Thread 214234970

>see their own creations
>starts freaking out
why?

Worried he'd get cockmogged

>>214234970 (OP)
>Taking a nap
>Rudely woken up by the science project your buddies made way back when
>One of said creations starts demanding you make him immortal
He had ever right to be pissed.

>>214234970 (OP)
>be engineer
>sleep for 2000 years
>your creatures you planned to destroy wake you up, meaning they've already spread off their containment world
Understandable reaction, desu. Though frankly he'd have been better off doing nothing, following them back to earth and destroying everything at once. .

>>214234970 (OP)
Dude is very patriotic and took it as an insult when David fucked up his speech in proto-Indo-European.

>>214234970 (OP)
What would you feel if you shoot your cum in a toilet and then you have an accident and went into coma for few years.You came back and return to your house where you shoot your cum a few years back. Suddenly there's a living fetus striving in that toilet.

>>214234970 (OP)
Imagine you just woke up and surrounded by people who are shorter, way less pale and speaking some language you do not understand except one who speaks broken your language and he is asking for spare change.
Its like riding public transport

>>214234970 (OP)
Because they turned out retarded.

I'd do the same

>>214234970 (OP)
He raged when he saw what his life amounted to. I have the same reaction every morning.

>>214234970 (OP)
>bald
>their creation has hair

Does this mean they are somewhat insecure?

>>214234970 (OP)
>why?

He realized he was in scotie boi's movie.

>>214234970 (OP)
If my sex doll started talking to me I'd make a tiktok. These engineers seem retarded.

>>214234970 (OP)
He didn't seem angry though, did he? He killed them pretty stoicly, if I recall correctly. Doesn't seem like he had any empathy for them at all, being a higher life form.

>>214234970 (OP)
If you created them that means they're inferior to you

>>214234970 (OP)
being woken up by some weird looking midgets would startle you as well.

>>214234970 (OP)
because it was a shit film.

>>214235383
Dam are all humans indian all along

>>214235030
>Rudely woken
this

my theory is he was disappointed we are still making synthetic computing humanoid robots instead of biological dna based humanoids.

Maybe because it's an alien and thus retarded?

>>214236066
What? Aliens are smart! They probe the universe for knowledge!

I like the theory that he decided to kill them the second he realized what David was

>oh shit oh fuck the monkey people actually built a Thinking Machine we gotta blow up their planet right now shit

>>214236305
They decided to kill them 2,000 years before.

>>214235818
This. And who's to say he even recognized them as an Engineer's experiment/project?

One thing I'm learning about the Alien franchise is there are an infinite amount of different aliens out there due to the parasitic and symbiotic nature of alien cum.

>smooth apes
>but they still are hairy on top
>maybe even their feet are hairy
>dark skin instead of pristine white
>beurk
>menlet/womenlet
>un/fit/
>demanding assholes
>idiots children with low tech
>i that... vegetal fibers they are wearing!??
>their language is babbling like a cross between an ape and a fish
>they also let the bioweapon out
>even a lowly animal would have known better
>it would have felt that the thing was dangerous
>but not the smooth apes menlet children, no
>wait... did they create an artificial being?
>Oh My Nucleus! That's wrong on so many levels! Science should be about biology, not creating monstrous artificial beings
>they fucking sinned against the cosmos itself!!!!!!

>>214236858
So creating life on Earth was a big experiment? and if they failed the test of killing "Christ," they'd be killed. But why leave the "maps" in different locations all over the world 30000 years ago?

>>214234970 (OP)
Wait they actually had the engineer on a set? I thought this was all a cgi

>>214237277
The Christ shit isn't canon, but assuming it is, then... You know it's funny because that's in the original Genesis/Engineers drafts as a joke.
>But why leave the "maps" in different locations all over the world 30000 years ago?
Happened before Jesus.

>>214237576
>Happened before Jesus.
right. So they were "invitations" to the Engineers' "military installation" if humans become advanced enough to find it and travel there. But I wonder what they Engineers' planned to happen should they get there. A peaceful meeting, or just killing the humans who arrived?

>>214234970 (OP)
>>214237698
>leave shitty vague instructions on a cave wall for cave men but they actually lead to your planet
>the cave men develop interstellar travel in just a few thousand years and make an impossible journey to come find you and see how proud you are
>get mad that they hurt a girl, so you kill them all, then try to kill the girl too
>completely unimpressed by the interstellar spaceship
>a bunch of random books on the ground though? Hmm maybe these midgets are worthwhile and I shouldn't kill all humans after all