Thread 214239066

Have you ever snuck candy or snacks into the kinoplex with you?

>>214239066 (OP)
I always sneak in a couple of cans of these bad boys. Pure kino fuel l.

now I'm hard and sad

>>214239066 (OP)
No. I don't eat candy or snacks outside of the movie theatre. Why would I eat inside?

>a bunch of individually wrapped candy
fuck these guys

>>214239066 (OP)
Only thing worth smuggling is popcorn but nobody does that. Who even eats candy while watching kinos anyway? I do enjoy some peanut m&ms with popcorn but if I'm going to be buying the $10 theater bucket i might as well pay for the m&ms

Also I don't like eating during the movie unless it's loud. It feels rude and I'm sensitive to tiny sounds.

Yea I fill my pockets with beans

>>214239318
This nigga eatin beans

>>214239066 (OP)
absolutely, are you kidding me? Theaters charge 6 DOLLARS for WATER now

>>214239283
Yeah seems like a dick move.

>>214239066 (OP)
No. I can go 3 hours without eating.

>>214239239
Aren't those quite dangerous, how do you even farm them.

>>214239066 (OP)
Haven't been to the kinoplex in ages, but I used to bring in pizza I'd buy at a nearby joint. I would just put it in a garbage bag, with my rolled up jacket on top to make it look rounder.

Damn! I’d like to sneak her into the kinoplex to snack on!

imagine how badly she'll have to piss by the end of the ads chugging that HUGE dr. pepper.

>>214239429
It's not about need, but about combining pleasures for more enjoyment.

>>214239429
americans literally short circuit reading this post

>>214239580
I'm an obese american who snacks and going to the kinoplex is when I don't eat. I dedicate my attention fully on the kino.

>>214239066 (OP)
Why go through all that trouble? Just put it in a bag. Not even store guards who suspect you're shoplifting are allowed to search your stuff without consent.

>>214239661
You must be fun at parties

>>214239066 (OP)
i snuck in a box of some little debbie shit once

I order a pizza and open the emergency exit for the guy. I always order enough for the entire theater and no one has ever complained.

the word is "sneaked"

>>214239455
remember the basics of CQC and shoot them with a tranq gun

>>214239066 (OP)
me and wife sneak candy and drinks in in her purse
even when they look inside her purse they just don't care
we buy popcorn there
theaters are so desperate for business they don't actually care if you bring stuff in as long as you don't act like a retarded nigger and make it super obvious to other patrons

What kind of chaffing dish do you guys like to use? I like rectangular with a low profile, so you can fit it under the seat

>>214239066 (OP)
they get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be their fault

>>214239661
She wants to make a funny video for attention and he wants her ass and the attention of being a successful Brad

who the fuck goes to the movie

has there even been a single good movie in the past 30 years?

>>214239203
I'm soft and happy

My mum told me she used to sneak in food when I was a baby using the diaper bag. Thought that was smart but then realized she was the type of asshole that brings a baby to the movies. Sorry to anyone's whose movie was ruined by my crying but I was an infant so I didn't really have much control.

>>214239871
BR2049

Sure, two watermelons stuffed in my grandmother's bra.

>>214239871
shin godzilla rerelease was fun

You can bet the guy made her do it because he has a breeding fetish

I was probably jerked off in the movie theater 50+ times in college. We usually went there multiple times a month and if my girlfriend got bored she'd initiate a handjob. She was so bored by Avatar I busted twice in the same showing. I later found out from a girl who worked there that there were cameras in the theaters and the owner would just sit there all day searching for people who'd brought obvious outside food, then send the staff in to ask them to leave. I realized that this guy had definitely been spying on my handjobs for the past three years and was either watching or didn't want to spoil our fun. Considering that he was known to be a dick, I suspect the former.
We continued.

>>214239066 (OP)
women are evil

>>214239066 (OP)
>sneak
is this an american thing? here everybody just buy snacks and candy and bring it along without having to sneak it in.

>>214239066 (OP)
that's what happens when popcorn is a 1,275% mark up. they should just bring back drive ins

>>214240002
you can bet she did it because she wants to be bred

I snuck a rotisserie chicken in by using a small beanie.

>>214239066 (OP)
she's cute. Insta? OF?

>>214240418
The vid is retarded. People bring their own food all the time but just stuff their pockets. Doing something like that is what people who try to bring in a bag of mcdonalds food with them would do. Theaters don't actually give a shit as long as you don't walk in with the food in hand like a retard. They aren't going to have security pat people down for outside food.

>>214240288
>want to pee
>walk out to the entrance tunnel
>I can still see the screen but the rest of the audience can't see me
>pee on the wall and go back without having missed anything
I did this several times back in the day.

>>214241208
Were you drunk at least? Or just an animal?

>>214241273
The latter.

>>214239066 (OP)
you should pay for the movie theaters snacks to support the theaters

>>214239066 (OP)
I never have to sneak anything into the kinoplex. Robert just sees me with a bottle of bourbon and personally welcomes me to my allocated seat.

>>214239066 (OP)
I remember going to the movies back when they had free movie tuesdays in the middle of like july or august wearing a coat when it was like 100 degrees and the coat and my pants pockets were just full of food

>>214240288
>go to cinema to watch movie
>sociopath cinema owner puts up secret cameras and makes YOU the movie
based

>>214239239
B-b-b-boney as hell!

>>214239066 (OP)
Yea they aren't allowed to search your backpack so I can sneak literally ANYTHING in there. My going to the toilet and pouring vodka in my large coke days are sadly over tho but who knows maybe I will again soon. I definitely will for Avatar 3

>>214239066 (OP)
All that effort and no one gave a shit lol. Nice tiktok

>>214241191
It's just a fun memory to share with someone. Chill out anon.

>>214239066 (OP)
Me? I'd sneak in crab's legs

>>214239066 (OP)
Used to all the time. Theaters checked bags and purses but somebody making $7/hr doesn't give a shit if you smuggle jr mints in your asscrack.

>>214239066 (OP)
These assholes are fucking Robert out of a job

>>214241888
Checked. Plus that's a snack you can share with your falcon.

>>214239066 (OP)
i want gf

>>214241923
they check for weapons nowadays they literally do not care about candy or whatever if you aren't being obnoxious and obvious about it
I had a theaterwench look in my wife's purse literally push the pile of candy aside to see the bottom of the bag and then give us the okay to go in

I used to go to the cinema on Friday afternoon after school for hookups. Would usually get sucked off while watching something decent. Made a girl squirt watching Control, that Joy Division bio. Only exception was No Country for Old Men, we were too riveted to fool around.

I sneak booze into the theater. 8 cans.

>>214242006
just be yourself

>>214242026
>squirt
like a bag of sand you say?

>>214242009
>check for weapons
Kek is this some new age bullshit? I haven't been to the kinoplex since 2009

>>214239718
how is "a pizza" enough for the entire theater?

>>214241155
you carried a rotisserie chicken on your head under your beanie?

you've surpassed the lobster in the purse

I brought a whole can of pringles into the theater for Joker. No one cared.

>>214239239
Eating sneks is weird

>>214239856
>and he wants her ass
Those two are definitely in a long term relationship I'm sure there's no shortage of ass for him.

>>214241730
Being a Kinoplex owner would be,.well, kino.

>>214242407
you should have had springy snakes in the can and let them confiscate it
jokes on them!

>>214239066 (OP)
>candy
step up your game

>>214242026
IT'S NOT SQUIRT, IT'S PISS

>>214239746
it's snuck

>>214242006
I've had this feeling too, but I can't even take care of myself right now

>>214242540
Costco pizza is best pizza

>>214239318
This African-American gentleman is consuming legumes in this establishment which displays cinematography

>>214242562
sneed + chuck?

>>214239066 (OP)
"people" who do this should be beaten to death

>>214239066 (OP)
That girl is so fucking cute.

I got kcked out for trying to sneak my fondue set into the minecraft movie. I should have waited to ignite the sterno cans until I was seated inside.

>>214242006
Just lost mine.

>>214239066 (OP)
>Americans cannot last two hours without consuming slop
And I guess eat candy too

>>214242857
>t. theater wagie

>>214241923
>>214242009
In what cucked country do you live?

>>214239066 (OP)
No

>>214239066 (OP)
almost every time we'd sneak in a cheap soda or something. when i finally got a good job we'd just load up at the kinoplex concessions out of convenience

>>214239066 (OP)
Don’t understand why Americans make it seem like some big event to sneak food into the theatre, it’s not like they’re frisking you before you go in, just wear a coat and stick it in the pockets

>>214239066 (OP)
In my coat pocket, every time. I don't eat much, though.

>>214243399
would you prefer they commit actual crimes to get their thrill from doing something wrong