's work safe and non pornographic.

>>214232593 (OP)
to be fair this is a really trashy board

>>214233069
>entrance to site has a big popup explaining you have to be 18 to use it
>people don't have the common sense to realize that means the entire site isn't worksafe, even though some boards are labeled as such

>>214232593 (OP)
is that Sydney Sweeney?

>>214233096
You don't know her she goes to another school in Niagara Falls.

>>214233099
Hey, hey, hey! Speak for yourself buddy! I'm a man of refined tastes, thank you very much.

>>214233109
The kids name dumbass, give us the name of your sexy sexy children

>>214232593 (OP)
>>214232766
>>214232801
How does it feel to be sellout trash jannies? Hope those crusty turds you consoom are worth it.

>>214233148
Midge on a segway spotted. Foot itching.

>>214233100
safe for work means safe FOR WORK.

if Peter from J-List puts anime boobies in the ads, i'm going to his house.

>>214233150
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
And Harpo... I think there's a Harpo.

>>214233172
Realistically who would win in a fight between the two of them? (Pic related)

>>214233195
>And Harpo... I think there's a Harpo.
My favorite Marx Brother (jewish)

>>214233161
I actually think that we should be showing lgf ads in here. Lets keep the normies out and return to tradition.

>>214233197
Dinklage because he has the high ground after pulling the step ladder up behind him.

>>214233226
>after pulling the step ladder up behind him.
What a piece of shit, lmao

>>214233221
ah yes the classic oldfag meme, the feels guy.

do you think hiro gives a fuck about the fact 4cuck never made any money back?

We are now at like 40% less activity than before the hack happened.
SOMEHOW the 4stat site stopped showing graphs of the declining posts per day.

curious innit?

>>214233358
He sold off the site to google and cooperate with feds. He made money out of it one way or another.

>>214232980
>I thought that hot lonely 18yo was taking lewd panty pics then somehow having the wherewithal to get adspace on 4chan in the hopes of finding a partner.
Isn't that what /r9k/ has become

Rest in peace

>4chan
>safe for work

retards

>>214232604
yeah wtf, I didnt even know he was sick

>>214233195
>Harpo
my favorite NSYNC member

>>214233442
you say that, but clearly you haven't thought of the poor feds whose job is to monitor posts with repeating digits

>>214232653
I mean, they do. Astroturfing and paying Indians to spam the exact same posts is much more effective and cheap. It's proven that HBO did the same thing here and on social media.

If we are so bad why does Reddit get adverts from big tech and such? Half their site is porn and they have subreddits encouraging drug use, hate crimes (against whites), soft gore (fightporn rocked hard etc).

>>214232714
I was once banned for posting a fully clothed pic of a pornstar

>>214233195
Pretty lucky to have your kids end up being the five best rappers of all time and everyone's favorite member of N Sync.

>>214233082
you're kinda slow eh

>>214233501
>it’s proven
Show everyone the proof then. Reminder: baseless accusations do not constitute as proof.