Thread 214238592

You don't put ketchup on a hotdog.

>>214238592 (OP)
you know i wouldnt take that from some faggot who worships sushi. i would wait outside next to his fagmobile and crack him over the head with a bottle and tell him that the roads dont like his fagmobile on the road and that hes insulting the great asphalt artists

>>214238592 (OP)
>it's already precisely sauced with stale hot dog water

>>214238592 (OP)
Nah, you and me are in the shoving it up our asses and then eat it club so we're not little kids and are better than other people on an anonymous image board about fucking movies and not food

>>214238592 (OP)
I do what i want.

>>214238648
>>214238706
>>214238756
In the name of Bourdain you people will be smited

>>214238835
Bourdain isn't here nigga

>>214238926
He's here in our hearts.

>>214238592 (OP)
Based anons. Fuck this pretencious faggot.

>>214238592 (OP)
ello yes id like one (1) sushui please

>>214238926
He lives in me, bitch
*gives you a deepfryer swirlie

Is there anything you would put ketchup on that wouldnt be bettter with chili instead?

I made microwaveable mashed potatoes using hotdog water to save time. It was not worth it.

>>214239186
it sounds like an alright idea on paper... but yeah I can see that

>>214238592 (OP)
on one hand, i appreciate their autistic dedication
on the other hand, it's probably only 10-15% better than the rest

>>214238926
>third worlder standing over a bubbling vat of ingredients
>"in our culture, we are having a concept of comida and familia"
>bourdain: "woahh"
>he continues tying a noose

>>214238648
This, the finance bros were in the right here.
>B…but you’re ruining his artistry! He had to train for 10 years!
It takes 10 years to learn how to put some raw fish and shit on a pile of rice? He must be pretty retarded if it took him that long.
And if I want some more sauce, I’m adding more sauce. Who cares what Takeshi thinks

>>214238592 (OP)
Yes you do.

>>214239224
You are not allowed within a 100 mile radius of the city of Chicago.

>>214239259
Thank.
God.

>>214238592 (OP)
>Cleanse the what now? The palate? No ginger on fish? Heh, I'll do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN!
>h-hey guy he's an a-artist, a-a-a-and
>SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Heh, I'm only messin' with ya. I love Japan. KONNICHIWA, DUDE!
>y-y-y-ou're such a fucking c-c-c-c-CHUD!!
>*PUNCH*
>the weeb goes down like a sack of bricks. The chef has a sigh of relief for being rid of the weeaboo, for now. A nearby Asian girl gets sopping wet over the sight of Chad dominating
>Ooooh, Mr. Miyagi over here, I thought ya knew karate, how come ya didn't block that? Heheh...
>*the Chad picks up the weeb's wallet*
>Hey whatta we got here? Twenty bucks? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. Rockefeller! Hahaha! Hey, keep the change. Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN. SAYONARA, DUDE!
https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi

>>214239259
Good?

>>214238592 (OP)
but i do and on eggs. i also put hot sauce on steak.

>>214239217
>It takes 10 years to learn how to put some raw fish and shit on a pile of rice? He must be pretty retarded if it took him that long.
That is just Japanese cultural baggage. They have a severe over-reverence to the elderly and older craftsmen, so they have to justify that reverence somehow.
https://youtu.be/k4URGc_3FrE?si=PtWtwLme9K6XdE2q
https://youtu.be/LNWCAbUtGf4?si=DTDCRyoZUnxskb4_
These videos watched back to back are hilarious.
>Japanese chefs insist that butchering an eel is extremely difficult, and only a master of decades is allowed to do it.
>American guy taught himself to butcher eels in a couple of months.

>>214239366
This is a really good sauce. Love it on popcorn and cheese its

>>214239372
And yet the American will never be seen as a master. Interesting.

>>214239398
Gets paid the same, and produces the same product.

>>214238592 (OP)
I'm so tired of Japanwank. Literally they do not give a shit. The Japanese do the same shit that you're "not supposed to do"

>>214239259
Maybe the reason so many people get shot in chicago is because they aren't eating hotdogs with ketchup?

>>214239217
No it took him ten years to master the tamago (TL note: Tamago means egg.)

>>214239421
If all you care about is money, suck dick on a street corner or something. One is doing art, the other can be replaced by a robot

>>214239372
When it comes to eating raw fish I want it done by some autistic guy whose trained for 40 years not some hack who taught himself in his backyard.

>>214239366
>>214239385
Thirdie

>>214239217
The Japanese have never heard of diminishing returns

>>214239442
My bad, I don’t speak Chinese, but that’s even worse. I was cooking eggs when I was 8, and I had that shit figured out.

>>214239496
From what I understand it’s a form of hazing. They force the new apprentice to do meaningless shit for years in order to test his loyalty and profit from his labor with the promise that he will someday learn how to master the artform.

>>214238592 (OP)
>wow, okay, chill out. thanks for the advice I didn't know
>*dunk another piece in onions sauce*
>mr miyagi

>>214239536
Jesus. Imagine what welding school in Japan is like.

>>214239584
They've done it for so long and there's such a delay in training that they beg foreign welders to come and do the actual work while the Japanese engage in navel gazing ceremonies

>>214239422
Wopaboos and wops are like this too. I used to work on a bar staff at a fancy hotel and the chefs served their risotto in a very, very shallow bowl. It was a plate more than a bowl. On one of the days they weren't around, I saw the annoying, ugly wops absolutely seething that the risotto was served in this extremely shallow 'bowl' rather than a straight up plate. I've only ever liked or hated a wop, never been an inbetween.

Surely people don't actually eat the ginger with the fishies?

>>214239761
It's to clear the palate between pieces.

>>214238592 (OP)
If I was in that restauraunt with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of tamari in that 5 star bar and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to eat somewhere fresh, don't worry.'

>>214239422
It’s funny watching weeb youtubers making autistic videos like “10 things NOT to do in Japan” meanwhile Japanese people do those fucking things all the time. It’s just dorky white guys upset that they’ll never be accepted as one of them

>>214239442
imagine needing 10 years to learn how to cook an egg. I thought japs we’re supposed to be smart

>>214239461
sushi is like 99% about precise cuts which a robot could absolutely be programmed to do

imagine being this upset when the chef didn’t seem to give two shits

>>214238592 (OP)
No, you use tomato SAUCE. Ketchup has way too much sugar added, in the typical American fashion. Completely fucks the flavour profile.

>>214239372
This. It's Jap nepotism and obsession with seniority so the talented young trainee have to waste years just to level up his ranking in the kitchen from a bus boy to a dishwasher.

>>214239217
Why are his teeth not literally falling out? They look deteriorated enough that they wouldn't stay in his gums, especially if he bit something. so what's going on?

>>214240136
>be American
>have to actually pay extra for the ketchup that isn’t loaded with corn syrup and oil
our “food” is insane when you really start to pay attention. RFK might be a fucking looney but clearly something isn’t right here

>>214238592 (OP)
I put ketchup on my hotdog and nothing else

>>214240143
they treat real life like a videogame where you need to spend an arbitrary amount of time to level up

>>214240198
>one hotdog and fries, hold the ketchup, and a coke, and extra ketchup and salt

>>214239789
works even better if you shove the ging up you're bum

How pissed do you think they get when I ask them to make me a chicken tempura roll LMAO

>>214240292
for me it’s ordering a chicken teriyaki roll even if it’s not on the menu and then dousing it in onions sauce and wasabi

>>214240136
I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks about ketchup.
BUT, mustard and/or mayo are much better on sausage/hotdogs. It's just true. Mayo is also much better than ketchup for burgers. Ketchup is for fries, little else.

>>214238592 (OP)
my mouth, my rules

also, if you've ever travelled to japan you'll immediately learn that they bastardize and modify all sorts of non-japanese foods.

>>214238592 (OP)
I bet none of you faggots even paid attention to the fact that two of the yuppies are obviously non-white and the one on the cell probably jewish, making his outburst 100% true and valid.

>>214240366
>they bastardize and modify all sorts of non-japanese foods
like what? i know they fuck up pizza by putting corn and other garbage on it.

>>214240208
That's better than the American system where you just never go anywhere.

>>214240384
>whining about fishies
Cringe.
>whining about holohoax
Based.

>>214240465
it sounds nice on paper but in reality your kissing your bosses ass, forced overtime, forced after work “drinking parties” for 20 years to make like 38k annually

>>214238592 (OP)
Meh, racism could've done it

>being this angry about Chinese food
Do richers REALLY?