/aβ’e/ Alien: Earth General: Lily CAT
All the zoomers and gen-alphas in this thread are coming to watch Alien Monday and Lily CAT and don't fuss about it or I'll whip your asses they'll burn easier than the Maginot.
https://sync-tube.de/room/KP5be7kk
We might even get some comic book storytimes going on.
https://sync-tube.de/room/KP5be7kk
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:26:16 PM
No.214238944
>>214239181
>>214238921
Looks like it came out of the 79 films so I like it. They just need to light it properly.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:26:29 PM
No.214238953
fine w/e
>>214238860
It hid very well waiting for the right moment, it distracted the scientist lady so the bugs could escape, and it either called the alien or was trying to warn morrow about the alien, but yes so far its mostly just been watching
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:26:35 PM
No.214238956
LOOK AT ME
I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
said Jones calmly.
>inb4 everyone asks who the fuck is Jones? aahh JonesY *facepalm* right
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:27:58 PM
No.214238989
>>214238921
This whole scene looked like an Aphex Twin video
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:29:12 PM
No.214239026
>>214238856 (OP)
> think the jeeta might be cute
> rewatch scenes
> her nails are fungus infested
Wat to confirm the stereotype. Couldn't even clean herself for a bug show. Disgusting creatures.
Commander Jones
9/3/2025, 5:31:01 PM
No.214239055
>>214239111
>>214238921
The alien suit will always be a marvel because of its protruding features such as the ribcage which makes it look more realistic and 3D than a flat textured suit that looks like a painted human. Owl be it, albeit even Giger's 2D surrealistic paintings on a human still look impresisve.
>>214238921
>>214239055
hawley he hated the human ribs on xenomorphs so he made them more cockroach like
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:34:38 PM
No.214239125
>>214239047
She's ugly and can't act for shit.
Remember fellow shills, if anyone says the characters are dumb:
>"Nobody better would give up 65 years of their life."
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:34:45 PM
No.214239130
>>214238921
It's not a lanky dude so it doesn't work that well. Even the lanky dude in the original looked very guy-in-a-suit. With Romulus they were finally starting to just scratch the surface of what was possible with lanky dudes in makeup.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:35:42 PM
No.214239150
No Wendy?
0/10 episode.
Commander Jones
9/3/2025, 5:35:49 PM
No.214239154
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:35:54 PM
No.214239156
>>214239047
oh that's gross as shit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:37:00 PM
No.214239181
>>214239209
>>214238944
I can see the fucking fabric on the alien you retard it looks fucking abysmal
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:37:01 PM
No.214239182
>>214238921
holy fuck, that fucking monkey in a suit looked so garbage. could they not afford to cgi it?
Kirsh isn't a hybrid like the kids, right? Just a normal synth with an AI mind. Or cyborg even maybe? He had a heckin usb port on his forearm.
Commander Jones
9/3/2025, 5:37:26 PM
No.214239191
>>214239129
Lily Cat addresses this and takes it seriously. Ironically Alien1979 says they were supposed to arrive on earth in a few months albeit it's implied and vague. Alien1986 simply screwed with everyone's heads when Ripley drifted into space and nobody found her.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:38:17 PM
No.214239209
>>214239181
>They just need to light it properly
Having it stand under soft lighting isn't a good idea no matter how nice or shit the costume is faggot
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:39:10 PM
No.214239230
>>214239111
hawleys xenomorph looks like a goofy guy in a suit when it's not laughable cgi
ALSO HELLO SAAAR
THE MARKETER IS BACK MYSTERIOUSLY AFTER THE STAN OREGON WHITE BOY STOPS POSTING
HOW INTERESTTTTTTTTTING
>>214238856 (OP)
>eyeball thing escapes
>ticks escape are useless additions and waste of cgi
>testicle plant still not used
>moth still not used
>bimbo fucking the captain
>all of a sudden PETROVICH exists?
White hate;
>white man captain dies
>white boy gets ticked off
>white man jumps on an alien and gets speared
>just white hate at this point
>no reason for morrow to not let bimbo captain in and let her die specially after we seen him try and save the young kid who gets head shot by and infiltrator called PETROVICH
>Which leads me to another point how many fucking others were on that ship?
>What was the point of Tengs character? To give black man a lead to go through hours of videos but find one in time that acknowledges PETROVICH?
>There must be hundreds of hours of footage
>Alien was terrible
>Alien gets eyeballed
>Alien running around corridors like alien 3 but cant catch a bitch on 2 legs
>Alien turns up on captain bimbo and doesnt kill her she fails at shooting it
>Eyeballed white man runs towards bimbo we dont see what happens
>Then proceeds to fucking parkour on the Alien head and try and take it on?
What a fucking dogshit episode
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:39:20 PM
No.214239236
>>214239185
He's a synth
Morrow is the borg and he also had USBC ports on his headto download the ship's logs
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:39:39 PM
No.214239246
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:40:21 PM
No.214239258
>>214239359
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:40:27 PM
No.214239261
Remember fellow Alien afficionados, don't take anyone's opinion seriously until they can answer correctly a few question about extended canon Alien media.
Most zoomers here didn't even watch the first 2 movies and only know about Isolation and Romulus as their entire perspective on Alien. Older zoomers know about Prometheus and Covenant and younger zoomers don't.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:40:28 PM
No.214239262
>>214239111
so heas a fucking retard? we need to start shaming these faggot for poor decision making
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:40:40 PM
No.214239266
>>214239231
but all of that was pure kino
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:41:02 PM
No.214239273
>>214239321
>>214239231
petrovich was in the first episode, you dumb speedwatcher
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:41:38 PM
No.214239284
>>214238856 (OP)
Best episodes so far 1 and 5
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:41:55 PM
No.214239288
>>214239231
>>Alien running around corridors like alien 3 but cant catch a bitch on 2 legs
actually on this point, why everytime they showed it kept getting on all fours like a fucking dog, it would have been more impressive if they had it run
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:43:34 PM
No.214239319
>>214239416
>>214239047
I thought that was part of the fictional character, ahahahaha *cries*
It's impressive how much these creatures can survive with so many plagues on them instead of automatically dying instantly so they stop spreading their diseases to everyone. I wonder if she's capable of eating off the ground too.
>>214239273
where? he wasn't even mentioned I watched it twice, give me the time stamp they mention "PETROVICH", dont worry I'll wait
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:44:43 PM
No.214239345
does anyone know how all these youtubes are instantly putting up review videos with ripped media, edited and everything, this has to be a psyop at this point where they have the episodes early so they release these videos so quickly? Unless there's some sort of way to download clear HD copies somehwere
>>214239231
>all of a sudden PETROVICH exists?
Petrovich was in the first episode, the only weird aspect is Morrow hardly knowing him.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:45:24 PM
No.214239359
>>214239258
This thing is living in America among us?
Not very civilized is she? Reality truly is stranger than fiction.
Why was the chick pouring paprika everywhere?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:46:33 PM
No.214239383
>>214239431
>>214239373
Don't be racist
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:47:00 PM
No.214239396
>>214239350
>>214239351
The point is he's not memorable because they hardly even fucking let us get to know the crew and now ina. flashback they're trying to make out some RANDOM russian faggot is a traitor with boy faggot genius
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:47:01 PM
No.214239397
>>214239440
>>214239321
>I watched it twice
>dont worry I'll wait
the hubris
>>214239373
the same reason she fucked a dude with a facehugger on his face - bitch's crazy
Can Kirsh 1v1 Morrow?
Can Kirsh 1v1 Wendy?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:47:39 PM
No.214239416
>>214239319
I'm pretty sure most diseases die if they touchh a jeet
>>214239383
I genuinely dont know what it was
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:48:14 PM
No.214239434
>>214239373
it was dirt from utah. don't ask me why she had it.
did you miss the part where she put it on the cryochamber and said to her infected lover "now you are truly alien earth"
>>214239397
he was a mcguffin all you faggots are making out it's some sort of genius plot device, it's not, they should have had him be awake for most of this episode too but try and use him as a last minute plot device it's pathetic and dogshit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:48:32 PM
No.214239441
>>214239431
then watch the episode again and pay attention this time
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:48:51 PM
No.214239448
>>214236337
It's a Prometheus reference.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:48:59 PM
No.214239454
>>214240073
>>214239431
>I genuinely dont know what it was
Me neitter but I know she's Indian so it must be something related to India.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:49:08 PM
No.214239458
>>214239559
>>214239415
>Can Kirsh 1v1 Morrow?
Kirsh should be stronger and faster
>Can Kirsh 1v1 Wendy?
While they prolly have the same bodies Kirsh has the experience and probably combat programs
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:49:15 PM
No.214239462
>>214239403
that was just a vision surely
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:49:18 PM
No.214239463
>>214239403
She never fucked him with the face hugger on his face, that was just a flash image after the fact. Morrow watched the footage when him and the other guy got facehugged.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:49:30 PM
No.214239466
>>214239415
Kirsh is based he can 1v1 a Xeno, I'll even buy that if he does, it's the only thing making me watch this series, and this episode was 0/10 without him
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:50:36 PM
No.214239494
>>214239440
Nobody's saying any of that shit, they're just saying they saw him unlike your blind ass.
Was Teng an android or not? Should put up a better fight against the xenomorph..
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:51:40 PM
No.214239517
>>214239546
>>214239373
it was dirt from utah where they probably both came from, I think its time for zoomers to admit that hawley expecting viewers to have some basic intelligence makes this show too difficult for you to follow
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:51:42 PM
No.214239518
>>214239350
>>214239351
That guy is Enzo Cilenti, he's great. The old dude is Michael Smiley, I still remember him as the evil wizard from A Field in England. Such a waste of good actors.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:52:41 PM
No.214239537
>>214240361
>>214239440
you don't konw what mcguffin means, stop embarrassing yourself
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:52:42 PM
No.214239538
>>214239511
Teng was basically Creed from the Office but in space. Creed's... Space Office.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:53:00 PM
No.214239546
>>214239618
>>214239517
Don't care. My head canon is that its powdered Indian shit particles now.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:53:13 PM
No.214239551
>>214239511
According to last nights thread, he was human, but severely autistic, thats why he behaved like a robot.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:53:41 PM
No.214239559
>>214239458
Morrow was scared of Kirsh and he was holding a gun on him, no question Kirsh is stronger
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:53:55 PM
No.214239564
>>214239511
he was a mentat.....
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:54:54 PM
No.214239590
>>214239660
>>214239511
pretty sure now that was a misdirect we are meant to think he is but actually he's just a creep
why was black guy robot smoking a cigar?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:55:18 PM
No.214239601
Just saw this while exercising. What do?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:55:30 PM
No.214239604
>>214239511
Autistic creep, human. Never feared or was bothered by anything until he seen the Alien when his actual human fear kicked in.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:55:31 PM
No.214239606
>>214239627
Live watching, deeply appreciate that Eyegore just wants to protect his soft-brained Black science mom
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:55:44 PM
No.214239612
Petrovich being unmemorable is a good decision. It makes sense that your main characters don't really think about him and him being a traitor is out of left field.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:55:47 PM
No.214239613
>>214239593
he's a cyborg not a robot
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:55:55 PM
No.214239618
>>214239546
cool no-one cares about your head-canon
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:56:17 PM
No.214239627
>>214239645
>>214239606
The director said it was distracting her to help the ticks escape.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:56:59 PM
No.214239639
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:57:11 PM
No.214239645
>>214239659
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:57:35 PM
No.214239651
>>214239047
She took a shit on this man's cryo pod. I can't believe it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:57:59 PM
No.214239655
>>214239231
>alien looks retarded
>alien is even more retarded looking cgi when moving
>typical I was raised very honoraru by Asian family and I'm adopted cliche from black nigger
>he has nothing but obviously cares about the crew
>chooses honaru family that tells him to come back with the specimen no matter what the risks over crew he's spent 65 years in space with
>still retardedly devoted even though they don't care about him and anyone he grew up in Asian honaru family is now dead
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:58:04 PM
No.214239657
>watch entire episode
>No Kirsh
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:58:08 PM
No.214239659
>>214239686
>>214239645
Official podcast for the last episode on youtube.
>>214239590
kind of odd that the misdirection is totally pointless
>oh you thought this was a malfunctioning android maybe he'll do something nefarious
>lol no he's just the resident masturbator. WY policy is all ships have one
Vogelfag revealed
9/3/2025, 5:58:47 PM
No.214239673
>>214239727
>>214236337
There's "not giving a shit" and then there's this creature over here
https://youtu.be/FQg_soUivZY?t=21
I will always view TV Show writers, producers, actors for what they are: mentally insane jews which I can easily judge their IQ level based on their behaviour, voices and writing.
If I was one of the writers I'd either be embarrased or stating on twitter "Yes I am an idiot, I am mentally retarded, Yes I did not think when I wrote that. Yes I absent mindedly typed on my keyboard when I wrote that script", but it seems like this is their default behaviour and amount of IQ.
Hawley/FX rehires the same retards over and over again like some very shallow form of nepotism. "Hey you worked on Fargo so let's hire you again because you know the director"
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:59:17 PM
No.214239686
>>214239659
>hawley cant even remember what his own parasite was doing on his show so he mashes on whatever sounds good in interviews
Hawley is a fucking hack
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:59:53 PM
No.214239699
>>214240098
>>214238856 (OP)
Alien Earth's gotta be up there for the worst showcase of an Xenomoprh. Little Fella's alive for barely a day, only manages to get one kill in on a guy sitting in a chair. Proceeds to get his ass handed to him by a eyeball rocking a corpse as a mech-suit, then the eye-ball itself without the skin-suit. Kills a woman to try and retain some aura. Finds itself on earth, blitzkriegs a bunch of search and rescue people and some french aristocrat larpers. Fails to kill a Medic and then ends it's life roughly 2 days by getting merked by a 12 year old.
May you rest in piss jobbermorth
>>214239660
tis a red herring so you suspect teng when it was the chief engineer all along
Vogelfag revealed
9/3/2025, 6:01:21 PM
No.214239727
>>214239773
>>214239673
Also if I were an actor or voice actor then I'd be stating "I am not the writer, I do not represent the character, I only read what's on the script and attempt to mimic it. I have no real opinions and information about the character."
I really don't understand why do fans do that and why do actors even humor this imbecility instead of asking the original writer what his intention for the story and characters were. Just like asking the director/cameramonkey what he thought he was doing, but at the same time the actor and cameramonkey(Ridley Scott) is mentally insane enough to assume responsibility and credits for things they didn't do, they don't seem to think about the consequences of assuming credits for bad products.
Whenever people complain about Prometheus and Covenant they complain about Ridley Scott rather than the writers behind it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:01:26 PM
No.214239731
>>214239769
>>214239706
>pointless misdirection for the autistic character devoid of a personality past watching a bitch sleep
much mysterious such claims
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:03:05 PM
No.214239769
>>214239846
>>214239731
but you did think it was teng didn't you? so it worked didn't it? and the solution was super obvious in hindsight but no-one guessed it until it was revealed, this is called good writing, something you zoomers are unfamiliar with
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:03:32 PM
No.214239773
>>214239727
>Whenever people complain about Prometheus and Covenant they complain about Ridley Scott rather than the writers behind it.
yea and Lucas and grrm.. unless the show goes off established lore like alien earth does that the creator makes and makes even more hated shit like ALIEN VERSUS PREDATOR cannon
I'll never understand why Hawley stans
Oi faggots you want to watch a good Alien1979 clone or not? See how it compares to episode 5 of Alien Earth?
https://sync-tube.de/room/KP5be7kk
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:04:57 PM
No.214239794
>>214239867
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:07:19 PM
No.214239846
>>214239872
>>214239769
no not really goyslop, I thought teng was a retarded early gen synth who may have sabotaged shit because Weyland told him to
but instead he was just a weird autistic human and some random white dude sold out the whole crew the captano or whatever and he was able to relay messages to kid gay wonder even though the security cyborg is so good at his job he can tell when people are having sex on their free time in their own rooms let alone making messages back to earth
just seems like plot hole after plot hole mixed with poorly written autistic characters to fit the who did it narrative
family guy did this better with James woods
this show is by far worse than the comedy shows movies when they're trying to take themselves seriously
>>214238856 (OP)
>schizo OP once again making jokes and connections only he understands
Why do we allow this?
>>214239794
>No capitals and punctuation.
Learn English, immigrant brownoid.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:08:33 PM
No.214239869
>>214239918
>>214239784
you are so full of shit man you're like a walking add. They should just pay that white Stan instead even if they had to pay him American dollars
kinda funny you got whitey to Stan for you on your days off
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:08:43 PM
No.214239872
>>214239923
>>214239846
lol yes we all gettha you have the attention span of a goldfish and can't remember even the simplest of plot points, this show is too smart for you and its not even that clever, which says a lot about you, now stop embarrassing yourself and fuck off
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:09:33 PM
No.214239888
>>214239852
How about you get an education, zoomer? why can millennials know so much about a franchise started in 1979 and you can't?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:09:34 PM
No.214239890
>>214239953
>>214239867
>he literally said fuck off
>brownoid loses argument and immediately starts accusing others of being brown
many such a cases from the marketing jeet
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:09:44 PM
No.214239894
>>214239953
>>214239867
fuck off nufag
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:10:34 PM
No.214239918
>>214239943
>>214239869
>This language
Thanks for confirming you're a nigger straight out of Detroit.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:10:46 PM
No.214239923
>>214239872
>lol yes we all gettha you have the attention span of a goldfish and can't remember even the simplest of plot points
>>214239852
plot points like what saar? ones you make up in your head? I've disprven any bullshit you pull out your ass then you just stop replying and samefag your thread tell it's hidden
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:11:50 PM
No.214239943
>>214239971
>>214239918
hello saar like I said you're not fooling anyone only a third worlder would talk like he's straight outta India then get mad at Americans for talking freely and fluidly instead of sounding like a Indian mixed with a British accent
saar
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:11:57 PM
No.214239946
>>214240005
>>214239706
Why was the Chief Engineer kept in cryostasis when the ship was falling apart
>>214239890
>>214239894
>brownoid loses argument and immediately starts accusing others of being brown
>many such a cases from the marketing jeet
Fuck off, mobileposting jeet. You posted from wi-fi and mobile data just now, you retard. You think we wouldn't catch that?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:12:36 PM
No.214239962
All Alien Earth tells me is that only white people are competent and can be trusted.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:12:55 PM
No.214239968
>>214240049
>>214239953
lol bro what are you talking about?
meds schizo the jeet is having a melty again
WHAT PLOT POINTS ABOUT ALIEN EARTH
STAY ON TOPIC RAJEEET
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:13:05 PM
No.214239971
>>214239997
>>214239943
Fuck off, bangladeshi.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:13:44 PM
No.214239985
>>214240032
>>214239953
fucking hell you are stupid
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:14:07 PM
No.214239997
>>214240032
>>214239971
>the paki jeet marketer insulting me with third world insults but when they get here they're all just jeets
Loool you third world sap
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:14:20 PM
No.214240000
>Marketer pajeet angry anon is trying to feed zoomers better content that isn't Alien Earth
What's the matter? thread taking away precious screentime from Alien Earth?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:14:46 PM
No.214240005
>>214239946
morrow explains this
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:14:58 PM
No.214240012
>>214239373
You don't season your ship?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:15:44 PM
No.214240032
>>214240091
Did the hue hue monkey wake up suddenly? The post activity just raised up when the monkey started screeching.
>>214239985 >>214239997
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:15:52 PM
No.214240035
>>214240078
>>214239852
don't forget going silent after you call him out, he just did it. Now he's gonna let the thread die for a bit and samefag, if it keeps up he'll make another thread before this one is even done.. which is considered spam
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:16:45 PM
No.214240049
>>214240112
>>214239968
Zoomer shut the fuck up and go back to Pakistan where you belong.
https://pastebin.com/sE6quDYt
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:17:18 PM
No.214240062
So how's this going to play out? Bearing in mind it's meant to be a multi season show.
>it's all a setup by Yutani
>Kavalier took the bait
>Prodigy territory overrun with aliens
>Morrow captures specimens
>Tries to kill Kavalier but discovers he's a hybrid
>Kavalier escapes
>Morrow downloads Prodigy hybrid secrets and escapes
>Yutani nukes New Siam and Kavalier's Island with plausible deniability cover of saving humanity from aliens
>takes over Prodigy territory
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:17:49 PM
No.214240073
>>214239454
it was her favourite spice mix
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:17:59 PM
No.214240078
>>214240135
>>214240035
You mean you went silent suddenly? Did your boss just walk in and told you to stop using the company's phones for shitposting on 4chan?
You shut the fuck up. Everyone can see your lack of capitals and punctuation and the fact you mobilepost you fucking retard.
https://pastebin.com/sE6quDYt
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:18:15 PM
No.214240085
>>214239231
you forgot
>eyeball alien survives because the xeno is too stupid to mouth punch the eye itself
>>214240032
yea he woke up, it was his day off. He gets a lot of hate and pointing it out is breaking rule 3
it's two Indian clown marketers, one who may have browsed before and finally got a job in India or was gifted the namefag tripcode
when they obviously take a day off from posting all day everyday in literal shifts the shite boy Stan will fill him for him, considering he does it way less he's either a friend or some random Stan either way he handles criticism of the show about as well as the marketing jeets
but at least hell kinda go belly up when he's wrong these Indians just screech cry and spam over you and then clone post and samefag
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:18:43 PM
No.214240098
>>214239699
Dont forget that the newborn xenomorph will also be said 12 yo's pet
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:19:07 PM
No.214240105
>>214240679
Is he a good lad?
>>214240049
>more third world insults that would only hurt a third world jeet
OP you cant help but bring up race but when you get here you're just a dirty jeet.. and news flash they don't let people come for free in America.. you'll never get here
This destroys episode 5 so much it should be illegal (and jews will try to make good things illegal eventually hence why nothing good ever airs on TV and streaming services)
https://sync-tube.de/room/KP5be7kk
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:19:51 PM
No.214240122
Honestly the new episode works fine if you treat it as a low budget direct to home video spinoff
The rest of the show is still shit tho
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:20:14 PM
No.214240130
>>214240409
IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING JEETS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING THREAD
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:20:27 PM
No.214240135
>>214240078
>https://pastebin.com/sE6quDYt
sir you have me mixed up with OP, our swartz got tangled
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:21:03 PM
No.214240150
>>214240196
>>214240112
Nigger you can't help but bring up race but when you get here you're just a dirty jeet.. and news flash they don't let people come for free in America.. you'll never get here
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:21:29 PM
No.214240165
>>214240196
>>214240091
rule 8 not 3 my bad
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:21:59 PM
No.214240177
>>214240116
Ain't no-one clickin that shit nigga
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:22:19 PM
No.214240190
>>214239706
>it was the guy who's not even in the episode until he's revealed to be the saboteur, who's also not even supposed to be awake
Wow incredible, I was so fooled how did I not see that
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:22:30 PM
No.214240196
>>214240150
>>214240165
Indian jeet this is the same person as
>>214240112
if you cant tell. I'm insulting you, we're making fun of you stinky
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:22:34 PM
No.214240200
So this is the thread that the smell was coming from
There's some interesting human psychology at play in how everyone wants eyeball to be a hero.
Halo effect or something.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:23:37 PM
No.214240226
>>214240091
many such cases
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:24:38 PM
No.214240243
>>214240280
>>214240217
cope and seethe jeet in copium land
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:25:12 PM
No.214240256
>>214240223
He's small like Jerry Mouse
He seems relatively intelligent
He's a classic 40s and 50s black & white movie monster
He's new , american love new things. - oldnew.
He's the only other intelligent creature besides the xenomorph on this show.
>acts like a total weirdo freak for no reason
>dies
What was the point of this guy?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:26:13 PM
No.214240280
>>214240310
>>214240243
Shut up, immigrant. "Nice area" you come from, faggot. Go back to milking the cow and getting shot by a nigger.
https://pastebin.com/sE6quDYt
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:27:40 PM
No.214240307
>>214240421
>>214240217
nobody is going to your weird fucking links you spastic jeet
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:27:48 PM
No.214240310
>>214240421
>>214240280
>https://pastebin.com/sE6quDYt
bro meds you are delusional jeet we really live rent free in your head
I have never been to EU in my life
>>214240269
he's still alive
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:30:05 PM
No.214240357
>>214240411
>>214240269
I thought they said this dude is a Synth, an early version, that's why he acts like an emotionally stunted freak, he's still got some weird kinks to him.
But then he screams and dies like a normal human?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:30:19 PM
No.214240361
>>214240385
>>214239537
it's literally what petrovich is;
"A MacGuffin is a plot device in a story that serves to motivate the characters and set the plot in motion, but is otherwise irrelevant to the story itself."
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:30:38 PM
No.214240367
>>214240346
>>214240345
spam posting like this to samefagging and stuff you've already replied to as OP should count as trolling with how strict tv mods are
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:31:09 PM
No.214240379
>>214240416
I watched Lily Cat last week, was good. Someone can find my post about it in /hor/ threads from previous days
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:31:25 PM
No.214240385
>>214240439
>>214240361
you don't know what a mcguffin is
Episode 5 was really fucking stupid. Why would the apprentice ever get hired if he was so comically fucking stupid. It doesnt make any sense. They kept hammering down how fucking dumb he was even though he was hired for a deep space mission
>is an apprentice but doesnt know what an apprentice is
Thats not even realistic stupidity. It's just stupid fucking writing and extremely irritating. Its all so tiresome. Also
>hey that thing that wrapped around that guy's face has acid for blood that we didnt know about. Oh well, lets continue to handle these foreign species without any safety gear. Oh shit these bugs emitted toxic fumes whoopsie now we're dead lol
Also
>DEY HERE
bitch not sticking to protocol with putting the appropriate lid on the container with the 2 bugs in it
Fucking dumb
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:31:40 PM
No.214240392
>>214240445
>>214240373
lol no one is clicking your shitty links jeet, have funny off-site in a echochamber
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:31:41 PM
No.214240393
I'm struggling to make myself download the new episode, I barely care about the kids and they won't even be in this one
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:32:27 PM
No.214240408
>>214240373
nobody wants your weird shit m8 fuck off
>>214240130
thank god im black
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:32:33 PM
No.214240411
>>214240357
Nah, he was just some creepy bastard that liked to jerk off to the sleeping hohol girl. You arent going to get normal well adjusted people to sign up for 65 year missions
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:32:41 PM
No.214240416
>>214240447
>>214240379
>>214240373
>>214240345
>>214240346
spam posting to hide him being made fun of and not actually knowing lore the marketing jeet is supposed to
he's bad at his job
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:32:56 PM
No.214240421
>>214240475
>>214240310
>>214240307
>Failing at samefagging
Can't you fucking understand already to SHUT THE FUCK UP, everyone knows you're brown and underage.
Just the fuck up already. What point of we know where you live don't you understand?
Do you want us to knock on your door?
Shut the fuck up and get out. Nobody wants your dirty underage ass.
Are mentally handicapped you don't understand until we actually come knock on your door?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:33:57 PM
No.214240439
>>214240510
>>214240385
just showed you, get and e-rekt
>>214240389
>"Granted, assistant space engineer Malachite is just kind of an idiot whoβs mostly there to be an idiot the screenwriters can use as an excuse to write exposition (itβs a great trick by the way. If he wasnβt an idiot thereβd be no reason to talk out loud about basic stuff everybody should know)."
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:34:08 PM
No.214240445
>>214240392
he's trying to build a army of stans so its not just him and ekko being salty Indians samefagging their marketing post
>>214240416
>>214240409
What point of we know where you live don't you understand?
Do you want us to knock on your door?
Shut the fuck up and get out. Nobody wants your dirty underage ass. We already know you're underage and brown.
Are mentally handicapped you don't understand until we actually come knock on your door?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:34:11 PM
No.214240448
>>214240474
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:35:11 PM
No.214240474
>>214240448
Shut the fuck up and learn to socialize, generation of introverts who can't say hello.
https://sync-tube.de/room/KP5be7kk
>>214240421
hello saar you're having a melty
we wouldn't try and beat you at your own game marketing jeet
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:35:20 PM
No.214240476
>>214240447
>dirty
might want to explain that i shower more than you fatty
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:35:26 PM
No.214240479
>>214240534
>>214240442
Its mandatory because autistic zoomers dont understand nuance
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:36:19 PM
No.214240500
>>214240586
>>214240447
hahaha you're not doing anything brown boy from India but begging to redeem I live in America I'd blow a hole in your wannabe paki ass
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:36:25 PM
No.214240501
>thread nuked by resident schizo
Well, it was fun while it lasted
Lily C.A.T. was abysmal dogshit btw
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:36:27 PM
No.214240504
>>214240619
Why is everyone so retarded in this show.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:36:38 PM
No.214240510
>>214240535
>>214240439
you don't know what a mcguffin is
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:36:53 PM
No.214240515
>>214240553
>>214240475
i honestly dont udnerstand what 9D Chess some of you fucks are playing, if a jeet was marketing why would they be racist to themselves it has nothing to do with Alien
Can someone explain this logic?
Why would a jeet be a marketer?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:37:42 PM
No.214240534
>>214240586
>>214240447
>the marketing jeet thinks he can scare us by threatening to dox us which he doesn't know how to do.. he thinks I'm from the UK>>214240479
cope and seethe brownoid Indian
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:37:53 PM
No.214240535
>>214240510
the show doesnt either, but petrovich is a mcguffin he was useless
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:38:22 PM
No.214240546
>>214240442
So malachite is a reflection of their perceived audience?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:38:44 PM
No.214240553
>>214240591
>>214240515
he insults pakis and other 'races' like I said the jeet genuinely thinks we see a difference between a paki and an Indian and the fact you didn't even pick up on that only highlights my point lol
>>214240534
>>214240500
>>214240475
>>214240409
>thank god im black
We have unironic zoomer niggers in this thread? I'm killing a zoomer nigger tonight.
>>214240553
so you're racist to anyone brown?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:40:07 PM
No.214240592
>>214240848
Was it supposed to be funny when the eye monster jumped onto the Aliens face?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:41:06 PM
No.214240613
>>214240586
>the racist jeet is loosing his mind accusing me of being other people
>the jeet tries to blackmaxxdaily
>still tries to shittalk blacks
nigga you guys are waaaaaaaaaaay below blacks
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:41:23 PM
No.214240619
>>214240504
>SIXTY FIVE YEARS
maybe it will be the case study that inspires WeyYu to run quality orphanages that pump out competent space teams with no other loyalties
>>214240586
thanks sent this post to fbi, also any other racist threads will also be outsourced to fbi
mostly because my neighbours are indian and make great food for me during diwali, but i just dont get the level of racism on here, I want to talk about the fucking alien franchise and how disney are destroying it and you alt-right white supremacists have taken over this site im fed up
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:42:35 PM
No.214240648
>>214240591
I'm just racist. The jeet is too but he pulls it out as copium, we're racist back and he claims victim he's a little bitch and has done this from the start who just cry's about it and posts pics of little kids he'll someday be just like a get white woman saar
trust me dude this guy is just as racist and 10x more pathetic and he means that shit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:42:48 PM
No.214240656
>>214240693
>>214240591
as that anon said who the fuck can tell the difference? you stupid jeet
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:42:51 PM
No.214240659
>>214240681
The african underage.... Get out of this general right now.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:43:12 PM
No.214240664
is there a way to filter out the racist posts seeing as janitors are not doing their jobs
>>214240105
>tried to alert black lady to the tadpoles
>pulled up lip to try to smile at the dumb jeeta
>directly intervened to help them fight the alien at the end
>probably would have worked if they all did it at once instead of immediately splitting and leaving him as bait
it seems friendly enough that theoretically it could just live in some dude and be friendly to others indefinitely
fuck it, give him some hobo or a zoomer on fent... I'm #teameyeball from now on, I wasn't sure before but it's clear now he's a cool little dude
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:43:53 PM
No.214240680
Why do they have the cringey music at the end of every episode?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:43:54 PM
No.214240681
>>214240659
stop reaching buddy pal we all know its you RAJEEET cope and seethe harder you already threaded to dox us dumbass
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:44:14 PM
No.214240690
>>214239129
The bad Jewish guy had the right idea, you find a baddie on the spaceship so you're not leaving a baddie behind.
>>214240656
well i guess all you whites are jews right? or let me guess your CCP chinese? sent from north korea thats the only other option, because you all look alike
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:44:52 PM
No.214240706
>>214240666
racism is perfectly normal
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:44:54 PM
No.214240708
>>214240666
janitors allow him to stay and calling it out would be breaking rule 8 if you show actual proof
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:44:57 PM
No.214240710
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:45:03 PM
No.214240713
>is there a way to filter out the
Yeah go back to Nigeria or Sudan or use a name or trip yourself so we can ignore you.
>666
Literally the devil.
>>214240642
and there we are, fucking hilarious, stupid fucking jeet now take your shitty links and fuck off
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:46:05 PM
No.214240730
>>214240761
>>214240693
jeets having a melty this thread stops being about alien the second we point out how dumb he is a long with the show he accuses us of being derivatives of his shitty Indian race, saying we're pkai ECT then malds because were not in India and he is
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:46:15 PM
No.214240740
>>214240882
>>214240679
this genuinely was baffling, the eyeball tapped on the glass and she spoke to it like a dog? and moved it rather than be intrigued by what it wants. I get she might have been experimenting with it for a while and used to it doing stuff like that but then if it hasn't tapped on glass you might want to figure out what it wants and that it has signs of intelligence
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:46:16 PM
No.214240742
The FBI can't save you, kid. Go back to playing Roblox or better not. Go back to Nigeria where you belong, underage.
Go play some Runescape with Venezuela, if your underage ass even knows what Runescape is.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:46:59 PM
No.214240756
>>214240782
>>214240693
cool, whatever you say jeet literally nobody cares about what you think one way or the other
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:47:06 PM
No.214240757
>>214240777
>>214240726
look at him spam the thread replying to stuff he's already replied to to hide his embarrassing moments then he plays victim
typical coward Indian
>>214240730
>>214240726
SHUT THE FUCK UP, NIGGER. WE'RE LOSING POSTERS BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRICAN.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:48:02 PM
No.214240771
>>214239660
Frankly, it's not a bad idea to put a guy that autistic on a space ship. The small crew will meet his social needs so he won't get stir-crazy like the others, and a very different perspective is useful. Too bad about turning that girl's cryopod into a glazed donut.
>>214240757
>>214240726
>>214240642
Did the ragebait bot malfunction? it's replying to itself.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:48:28 PM
No.214240782
>>214240813
>>214240756
lol I cant wait til your daughter bring shome a coloured guy
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:48:41 PM
No.214240788
>>214240808
>>214240761
lmao seethe more poo skin
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:48:54 PM
No.214240795
>>214240761
>WE'RE
oh noo.. we're loosing Indian posters because some random black 19 yo mogged your gross brown ass
I'm not him btw you're just having a melty
>>214238856 (OP)
So what was the fucking point of Morrow distrusting the crew, and us seeing them all interact in suspicious ways, if not only all of that didn't matter in the end because the answer was recorded in the logs, but it also turned out to be a fag we haven't even seen yet, had no connection to, and who just existed to die almost the second he appeared on screen. I don't get it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:49:36 PM
No.214240808
>>214240831
>>214240788
rather have poo skin than mayo skin, your creamy white girls love us
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:49:42 PM
No.214240813
>>214240830
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:49:56 PM
No.214240817
>>214240927
How did they even capture these specimens in the first place? Other than Morrow the entire crew is incompetent
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:49:57 PM
No.214240818
>>214240777
sure thing rajeet play the victim now that you got made fun of, you started this we were talking alien earth in this thread tell you had a tiny Indian pecker melty
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:50:02 PM
No.214240820
>>214240801
Character development: He's the way he is because he's constantly surrounded by retards
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:50:37 PM
No.214240830
>>214240896
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:50:43 PM
No.214240831
>>214240808
lol stupid delusional jeet
Ladies... gentlemen... we have unironic Amazon bots in this general.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:51:15 PM
No.214240848
>>214240881
>>214240592
It was supposed to be brave and powerful
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:51:15 PM
No.214240849
>>214240761
isn't this the Indian who said Timmy's were all coping and seething because women want Indian and black dick because you're too afraid to hide behind your own tiny dick race directly so you tried to black max
why do you hate the black man now? We have a wonderful good looking lack teen around 19 in here and you hate him now, just last week you wished you were him. I don't get it,
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:52:16 PM
No.214240875
>>214240960
>>214240834
>the Indian is so desperate he's now doxxing blanket IP like a script kiddy
carefully rajeet there are a lot of people who will play this was against you and they actually know how to code
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:52:28 PM
No.214240881
>>214240848
It was funny because the aliens reaction was like ah get this shit off my face
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:52:30 PM
No.214240882
>>214240905
>>214240679
>>214240740
I think it distracted her so that the tick could escape.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:52:58 PM
No.214240896
>>214240939
>>214240830
nope not going to work you've outted yourself you idiot its done all thats left is to laugh at you, you absolute retarded jeet, from now on any time you post all anyone needs to do is link this thread, you complete and utter moron par for course for a shitskin
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:53:17 PM
No.214240903
>>214240834
Motherfucking Amazon.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:53:21 PM
No.214240905
>>214240882
I did think that but the way they showed it implied he was alerting her to look at the cup
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:53:29 PM
No.214240908
>>214241007
>>214240834
LMAO WAIT NOO HE'S JUST MAKING THIS SHIT UP PULLING IT OUT HIS ASS LMAO IM DEADD HE HAS A SPREADSHEET
GUYS WE LIVE ACTUALLY RENT FREE IN THE INDIANS HEAD TOTAL JEET MELTDOWN
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:54:15 PM
No.214240927
>>214240974
>>214240817
Yeah how the hell did they capture a face hugger? Afro futurism nigger had one in a vat.
>>214240896
yes I said i was black whats the problem? can we continue talking about the trash show that is Alien Earth? Isn't this an Alien Earth General, not /pol/
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:55:27 PM
No.214240960
>>214241043
>>214240875
HAHAHA so you're a retard from Baghdad using Amazong and Ukraine bots? Niceeeee. I'm going to call you Baghdad Amazon bot from now on.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:55:33 PM
No.214240965
>>214240801
It would have been kino if the director had been able to turn the episode into a pseudo-The Thing.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:55:48 PM
No.214240972
>>214240939
lmao no I think we'll make fun of you some more
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:55:55 PM
No.214240974
>>214240927
more importantly... how did they know about the Xenomorph?
When they're discussing the explosion on the ship and that there's a xenomorph how did they know that did they have info from prometheus and covenant?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:56:24 PM
No.214240987
>>214241049
I like this show but this entire episode felt totally unnecessary to me.
We didn't need a 1 hour long episode just to tell use that "boy retard actually planned it all".
The rest of the episode is something we already got in episode 1, and it was better then when it was just these small snippets of what went down.
Waste of an episode, it's only 8 episodes long too right?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:56:29 PM
No.214240991
>>214241034
>>214240939
he's mad you mogged him he wants to be black so bad, before in alien earth threads he makes he was calling us all racist white Timmy's who are just afraid of the superior black and Indian peckers
he hides behind the black race because he super doesn't wanna be Indian don't worry man its literal documented jealously
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:57:03 PM
No.214241007
>>214240908
Oh no the Amazon bot learned how to use capitals... if only it could learn to use punctuation marks now.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:58:02 PM
No.214241034
>>214240991
>>214240939
stop samefagging, I keep thinking you can only embarrass yourself so far but you just keep digging that hole
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:58:19 PM
No.214241040
>>214240223
He acts exactly like a dog or cat that loves their human to Black Science Lady. The only thing I missed: did he kill Shmuel or was he already dead?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:58:21 PM
No.214241043
>>214240960
cope harder Ranjeet you don't know how to code you don't know how to script kitty cope and seethe harder
just like you accused the black dude of being me and I proved you wrong
the only one from a third world country is you bro stop larping you dk how to code buddy I'm from the place you would kill to be in America
here's a pic of my American bong to blow your mind I took a few glorious American nights ago
god I love being in America and not India
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:58:39 PM
No.214241049
>>214240987
Yeah only three episodes left.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:59:02 PM
No.214241057
>>214238856 (OP)
explain
what morrow was doing with the guns, some kind of finger print unlock?
what female captain was doing with the brown dust
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:59:13 PM
No.214241062
>>214240834
>Ashburn
>St Louis
>>214240409
>thank god im black
>thank god im black
>thank god im black
Nice work outting yourself, blackie. Now get the fuck out.
Keep your 4 inch penis to yourself.