Thread 214241288

>here's your new Lara Croft bro
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>214241288 (OP)
i literally do not give a shit

>>214241288 (OP)
Thank god Chad Hodge has joined Phoebe Waller-Bridge as showrunner, was worried she was overworked with all the content she's putting out

>>214241288 (OP)
Can't wait to not watch it.

Didn't this bitch lose custody of her kids because she couldn't stop partying? How can one raid a tomb if you can't even take care of what comes out of your womb?

>>214241288 (OP)
Lara Croft's relevancy began and ended with being a video game titmonster. There's nothing else you can do with her.

>>214241288 (OP)
holy shit it's over

>>214241288 (OP)
the cheesy Laura croft movies is the best Hollywood will get out of her, this will likely go nowhere unless it's out of this world good.. which based off Hollywood lately it wont be

I thought this bitch was done because she was a drunk who couldn't stop partying. Who's dick did she suck for this?

>>214241288 (OP)
is lara croft even relevant in the age when you can, in a mainstream commercial product like bg3, run around with 4 naked chicks?

>>214241288 (OP)
When did the movie and television industry become addicted to bombs and financial failures?

>>214241288 (OP)
grim

>>214241288 (OP)
whats wrong with this? please update my reactionary propaganda module

>>214241288 (OP)
Should have been Emily Blunt as Mommy Lara

Awful casting. A woman and a gay dude showrunning to diffuse the blame for this no doubt abomination of a show. Fuck you too, Amazon.

>>214241288 (OP)
Oh no no posting should have died years ago

>>214241670
she's hideous and devoid of charm. this is a guaranteed failure from the casting alone.

>>214241670
For starters she's probably the worst actress in any medium, including porn.

>>214241288 (OP)
>cast pretty white girl as Lara
>chuds mad anyway

>>214241288 (OP)

Going after Jolie is a tough act to follow, they are all going to feel subpar. Vikander failed and Turner would have struggled even at her prime. I guess Jolie is just built different but still...

someone told me this was canned. was I lied to?

>>214241731
>pretty white girl
Yeah, a decade ago. Party life hasn't been kind to her

>>214241288 (OP)
#NotmyLara

>>214241731
>thinks this dead eyed hag is pretty because
>blonde hair? [X]
>blue eyes? [X]
you have no actual standards or appreciation of aesthetics. you're probably brown.

>>214241839
Who should they have cast instead, trannysister?

>>214241288 (OP)
>THIS GIRL IS TOO OLD FOR THE PART SINCE SHE'S OVER 21. I'M GONNA SPAM PICS OF HER BEING WALLED AND BOGGED NON-STOP TO VOICE MY DISPLEASURE.

oh no no no

>>214241767
The entertainment cabal were unsure on whether to continue with the subversion of male entertainment for a while there but it looks like they came to a decision. It's still a go.

>>214241894
im not really up to date on young actresses or lara croft lookalikes. but anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together to make a thought can instantly recognize how awful this casting is.

>>214241943
Her being too old is not even remotely the worst thing about this casting. You are dishonest.

>>214241983
>I don't know anything but you're still wrong because... You just are okay?!?!
Dilate.

With current UK I'm surprised it's not an arab

>>214242020
every time. Dilate

>>214241894

Cara shes thin and wirey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCe4veJsBuI

>>214242020
dilates do not run off facts they run off saar

>>214241288 (OP)
Should've cast Dafne

>>214241288 (OP)
Can these studios not just hire a designated Chud to approve this garbage?
>Hey you know the game about the sexy female indiana jones that made headlines back in the day for being too sexy and big titted? Lets cast 50 year old Sansa from game of thrones.
Like are they allergic to money???

Also I never found Sansa good looking or even cute.

>>214241288 (OP)
holy shit we're so back

>Cast as Lara Croft for a Tomb Raider reboot no one asked for
>Should be cast as Boy George in a biopic that also no one asked for

>>214242020
>you need to have an answer to substitute, or else you're wrong
what a retarded mentality.

>>214242092
She actually looks the part

>>214242092
this picture is objectively a better casting, but i dont know what her personality/acting is like.

>>214241288 (OP)
She's got a thick accent for the role.

>>214242158
Unironically yes otherwise you're just throwing an impotent tantrum.

>>214241288 (OP)
Sophie Turner is a gay man's idea of what an attractive woman looks like.

>>214241363
this English slag just keeps falling upward somehow
>Since late 2023, Turner has been in a relationship with Peregrine Pearson, son of Michael Pearson, 4th Viscount Cowdray

Shills earning their pay in this thread

>>214241288 (OP)
horse status?

>>214241943
She's not gonna fuck you, bro.

>>214241645
It's all about sticking it to the former audience for these IPs. It's not just about alienating them, it's about rubbing the salt into the wound.

>>214242092
>British
>Big tits
>Kinda bogged face that actually resembles OG Lara
>Is generally liked by audiences
Historic casting fumble. She was right there.

>>214242152
MOMMY

>>214242152
If she had bigger boobs I'd be less upset at the casting.

>>214242229
>this car is broken and wont turn on
>what exactly is the problem? tell me how to fix it then
>i dont know. im not a mechanic, but i can tell that its broken
>if you dont know, then the car is fine!
you should probably kill yourself and make the world a better place.

>>214241288 (OP)
you know that other sister would make more sense
also sophie could play that evil blonde bitch from LAU

>>214242521
Nigger you can't even say what's wrong with the casting. Your analogy would be more apt with taking a car into a shop and just saying "I dunno" everytime the mechanic asks you something.

>Does the car start?
>I dunno
>Does it have gas?
>I dunno
>Did it ever start?
>I dunno

>>214241288 (OP)
>Phoebe Waller-Bridge
wasn't that the actress/director for fleabag?
how the fuck does that fit with tomb raider?

>>214241303
>>214241458
>>214241649
>>214241731
>>214241945
>>214242152
>>214242406
>>214242288

Great casting. No idea why some 'people'are whinning

>>214242629
well i think she's not a very good actress but Lara Croft isn't very complex i guess

Jon should have porked Sansa on-screen.

Just as hard as Theon porked Ros in season 1.

>>214242613
She's writing/producing

>>214241288 (OP)
Mm pretty much confirms no shorts. Shes got ugly legs

>>214241894

Ten years ago they could have gone with Eliza Dushku or Jessica Alba, or maybe Karen Gillian if they wanted to push her but for this generation the only choice that makes sense is Dafne Keen.

>>214242610
i said exactly whats wrong with the casting. she's hideous and devoid of charm. only a retarded brownoid would think "blonde hair and blue eyes. omg she's beautiful. she's perfect" without actually understanding anything about actual aesthetics and beauty. you're literally too stupid to insult.

>>214242613
Well listen chud, Lara Croft is a woman and Waller-Bridge is a woman. Now if we also aim it at an audience of women it'll be a huge hit, okay?

>>214242629
one shekel has been deposited to your account.

>>214242613
and she made Indy 5 into the, uh, monster hit that it was.

>>214242733
>she's hideous and devoid of charm
translation: she doesn't trigger my AGP

>>214241767
>someone told me this was canned
It was shelved and the intent was to start over from scratch, but cooler heads must have prevailed. They already invested too much money in it to change course now (Waller-Bridge for example had her contract renewed, another 20 mil, and she hadn't even put pencil to paper yet). I suspect that's why this new showrunner is being brought in to help.

>>214241731
>>214241670
>whats wrong with this?
...
> Worst actress on GOT.
> Worst part of X-Men Apocalypse & Dark Phoenix.
> More smug and vapid than Brie Larson.
> Near flat chested playing a character who is iconic for being giant breasted.
> Phoebe Waller Bridge who is show running it is a psychotic misandrist who ruined Indiana Jones 5.

>>214241894
PIC RELATED: GRACE CAROLINE CURREY

>>214242629
learn how to spell, dumb pajeet

>>214242887
sunk cost fallacy, it can always get a lot worse

>>214242887
so they're gonna flush even more money down the toilet.

when people ask "how can x cost so money to make", I don't see any of it on the screen, this is how.

I hope the plot is better this time.
Last one was so retarded.
>Lara don't do the thing or something bad will happen
>Lara does the thing
>something bad happen
>Lara don't do that other thing or-
>Lara does the thing
>something worst happens
>Lara wait don't do that oth-
>Lara does the thing
>consequences will never be the same as the world is in peril
>Lara please don't-
>Lara does the thing
>her father will have to die because of it
>FATHER: Lara, you are amazing and I'm so proud of you
>*father dies*
>Lara goes home and gives her estate to the bad guys

>>214243021
play the games.

>character most known for her boobs
>cast some a cup bitch

I HATE HOMOSEXUAL CASTING DIRECTORS I HATE HOMOSEXUAL CASTING DIRECTORS I HATE HOMOSEXUAL CASTING DIRECTORS

>>214242983
>>214243020
I think thats why Waller-Bridge decided on Sophie Turner instead of taking her time finding a proper Lara. She needed a relatively known star attached to help push her project forward.

Why do they adamantly insist on casting a flat person?
Lara Croft's main feature, graphically speaking, is her BOOBS! She can be mute or clinically retarded for all we care, all she needs is BOOBS!

>>214242629

She's just not an action star. Where is she going to get mascara and lipstick in a cave ?

It was already DOA thanks to PWB

>>214243152
as opposed to someone that actually could play the part.

>>214243127
what if we gave her a 14 year old boys haircut? Is she cute then.. no what about.. THE LORD FARQUAD

>>214241288 (OP)
Hahahahahaha

Kaya Scodelario was literally right there and would've been a much better fit.

>>214241670
unattractive, uncharismatic, shan't watch

this is the only real Tomb Raider, everything else is fan fiction

>>214242152
Always thought she was incredibly unattractive. I do not like her entire face, she looks like a bird, her hook nose, little pecker lips, flat chest, her large lanky body. She looks like she reeks

>>214243266
There are uglier actresses

The bigger issue will be the colonization bad writing where Lara is a progressive social justice advocate that seeks to prevent a white guy from getting artifacts so she may deliver them to a tribe of ugly browns who never bothered to care about it for the past 4 thousand years

>>214243245
Shit movie. I hated it as a fan of the games. The worst thing about this flick is how it actually influenced later games.

They keep downgrading Lara with every new adaption.

>>214241303
This br o

>>214241670
No boobs :(

>>214243336
I unironically never knew it was a game series before a movie series

I was 100% sure the game character was modelled on Angelina Jolie

Also, no one watched it for the plot.
But I agree, the games should have been primarily puzzle games.

>>214241288 (OP)
>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Stop trying so hard to fit in.

>>214243245
Mid

>One of Salke’s most notable decisions, while chief of Amazon/MGM, was the $20M-per-year deal she gave Waller-Bridge in 2019, which has so far yielded a total of zero movies and shows. Not just that, but the deal was bafflingly re-upped three years later, and then it was re-upped again right before Salke’s exit. However, this time around, Waller-Bridges’ contract has been converted from an exclusive overall deal to a nonexclusive first look, and “for significantly less” money.
>Salke recently told Variety that she had no regrets about the overall deal with Waller-Bridge, and that we should consider all the money that’s been dished out to her as more of a “holding deal.”

>>214243499
>let's give the dumb talentless nepo hire with a family worth a billion pounds tens of millions a year to do nothing
Everyone involved in this clusterfuck should be arrested for fraud.

>>214243499
Literally just money laundering for feminist cat lady wine aunts.

>>214243290

She's beautiful, in a pampered English princess who needs servants to wipe her ass kind of way.

>>214242914
>that pic
I was thinking the same thing when watching that movie

>>214241288 (OP)
kek
more girlboss slop coming right up

>>214243499
Gosh golly! things have gotten so much better since we started putting women in charge.

>>214242363
No one period is gonna fuck you, bro.

>>214243618
In the old games Lara was a girlboss.

>>214242914
>Worst actress on GOT.
that was the Tyrion Whore girl and the bad pussy girl
>worst part of x-men
nah, Jlaw was worse
>more smug and vapid than brie
not really
>boobs not big enough
true but thats the case all the time these days.
>Phoebe Waller Bridge
the real problem right here.

>>214242914
lacks the face. INSANE body
>>214242629
no charm, no body, no face
>>214242406
INSANE body, has the face, too short
>>214241811
just nope. these kind of films need a popular actress
>>214242258
they broke between may-june tho
they're not engaged yet. so maybe he's just playing

>>214243245
almost no one can beat that version of Lara, Angelina was born to play her.

>>214243609
perfect for Lara, minus the boobs but even modern Lara isnt busty anymore

>>214243803
>>214242914
>lacks the face
lol

>>214241288 (OP)
>I want a real brit (white) as Lara Croft!

No boobs.
No watch.
Simple as.

Oh boy, time to be mad about some movie we're not gonna watch anyway again.

>>214243875
it could have been a lot worse.

>>214243892
>Oh boy, time to be mad about some movie

apparent this is a series not a movie written by turbofeminists Phoebe Waller bridge expect lots of misandry.

>>214243327
I bet she won't raid a single tomb.

I like Sophie so I will be watching. I wonder if her bestie Maisie will be in it at some point?

>>214243892
Nobody is mad, my leftist friend. You shouldn't project your mentality on normal people.

>>214243327
that was the plot of Temple of doom and that was made in the fucking 80s. Except the part where the ugly brown people you dont like also didnt care about the artifact, they did. They usually do. Even if they dont because they have other shit to worry about, it never belonged to you, you dont just get to take it.

>>214243967
Hopefully saar. She very popular in Bangalore, brother.

>>214243964
So like in most of the games.

>>214243985
>Nobody is mad
lol

>>214243206
Would've been too perfect

>>214243587
While I disagree with the money she gets, you are using the term money laundering wrong. I worked multiple jobs where some assholes kid would just get paid to sit on his ass all day. Or even worse, when an a dick can't be fired because of his contract, so you put him away in a non existent position and continue to pay him. These things suck, but it is not money laundering. Stop throwing around words you don't even know the meanings of.

>>214243578
My uncle owned a car dealership and gave his son a salary that beat anything anyone could make on commission. He never sold a car. Is that fraud? Legitimate question.

>>214244350
They're just giving money to people they agree with politically for "movies" that never actually get made. But they definitely make sure and set up their little NGO "charities" with the money and pay themselves big salaries.

of all people why Sophie turner?
it took me 4 seconds to think of a better casting and im not being paid a cent they paid someone to pick her

>>214241288 (OP)
>phoebe waller-bridge
Why does she keep getting chances?

>>214244520
That's not laundering

>>214241288 (OP)
to be fair, she does look like she fucks horses

>>214244216
>>214243206
she is too nice and kind looking for lara

>>214244216
>>214244525
Amazon wanted a "known" actress, not the "right" actress.

Don't hate me, but I think Millie Bobby Brown would have been perfect for the role.

>>214243964
fucks sake

>>214244742
so they cast someone who looks nothing at all like the role they where casting for?

>>214243892
maybe we'd watch it, if it didn't look like a dumpster fire from a mile off.

>>214243964
Except if it's white people. They don't have cultural heritage.

Tap to continue.

>>214243964
what does this bitch do then?

>>214244756
I'm not arguing with you, Sophie is not right for the part. I'm just telling you why she was chosen over the no name actresses you guys keep mentioning.

Hollywood still has a hard on for GOT it seems.

>>214243985
>spend 15 hours/day every day crying about everything under the sun
>"i-i'm not mad! y-you're the mentally ill one!"
can you at least try and be creative

>>214244902
but it's not crying when you do it, right champ?

do fit actresses don't exist anymore or what?

>>214244871
this is why we dont have any new celebrities every known actor became known by being in roles they where cast perfectly in

We found your lara croft and she does not like men.

>>214243776
snekfu wasn't a bad actress

>>214244916
you ruined this website and you don't belong here. i have a right to be upset.

>>214242152
Doesn't she have kids? Where the fuck are her boobs?

>>214243152
>She needed a relatively known star
But she's currently best known for being pure box office poison

>>214244962
I disagree with that sentiment. We're not creating new stars due to DEI and wokeness. And believe it or not, nepotism.

Plenty of actors are getting cast in roles that they're not right for. And it's for all the wrong reasons. Look at Phoebe Waller-Bridge herself! She was earmarked to be the next Indiana Jones, until the film flopped hard.

Leftists and liberals have destroyed Hollywood. And not even Tom Cruise can save it anymore.

>>214244043
Do you have any idea how much of history would have been lost had white people not put it in museums before locals pilfered it for construction material and looters sold everything worth taking?

>>214245094
I don't mind defending Sophie Turner because at the end of the day, at least Lara Croft isn't BLACK. And you know that was a possibility.

Be thankful for the small things. And I've seen Sophie's tits (nude sunbathing). I don't think she'd be opposed to breast implants.

Gotta remember, this is her last chance. She's already roiding out.

>>214243152

Its less risk. If they cast an unknown actress and the series flopped people would blame the casting. If it flops with sophie turner they will blame conservatives.

>>214245146

Its always hilarious when they have to give an artifact back to some tribe that happened to be squatting on that territory 10,000 years later when white people arrived to record them.

>>214245205
Meh, I would have preferred Nathalie Emmanuel or Ella Balinska to this gross bitch.

>>214243967
Cute!

>>214245059
[X]

>>214244474
No, that's not fraud (even if one might feel it should be). As the sole owner and company director, your uncle would be free to spend his firm's money on whatever he deemed appropriate with zero oversight (depending on where you live I guess).
The difference is that Salke wasn't an owner of amazon/mgm (definitely not the sole owner). It would take effort to break it down but alongside Bezos, you have the board and all the individual shareholders. It's a publicly traded company. It has a duty to its shareholders. She has a duty to her bosses. In that case, they should be opening a criminal investigation into her for misappropriating funds.
(obviously I'm not a lawyer)

>>214242733
What's your example of an attractive white woman?

>>214245304
That's fine. Just don't call it Tomb Raider though. Stealing artifacts from aboriginals is based, but stop stealing white roles from white women. Thanks.

Really disappointed. She looks nothing like Lara. I won't be able to suspend my belief for this one. All I will see is Sophie Turner. So I won't watch it. At least the netflix cartoon is getting a second season.

>>214243499
Is waller-bridge a jew?

>>214246106
Slags aren't white.

>>214246186
Whiter than you.

>>214241288 (OP)
>take already made IP
>erm aschuaklly I am the creator

>>214242152
Reminder that this was shopped hence why she deleted it literally within an hour of uploading. You stupid indian.

>>214241894
Ryan Gosling

She isn't posh enough for that role

It's funny seeing what women think is hot. Everything they make fucking sucks.

>>214242629
>2019 image

>>214241670
actress was the reason why game of thrones stopped having sex scenes, she #metoo'd about a sex scene she had with a villain character and the showrunners buckled to her and made the show flaccid afterwards

then she proceeded to play phoenix in xmen and it exposed that she was a talentless bint with no redeeming qualities

>>214246214
>amazon series
it all makes sense

>>214241288 (OP)
boring

>>214243776
>Worst actress on GOT.
>that was the Tyrion Whore girl and the bad pussy girl
wrong, those girls had barely any screen time, whereas sophie turner was a child actress and main character that turned sour over the next decade of production, incomparable
>worst part of x-men
>nah, Jlaw was worse
jennifer lawrence was serviceable, not good, but it's universally agreed that sophie turner was miscast as jean grey
>more smug and vapid than brie
>not really
this isn't even an attempt at a disagreement, im not that anon you decided to argue against, but you aren't even trying
both brie larson and sophie turner both suffered from being gassed up during a weird era in hollywood

i can agree with you on the rest, but you are being intentionally facetious on how shit of an actress sophie turner is

>>214246289
Harvey Weinstein was everything good in Hollywood, now that he is gone, everything has turned to shit.

>>214246209
They wish

>>214242914
>>214246500
>>214243776
>>Worst actress on GOT.
in GOT it was fine, but she just had to stand around and look smug or arrogant, it was an easy role, then she went full bong after that so pretty much ruined

>>214241288 (OP)
>white, Brit, tall, straight
nigger it's 2025, pick your battles

>>214246647
I said the same thing. Nobody listened.

Most of these anons still believe that Angelina Jolie was wrong for the role. They're all clueless.

>>214246590
>in GOT it was fine
sophie turner was serviceable in GoT until she became an adult and actually demanded more screen time when the source material was running out.
then she got a big head and constantly demanded her character be more empowered and have more agency and no sex scenes, changing her into an awful character that no one liked

>>214242914
You wouldn't want a game accurate Nu-Lara anyways (especially the 2013 game)

>>214241288 (OP)
Holy fuck, they cast a woman to play Lara Croft?!?!?! This shit is just too woke!!!

>>214241288 (OP)
linebacker shoulders
just put that girl on anavar and yahoo!

>>214246867
Wha? Come on. Sophie Turner grew up on the show, she's not going to boss around the showrunners. Especially when her favorite scene was being raped by Ramsey.

>>214241317
lol she really is scamming the fuck out of amazon

>>214243776
yo sophie, you got btfo

>>214247020
They fired the retarded bitch who hired her. Probably shoulda cleaned house. But here we go.

>>214242629
I mean dark Phoenix showed that she’s not leading lady material.

>>214241811
Isn't she bogged now? She peaked before she left Coronation Street

This is like the 3rd movie reboot Tomb Raider is getting and it's getting a 4th video game reboot too.

When are they just going to put this franchise in the bin?

>>214241288 (OP)
>still hiring got actors
man...

>>214247328
when the last teenage boy's spirit is thoroughly crushed, there's still work to be done

>>214241288 (OP)
this is gonna bomb harder than X-Men: Apocalypse

>>214247501
More like bomb harder than Dark Phoenix where Turner was front and center and good lord was it bad.

>>214241670
>>214241731
>>214241943
People are very clearly stating why they dislike the casting with it mostly due to the lack of acting skills and you fags wants come in here and start doing this shit? Why?

>>214242629
This.
/tv/ chuds don't know how good they have it. Five years ago Amazon would have cast pic related as Lara

>>214247017
>Sophie Turner grew up on the show, she's not going to boss around the showrunners
that's literally what happened
https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/game-thrones-actress-sophie-turner-shocking-wedding-episode/story?id=31120511
>I’ve been making [producer Bryan Cogman] feel so bad for writing that scene: 'I can’t believe you’re doing this to me!'
>"It’s super messed up"
>When I got the scripts, it was bit like, dude, I felt so bad for her
>"After Joffrey, she’s escaped him and you think she’s going to lose her virginity to a guy who’s really sweet and takes care of her and she’s thrown in with a guy who’s a whole lot worse,"
https://archive.nytimes.com/artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/04/27/game-of-thrones-interview-sansa-ramsay/
>But obviously it was heartbreaking. When I got the script, I was shocked to my core. Because I was just like, is this really going to happen for her again? It’s really quite devastating. It is “Game of Thrones,” but when you had the moment at the end of Season 4 you think, “Oh her life is going to get better. She’s going to take matters into her own hands and she’s gonna be this powerful woman and liberate people and manipulate people.” And then it was just kind of like, “Oh.”
>"Yeah it’s more devastating than anything"
https://ew.com/article/2015/05/17/game-thrones-sansa-wedding/
>Last season Alex Graves decided to give me hints. He was saying, “You get a love interest next season.” And I was all, “I actually get a love interest!” So I get the scripts and I was so excited and I was flicking through and then I was like, “Aw, are you kidding me!?”
>I think fans’ reactions will be pretty simiilar: “How can they do this to Sansa?”
>I completely agree with them!
> I swear, this show, after the first season when people were hating on Sansa. Showrunners must have been like, “Okay, let’s do everything we can to make her the most abused, manipulated character!”

>>214244871
>Hollywood still has a hard on for GOT it seems.
It sucks because I never watched it and now movies are full of randos I'm expected to be attached to lol

>>214241317
Underrated kek

>>214245074
Probably left them back with the family she abandoned because she decided she wanted to be a partygirl again.

>>214241288 (OP)
>ugly titlet lanklet playing the busty mega babe
yawn

>>214241288 (OP)
Why cast this written off drug and alcohol addict hug when there are young sexy actresses? Sofia Vergara mogs this bitch who who is half her age?

Not to sound like an insane person but there's an Emilia Mother of GOT thread currently racing us Mophiechads to 300 replies.

>>214220717

I know I'm not the only one watching this. LFG!!!!

>>214243964
astounding

>>214243964
thanks obama

She's white, good enough for me.

>>214248647
This is you too as well isn’t you little nigger? >>214247061

>>214247588
Just admit the issue is that she doesn't have big tits.

>>214248775
No the issue is I saw dark Phoenix and saw first hand that this bitch is not lead material.

>>214247628
Sounds like projection. Just because you're an asshole that doesn't mean everyone is like you.

>>214248807
you have to go back

reminder that Lara Croft is lowbrow coomer-bait from Day 1 and anybody claiming they care about the ''acting'' is a liar and they simply have a preference for an actress they find more attractive

>>214246889
>Duke Nukem has a lot of sex
:0
>Lara Croft has a lot of sex
:|

Who cares about your video game nerd shit Sophie is gorgeous

>>214248841
Yes?
>>214243164

>>214241288 (OP)
thought that was Hunter Schafer in the thumbnail

>>214241504
Harvey's right hand man

>>214241288 (OP)
Why does it matter? With Phoebe Waller-Bridge as the showrunner it could not possibly matter less who they cast as Lara. It's not like having a good actress with big tits was going to stop it from being some activist piece of shit that "redresses historic wrongs" or whatever bullshit. This was always going to be trash and the inclusion of Sophie Turner, if anything, at least increases the likelihood that it will be something good to laugh at.

>>214242406
What’s with all these whores showing off camel tows these days. Not that long ago chicks would be horrified if they had a camel toe/ moose knuckle in a photo. What changed???
>also pic rel should play Laura

>>214241288 (OP)
Lara is supposed to be swarthy.

>>214241288 (OP)
better than a poc and/or tranny at least

>>214241731
>Briish slag.
>pretty
Good evening sirs. Please to be doing the needful and put the poo in the loo.

I find it so funny that Sophie hit the wall at 15

>>214241288 (OP)
>OH NO, THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT THIS PORN BITCH I KNOW, I'M GOING INSANEEEE
grow the fuck up, faggot

at least she's not black, mexican or trans.
she's also an unhinged wild lass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7h0WKE_prk

Gemma Arterton was built to play Lara Croft but unfortunately she was born 10-15 years too early

here's who it should've been, 10 years ago

>>214250245
landwhale hands typed this.

>>214247647
>this shit is slightly less smelly than that shit

>>214249231

Does Lara Croft have a boyfriend ? I think I know what color he will be.

>>214250395
Even uglier than Turner

Literally any actress can just put on a prosthetic boob vest when playing a character with big boobs. There's zero excuse not to.

given what i've seen from her random youtube vids, she would be perfect for comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26WeGAg4btM

of course, hwood and amazon are retarded as usual

no but seriously, there's only ONE woman who can play tough action girlboss roles.

>>214249272
Who is this semon demon?

>>214250923
>Semen
Fuck

subvert expectations by having a BIG amazonian milf running through the jungle in search of treasure