Thread 214238704

What am I in for?

>>214238704 (OP)
dumb alien eyeball

>>214238913
why is he so slow

>>214238860
It hid very well waiting for the right moment, it distracted the scientist lady so the bugs could escape, and it either called the alien or was trying to warn morrow about the alien, but yes so far its mostly just been watching

>>214238923
it has a knack for dramatic entrances

Is pretty mid. Shocked is the most streamed show right now even with Wednesday season 2 out

>>214238704 (OP)
A boring ass show with the occasional xeno cameo for like 5 seconds an episode.

>put specimens in a jar that can be opened by the specimen from the inside
so fucking stupid that a jar like that even exists anywhere, even if it contained a harmless plant from earth
how goddamn convenient that the deadly alien specimens were put in the worst container design ever and handled by an incompetent scientist
at least put a fucking airlock in the jar! but that would make the whole episode impossible so no can do

>>214239075
She was supposed to use screw-on lids, the doctor tells her she forgot and she goes "no I didn't" like any other DEI hire.

>>214238913
>mfw watching this stupid show

>>214238913
I really want to be charitable towards this show because of how much I like Alien franchise, but the puppet and costume stuff for the xenomorph doesn't work. They should have done full CGI instead of combining all three.

>>214238704 (OP)
we contain common colds better than this show contains dangerous parastic aliens they dont want to escape.

the claim that yea but snakes escape? And? Snakes arent poorly made parasites and a poorly executed xenomorph by hawley

he's breaking lore tried to make AVP cannon with his show his lore is all over the place

the people who defend this shows shitty writing get all their info off chat gpt and goyslop YouTubers and they still get shit wrong somehow

>No they aren't.
If a piece contradicts the original stuff, then it doesnt' count, and neither the author nor the owner have a saying in this. The original peiece has the last word.
Btw Ridley didn't do shit. All he did was that non canon prequelshit.

is what the two marketing jeets friend that he has post on his days off when ekko isn't working and the other jeeta is sleeping

>ridley has never contradicted his own lore, this shit show does though. They'd never point out their bullshit claim with backed up info because I'd disprove it like every other shitty thing these jeets can come up with

fuck you markteting shills you've made me hate this shitty show more than I would originally

your little what Stan that posts on your days off mysteriously can go kill himself

>>214238704 (OP)
I know this isn't an Indian thread, made by someone wanting to see the show but my point still stands. If they have to do astroturfing for this show its obviously shit

this show is one of those shows where the writing is so bad I start yelling at the screen because nothing makes sense
>guy gets attacked by a xeno
>next scene he's just walking around chill as fuck
WHAT
WHY NOT TELL HER YOU GOT ATTACKED BY A FUCKING ALIEN?
BE WORREID? SCARED?
DIRECTOR? WRITER? HELLO?
WHY ARE CHILDREN IN ROBOT SUITS SENT TO A CRASH SITE
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING ITS SO FUCKING DUMB IT MAKES ME ANGRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>214239392
and the worst thing is the writers are definitely jerking themselves off with how clever they are
>get it neverland get it because the children were put in the bodies haha get it it's like the lost boys from peter pan haha get it get get IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>214238925
actually it was trying to warn the science lady.. they're trying to make the shiity eyeball sympathetic..

also somehow it can bite hard enough to hurt a xeno without breaking skin when stealing a body but a box cutter will cut a xeno the lore is all over the place they don't know their own xeno

the alien parasite wouldn't even fool a dog it wouldn't exist on it's own planet on the top of the food chain with how retarded it is.. all our parasites are tiny so they can get into tiny things and then birds ect eat and poop them out to get into other tiny things

but it being big would fool animals with half a brain.. our animals will avoid other animals with rabies.. they'd pick up on an invasive eyeball monster on their own planet pretty quick

it's like the bloodbug monster the way it functions makes no sense for it's survival.. and atleast for the blood bug it literally shouldn't be able to breathe our air

this show is middle of the road goyslop that disappoints a real fan

it's Romulus it's OK on a good day and breaks lore on a bad one but it's still based off ridley Scott franchise so it gets views

>>214238913
>nigga moonwalkin
the penis imagery in Romulus was cooler

Why is there a rapist onboard? Who would hire him?

>>214239516
someone has to do it

>>214239516
if he's synthetic it's just another example of Hawley not understanding lore

>>214239516
He was a double-Y boy on his way back to Earth after serving a sentence on Fury 161 penal colony. He was ready to get back into society and start raping again.

it's good

>>214238704 (OP)
Boredom. Slowest Alien since 3 and nothing to show for it.

>>214239534
Why would a robot act like a pervert? Even ChatGPT gets reprogrammed for acting weird towards users. They're a hundred years past us.

>>214238704 (OP)
a real time catastrophy happening right in front of your very eyes
at first it looks solid, but it turns stupid quite rapidly and it gets dumber and dumber and when you thought it couldn't get dumber they prove you wrong.
I can't wait to learn how they managed to fuck things up so bad

>>214239617
The crew is dumber than nails. I can't believe they are supposed to be more advanced than us.

>>214238704 (OP)
Wokeness. No white men allowed.

>>214239653
>chatbot
>tries to fuck you
Literally what it was made for. It's not a bug it's a feature

>>214239720
Thanks for heads up fren, not gonna even bother.

>>214238704 (OP)
Something mediocre but not outright terrible.
Watch it for Kirsch and Marrow

>>214239677
except every episode has been better then the last

Everyone disregards safety protocols. There are no contamination alarms. There is no AI security looking after the specimens. The lab tech lady is a complete retard that eats next to unknown species while physically interacting with them with safety suits or protection by herself.

>>214238704 (OP)
Adult actors and actresses pretending to be literal children, which will never not be cringe and annoying. The only good episode was this most recent one where these children in adult synth bodies aren't in the episode at all.

>>214239689
It's really weird because I think they were really trying to emulate the Nostromo crew and how they just felt like regular Joe's, except the Nostromo crew were literally space truckers and these guys are supposed to be the crew for a super secret 65 year long black site mission into deep space. Nothing about them should be schlubby.

Uhhhh clearly Weyland-Yutani doesn't send their best, who else would volunteer for 65 year missions. Just turn your brain off so the movie can happen bro. Stop nitpicking and let people enjoy things. I freaking POGGED when the real, practical effects xenomorph costume showed up. And the eyeball alien is a HECKIN cutieboi chungus!

>>214238704 (OP)
shitkino

>>214238704 (OP)
He looks too retarded to take seriously as the type of capable protag they want him to be

>>214239991
Why is he so fat when he's half robot?

>>214239887
I don't even understand how this idea of "what if we had literal children fighting xenos" got off the ground
Why is that the story being told. They could do anything and they choose do this child robot story in this? why?
Trannies are involved, I am sure of it

>>214240006
dermal plating

>>214239075
Lazy writing. Feels like AI wrote it.

>>214240015
All they had to do was a fucking creepy alien story, but they went down the insanely derivative "Are robots people too?" angle that has been done ad nauseum for the last century

>>214240015
It should have been a team of 12 adult robot security officers. Synth they are primitive pre-alien they each would glitch in a different way when stressed by the assignment.

Episode 5 was really fucking stupid. Why would the apprentice ever get hired if he was so comically fucking stupid. It doesnt make any sense. They kept hammering down how fucking dumb he was even though he was hired for a deep space mission
>is an apprentice but doesnt know what an apprentice is
Thats not even realistic stupidity. It's just stupid fucking writing and extremely irritating. Its all so tiresome. Also
>hey that thing that wrapped around that guy's face has acid for blood that we didnt know about. Oh well, lets continue to handle these foreign species without any safety gear. Oh shit these bugs emitted toxic fumes whoopsie now we're dead lol
Also
>DEY HERE
bitch not sticking to protocol with putting the appropriate lid on the container with the 2 bugs in it
Fucking dumb

>>214240157
actually it's a spaceship that crashed into the middle of a city which should result in an even larger-than-911 response where all possible firefighters, police, etc get involved in the recovery but for some reason they sent in... literal children...?

but of course it's part of the "corporate conspiracy" and they have the power to lock it all down or whatever, corpos bad
it's so fucking tedious and stupid holy shit

>>214240015
im guessing it was a script some troon had already written and it was adapted/modified to fit Alien
kinda like Halo

>>214240218
muh evil corpo that gets to break USA laws when they are going off lore from comics that very thing.. governments still have more power ACCORDINF TO THE LORE THEYRE GOING OFF OF

if they had just stuck to the source material a lot of their problems would go down the drain

but Hawley is a fuckig hack

>>214240290
>corporation locks down a spaceship crashing in a city and prevents anyone from helping at all so they can secure the stuff inside
ignoring how fucking dumb and impossible this is, it's just not interesting. It's a stupid pointless idea that adds nothing. it's just really dumb and it really bothers me.

>>214238913
>AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEE! A NIGGER!

>>214240209
bitch was literally eating a sandwich across from plates of gore

the maginot reminds me of the advertisement airship in blade runner

>>214238704 (OP)
The actors being told to act like children, and them ending up acting like bratty 3-4 year olds as a result (when they are supposed to be older), is incredibly fucking cringeworthy to see. I cannot stand the jeet, or any of them really.

>>214239075
>shatters when dropped on the floor like some bottle of wine
lol

>>214240209
>Why would the apprentice ever get hired if he was so comically fucking stupid. It doesnt make any sense. They kept hammering down how fucking dumb he was even though he was hired for a deep space mission
I derived satisfaction from this comically retarded faggot suffer and die

>the ticks didn't turn the apprentice into a giant humanoid tick man that sucks blood from victims
stopped watching right there

The fucking ticks killed more people in the Maginot than the Xenomorph did lmao

>>214238704 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF7vWPGnEyY

>>214240573
Mosquitos kill more people than any other animal by a huge margin.

>>214238704 (OP)

I've been watching it all as a fan of the movies and it's very well made and acted, but something about it just sucks. Even the transitions to some of my favourite songs suck.

>>214240604
And I'd never watch a film or show about mosquitos.

Niggers, browns and a flat plot.

Whether knowingly or not, this cast choice shows a degree of physiogmypilling. They casted something who looks so disgusting and vile to reflect what Kavalier is as a person

>>214238913
Powerfull Phallic Symbolism right there!

>>214240684

He looks like he belongs in Coldplay

Can someone post a picture of the black bitch doing a DEY HERE face please

>>214238704 (OP)
Tried to watch this shit, but its painfully obvious its some chicks short story project and they slapped the Alien tag on it to trick people. FUCK THIS SHIT.

So what was the fucking point of Morrow distrusting the crew, and us seeing them all interact in suspicious ways, if not only all of that didn't matter in the end because the answer was recorded in the logs, but it also turned out to be a fag we haven't even seen yet. For what purpose?

>>214240745

Don't be stupid, stupid.

>>214240684
Gollum

>>214238704 (OP)
But this time... ALIENS... comes across a familiar wu~~urld

>>214240604
Your loss. Giant mosquitos are kino

>>214238704 (OP)
I was more positive about it until this last episode. All the Alien stuff has been to some degree disappointing. But they had some pretty interesting characters and concepts, I thought, but the this last episode was so so bad. Were it seemed that there was potential and maybe things could get better, it's kind of killed my hope.

This show was written by ChatGPT. Even if I don't have any proof, it's guaranteed to be true.

>>214240827

I feel your truth deeply.

Futuristic giga-gooner.

>>214240684
Why did they hire so many dysgenic actors?

>>214239516
He's harmless since they took his rape googles away.

>>214240684
Average British phenotype.

>>214241031
Its the future

There's no way the Prodigy recovery got all the ticks in the crash site right? They're 100% roaming free in the city

>>214241260
They got the 2 in the jar and the babies got gassed in the medbay

>WY sends out a ship's crew to collect specifically dangerous, invasive and parasitic alien species
>they have 2+ security officers (with the chief security officer being a half-mechanized warnigger and decently competent), an autistic retard and probably a bit more fodder given the number of empty cryopods on the ship, while the rest of the crew are researchers and essential ship personnel
every fucking AVP game, the first AVP movie and even the dumb as sin Alien: Resurrection had a considerable military presence in the colonies/stations/expeditions Weyland(-Yutani) organized or founded, so why in the everliving FUCK would they send a crew mostly consisting of civilians with at best a handful of security officers to collect not one, not two, but at least six different kinds of highly dangerous murderrape alien species???????
>oh but the crew is expendable lalala
The fact they were fucking sabotaged by another company (that can be easily related to the lack of security personnel) and WY freaking out obviously means they still expected the ship and its cargo to return to Earth intact, something that can only happen if the crew is alive

holy fuck im mad at how dumb this show is

>>214240721
My fucking sides … true

>>214239534
>if he's synthetic
I don't think he is

>>214240748
>but it also turned out to be a fag we haven't even seen yet
He was there in ep1 and even volunteered to fix the corrupted communication logs. He's also the guy that gives exposition on Prodigy/Kavalier.

>>214241364
They were still moving and crawling around after the gassing though

>>214239720
kino if they all get murdered while i root for the alien

>>214238913
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLING

>>214238913
Why isn't the text mirrored when it's projected onto his face?

>>214239516
the show's subtext is implying that these are the only people dumb enough to take the job but completely botches it in execution

>>214241466
My bad, i just remembered they crawled all over the security zoomer

>>214241260
ChatGPT forgot about the ticks by the time the writers got to the city part.

>the year 2125
>ship's AI or any sort of automated defense system doesn't warn crew of a containment failure with eyeball monster's jar not being locked properly despite detecting it
>the receptable for storing extremely dangerous alien lifeforms shatters like shitty glass from a small impact

>>214239516
What kind of people sign up for a 65 year journey for a quarter of a share? Everyone you know is going to either be dead or geriatric when you get back and you'll be out of place like an octogenarian trying to understand zoomers. You're going to get burnouts, idiots like the apprentice, autists like Tengo, backstabbers like Petrovitch, and other weirdos. Morrow only went because of his life-debt to Yutani.

>>214241673
you're rich who the fuck cares what zoomers think?

>>214241739
the Indian marketer had to include that because it's the last thing he has left he's tired of being mocked for being Indian and having his threads shut down

>>214241364
Medbay had wooden doors

>>214241673
>What kind of people sign up for a 65 year journey for a quarter of a share?
>WY knew about the alien for decades
>When Alien rolls around, they send one basic bitch android that falls apart with a whack from a PVC pipe
kek nice continuity Hawley, you fucking hack

Did the specimens want to get captured? I don't see how this crew could have managed to get any of the non egg ones without everyone dying

>>214238704 (OP)
Midwits, it's basically polished scifi slop. That's ok tho since tv has gotten so bad that a show like this is one of the few watchable things on the air. The show isn't great but it could have been a lot worse and at least it has some kino moments.

why did the hanging plant alien end up chilling in the hallway ceiling after the crash? did it just go there quietly at some point or did it get out after the crash and plop itself on the hallway ceiling, waiting to be found?

>>214241819
Hawley wishes he was a good enough writer to have works that insist upon themselves, instead his writing just comes off like he thinks that's already the case

he's a nepo baby

The writing is so so bad.

~Cavalier boy of ~prodigy openly and personally communicating
with the chief engineer to crash the ship of dangerous aliens into his city.
The chief engineer who they did not wake up to help after fire and fuel/nav issues. Yo ya let him sleep.

Female jogger. Why is she working alone without protective gear , eating and drinking in the lab?
Why do lab work at all if the ship is such a critical condition?
The writing is terrible. all she has to do is drop one of those awkward glass jars accidentally an the whole ship is lost.

The ship was same med-bays and supercomputer as Nostromo from Alien despite being built 65 YEARS beforehand and being a completely different type of ship in scale and function.

I could go on and on

>>214241769
lol that was very funny

>>214241901
the CDC is more cautious with strains of the common cold

it really is so bad you can go on and on

>>214241901

I personally love how some drunken russian guy on the ship sabotaged the ship (multiple times) to precisely take into account the velocity, distance and Earth's rotation so the ship (now unable to be piloted at all) crashes exactly in Prodigy's main city.

>>214241739
If you leave on a ship at 25 and come back 65 years later are you going to try to rizz up grannies?
>>214241769
Would you like the show if it had legendary Canadian actress Sarah Gadon?

>>214241901
yuyeah yeah but dude here's the thing *starts playing boomer rock* you member? i member
*references a memberberry from alien (1979) i member *blade runner reference* oh yeah i member!

>>214241901
>Entire crew of DEI hires goes to complete shit
The writing was spot on

>>214241944
the way the ship entered earth's atmosphere was such that it would have had to be actively controlled. i thought that was the case, that it was doing a computer-controlled emergency landing that just happened to end in prodigy city. but the fact that it was a completely uncontrolled ship just crashing into earth makes it so ridiculous i can't suspend my disbelief.

>>214241948
no I'm going to use my wealth to retire in peace and comfort, I understand this is something a jeet wouldn't get

>>214242121
the space janitor even describes it as first a fucking missile then an arrow

>>214241464
Uh huh, but it was one fag who didn't show up in the entire episode up until the reveal so we didn't fucking know who he was unless you remember seeing him for a frame or two that one time. It makes no narrative sense for the saboteur to be him when we wasted so much time with all the other characters we actually got to know a little about for no real reason other than a dumb misdirection that didn't pay off at all. Petrovich was such a non-character that only existed to die it was all so pointless.

>>214241944
he is the main engineer, so that part of the story is entirely believable
he knows the ship inside out, where the cameras are, how the pods work, how to get around without using the hallways
the part where he planned to land the ship in a prodigy city should take some huge computing power tho, timing that is insane work

>>214242184
didn't you have enough of being btfo in your own thread?

>>214242186
boy genius sent him the plan, he just carried it out, watch the conversation between them again

me 3 episodes into this trainwreck

>>214241673
I'd do it if I had not much to lose (shit job, shit environment). It would also have the benefit of skipping decades of stalling technology so you can see the wonders of tomorrow from one day to another. Like traveling to the future not just for free, but being paid.

>>214242184
And then at the end Petrovich got weirdly ideological about it.

Wasn't he in it for the $$$ at the start? But then he gets shanked by CyberShaft and he starts giving a speech like 'they are loose it is too late for your kind hu-man'.

>>214242260
my bad then, wouldve believed him calculating that himself too though

>>214241847
the fag mechanic said they lost a lot of people getting them or something. would've been nice to see that instead of us just being told, but alas

>>214242286
>Wasn't he in it for the $$$ at the start? But then he gets shanked by CyberShaft and he starts giving a speech like 'they are loose it is too late for your kind hu-man'.

if i was invested in defending and shilling this show I would assume Kavalier/Prodigy profiled the crew members and picked the dude most likely to betray the rest of the crew, which can be both them being greedy cunts and ideologically inclined

>>214242228
The fuck are you talking about, you dumb nigger.

At least we see that Morrow definitely has a type
>identify insecure young man desperate for male authority and will likely grow up gay
>turn him into your absolute lapdog
>>214239991
I liked his underwear scene with his mother-bearing hips and duck waddle to balance under them

>>214238704 (OP)
These episodes are really slow and really unusual. The premise is just weird and the way it plays out is weirder. I was hoping for more combat with xenomorphs.

>>214240015
>I don't even understand how this idea of "what if we had literal children fighting xenos" got off the ground
because of Newt in Alien you MORON

>>214240157
>It should have been a team of 12 adult robot security officers
but then it would be boring, just like you

>>214242300
the engineer says something like
>if these schematics and timing works then...
during his conversation with boy genius

>>214240209
>Episode 5 was really fucking stupid. Why would the apprentice ever get hired if he was so comically fucking stupid. It doesnt make any sense.
BECAUSE HE'S COMIC RELIEF IN A TV SHOW, YOU IDIOT OH MY GOD THE SOULLESS AUTISTS IN THESE THREADS JUST KILL YOURSELF YOU AUTOMATON

>>214239516
company policy, every mission must have a rapist

>>214242349
lol still pretending? I took screencaps btw,you are now and forever btfo

>>214242405

This is about the fifth alien movie with a team of retards bumbling around. If this is enough to amuse you then by all means enjoy it

>>214242416
Whoever the fuck you are supposed to be, know that you are a retarded little schizo nigger battling against your own schizophrenic paranoia. Kill yourself.

>>214242260
i watched it again and youre wrong, the engineer send the boy genius his plans to land the ship in his city

>>214242405
the only soulless autists are the ones defending the show or downplaying its glaringly stupid aspects with posts like yours
constantly defending slop is more of an idiot savant behavior than pointing out the retarded writing, plot, characters, premise or world building Alien: Earth is fucking teeming with

>>214240684
The actor is not disgusting and vile, he's quirky and whimsical, like Boy, but the catch is that Boy is a heartless bastard underneath that. Great character.

>>214242460
you're OP from the deleted thread, deal with it, no-one is ever going to take you seriously again

>>214242496
No nigger, /tv/ has more than the single boogeyman poster you think you are discussing with.

>>214242462
nope other way around pay more attention, its very late here but I guess I'll have to make a webm with subs or something, I'll post it later

No one mentions Black Science Lady eating a bread sandwich.

>>214242415
nobody got raped
but have you ever tried cleaning a cryopod without using spooge? it's basically impossible

>>214242523
lol ok you run with that then

>>214240684
Nigga they just cast someone who looked like Zuckerberg it's not that deep

>>214242531
fuck you cunt, get off your high horse

>>214242660
lol no you are missing the entirety of the scene, ffs watch the fucking scene

>>214242470
The only way to explain this autistic nitpicking this board if full of STEM engineer types because no normal person watched as sci-fi show and goes 'um ackchually this show sucks because the ship's landing is a 1:100000 scenario according to the laws of psyics!" IT'S A SHOW! THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT, THIS IS NOT HARD SCI-FI, IT'S A SCI-FI SLASHER FRANCHISE! Another is that these threads are teeming with racists who are coordinately running a smear campaign against the show because they hold a grudge with Disney for its casting practices.

>>214240209
to be fair, the protags in the originak Alien were basically space truckers, save for a select few, that's more or less what they're trying to emulate here, but the incompetence even the most trained crewmembers suffer from is beyond explanation... like when the doctors were going to operate on Malachite, no one bothered to put on a mask? maybe some protective suit? despite the fact that they were dealing with an unknown alien species that's clearly parasitic and able to penetrate the human body somehow? retarded as fuck

>>214242470
Save it for a video essay Timmy no one gives a fuck

>>214242743
no, youre missing the scene you dumb shit
maybe you should pay more attention

>>214242751
outed yourself again you tard, no-one cares what you think brownoid

>>214242773
Yes put MASKS on characters we just met that's a brilliant idea the audience will love it.

>>214241660
The container had a borderline kid friendly warning of not being locked in the form of a bright light that was green if locked and red if not
Mother probably assumed that if this OBVIOUS thing was as it was that the container mustve been empty
Because why would anyone not notice the bright red fucking light when using a container to house murder animals

>>214238704 (OP)
I watch for her

>>214242834
at that point they had more than enough screen time PLUS they were both very easily identifiable because of their clothing. the jeet doctor word mock military gear and the black lady wore grey overalls, retard.... not to mention that a fucking mask doesn't cover your entire face. wait, i just realized i'm being baited

>>214242855
someone post a webm of the retarded way the alien was moving behind Zahari or whatever, i swear the person in the suit thought they were playing a fucking zombie or a generic ghoulie

>>214242855
why is the xeno acting like that, there's no way the eyeshit could even do anything to it. it'd kill itself with the acid at worst.

>>214242542
Shes probably the dumbest. She has food and drink in a lab and is eating right after handling a dead rat into the tick container

>>214242286
I think he stopped caring about his own life after his girl died and getting a new body from Prodigy was wishful thinking, he didn't even know what the company was called, just wanted to hurt W-Y.

>>214242909
iv'e seen people do that in a morgue even though it's extremely prohibited

>/tv/ hates it when minorities are mary sue-level competent that borders on hyperintellect
>/tv/ hates it when minorities act like bumbling idiots that disregard rules and procedures
well, what do you want then?

>>214242869
Are you exhausted from your little tantrum yet Timmy? You should write an episode and share it with us. That should help you not be so fussy.

>>214242979
To sound smart while screeching into the void

>>214243000
hello saar I thought you thought whites were superior or are you really a self hating Indian. Are you no longer white adjacent?

>>214243000
you're a schizo, take your meds

>>214243023
holy fuck bro are you really that Indian you read that seriously

>>214238704 (OP)
lot of potential but never delivers the show

>>214242931
That was the superior view of the character, before the final scene revealed he was Ghost Dog reborn and lived by corporate bushido.

>>214241673
saar
you forgot all the young indians desperate enough to get out of the subcontinent

>>214242798
>>214242751
so the only discussion worth having of retarded shows is what, where its women are on the tits and ass and cunny meters? fucking retards lmao
>to be fair, the protags in the originak Alien were basically space truckers, save for a select few, that's more or less what they're trying to emulate here,

they were also not meant to find or deal with clearly highly dangerous and aggressive alien parasites, unlike this crew who understood the mission bar the braindead maintenance apprentice
they emulate a different premise by making their own show look moronic on multiple levels

The Amazon worker in this thread, we remind you that the company can see everything you post on our wifi and mobile data and our company's phones and PC. We remind you to get back to work and stop shitposting on 4chan all day we aren't paying you for that and you absolutely won't be seeing your christmas bonus if you keep this up for another 3 episodes of Alien Earth.

>>214243159
SAAR!

>not one thread without people sperging out about shills
sad

>>214243159
hello saar why are you accusing us of being saars now

Filthy brown fingers are touching me!

*BRAAAAAAAP*

>>214243194
well then maybe dont have them in every thread
he's literally having a melty we made fun of him and he jumped from his thread where he had a melty to one just talking about alien earth to have his melty >>214243159

>>214243159
>Last thread
>There's actual Amazon workers from St Louis in this thread right now.
How do they find the time to shitpost on 4chan tho?

>>214243126
No really where is your video essay timmy?

>>214243194
he's mad his thread got headed bc he got salty and started pulling random ips pretending we were them

the jeet is having a full meltdown

>>214239991
Why is he such an asshole
I thought he was that way because of everything that went down and his stress about capturing the alien but he's like that before shit truly hits the fan

>>214243224
>He felt called out
Hey how much does Amazon pay nowadays where you're from and in what position?

This reminds me of those early Rangz threads where we just clowned on the obvious indians sent there to derfend the show
Keep it up, guys

>>214243234
I'm America we get breaks so whoever it is you pulled from a random list of IPs is typing on their break..

how do you know they were even talking to you they could have been anyone on 4chan let alone this board lol have a melty about it

>>214243159
NOT THE CHRISTMAS BONUS. PLS KIND SARS, PLS MR BEZOS. NOT OUR CHRISTMAS BONUS.

They truly nailed the alien movement

>>214243254
lol bro meds schizo

>>214243204
>>214243224
22:42
23:43
Why you samefagging, brother shill?

>>214243292
it moves like the fag with eyes on his hands from that one del taco movie, except the movement made sense with its physique

>>214243275
bro what are you talking about meds rajeet

>>214243292
you truly nailed the creation of that webm

>>214243248
So he found your ass?

>the jeet is having a full meltdown
So you're a jeet having a full meltdown cause you got discovered? How much are you getting paid anyway?

>>214243309
lol meds ranjeet schizo spicy melt cry about it

>>214243275
don't' ever ever associate Based Parker with that filthy jeet

>>214243337
what???????? dude meds it doesn't even make any sense what you're saying you're just pulling random IPS

meds Rajeet

>>214242834
What's the problem?

>>214243339
>>214243320
>28:00
>29:02
Seethe, word salad.

>>214239780
He's a lying retard, Kirsch is the best part of this show and the browns act dumb as fuck while he seems to be the only one being competent

>>214243329
kek

>>214243337
>discovered
this thread was linked in the last proper alien earth thread, but we all had fun clowning on you in your shitty now deleted thread, you retard

>>214243358
Yeah he found your ass.

>>214243361
not every actor is as instantly recognizable as denzel washington

>>214243345
>the jeet hates himself and is now anti jeet posting to draw away from the fact he's a jeet

>he's samefagging and dropping random anons IPS

>Look guys these are the REAL stinky indians

Jesus Christ thank God I wasn't born Indian

>YOU ARE FROM SAINT LIOUS SAAAR

what??? lol get a grip jeet

>>214241031
That's just what zoomers look like

>>214243382
are you saying the seething jeet i.e (you) is now spamming this thread after his own got deleted? yea thats true, lmao

>*ahem*
>FUCK XENOS
>FUCK SYNTHES
>FUCK CYBORG
>FUCK HUMIES
>FUCK TICKS
>AND MOST OF ALL FUCK NIGGERS

Why did the previous general get deleted?

>>214243292
looks just like a dude in an alien suit. the other parasites are better than the alien at this point. yesterday's news

>>214243363
>>214243382
lol the irony of you calling out samefagging then blatantly samefagging falls on no one it's hilarious. He does this all for cents on the hour

cry more jeet and drop random IPS

>>214239313
faggot lol

>>214242416
Meds, please take them

>>214243358
HEY EVERYONE HE FOUND HIS ASS. He's a brown Amazon wagecucker shitposting on company hours. His IP revealed he posts from both St Louis and an Amazon IP.

>Pls noble sirs not so loud

THE ALIEN EARTH SHILL WHO JACKS OFF TO THE TWINK GIRLS OF ALIEN EARTH IS A LANKY NECKBEARD BROWN AMAZON WORKER FROM ST LOUIS

>>214243250
>Daughter dies in a fire
>Your crew are incompetent as fuck around deadly animals.
You're gonna tell me you don't get pissy when you come into work and all your co-workers just shit the bed for the 14 hours you're not there and your female boss is just making shit worse because the co-worker she's fucking is the one responsible (not directly referencing the show with this because I know some faggot will try to UM ACKSHUALLY)?

>>214243397
DO NOT EVER ASSOCIATE PARKER OR THE BONUS SITUATION TO THAT SPASTIC JEET. GOT IT?

>>214243417
>>214243430
meds

>>214243413
schizo meltdown

>>214243442
>>214243417
>>214243430
>obvious samefagging
>calls out others for samefagging
>thinks he's slick

the amount of trolling that flies over Indians head while they cope and seethe is hilarious

>>214243416
>>214243425
>>214243430
>>214243443
Who the fuck are you lot and why are you having such a notorious melty?

>>214243413
Some faggots are having a schizo war without actually talking about the show it seems.

>>214243413
The Jeet who made it had a another meltdown when everyone started clowning on him he even admitted to being brown and started whining about white people, it was hilarious.

>just a random IPS i swear

>meds
>schizo
>rajeet
>STOP MENTIONING ME

Notice how he never once denied the fact he works for Amazon, he only denied he's from St Louis.

>>214243292
>Make sure you walk around like a zombie
>Perfect

>>214243407
>>214243256
S-Saar.. you are samefags.. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>214239516
Why not, there was a scientist who ignored all containment protocols and got four people including herself killed.
At least the rapist solved the saboteur thing. Like, solved it in a second.

>>214243415
the full bodysuit shots never looked great. much better in closeups
Aliens in particular has a shot of an explosion where dudes in suits do front flips toward the camera and it looks like... dudes in suits doing front flips

>>214243486
I mean say that all you want that's not me I'm literally outside rn jeet

you tried to say I was from the UK you're just having a melty and grabbing IPS mad we mad fun of you for being a loser indian

you're maelty hard

>>214240684
>everyone is disgusted with the kike footfetishist pedo CEO
>everyone loves the Eye-rene waifu

>>214243397
>>214243454
>>214243416
>>214243557
>whaaaaaaat??????? i ain't no brown!! i'm BLACK! it's much better to be black than brown.
Then why did your african mother fuck your turkroach dad? here's your momma, pajeet.

>>214241364
There were dozens that crawled inside the headshotted corpse.

>>214243471
idiot, I'm not the jeet I've been laughing at him for hours now both in his failed thread and this one, now once more Do Not Ever Associate Based Parker or The Bonus Situation with that schizo jeet

>>214243557
Stop posting your gay white boyfriend, rajeet. What happened to that BIG BLACK COCK you posted? You contradicting yourself rajeet. I thought you said you were black.

>>214241660
>nig scientist left lids unscrewed on the tubes
>left the latch open
>red lights all over
>warnings all over
>she just ignores all of them
You can't save retards from themselves.

>>214243486
>>214243557
>>214243574
Please just shut the fuck up

>>214243471
>>214243599
>obvious samefagging
>calls out others for samefagging
>thinks he's slick

the amount of trolling that flies over Indians head while they cope and seethe is hilarious

idiot, I'm not the jeet I've been laughing at him for hours now both in his failed thread and this one, now once more Do Not Ever Associate Based Parker or The Bonus Situation with that schizo jeet

AMAZON WORKERS GTFO AND BTFO

End-song of episode 6. I'm calling it.

>>214242286
He's a Yutani agent who contacted Boy Retard and sold him on the plan.
The real plan is to contaminate Prodigy land and then all four companies invade/purge/nuke it.
Petrovich was a martyr to the cause.

>>214243595
kek it looks like an RnB music video. the alien is serenading his lady love

unrelated please kill yourselves thread derailers

>>214243599
10000000000 pardons chud like I said I'm not Indian but you're free to think I am
>>214243604
Jesus Christ you're coping so hard in India I'm white that's hilarious

Can the St Louis migrant working for Amazon shut the fuck up already?

>>214243624
oh you are the schizo figures, how sad your pathetic thread died, are you still black? or have you changed your mind now? are you still fantasizing about how white women will love you?

>Just wanna talk about this show
>Retards shitting up the thread
>realize all of 4chan is like this now
Damn

>>214243604
>BIG BLACK COCK you posted?
bro who tf are you hanging out with you gaylord

I've only watched Alien, Aliens, and Prometheus and I'm enjoying this show so far.

Are any of the other Alien movies worth watching?

>>214243673
>Just wanna talk about this show
show blows

>>214243604
where did he say he was black schizo jeet? sounds like you're just crying

>>214243693
Alien 3 director's cut

>>214243673
I feel you. Some faggots are just randomly accusing each other of being their counterpart in their retarded schizo war, and the thread has been nothing but that ever since. It doesn't even makes sense if you happen to have 0 context on what's going on.

>>214243660
he apparently hates black people now because some black teen absolutely mogged him in the last thread dude lol

>>214243673
This is why forums without rules were a mistake which is ironic.
4chan has no private messaging and muting options and everyone here is too much of a brainlet to use 4chanx and know how to filter. Albeit you can't filter anons if they don't have a name or trip now can we?

>>214243653
hello saar we already proved you were pulling kernels out your butt cry harder

>>214243697
So let us shit on it in peace without your schizo meltdown over pajeets, blacks, whites, and whatever the fuck?

>>214243726
We have rules, jannies on /tv/ are just bad at enforcing them.

>>214243726
so go the fuck back then if you can't deal

>>214243726
This forum does have rules. One of them is no trolling or racism outside of /b/. Please report the off-topic racism and trolling in this thread.

>>214243673
Why do you want to talk about a badly written show?
Find something else to do with your spare time and let us have our fun, you queer.

>>214243697
There are still some interesting things happening, Kavalier being shown to be shadier than I thought was a nice reveal with this episode and I'm eager to see how the lung Xeno wreaks havoc and whether Wendy might have some control over it.
>>214243726
Gamergate brought the normalfag eye on us and this place has just been dying of cancer ever since

>>214243769
he cannot for some reason

>>214238704 (OP)
>The future is run by 5 companies
>They employ diversity hires
>They're all incompetent and hell breaks loose
10/10 writing, it's a depiction of today's corporate world

>>214243786
... leave, then?

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214238856/#214240409

These are the posters in this thread.

>>214243770
i dont even get whats off-topic and not, sometimes you catch a 3day for making a joke about an actresses tits and the other day full on porn is on display for hours
now you have people in here flinging their shill-shit that actually should be banned but nothing happens

>>214243784
You can get enjoyment picking apart bad shows
>>214243823
I was here first, people like you shouldn't be here

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214238856/#214240409

So this is the face of Alien Earth General.

>>214243801
Some chink just stole the entire xAI codebase, sold $7m of stock, sent the code to open ai and dipped out to china.

he's posting random IPs again, the jeet did not take his thread being shut down well

pastebin.com/sE6quDYt

Why is there a Singapore IP in here? why are the London posters in here?

>>214243786
>whether Wendy might have some control over it.
was bad in resurrection, its bad here

>>214243896
So you're actually from Ashburn, not St Louis?

>>214239720
Absolutely disgusting.

>>214243861
Did you try to draw Sid?

>Iraq Baghdad
AAhahahahahaa oh wow that's something.

>>214243827
Woah — HOLD UP.

These are the people who are posting in this thread right now? That's it, I'm out. Consider youselves reported.

>>214243918
oh no he's found me out! now if only I can figure out where ashburn is. lmao you got burnt so bad how long can we expect this meltdown to continue? are you going to start posting your shitty links again?

>>214243949
most of these are probably just bots scraping everything 24/7 to train ai models

>>214243949
There's also this one:

pastebin.com/sE6quDYt

All of these people had a boner for the 2 girls on the cover >>214239720
they got betrayed by their dicks

>>214243966
he probably will I left and came and refreshed the page to see i burnt him so bad he's still freaking out

>>214243994
>>214243966
55:11
56:20

>>214243982
So you're telling me these posters could be bots just copy-pasting and MAYBE editing anons' post to regurgitate?

So my posts right now could be posted in a week's time when the next episode airs?

>>214243982
>>214243949
>samefagging from Indian who doesn't understand how tech works, script kiddy grabbing completely random ips
>he said I was from the UK

hello saarfag

>>214243861
What the hell is Ukraine doing here? Aren't they busy with the war?

>>214243988
oh god what ever will we do a brownoid is posting random IPs from...nothing, the horror! Anons in Kyiv and Ashburn, be careful a seething shitskin is angry

>>214244023

>indi-melty

>>214244027
Shut up, fattie. Go smoke a bong.

>>214244061
fr lol he's seething he doesn't even know if these IPS are from tv he tried to say I was from the UK this niggas having a melty

>>214244023
now he's posting random timestamps, I'm scared bros is hackerman coming for me?

>>214244090
hahahahaha he's so mad

>>214244061
>>214244102
58:57
00:15
Stop replying to yourself, retard. I'm out. It's clear these threads are filled with too many rednecks and Amazon bots.

>>214243673
Its was getting bad for years prior but 4chan post the shutdown has been nearly unusable.

>>214244102
he said I was from ashburton w/e the fuck that is, still i'm worried he said I made a post at 56:20 how did he know that? its as if our posts have a timestamp, god the skill of this tech wizard is terrifying to behold

>>214244105
>the India hackerman
>he opens up chromeOS devtools and looks at traffic sites grabbing random IPS from every board on 4chan

this guys serious. hahahahaa

>>214238913
Why does Alien have chud lines on his face?

>>214244152
no he said some random black dude was and then start calling him a jeet, he's a self hating jeet he tried literally mocking jeets in this thread after his got headed for having a melty

>>214244130
again the minute and second I posted how is he doing this? the voices in my head said he posted at 01:20 but I'm not sure I can trust them, this is some scary shit bros

>>214243557
Go back to tending to your garden, farmer.
>inb4 his father handles the garden not him
I'm not sure what's in front of you.

>>214244217
cope and seethe buddy

>>214238913
What the fuck were they thinking showing this. It looks like some comic shop plastic model on wheels

>>214239392
Turn off your brain dude and listen to the cool ass rock that plays each credits. Did you see the sword the robot girl took with her? Mega!

>A few shitposters filled an entire 300 reply thread in less than 2 hours.
So this is the power of autism.

>>214239456
Did you see the three monkeys plaque? Very deep but you wouldn't get all the references in one sitting.

>ayy containment tubes made of regular glass that can be opened from the inside
>left some sleepy nigger in charge of them
>interim captain is some cockthirsty latina with hormonal issues

i'd like to sell all my yutani shares NOW

>>214240604
No it doesn't, a parasite does.

>>214244187
maybe they are in league and are preparing to reveal not only the second but the very minute a post is made, truly dystopian one can only flee in terror of such a display, r you know laugh your ass off at the retarded jeet what ever works for you

>>214239477
The eyeball alien is the most damning thing about the show. It's something an 8 year old would make up.

The ticks don't seem as bad, they don't seem to do anything but eat blood and multiply. The line about using oxygen in blood to survive was fucking retarded though.

>>214243557
Are you making wine in there? Have a hot lady to answer what's that contraption, son.

>>214244276
you absolute FOOL!!!

The parasite works for the mosquito! They're in cahoots! They're accomplices! They're partners-in-crime!

>>214244262
>reinforced glass exists
>use window pane glass from 1930

>>214239516
Wasn't he just a spastic robot? With some unresolved red herring staring at that hot girl.

>>214244262
>Latina
She's a jeet

>>214244277
oh God did someone post

>>214243292
HOW TF DID YOU GET A WEBM WITH THE PLAYER FRAME
SERIOUSLY
DID YOU RECORD YOUR WHOLE SCREEN?
apple has lost the webm battle

>>214244333
hehe its a flower vase pops

>>214239991
> robot arm can press open a jammed, welded metal door
That would just completely fuck his spine instantly

>>214244385
you know any posting that isn't me is same fagging -samefagging jeet, probably

>>214244415
maybe he has reinforced spine

>>214244415
He lifted with his legs

>>214238704 (OP)
kino of middling degree

>>214243726
>you can't filter anons if they don't have a name
>support namefags
Ewww. Where is my /a*e/ thread? I need to support her (T Ocellus) accordingly

>>214244420
I see your post was made at 13:53 this is clear proof of your nefarious intent, no doubt one of those ashburton degenerates

The alien suit is actually pretty nice (except it has the dinosaur legs) but it's way too plasticy, not slimy enough and also shot horribly.
Episode 5 is the best episode so far but sadly also full of idiotic shit.

>>214244461
This was my issue with the suit too, they light it horribly and after diddy the KY jelly they use for slime is a rare resource apparently

>>214244461
It's also 5'11 which takes away any horror factor at all

>>214244461
>but sadly also full of idiotic shit.

>>214238704 (OP)
Proof that in the future microplastics render everyone's IQ under 80.

Episode 5 is literally chimps in space because no one knows basic words or how to deal with anything.

The Engineering Assistant on a fucking spaceship fails to know the difference between geology and biology, and doesn't know the word saboteur, when you would assume he was at least given a long boring safety brief that's repeated every time he wakes from cryo before getting onto a company asset for 65 years.

You could argue they hired majority untrained morons and then trained them during flight but unless they're all functionally retards they would have learned at least a PhD level of knowledge after being in and out of cryo for over half a century.

>>214238704 (OP)
The eyeball cannot be intelligent, it doesn't have enough volume for a brain to support the displayed intelligence. I am beginning to think this Hawley fellow is a hack and a half.

>>214244570
She forgot to put the lid on it.

>>214243861
>Baghdad, Iraq
No fucking way is this legit

>>214244682
>in a world of magic cyborg arms and super synths that can defeat xenomorphs with their bare hands, the high tech top secret research vessel has containtment containers made out of cheap glass and can be apparently opened from the inside
ive seen cheap 1 dollar snapple bottles be more durable than the shit in the show

>>214241901
Every level of the writing is just insanely stupid.

>>214244741
It's clearly a Yutani ploy to get Prodigy to contaminate themselves as much as possible. Hence the cheapest operation cutting all possible corners.

>>214244671
If they were "in and out of cryo for over half a century" they all would be looking old, you idiot.

>>214244838
Time dilation of space travel bro.

The final scene in episode five has Weyland Yutani logos all ove the city despite the fact that Weyland and Yutani have not merged yet.

>>214244891
In alien it's just called the company we don't get the weyland-yutani shit until Aliens

>>214244891
Why wasn't it Prodigy logos?

>>214244570
Is the implication that one bug fed on the rat to distract her when the other escaped?

What is with this shit show and making every tiny alien a genius?
> le funkopop xeno embryo is talking!
> creepypasta eyeball octopus is actually a genius

>>214245024
Different city, hard to tell though, I know.

>>214244858
That's not how it works...

>>214245024
Did you completely miss that he was meeting Yutani in person at company HQ? Put down the phone, anon

>>214244891
they have been calling it weyland yutani since the beginning of the series wat?

>>214244682
>>214244570
It's not even about the lid
The container has an opening large enough for the alien to stick out its tiny paw (incredibly strong for its build). It's clear they aren't even laboratory technicians. They're just cheap labor with basic knowledge for outpatient surgeries; nothing specialized.
Everyone is complaining about the retard crew but it's actually an statement about how firms will try to reduce costs even in space exploration.

>>214245067
its all settling down for an alien showdown.
bug tries to leech off alien, it dies because acid. eyeball thing gets squished. mothra fly gets swatted out the air with alien tail. whatever else meme bug alien gets killed by alien. calling it right now.

> yutani is a japanese woman in a skyscraper dojo with samurai soldiers
Unironically embarrassing

>superfast xeno can't catch a tubby pajeeta
k den

>>214245175
in its defense, xeno was distracted looking at her butt

>>214243775
Announcing a report is a violation of a rule

>>214245157
>Everyone is complaining about the retard crew but it's actually an statement about how firms will try to reduce costs even in space exploration.
retard. its space exploration. this would fly for some shitty office job or mcdonalds joint but not space. you have to have gone through years of schooling and preparation to travel to and maintain these ships, study these animals. its plain bad writing. never did the original Alien crew feel like a bunch of retards like in the show. stop it.

>>214245175
It was fighting a headwind of constant jeet farts

>>214245104
Yes it is. if they visited several planets to get those species the gravity of said planets will affect the passage of time differently for them vs us because they aren't moving at Earth's rotational speed once they leave our atmosphere.

>>214244891
Was that supposed to be present day or before he left on the mission?

>>214245299
Have you ever forgotten how to wake up?

>>214244671
Context clues suggest he's a gullible idiot that was wowed by getting a job with W-Y that he doesn't even understand how he ruined his life. He's supposed to be the fucked young adults educated in this future
>>214244566
>it kills women with the ick

>>214244838
No shit!

So how the fuck are they not? They have ship rotations as stated in the show you fucking spasitc.

How did the ticks in his digestive tract escape it, end up on the oesophageal arteries?

Drink enough to exsanguinate him, cause enough damage for him to vomit blood despite there being no arteries in the oesophagus and them being external to the tract?

Not to mention when they do open thoracic surgery no one is wearing any masks or anything from surgery or have bothered to even do the most basic thing when someone is suffering from traumatic blood loss being get an IV line in and give fluids.

>>214245366
I think Noah Hawley knows a little more than you do okay anon

>>214245366
normalfags don't care about all that gay incel shit

>>214245361
He doesn't know what an apprentice is. He is a literally fucking retard who either was shanghaied or Weyland-Yutani are actively trying to go broke.

>>214245403
>>214245427
Yeah and pigs eat slop, but even the reviewers are calling this dogshit

>>214245462
>but even the reviewers are calling this dogshit
name one

>>214244674
It is slightly larger than a human eye and is probably one giant, distributed brain like an octopus. It's totally plausible that it could have near-human intelligence. It's also a freaky alien.
>>214245462
He probably was corporate shanghai'd, yes. Show some buckwheat a million dollar contract, he won't even look at the job.

If the facehuggers now just fire in a xenobaby why did cutting off the hugger work?

>>214245703
shut up and stop thinking just consume the slop

>in order to make these trips the ships have to be travelling extremely fast
>the energy it would take to accelerate a huge ship to a fraction of lightspeed would require energy beyond comprehension
>they are on collision course with earth and cannot slow down
>somehow the ship lands on its belly and slides to a stop instead of a million tonnes of metal hitting the ground at hundreds of thousands of miles an hour

>>214245764
STOP THINKING AND CONSUME THE SLOP

>>214245692
> It is slightly larger than a human eye
> It's totally plausible that it could have near-human intelligence.

Are you black? The mechanism of its mobile multifunctioning transforming eye would take up most of that internal space. It doesn't even make any sense in terms of chambers for light focusing to reform like that but they would still have the be present. Then the musculature for the eye movement and the musculature and bracing for the tentacles. Then the digestive, reproductive, cardiovascular systems need space. Moving tentacles and that eye would need a brain bigger than it's size let alone any space for intelligence.

>>214245703
>why did cutting off the hugger work?
What are you talking about? The captain is dead. Xenos don't grow from dead bodies.