Thread 214239704

>You ever tried Shawarma?
Was it really that funny to just blurst out some middle eastern dish?
What even is Shawarma?

>>214239704 (OP)
shawarma deez nuts

>>214239704 (OP)
I really wanted to try a Shawarma because of this scene but never gotten around to it
So finally during my vacation i decided to try something new and went to a local shawarma place i never hatd the time to vist tried ordering one
They had no menu in the store or anything like that so when i asked what they have the store owner just made fun of me for not knowing anything about the store and then handed me a menu from behind the counter
I ordered a Shawarma played and its just Döner meat with some flat bread and a bunch of topings like tomatos a pickle cut up in huge chunks and krautsalat
They also gave me a bunch of frys and a shitton of mayo
It was greasy and measy the Tomato had parts of the stalk on it and it was just overall not that special good
Id rather have a Döner over this any day atleast the underpaid Dönerguy knows not to make fun of you
4/10

>>214239763
>I ordered a Shawarma played and its just Döner meat with some flat bread and a bunch of topings like tomatos a pickle cut up in huge chunks and krautsalat
yes, that is, what the fuck diod you expect? Jesus Christ, people here are retarded

>>214239859
You type all wrong. Why are you retarded?

>>214239755
Kek

>>214239704 (OP)
>What even is
Is this grammatically correct? Seems like an online thing that spread over the last 5-7 years.

>>214239921
ofcoure it is why wouldnt it be correct

>>214239921
good morning

>>214240694
It just sounds wrong.

>>214240715
Hey

>>214239921
holy shit can ESL fucking shits just fucking die already?!

>>214239763
Many such cases
>>214239859
What he actually wanted was probably a doner kebab. The names kind of get mixed up sometimes.

Give me one roll of kebab and 500ml of Cola for the price of my right leg. Right now!

>>214240805
No i had a Doner kebab multiply times and liked it but i never had a shawarma and wanted to try one
I knew it was something similar but its almost the same

>>214239704 (OP)
I thought tony was more of a chesseburger guy

>>214239704 (OP)
Predictive programming about how New York would soon be ruled by a Muslim

>>214240805
There's a place near me that does this but they're all arabs / turkish. couple of guys sitting around just talking there at all hours, I know they hate whites and probably spit in my food so i refuse them business

>>214239763
I also tried it because of this scene but it came on a plate instead of a wrap so I was a little disappointed even though it wasn't bad. I didn't know I had to specify but maybe I ordered the wrong thing. That was a long time ago and I haven't had any form of shawarma since

>>214239704 (OP)
>Can deconstruct any material with his mind and reconstruct it into anything he wants
>can fly / float
>telekinetic shields
>Psionic Control (mind control)
>Dies to space in a quip exchange
They did the black order dirty. These niggahs didn’t even get 1/4 a movie

>>214242108
Fucking product placement. Would a billionaire ever actually eat that slop?

>>214239859
>why don't these infidels know the name of my dish
>I bet they don't even fuck their goats inshalla

>>214243305
My biggest eye roll was the power scaling. Black widow and cap beating up on the one skinny dude and proxima midnight? Arent they both metahuman strong and fast?

>>214239704 (OP)
Gyros are superior

>>214242108
>cheeseburgers

>>214239704 (OP)
It's a line from Xanders actor from Buffy, he said it during his audition and Whedon put it in this movie for some reason.

>>214239704 (OP)
It’s kebab in bread, you can get it at the food stalls at the park

>>214243385
Yeah Midnight herself could have handled them both. They tried to separate them to make it like bad avenger team vs good avenger team but to anyone who knows those characters it was cheap and made no sense. Black order should have had to be dispatched in a more cunning way like traps and overwhelming force

>>214243756
Midnight kills gods, she’s a god slayer and Corvus is literally immortal so yeah they should never have been depicted in the films in the first place Kek

>>214239704 (OP)
Americanization of doner kebab

>>214243880
isnt doner kebab already an more westerniese version of the dish?
The idea of eating it like a meat tornado sandwich came to some turk when he saw people eating their food on their way to work and everyone was to busy to sit down and have a proper meal

>>214239763
>I ordered an Hamburger and it was just a couple of slices of bread with pickles, cheese, tomatoes, meat and spices on top of that. They also gave me a bunch of frys and a shitton of tomato sauce.

>>214239763
>Wants to try Shawarma
>Orders a Shawarma
>Gets a Shawarma
What's the next step of your master plan, buddy?

>>214243326
are you retarded

>>214239704 (OP)
>Was it really that funny to just blurst out some middle eastern dish?
Yes

>>214244953
I went to Harry's Bar in Venice and the hamburger was two sliced of toasted white bread and the burger meat for about €60. Thank fuck I didn't order it.
The food in Venice is atrocious.

>>214245113
why did they record this?
do they record every customer or was it just because she was cute?

>>214246659
It's like getting free actors for your advertisement.

>>214246659
No. Half the time the girl is some instathot or OF girl trying to promote herself.

>>214246659
it's almost like they planned it out... nah it would be too weird right? In this day and age

>>214243384
Obsessed

>>214239704 (OP)
>Middle eastern
It's an Israeli dish you retarded faggot...

>>214243326
The billionaire president of the free world eats sloppier slop.

>finally watch marvel avengers movies at friends' prompting
>filled with overwhelming desire to see all the reddit characters in them die
>the "cleverer" and "wittier" they are, the more I hope they suffer
>they never suffer
>they always win in the end
>my desire to see them suffer and die always increases with no release
>even the villains who occasionally temporarily defeat or inconvenience them are also reddit, gay, and retarded, and I want to see them suffer too
Were these movies made to torture me?

>>214239921
Just bad grammar that has been around forever.
>what even is the point?
>what is even the point?

>>214248218
And where, anon, is Israel?

>>214248218
>rushes in defense of the chosen people
>fumbles it spectacularly
Save face and never post again

>>214248595
In the hearts and minds of every American citizen.

>>214248595
Trick question, something that doesn't exist can't be anywhere.

>>214239704 (OP)
literally just a burrito

>>214248364
>local autist learns protagonists win in the movies

>>214239704 (OP)
they're shown eating shawarma in the post credits scene, the other one
this thread just made me remember most posters here are zoomers who didn't watch this on the theater, probably watched it on 1.5 speed on mobile then closed it when the credits began

>>214239763
This post pissed off way more brown people in this thread than I would have expected.

>>214243756
>Black order
kfc and grape soda?

>>214248467
"What even is the point" is a more proper but somewhat archaic way of saying it.
"What is even the point" is a retarded but more modern way of saying it. In this context, even is functioning as an adverb and it's after the predicate rather than before.
A similar sentence would be "What exactly is your point," versus "What is exactly your point?" The latter sounds much more ESL and brown, as do you for complaining.

its pretty good actually

>>214243326
Warren Buffett eats mcdonalds every day.

For me it's the Trader Joe's shawarma chicken thighs
>Cube up the chicken
>Cook in pan
>Heat up flatbread slightly
>Spread hummus on bread
>Make a Caesar salad
>Throw chunks of chicken on bread
>Top with the salad
>Omnomnomnom

One of my favorite meals. Don't care if it's "authentic" or not, it's delicious. Been eating it for several years but for whatever reason it gives me the shits now and it never did before. So I only try to make it once a month or so instead of weekly like before.

>>214239704 (OP)
Orange slices was way funnier

>>214239921
Can saar BE ay more indian?

>>214245113
Lmao. Ners lol

Nothing beat the NY-style asbestos flavored shawarma.

Just look at them!, they love it!