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How long would've Walt lasted against Tony?

Walt has retard levels of plot armor so Tony would suddenly do something even dumber than usual and die in a very convoluted impossible way

>>214242252 (OP)
Walt would try to start tough guy monologuing and Tony would punch him in the nose and curb stomp him.

A little dweeb with a chip on his shoulder taking on hardened gangsters and repeatedly winning is a bigger power fantasy than capeslop

>>214242252 (OP)
Walt would run circles around him. Tony only looked smart going up against fat goombah retards and even they got the best of him in the end

>>214242252 (OP)
hello sar

>>214242270
>>214242499
>>214242600
>>214242673
Did you retards miss the chess board or something?

>>214242252 (OP)
>this isnt meth
>chrissy: oh yeah? *fires a round into the bag of fulminated mercury and blows up the entire buidling*

Tony never had the makings of a high school science teacher

>>214242252 (OP)
Walt is a capeshit character. He'd win easily. The gangsters in his verse are fucking looney tunes characters like Lalo and Gus, he could literally just pay someone to walk up and shoot Tony in public.

>>214242689
obviously Walt would win in a chess match easily
problem is when Tony loses he flips the board and starts beating the shit out of Walt

>>214242252 (OP)
Walt gets thrown over that bridge in the first season

>>214242252 (OP)
Tony is not beating anyone in chess under any circumstance

Tony was retarded

the chess board is a metaphor for mental warfare you retarded ESL fucks

these two suck each others' cocks

>>214243029
No, stupid. Both men mention having high ELO rankings at various points on the show

>>214243029
walt wins because he has bald head like prof x then

>>214242252 (OP)
walt was stated/implied to be genius
tony is just dumb

>>214242252 (OP)
If Tony is in Walt’s universe, Walt wins. If Walt is in Tony’s universe, Tony wins.

Tony easily killed a guy with an iq of 158, and in Ozymandias, Walt was completely at the mercy of the neo-Nazi gang. It made no sense for them to let him go after killing his brother in law and stealing most of his money, just convenient writing. Thus a simple armed gang is very much capable of defeating Walt, and Tony is smarter than Uncle Jack

>>214242806
That would activate walt's hank trap card

Which one cries like a bitch to his therapist every week?

>>214242252 (OP)
Walt could have had Tony killed within half an episode. Tony's crew were a bunch of realistic useless wop retards. Walt could call upon Mike, the biggest boomerslop power fantasy character in all of fiction. Tony's entire gang would be dead as soon as Walt got Mike's guys to take them out.

>>214243110
walter and the neo-nazi used to be partners
by the last episode they were still friends

>>214243110
>sorry walt, you cant park your car there
>o-oh... can i come back another day?

>>214242252 (OP)
Ranjeet can't you at least make them sit behind their pieces?

And have a real chess position/board

>>214243423
i'm whiter than you :)

>>214243433
You're Indian until proved Jewish

>>214243433
Bloody benchod dont make me laugh
I recognize dalit script anywhere
We will continue to enjoy your thread but stay silent

>>214243053
Life of a methhead.

>>214243504
i don't even know what are you talking about. are you saying you mexican burgers can't use chatgpt? too much for you? :) can't afford it under trump? pretty sad.

>>214243482
*proven, learn to write properly, pablo.

>>214243543

बैठ जाओ दलित

>>214243600
sorry i don't speak your nigger language

भूरी त्वचा वाले कमीने, मैं तुमसे तंग आ गया हूँ

>>214243592
Proved is fine Sanjeev I don't criticise the way you speak Sanskrit

>>214242252 (OP)
5 minutes at most. he got way more experience from fucking his goombas while walt failed to rizz up that choco teacher

>>214243592
only a student feels the need to follow the rules
a master makes me or something famalam

>>214242252 (OP)
>That's not...le king
>Throws explosive queen on the ground blowing up the entire building

>>214243423
It's not AI.

>>214242252 (OP)
>yellow aislop
kill yourself

I am from India.

>>214244594
is this what you faggots are gonna do now?
just lie?
stupid conniving jeet I hate you so much

>>214244594
>It's not AI.
What game are they playing? Looks a bit like chess, but it's obviously not that. Some kind of indian boardgame maybe?

>>214242252 (OP)
They are both outplayed by pic related

>>214242806
Lol. Tony is much smarter. He's strategic and tactical smart. Waltuh is technical, like traddie. It's like comparing general to bridge builder.

>>214244594
Walt only has four fingers

>>214244594
Hahahaahah.

Thanks. Great joke. I honestly lold

>>214245932
Indian rules Chess-where White starts with 4 pawns and black has one

>>214242252 (OP)
The Greek is better character than Tony. Stringer Bell is better than Gus

>>214242719
kek

>>214246167
Oh look someone let the wire pleb out of his cuck shed

>>214242252 (OP)
He would have put ricin in the ziti and Tony is over.

>>214242689
Does Tone even know how to play?
You made a shit retarded thread and you are retarded and shit, nobody cares about your retarded shit OP.

>>214243110
They were business partners yeah it’s shocking when criminals honor each other. Todd vouched for Walter and the decision was made. It’s more than plausible especially when Walt’s been making them Rich and just dropped them 300m

>>214246691
All criminals are competent at chess. He is probably better at chess than Walt because all his friends picked it up in the can and gpt real good at it playing for soups

>>214246167
The wire sucks ass

>>214242252 (OP)
And it was in this position on move 32 that Soprano resigned as they was nothing more to be done

>>214242689
Walt is clearly not playing since he's sitting on the side of the board. He's watching someone else play against Tony.

>>214243145
Tony is a head taller than Hank, if not more, and is definitely heavier

>>214242252 (OP)
AI sloppa

>>214242252 (OP)
>>214243340
SAAAAAAR

>>214242252 (OP)
real question: who was the bigger boomer?

>>214248243
Walt, easily. His whole spiel is that he's a butthurt boomer at death's door who will do anything to fuel his outsized ego.

What always stuck with me regarding Tony was his notion that he was born too late, that he only got into the mob when the glory days were already over. Spiritually that makes him a millennial who mourns the fact that the boomers only left him a wasteland to inherit.

>>214242252 (OP)
Walt made best meth in the states, Tony was just some jew jersey wop cuck

Waltuh is an anime character with anime levels of plot armor, the Jersey Mob would be like a B-tier antagonist in the 3rd season or something.

Similarly, a more "realistic" rendition of Waltuh would just be a one-off character in an episode of the Sopranos.

total AI pajeet death

>>214242270
>Walt has retard levels of plot armor
So does Tony
https://youtu.be/PdvjMbCawkk?si=DAUHIEi8MBSfD3uz

>>214243078
>chesh and culliningus brought us to this

>>214248674
>Walt made best meth in the states
I always thought that was kind of weird how much of a point they made to emphasize how pure his meth was that someone like gale couldn't do it.
I mean Jesse is able to cook comparable meth because he was his assistant, so its obviously no sooper seekrit technique.

>>214243262
Mike would be too distracted by Chris' canopy to aim properly, and Chris is a sharpshooter extraordinaire

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>>214246743
>not liking the wire AND the sopranos

>>214242252 (OP)
ricin in da pasta *italian hands*

>>214242270
So just like the ending in sopranos then

>>214242719
>Chrissy: this meths got no balls x_x

>>214248085
He's possibly giving hints to Ton'

>>214248585
I'm kinda both
The rage fueled jealousy of a life wasted of Walt with the intelligence and cunning
But the compassion and wisdom of tones with even more spite and mommy issues

>>214248085
Walt is playing against himself and trying to keep tony from eating the pieces

>>214242689
>black only has one pawn
>two different queens, one bishop, and one rook
>two knights next to eachother
>white is missing a rook, knight, and half its pawns
>board is 7x8
>half the pieces are between to squares
the fuck kinda chess you playing?

>Ey Tony get a load of dis
>We hear there's some egg head down in New Mexico making some ice
>I take Chrissy with me to talk to da guy
>Turns out he's workin for some chicken guy
>The Columbians are all over this figured we'd cut our losses

>Chrissy: The chicken was great T

>>214242252 (OP)
In real life Tony would have sent a few soldiers and they'd off Walt and his entire family, real life ain't TV

>>214242252 (OP)
>this walt guy is a problem
>eh, hit him
Only reason Walt isn't dead was Gus's myopic need for vengeance. Walt would have been gone not long after they found out Hank was DEA.