Thread 214235185

Why is this show so bizarrely written? Its like its written by two people but one thinks its supposed to be a comedy for zoomers


its so ridiculously stupid that i cant understand why anybody wou;d write it like this

>>214235185 (OP)
>Its like its written by two people but one thinks its supposed to be a comedy for zoomers

what does the 2nd person think it's supposed to be?

>>214235185 (OP)
i like my idea better

an unmanned space ship that has been programmed to head towards earth thats filled with xenos

a rag tag team of mercenaries are hired to enter the ship and kill all the xenos

they dont succeed

>>214235185 (OP)
Episode 5 was literally just an Alien movie with the fat trimmed. If you edit the first part of episode 1 and the rest of episode 5, you have a solid short film. Quit being a whiny bitch.

>>214235252
>we now not only have to install mods to fix games, but also to fix movies
it's fucking over

Are you the same jeets shitting up pol or tranny discords?

>>214235185 (OP)
>sperm?

>>214235204
a serious thriller,

there are good moments, but episode 5 had none of them

>>214235252
except everybody acted inappropriately in the episode

people wwre dying, there was a saboteur, specimens loose and the crew didnt give a fuck. they were joking about it

>>214235270
I'm personally loving the fuck out of this series. I have yet to see a solid argument against it. The only ones that get thrown around are ones outing the haters as people watching with a phone in hand, or are just "fans" of the original film and then claim "nuh uh the xenos don't do that you guys are so fucking gay" because they never bothered to watch any other part of the franchise than the first 2 or 3 films.

>>214235366
i was enjoying much of it until this last episode

>>214235364
What did you expect from a group of people willing to sell 65 years of their life? Of course they're crazy.

>>214235387
i expected them to act like 100% of people would act in that situation

With extreme urgency, with caution and with relevant emotions

Also, why would anybody sabotage the ship they are on, knowing it'll kill all their friends AND themselves

prometheus and covenant had alot of stupid behavior from the charaters, but this is 10x worse than even those films

The characters in this entire series are just BAFFLINGLY poorly written. And i do mean bafflingly. Like i cant get my head around it

>>214235382
It was a nice little homage to Alien. But I must say, W-Y sure doesn't give a single fuck about their employees' lives. It seems like all there spaceships get infested with deadly ayya monsters.

>>214235497
I'm not even talking about WY not caring about their employees lifes. That can be understandable...

The rest of the crews behavior was completely out of the realms of realism

>>214235439
Which one out of them? Druggie doc? Literally retarded scottsman? DEI science officer that forgot to close the containment unit with a lid and forgot to latch another containment unit and ignored the big red blinking light informing her of that? Or maybe the XO who got that job by fucking her way to it? There were three competent characters on the ship, the kid that decoded all communications and found the saboteur(too bad he got headshotted, not his fault), jew engineer that provided clear assessments of the ship being fucked and the degenerate rape chink who straight up solved the saboteur case by rubbing two brain cells together.
XO is a fuckup, science bitch is a massive fuckup and Morrow is a fuckup for not shooting both of them in the head before everything even went wrong.
Why the fuck did the nig starve leeches when they were supposed to be delivered alive?!
Why the fuck was Morrow in cryo when he was supposed to monitor in and outbound messages?!

>>214235497
We dont need a homage to Alien. It's still holds up brilliantly.

We need to take the concept and take it in a new great direction.

The show should be about the Five using corporate espionage to steal the specimens from each other. Not these stupid robot children

Also why does Morrow have a belly? Isnt he an android. Why would somebody create an android with a wobbly belly

All of this because of a bottuh uh wattuh

>>214235555
Checked.
Morrow is a cyborg, not an android, so he's still human.
The android children plot is easily the worst part of the show and was a mistake.

>>214235185 (OP)
Why are you watching this? Are you a faggot?

>>214235540
>Why the fuck was Morrow in cryo when he was supposed to monitor in and outbound messages?!

Yeah i didnt get this either. He should be the last one in Cryo, or not go in at all. He is a robot right?!

Yeah, all of their behavior was stupid, but that is typical in a horror film, to push the plot along

But why did they act so weirdly about it. Like that apprentice joking and making wise cracks, when being informed that two of his colleagues were dead?! its like dude, wtf!

Also the kid that woke morrow up behaved very very bizaarely too. Mentioning he recorded the chick having sex (why mention that at all, let alone right THEN, in the same breath you notified your boss that THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP YOU ARE FLYING IS DEAD!!!)

>>214235600
They get paid in shares. Meaning the less of them there are, the more they get paid. Any psychopathy can be explained by greed.

>>214235647
You think WY would send somebody into space that didnt pass a (century in the future) psych test

Even today the tests prevent 99% of psychos getting on reality tv, theres no way they'd get on a ship like this

At first I was like WTF a flashback episode already. I was satisfied at the end. Mainly by the expansion of the lore regarding the other aliens.

>>214235600
i get that most of them are retards and burnouts, and that would make sense if this was the original aliens where they were glorified garbage men/ miners / cargo transport
but the black security boss man was personally selected by yutani, why the fuck would they put also literal retards on board

>>214235185 (OP)
Because it's an idea from the 70's that has been stretched and milked too much to work at all anymore.

>>214235682
They sent a literal retard that doesn't know the difference between biology and geology and doesn't know what an "apprentice" is despite that literally being his job.
And a literal coomer chink that can't stop jerking off onto a colleague.
They were not recruited for their competence.

>>214235533
I think most of the crew is so indebted to W-Y that they simply don't care. They're slaves to a company that sends them into space for 65 years to live in nasty space can and go to the most dangerous planets to collect the most dangerous lifeforms. Most of them probably never expected to make it back alive. And if they do, W-Y is gunna send them right back out there because they know how to do the job.

>>214235575
>The android children plot is easily the worst part of the show and was a mistake.
They are stupid characters and while I understand why some people might want to pay for Android pseudo immortality I don't understand why the prodigy company already owns 1/5th of the world what products did they make in presumably the last 20 years to justify being so wealthy?

>>214235700
I'm hoping for some sort of a twist where it was all a WY plan to take out Prodigy by just handing them a bunch of impossible to contain aliens.
I can't perceive any other reason as to why a literal competitor CEO can just call up one of the employees on a spaceship and get him to sabotage the ship without it ringing all sorts of alarms.
What the fuck is the Mother even for then?

>>214235748
Yeah and sending messages to the CEO, from the very ship he is committing to sabotage.

>>214235242
Make sure you include that r*ddit spacing in your submission as an "Easter egg" of sorts to signal to the showrunners that you are one of them

>>214235870
If that footage isn't brought up when Yutani and Boy retard let the (((lawyers))) sort it out, I'll flip. Morrow straight up uploaded it.

>>214235185 (OP)
>all the characters are LITERALLY retarded except the black cyborg
Look, I get that Alien movies usually have a stupid character but this is too much, and it was all over the place

The writing in this show is really worrying. How did the writers get these jobs? Or were the producers responsible? Why? Did they not go to school?

>>214235893
>Boy retard
Heh! Gott'em!

>>214235893
The entire Boy retard actor just seems really off. Not sure if thats just poor acting, or poor direction

But the entire show seems like its wholely focused towards Zoomers. like so many of the characters act in this entitled, stupid, careless way

Pe

>>214235879
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>214235252
Imagine running defense for a Netflix show

>>214236072
Faggots were crying that the show wasn't enough like the movies. They made an episode exactly like the movies. People are still crying.

>>214236072
Its FX

but since Legion (same network, same showrunner) was so brilliant, i can only assume that the producers had vocal zoomer females involved, shoehorning their opinion to every scene

>>214236089
This was nothing like the movies, except some very broad similarities with the plot

Those broad similarities are not what made Alien great

Also, in Alien the characters acted like professionals on a vessel. In this episode they acted like unruly teenagers that had no idea what the fuck they were doing and were under the impression they were on tv, not a real spaceship

>>214236089
They TRIED to make an episode just like the first movie, which goes back to the same well that every large production company goes to.
>"Let's make our version of ____"
Guess what when you draw direct comparison to something that prolific and a benchmark for the genre, no matter what your final product is, it will never be as good as the original.
This will be "oh man did you see that episode, it was just like Alien" for every schmuck who eats slop for a living. It was a facsimile and a bad one at that. Eye bug is the best thing in the show and it's original, think about that.

>>214235387
>What did you expect from a group of people willing to sell 65 years of their life?
If it's a post-democracy, capitalist dystopia, it doesn't sound like that absurd of a gig. We already spend countless hours of our lives being miserable so that their boss's boss's boss can be rich. If the jobs and conditions were even shittier, "your family/friends will be old/dead and the entire world might be different when you get back" would probably sound not so bad to anyone who doesn't care about that one particular downside. A job like that would probably appeal to more sociopaths and spergs than it would morons. imo

The new cope is every dumb or unlikable character makes perfect sense and is good writing.
>the stupid kids saying "bro" in a ship crash is cause they're kids
>the French party guy being oblivious to a ship crash is because he's so rich and detached from reality
>the entire spaceship crew being retarded is cause no one else would volunteer for a 65 year trip
>Boy Kavalier being annoying and stupid is because he's arrogant

What happened to those guys like the woman with massive tits sleeping in the pod? Did they just die in the crash? Completely asleep during the whole mess unfolding?
They had no screentime...

>>214238880
Please just use normal pronouns. You can refer to a woman as "she" on 4chan.
Using "They/Them" to refer to a single person is unironically schizophrenic.

>what if we had a bunch of adults pretend to be children in our alien show
?????????
the writing is so bad characters don't even behave appropriately between scenes. Guy gets attacked by a fucking alien, almost dies, barely gets saved, and the next seen he's just chill as fuck, going on with his day, not scared, not worried, not talking to anybody about how he was almost killed by a fucking alien, not thankful to his saviour
It's just so unfathomably bad

>>214235953
It reminds me of Halo. It's a very specific type of bad. A staggering lack of even basic competence

I like it, but one criticism is that the Xeno looks like a dude in a suit. Need to use the Xeno in shadows more or utilize better angles when filming. Also, in an earlier episode, the Xeno quickly cuts through 5-6 security guards in seconds. Typically not it's M.O. and I found it a bit silly

>>214235555
>The show should be about the Five using corporate espionage to steal the specimens from each other.
I mean isn’t that what half the plot has been about so far?
>Also why does Morrow have a belly?
They were trying to make him look like the bonus situation guy we are always meme-ing about.

>>214235252
It was nothing like an Alien movie except for sets that resembled the first film. The dialogue and tone was straight out of a Marvel movie.

>Zoya Zaveri chased by Alien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7PkbSP5Y8

>I know what an alien show needs
>some random z-grade alien designs like eyeball with tentacles, a large tick, a big plant, etc..

It's sad to see an iconic design paired up with these aaagh real monster rejects.

>>214241150
the Indian had a melty so they nuked his too, it's so stupid a post like this is considered off topic but the marketing jeet doesn't get headed tell he's spamming the whole board and acting like he knows how to dox people when really we just live rent free in his head and he was guessing

when he's wrong he defaults to racism but its all like stuff that would only offend another third worlder lol

>You are paki SAAR

lol, but yea some how these threads are evil but samefagging clone posts by marketers who are here all day everyday get headed

the mods told him to cool down because the money they may be making isn't worth the users they could start loosing on this dying site

>>214235280
It's disney marketers so probably

>>214235746
>>214235575
The fifth episode should have been the first and the rest of the episodes should have just followed Morrow as he attempts to get the eggs back from Kirsh and Boy twinkle toes. Hilarity ensues as the xeno and the eyeball gang start causing a ruckus.

>>214235185 (OP)
they throw in things like morrow messing the guns, some kind of finger print unlock, and the captain sprinkling brown dust and its never explained. its idiotic.

>>214241326
he was dropping picks of random IPs he picked up from some script kiddy shit, so he was just dropping IPS of random people using 4chan a real script kiddy getting himself into the arena with people who if they're bored enough will ruin a script kiddy's life by actually endlessly doxxing and harassing him like he was threatening to do to us (but he's all the way in India making less than 5 bucks a month lol)

>>214235439
The Alien saga is cursed. It's impossible to write intelligent characters and have good plot in recent movies and series.

kino episode, despite the plot around the parasites getting out being stupid it was really fucking entertaining

>>214235742
It’s more like being a trucker or a sailor. The pay isn’t great, but when it’s 65 years of pay it adds up.

>>214235185 (OP)
i like this show desu, i like the setting, the tone, etc. but today's episode was garbage how they have alien parasites, worth probably a trillion zogs each, and yet they store them inside glass jars that can opened from the inside. what? anyway i still like it, for what it is, but that was too much in today's episode, which i pirated illegally online

>>214235185 (OP)
why dont the family of the people sent on these long hauls get to go into cryosleep so they can be there when they get back? 65 years for half a share is a really dumb price point when your entire family is dead and you cant use it to support them

>>214241652
I'm guessing they have the company take care of them while they're away. Like Morrow's daughter had WY scholarship. Would make sense the company fronts them the money to support your family and then on the off chance you can't deliver you're stuck working off your debt.

>>214236106
Legion was extremely cringe (cringekino, but still cringe). Doing the same with Alien is retarded.

>>214235185 (OP)
yea it's shit that tries to spit on Ridleys Scotts work and make non cannon cannon

>>214235252
And we needed that why? Just pure padding. No consequence to the story.

>>214235252
Kill yourself

>>214235185 (OP)
I look forward to your screenplay anon I'm sure it's great

>>214236010
There are good actors on the show (Kirsch, Morrow, Boy retard's sidekick) so I'm going with poor acting

>>214241630
I know, right? The CDC does better when handling strains of the common cold!

214241361
214241326
Replying to yourself or just continuing your posts? Nice lols are you underage or just 20? Yeah you're 20 without college. So St Louis or Ashburn, which one is it little Amazon wagecuck zoomer nigger? Let's hear your voice, zoomer nigger.
https://voca.ro/1axmWnv3rqTM

It's St Louis isn't it? yeah it's Saint Louis. How many posts did you report little nigger? Very white of you to report, nigger. You're not a real nigger.

>>214242147
you are so desperate but afraid to be made fun of you didn't even @ them, you're just naming random locations
cry harder Ranjeet you're joke

>>214242147
ban evading already huh, make another post so they ban this free IP too salty ranjeet

>>214242208
>>214242172
43:27
44:45
Nice samefagging, desperate niglet.

Post your voice, faggot. Let's hear it. Go back to wagecuck at Amazon where you belong. St Louise loser.

>>214235185 (OP)
It's written like an anime.

>>214242259
meds Ranjeet this guy is having such a melty I am not from Saint lious you are sooo sad

>>214242172
>>214242208
Why you reporting nigger? why you reporting? what kind of a nigger are you huh? Yeah go cry to Amazon maybe they'll give you another phone to shitpost from.
Now go deliver those package and package it good, fudge packer. Gay zoomer nigger. I'll watch you every single thread cause you're a retard who doesn't know how to hide the way he writes.
Wait till a real nigger rapes you in the ass, Amazon wagecucking jeet pretending he's african.

Yeah you hit that little report button and cry to the mods again you little bitch, you'll never be a real gangster nigger. You can't even write your own name correctly, jeet.

>>214242259
>Post your voice

the jeet got some American to pretend to be him

post your skin rahar

last week he wants to be black now he pretends I'm black because he's got a tiny penis

Shut up Saint Louis Amazon wagecucker, can't even write the name right. I'm sending a real big black NBA player to rape your amazon wagecucking ass and shove those phones up your ass while he packages you back to Iraq.

>>214242343
remember when some black kid mogged him, he out a link in his thread begging people to join him and help him samefag

>>214242364
Indian sooo salty his penis soo small>>214242340
no one reported you crybaby

>>214242343
Stupid frogposter

Post your own skin, jeet. Let's see if you're brown or black.
Post your voice, faggot.

>>214242343
>>214242366
>>214242392
49:26
50:30
51:31
You know we have timestamps, right? You this retarded or you're a bot? What happened to your phone? busy delivering those Amazon packages and the wifi coverage won't reach?

>>214242259
so you're saying you can tell when people are samefagging..? Does that mean when you're obviously samefagging people can also tell it's easily you because you're not fooling anyone? I'm just a random that sees you doing this shit all the time jeet but how do you not see the irony in this

>>214242397
hahahah I'm not the one who's scared of being a jeet but looks down on other races even pakis when he looks just like a paki and tries to black max

you do it it's your turn we all have now it's time for you to do it Indian alien marketer cry about it

>>214242431
>how do you not see the irony in this
Africans and Indians should trade places to prove to Americans it isn't about nurture.

Africans go to the Middle East and sandies go to Africa.

>>214242431
>>214242469
That's nice now get back to work, I know who you are.

>>214242366
I havent been in any alien earth threads and this is the first time I'm learning of this Jeet, qrd on the black kid?

>>214242474
I mean not to shit on India more than I already do but Africas modernized areas are miles ahead of India's modernized areas and western women like them more thats why Indians pretend to black max

the Indian jeet commenting right now was doing it all the time when white posters made fun of them he called them racist Timmy's that were afraid of big black and Indian cock

because everyone knows Indians have tiny penises so he had to try and ride off blacks

>>214242517
I have not seen you be right about anything I've just seen you mald and cry, you accused me of being some black Anon, you accused me of being from the UK and you accused me of being from Saint lious

cope harder malding jeet you really are salty

>>214242343
>the jeet got some American to pretend to be him
Where'd you stole the cock image from last thread, rajeet? your gf's boyfriend? your gay boyfriend? TikTok? you modified the filename to match that of a phone?
Go back to wagecucking for Amazon in St Louis and using the company's phone.

>>214242520
some black kid he was saying was a Timmy from UK and all this and that posted a pic and he was some super good looking black 19 yo and the Indian had AN ABSLOUTE MELTY

so bad he started to just do script kiddy shit and drop the IPS of everyone using 4chan trying to mald and guess

he got his thread headed for it so now he's hiding for a bit, its breaking rule 8 to hire him but lets just say the Jannies wanted to have a word with his manager after the melty he had in his shitty alien earth thread that he spams with the other jeet ekko

he was also posting links trying to get people to join his group to try and make the marketers samefagging look more natural, he's looking for stans lol

>>214242624
niggga what lol

dude the jeet has lost his mind we broke him

>>214235252
>Episode 5 was literally just an Alien movie with the fat trimmed
delusional

>>214242649
>its breaking rule 8 to hire him
to say who hires him or how that links back to certain people******

>>214242538
>>214242579
Don't reply for him, it's not very nice.

>>214242469
>>214242649
This is a LLM GPT bot. Watch as I reply to it and tthen it replies back in a mirrored way. It even used the 19 year old age previously posted rather than coming up with a different age because LLMs don't have imagination.

Why are all the fishtank shills now in these threads?

>>214242730
you're not fooling anyone jeet by stay salty and try harder the whole board knows about you I'm done cry about it

>>214242736
I really wanna believe those are real stans and that Sam doesn't pay these guys, tree fingers is real proof those are just stans

>>214242520
The jeet/blackkid exposed himself being an Amazon worker when his IP caught him both from St Louis and using an Amazon IP, probably Amazon's wifi or digital phone.
You wonder how does he have this much free time to shitpost on 4chan.

It feels like they're taking a huge amount of inspiration from William Gibson's discarded Alien 3 script, and that's not a good thing.

>>214242795
dude that makes no sense and that random black kid isn't me.. nor does he live in Saint lious he even said so

you accused me of being from the UK you're just some Indian dumbass pulling poo nuggs from you ass

>>214242795
wannabe script kiddy it's gonna backfire I'm telling you you're takin it too far even trying to pull random IPS some bored retard is gonna post your ugly ass all over tv

>>214242520
Dumbass immigrant used the Amazon company's IPs to shitpost from, he was posting from both his phone and his workstation so both his IPs got caught.
Now he's screeching and yelling he's not from St Louis. Last week he pretended he's from Australia.

>>214242856
>>214242828
Go suck SHARTY's collective dick, LLMbot. You're from St Louis. Case closed and you're either using an LLM to make your posts or you genuinely are this dumb and made the AI dumber than you.

Does he kinda look like this?

>>214243011
Skinnier and even more malnourished and his teeth aren't white, his teeth are so dark yellow they're brown. And yeah he has a mixture of turkroach genes with african genes which makes him identify with both but he prefers to be called black over brown.
>inb4 nuh huh he's fat and big boned.

>>214242262
It has worse writing than an anime.