Thread 214236421

how can a story about a bunch of gay sailors most likely on shrooms be that interesting

>>214236421 (OP)
Its just marketing anon

>>214236421 (OP)
>multiracial meme cast and the armor and ships and whole vibe is laughable rather than having even a thimble of cool historical authenticity
ok bro, whatever you say about the script but that won't change the shitty execution :(

all his non-marvel movies are utter trash that's why

He's just flattering Nolan and doing promotion. We're talking about a man who starred in the masterpiece Spiderman vs the Hulk 17.

It should be good. He's just taking classic literature and making it movie format.

>>214236778
a story about a bunch of gay sailors has been the most influential work of literature for thousands of years

>>214236976
implying

>>214236421 (OP)
He is in the movie. What else is he supposed to say, that the script is ass and Nolan is a faggot? These headlines literally mean nothing and have no insightful value.

>>214236421 (OP)
Has he ever been in a truly great movie? Or has it all been blockbuster sclock?

>>214236421 (OP)
I mean he's what? 25? There is a genuine chance he's not lying and that's the best script he ever read.
Doesn't make it good or anything, but still

>>214237220
>What else is he supposed to say, that the script is ass and Nolan is a faggot
Actors used to say so when it was the case. And it was not so long ago.

>>214236421 (OP)
Wasn't the story literally written millenia ago?

>>214236421 (OP)
Holland can't act, is uncharismatic and AFAIK said the same thing about Uncharted the movie

>>214237696
>Holland can't act
um, sweetie, i don't think so.

Homerus vindicated once again, nowdays writers on suicide watch

I AM IN MY PRIME

>>214236421 (OP)
Am i supposed to be impressed?
He played worst spiderman in history

>>214236421 (OP)
>Actor in movie says the movie he's starring in is good
Stop the fucking presses.

>>214238028
He had a fine run but his English genes have caught up. He, like Milie Brown, now looks older than many Millennial actors.
And yes, there are exceptions, many English roses age gracefully, but Tom and Bilie are the rule.

>>214237624
It depends on who it's coming from. Tom Holland is willing to get diddled by a black man on camera in order to stay relevant in Hollywood. His words of praise are empty

>>214236421 (OP)
I wonder if he's read the actual Odyssey by Homer

>>214236920
Doesn't that just validate what he's saying?

>>214236421 (OP)
Tom Holland looks simultaneously both 14 and 40 somehow.

>>214236421 (OP)
>famous Greek oral powm created by a living legend, one of the greatest literary men to ever exist, passed down for centuries and survived as we know it today, studied everywhere of merit and still talked about, influenced world culture as we know it
versus
>spiderslop and softcore gay porn
Yeah, it's not even something anyone had to say. Even if the Nolan adaptation drops the ball, (it will) the source material he's adapting will still be far better than any trash some modern writer can shit out.

>>214236976
>thousands

>>214236421 (OP)
He has only ever been in slop. He has never read a good script in his fucking life, lmao. He is also a shitty actor and a shitty spider man. Nolan is a fucking hack and his only two good movies are Memento and Prestige.

>>214238988
Jesus wept. Are the only movies rated higher than 7 Spiderman movie? rated highly due to nostalgia?

>>214236421 (OP)
okay

>>214239051
He forgot to add autism, ocd, stage fright etc.

>>214236421 (OP)
A good script can be ruined by retarded casting and self-indulgent fart sniffing directing

>>214238730

I know. It's weird.

>>214238852
You're right. I love The Odyssey as a timeless masterpiece of Western literature, which is why I'll never watch this nolanslop trash.

>>214239532
I feel the same way about The Green Knight.

>>214239051
>I'M SO RELATABLE PLEASE WATCH MY MOVIES