Thread 214239260

So, I hear you biggers have been using this site to attack the differently abled. That ends today. Other option? /tv/ finds out why they call me Mister WARwick...

>>214239260 (OP)
if you're wondering; donald trump is to blame for the desensitisation these people have developed toward this kind of cruelty. mockery of this caliber is not organic, it's not human and it's certainly not funny. the bully fascist plutocrat trump has turned these people into hysterics and. it's not /pol/, it's not twitter, it's not liveleak or some other deep web site; it's always been that fucking piece of shit.

>>214239407
>if you're wondering; donald trump is to blame for the desensitisation these people have developed toward this kind of cruelty. mockery of this caliber is not organic, it's not human and it's certainly not funny. the bully fascist plutocrat trump has turned these people into hysterics and. it's not /pol/, it's not twitter, it's not liveleak or some other deep web site; it's always been that fucking piece of shit.

>>214239492
You should see a psychiatrist, troll. that pedophile warmonger has made you his sheep.

Life must be absolutely terrifying for him every day, knowing a literal child could pin him to the floor and kill him with their bare hands.

Also I've always wondered, do you think he pays ridiculous money to have all his clothes specially made? Or does he just take the blow to his pride and buy kids stuff for himself?

>>214239260 (OP)
Footballs aren't supposed to talk

>>214239260 (OP)
Why did I read this with a pitched voice?

>>214239754
how did I never realize he buys children sized clothing until I saw this post kek

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I don't mind midges, except for one. He better watch out

>>214239260 (OP)
I hear you’re a little transphobic, Mr Warwick

>>214240878
>slop
was it really so hard to find a picture of someone with a baseball bat?

>>214240902
>but this time for the small screen
Kek

>>214239260 (OP)
>biggers
Fuck that’s amazing lmao

Fuck you /tv/. Warwick is a national treasure. He's a BAFTA winner for God sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5zhcQNP2tM

>>214239260 (OP)
Dodge this!
>*punts him across a glass windows covering him and cuts and lacerations*

>>214240929
What's the big deal about that?

>the SS had real dwarf hunters
Return to tradition

>>214240902
Be the bigger man, anon.

>>214241217
It's a little on-the-nose.

>>214239260 (OP)
I saw the 2012 or 2013 Would I Lie To You episode with Mr Davis last week. His entire appearance circled around the fact he was in Star Wars 30 years ago.

>>214241304
kek

>>214240434
he and his whole family used to come in and get all of their clothes custom made where I worked. Suits, dresses, all of it. Then covid his and the mall shut down the build-a-bear.

>>214241382
fucking biggers

>>214239260 (OP)
By Azura, By Azura BY AZURA!! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you, standing here, next to me!

>>214241585
doesn't even fucking look like him

"BIGGERS could be here" he thought as he cooly puffed on his candy cigarette
"With a pedal car, you can go anywhere"

Ah humm…. MIDGE

Remember the tv show about a midget family? I believe it was called little fingers, big heads. Anyway the name of the family was the Rolloffs. Rolling off is also the way they had to get down from a couch.

>>214240902
Base(d)ment

>>214241029
Every child from Harry Potter looks 50 even though they're in their 30s.

His daughter is not only a midget, but she can't talk either. How is she an actor? Midgets should not be allowed to breed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfbpME94j7U

>>214242633
He had several other failed midget children that died in childbirth, and also a full sized daughter that is almost never seen named Reachwench Davis. Her spine is horribly twisted from living in a mushroom and having to wear nothing but hand-me-ups from her half sister.

>>214242750
>hand-me-ups
Jesus fucking Christ

>>214242633
Holy shit, she's in that incel soap opera? Small world!

I mean come on, he does actually look quite intimidating here, just admit it.

>>214241408
Absolutely grim

>>214242633
Both of his kids talk like that. What's the deal?
https://youtu.be/S5zhcQNP2tM?t=356

>>214243191
It's all fun and games until he bites your dick and doesn't let go.

>>214239260 (OP)
Don't get too cocky midget.

>>214240878
Wish we get a goblin slayer type of anime but instead of goblin the protagonist kill midgets.

>>214239407
retarded newfag

>>214243541
lol does he just play every midget-sized character in harry potter?

>>214241029
do you think they always have the mini podium prepped no matter what to throw them off or do people like Warwick or Dinkledge waddle their way behind the curtain pre-show and do a tiny fist pump if they see the toddler podium has been dusted off?

this is the funniest thread ive read in a while

It's quite fortunate that small humans are biologically stable and giant humans are not. There isn't any good reason for this being the case; it could have been that 1/100,000 people turn out 10 feet tall and live to 60. That would be a major problem for obvious reasons.

>>214244591
there is, retard
when youre small your heart manages to pump blood around your body just fine, when youre tall it's more difficult for your heart to do so. when youre a giant your heart barely supports you and eventually dies, like the overclocked engine it is

>>214242633
my god why does it sound like her voice is coming out of her nose and why does she eat so many letters in pronunciation? nepotism is a hell of a thing isn't it?

>>214239260 (OP)
>/tv/ finds out why they call me Mister WARwick
Your NBA Wins Above Replacement would be a negative number.
We already knew that.

>mfw Warwick Davis realises this song starts playing during his torture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE

ON BEHALF OF THE GNOMES, WE DISAVOW WARWICK DAVIS.