Thread 214232836

they really are gonna milk this mystery box thing for all its worth
taking a year break for a season wich once again will answer fuck all
how the fuck will they explain the kids suddenly growing up so fast in the span of what appears to be months

>>214232836 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot scum

>>214232836 (OP)
Anon, just walk away, its not worth your time. You should have figured that out by now

>>214232836 (OP)
... first time?

If anything, I'm surprised they even tried to make a mystery box 20 years after the fad died

The show is just about memes and online discussion anyway. MGM had the right idea with releasing episodes weekly and cockteasing you about various mysteries that never get answered. I can't imagine how terrible this is to watch on your own, even watching it with a live threads get boring when it's some meaningless family drama dialogue.

>>214232836 (OP)
>how the fuck will they explain the kids suddenly growing up so fast in the span of what appears to be months

The same way every show handles it, they'll do flash-forwards and make canon that there's months where nothing happens. The show has been doing a lot of it already because the onscreen passage of days is still around 2 weeks.

>le kid in white
>le man in yellow
Dropped this shit

I just hope its not just all filler and fucking drama shit again so we can meme on it in the general. If its all filler there will be no interest and the threads won't survive

Yes. And you're going to watch every damned minute.

>>214233936
How new to mystery box series are you, exactly?

I gave this up after the first season, should I pick it up again?

Hey, I'll tell you what's going on, but I gotta go.

We'll talk about this later. I gotta go.

>>214234117
NO

>>214233835
>le Julie in slutty outfits
>le officer pawg

>>214234417
Fair enough

>>214232836 (OP)
>how the fuck will they explain the kids suddenly growing up
Ah, yes, the forgotten art of recasting...

>>214234117
You dropped it in a perfect spot. You now have a fond memory of a mystery box series that's fun to watch and kinda works

Can't wait for Trudy to come back as one of the killer people things. She's going to be nude and constantly pressing her titties on the windows to lure everyone out. A couple 60 minute episodes of her negging a character while her jugs bounce all over. It will be a nice change of pace.

>>214234427
>Julie in slutty outfits
Worst part of S3 was them suddenly not doing this anymore. They may as well have put her in a burka compared to what she wore in 1 and 2.

>>214234797
It was supposed to be cold.

>There are people who watched it past season 1
>There are people who watched it past season 2
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>214234956
I watch it for the memes

>>214234943
That's no excuse. I demand fat titties

>>214235018
The memes end by mid S2, so no point going past that

>>214232836 (OP)
didn't realize its almost time for more questions to be answered then ever before and for new mysteries to be revealed I hear this season is crazy

>>214235356
There were answers last season.
>what are the monsters
>townspeople that sacrificed their kids to some god for immortality

>Black guy says he has to go
>Crowd goes wild

>>214235417
its just a little joke fren

>>214232836 (OP)
Can we change the subject?

>>214233936
The fuck? Do you still really not get that the writers don't know what's happening either? Even if they do answer questions, which they won't, it would just be some half assed bullshit they came up with the day before shooting begins. They don't know whats happening either, they're just making shit up to keep getting paid.

Biggest mystery is how Donna is still so fat

>>214235922
Ate all Victor's peaches.

>>214234366
lol

last season was crazy

>>214234366
>stuck in the middle of a supernatural nowhere
>"I gotta go."
nigga go where lmao

brainlets still dont understand that the evil entity is preventing them from cooperating too much with subtle magical hypnosis, which is why they keep saying "I gotta go" all over again like a mantra.

>>214234956
They hate watch it

>>214236323
interesting theory but look we'll have to talk about this later I gotta go

>>214232981
they cant just pull a dogshit ending like that a second time right?

>>214236553
>can't

>>214236553
Nigga, name me one (1) mystery box series that wasn't cancelled before reaching story ending AND said ending not sucking.
I'll wait

>>214236461
The mere concept of hate watch is peak zoomer activity
>I dislike this thing
>Which is why I'm going to still watch it
>And talk about it online
For fuck's sake, internet is older than zoomers, why they are so fucking clueless all they are achieving is feeding the algorithm?!

>>214236792
It’s fun dissecting a community of idiots anon. Okay I gotta go now.

>>214236775
LOST

>>214236863
>AND said ending not sucking