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Anonymous No.214236965 >>214237538 >>214237681 >>214237702 >>214237784 >>214237832 >>214238010 >>214238022 >>214238108 >>214238243 >>214238534 >>214239951 >>214239975 >>214240014
Are you ready for a new Knives Out mystery, /tv/?
I bet the rich white guy did it.
Anonymous No.214237044 >>214237095
It was the priest
Anonymous No.214237094 >>214237112 >>214240014
No, it was the butler! (Who’s secretly rich)
Anonymous No.214237095
>>214237044
I bet the black girl is the only good one
Anonymous No.214237112 >>214240014
>>214237094
plot twist: he was his own butler
Anonymous No.214237181 >>214237236 >>214238493
The real mystery is why he made another one after Glass Bunion was such a pile of shit.
Anonymous No.214237225
He's alive, since you cannot wake up dead
Anonymous No.214237236 >>214237466 >>214237724 >>214237866
>>214237181
Glass Onion
>Budget $40 million
>Box office $15 million

Shit, why DID they make another one? Do they really think they can get people to like Detective Asspirate?
Anonymous No.214237249 >>214237262
Jeremy Renner dies
Anonymous No.214237262
>>214237249
The Audience dies
Anonymous No.214237294 >>214237327 >>214237757
The first one is fun, and the mystery is cool and a good twist
It's approved by all detectivefags.
The second one is a snoozfest with terrible characters and the mistery is ass, the twist is retarded and the whole thing made no sense
I remember NOTHING about the third one, it's that bad and uneventful.
Anonymous No.214237327 >>214237427 >>214237439 >>214237589
>>214237294
Isn’t this going to be the third one?
Anonymous No.214237427
>>214237327
The 3rd one was so bad, it disappeared for our timeline.
Anonymous No.214237439 >>214237655
>>214237327
Exactly.
No, this is the fourth one.
Anonymous No.214237466
>>214237236
it was direct to netflix movie, theater run was a sham
Anonymous No.214237488
unironically yes, I like Glass Onion and I like both seasons of Poker Face, not a big fan of knives out
Anonymous No.214237538 >>214237610
>>214236965 (OP)
Garbage movies. Both modern Sherlock series , Sherlock (BBC One, 2010–2017) and Elementary (CBS, 2012–2019), are better. Even the Supernatural episode “Ask Jeeves” (Season 10, Episode 6) is better. Even CSI series are better
Anonymous No.214237589
>>214237327
>In January 2023, Johnson stated that a suggestion from fans to create a Benoit Blanc mystery film with The Muppets as the supporting cast had inspired him. The writer/director said that he seriously considered this an option, but ultimately decided that it would be impossible to properly balance both IPs
Imagine, Rian Johnson doing The Muppets just like he did Star Wars
Anonymous No.214237610 >>214237723 >>214238218
>>214237538
Elementary is good, Sherlock is absolute garbage. Worst adaptation of those books I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.214237655
>>214237439
what's the third one?
Anonymous No.214237681 >>214237768 >>214237783 >>214239739
>>214236965 (OP)
I like how they made Daniel Craig gay in the second one for no reason in what was obviously a scene added at the last minute that didn't connect to anything and is never referenced.
Anonymous No.214237702
>>214236965 (OP)
>Craig went from one shit franchise to another
What a waste
Anonymous No.214237723 >>214237751 >>214238661
>>214237610
I'm a sherlock holmes book fan and I like the bbc one, and I hate elementary.
Because I already know the stories, my enjoyment comes from dynamics and portrayal.
Jonny Miller comes off as weak-willed and beta as fuck and Liu is a slut, it's too zoomie for me.
Meanwhile Cumberbatch has insane charisma and Martin Freeman is a great audience stand-in (watson's main purpose)
Anonymous No.214237724 >>214237878
>>214237236
>Netflix movie makes theatre money
So... pure profit for them?
Anonymous No.214237751 >>214237779
>>214237723
>Cumberbatch has insane charisma
Anonymous No.214237757
>>214237294
i cant believe how badly he dropped the ball with glass onion. i could have forgiven the shoddier plot if the characters werent so terrible. i can remember funny moments from every knives out character and not a single one from the onions characters.
Anonymous No.214237768 >>214237894
>>214237681
Craig insisted on it for some reason, word is he wanted a full blown gay sex scene but they didn’t have the time or budget for it
Anonymous No.214237779
>>214237751
Yes, the same charisma that makes him
You know
Act on movies, carrying them out on face alone
Anonymous No.214237783
>>214237681
>Our homo detective is gonna be an iconic character!!!!
Anonymous No.214237784
>>214236965 (OP)
The priest is gay and will have gay sex!!!!! Hahahhaa!
Anonymous No.214237832 >>214237861 >>214237922
>>214236965 (OP)
> they're doing another one
All /pol/shittery aside, this might be one of the worst "mystery" movies I've ever seen.
Why in the fuck would you even call it or consider it a "whodunit" when its almost 99% clear who did it to begin with and the movie is just
> lel look at all those quirky retards all of them hated each other and all of them had a reason to do it thats how we pad the 90 min duration of the movie even though we already told you who the killer was
This is the most retarded shit I've ever seen and people praised it like the second coming of jesus
I hate the industry and I hate the modern audience
Anonymous No.214237861 >>214237994
>>214237832
You legitimately don't know who did it on the first one tho
Anonymous No.214237864 >>214237918 >>214238386 >>214238408
>Cailee Spaeny isn’t just excited for audiences to unravel the mystery at the heart of Wake Up Dead Man—she’s eager for them to catch the quiet jabs layered beneath the surface. “It’s a fun ride, but Rian [Johnson] doesn’t shy away from threading in commentary,” she says. “There are these sharp, almost surgical digs at the kind of ideology that thrives on control, fear, and blind loyalty. It’s not overt, but it’s there—and it stings, if you’re listening.
Anonymous No.214237866 >>214237937
>>214237236
It was on Netflix day 1 so the proper metric would be how much Netflix paid plus how many reproductions it had.
I'm glad they're making another one but I'm worried Daniel Craig is overrated, taking most of the salary budget and not allowing for a better overall cast without sinking the whole budget
Anonymous No.214237878
>>214237724
I don't think that's what that means
Anonymous No.214237894
>>214237768
>for some reason,
Anonymous No.214237918
>>214237864
in other words, it's preachy as all fuck, oh, and there's a murder in there somewhere.
Anonymous No.214237922 >>214237994 >>214238471
>>214237832
>Why in the fuck would you even call it or consider it a "whodunit" when its almost 99% clear who did it to begin with
In Knives Out that is a misdirect though and the killer isn't actually the person the movie says it is.
Anonymous No.214237937
>>214237866
how many reproductions did it have?
Anonymous No.214237994 >>214238041 >>214238060
>>214237861
>>214237922
I'll say, anonsfrens
I never saw Knives Out. I saw Onions because I was with family and my cousin wanted to see it.
I hated it so fucking much I could not bear the thought of watching Knives. Maybe it is good and you are right, but Onions made me hate this shit so much I wouldnt see another of these movies even if it meant having my dick sucked by a big titty goth
Anonymous No.214238010 >>214239633
>>214236965 (OP)
The cop is the killer
Anonymous No.214238022
>>214236965 (OP)
i like this series, it's comfy. yeah i remember the first a lot more than the second because i rewatched the first many times and only saw the second once.
Anonymous No.214238041
>>214237994
knives has a much better script and much much better actors, and the tone is comfier.
Anonymous No.214238060
>>214237994
You should watch it to wash the bad taste alone.
It's not a masterpiece, but it's miles ahead in difference and you'll appreciate the hate even more.
The characters are better, the twist is better, the mistery is better, Ana de Armas is cute.
Even Craig's character seems to be different, it's a lot less faggy and cartoony, it's almost like a completely different movie
Anonymous No.214238108 >>214238185
>>214236965 (OP)
>Knives Out mystery
Nothing annoys me more than this being referred to as a mystery.
Insufferable and rude son is obviously the villian... so surely he cant be. Its a classic red herring ive read agatha christie i know how it works... oh it was him all along.
Plus the nurse who is paid to look after the grandfather... looks after the grandfather. Wow shes so much better than his family.
Anonymous No.214238185 >>214238299
>>214238108
It's just like that Menu movie Rian shat out. Its all about rich elites tut tuting at other rich elites to make themselves feel better. It's like when progressive white people complain about white people. You know deep down, that shit makes them believe they're the "good ones"
Anonymous No.214238218
>>214237610
Sherlock is not good series, but it's better product than the knives out franchise
Anonymous No.214238243 >>214238309
>>214236965 (OP)
Ah yes, the Christian church in the background. What vile Hollywood Bolshevik venom can I expect this time?
Anonymous No.214238270 >>214238304
Write in a secret twin again, Rian!
Anonymous No.214238299
>>214238185
>rich elites being cunts
>not heavy handed ans subtle as a brick
>murder mystery
Why dont people watch gosford park
Anonymous No.214238302
there is no mystery because the white guy is always the villain
Anonymous No.214238304 >>214238368 >>214238395
>>214238270
you should check out his show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKpRvj43ZOI
Anonymous No.214238309 >>214238363
>>214238243
LoL. Do you even adhere to the Fourth Commandment? Doubt you know it without googling.
Anonymous No.214238363
>>214238309
I'm not religious. I despise the anti Christian filth that Hollywood pushes
Anonymous No.214238368
>>214238304
why are modern writers obsessed with black woman twins as a shitty plot device?
Anonymous No.214238386
>>214237864
what a dumb bitch LOL
Anonymous No.214238395
>>214238304
natasha lyone is evil. she's living cancver
Anonymous No.214238408
>>214237864
The priest did it, we know it.
Anonymous No.214238471
>>214237922
>In Knives Out that is a misdirect though and the killer isn't actually the person the movie says it is.
I guessed that the killer was Chris Evans when I saw the first trailer.
Anonymous No.214238493 >>214238588
>>214237181
Kate Hudson in a bikini and Janelle being a sassperilla doll is worth it.
Anonymous No.214238509
>Our killer clearly has penis-envy. I suspect it has something to do with these sexualised images of a snow plow. What a strange fetish this person has...
Anonymous No.214238534 >>214239633
>>214236965 (OP)
Okay, so let's go through the hierarchy of Hollywood villains which Rian Johnson rigidly follows.
>rich White man
>young, handsome White asshole
>rich White woman
>White authority figure
>poor White racist
Of course, you can do mix and match with these, but who among the cast has most of the traits?
>White priest
>White female cop
I'd say the killer is one of those.
Anonymous No.214238588
>>214238493
no, it really wasn't.
and fuck Janelle, she's a typical moron.
Anonymous No.214238616
>Cailee Spaeny
Gee I wonder who the murderer is?
Anonymous No.214238661 >>214238687
>>214237723
>Cumberbatch has insane charisma
Why are you ghey
>Martin Freeman is a great
Actor, but he clearly hates Coomberbait and it gets worse

Only gay and women enjoy Sherlock because like you said it's about the dynamic and simping for the actors. The scripts are abysmal and the way they portray Sherlock as some autistic/savant/functional psychopath is pure garbage.
Anonymous No.214238687 >>214238773
>>214238661
>the way they portray Sherlock as some autistic/savant/functional psychopath is pure garbage.
Garbage for you, but I love it
Anonymous No.214238773 >>214238940
>>214238687
Well, I hate it, but if you are happy then I'm happy for you anon.
Anonymous No.214238940
>>214238773
Yeah, I already have Jeremy Brett as the most alpha and coolest sherlock that can never be topped.
I don't need a replacement, so I rather enjoy a different take on the character
I also enjoyed RDJ's one
It's like trying to get a new Lord of The Rings
You'll have more joy with a purposefully different retelling
Anonymous No.214239633
>>214238010
>>214238534
The cop is a female specifically so she can’t be the killer, retards.
It’s the progressive stack. Yes, they think cops bad and they think white people bad, but the assumption is that a bad white cop would be a man, so they move the character down 1 stage on the progressive stack to avoid that association

>white men
>white women
>brown men
>brown women
>gays - which are then subdivided by sex and race as above
>trannies - which are then subdivided by sex and race as above
Disability fits in the stack somewhere but it’s extremely complex and depends on the level of disability and your sex and race. A straight white man with a severe disability would still be higher on the stack than a mildly disabled gay black woman for example.
Then add in professions as appropriate

White male priests are much more suitable killers in the leftist mind than white female cops
Anonymous No.214239739 >>214239813
>>214237681
Did the movie even explicity say they were gay? If you didn't read interviews, you would have just thought they were freinds or something
Anonymous No.214239813 >>214239829
>>214239739
>If you didn't read interviews, you would have just thought they were freinds or something
That's a good point, everybody is a little weird in those movies, so it feels like two guys sharing a place like Hugh Grant/Rhys Ifans in Nothing Hill.
Anonymous No.214239818
NO NO REALLY, NIVES OUT WAS SO GOOD, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE KILLER WAS!

Wasn't the killer the jerk ass chris evans which everyone suspected from the beginning?
Anonymous No.214239829
>>214239813
its cooooooded
Anonymous No.214239854
the twist for this one is that the killer is global warming.
Anonymous No.214239951 >>214240003
>Subverts your expectations by revealing that your funny, cool detective is a giant flaming homo

Fuck this. That was the exact moment I realized Matt Johnson can't help but ruin his own series. Can't just have a fun character, you have to fuck it up.

>>214236965 (OP)
New one looks like it's set in a church or something with more than one priest character. You just know it'll have atheist snark comedy, and the twist will be that all the priests worked together to commit the crime.
Anonymous No.214239975
>>214236965 (OP)
i liked the series until they made daniel craig canonically gay
Anonymous No.214240003
>>214239951
Don't people to this day insist that daniel craig is one of the gayest actors of the generation?

What fucking expectations were subverted for you?

And like I said above, they literally just had a man in the same apartment, they weren't making out
Anonymous No.214240014
>>214236965 (OP)
It's the lady in the hat. She did it out of hat envy.
>>214237094
>>214237112
Umineko?