Thread 214244880

>Biggie Smalls is the wickedest
>Niggas say I'm pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this!
>If I was pussy, I'd be filled with syphilis
>Herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, gettin' rid of ya
...edition

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>>214238856

The audio is fucking weird after he says "cat"

files. catbox. moe (slash) lkkzyp . mp4

Almost like there was a loud noise, or the camera microphone picked up the director giggling, and they had to cut it out last minute.

I've never noticed something quite like this in a professional production. Kind of reminds me of YMS: After Earth, where Adam seemed to obsess over nothing.

What the fuck? Is /tv/ dead, or is interest in this show dead the day after they got a new episode?

>>214245255
last couple threads were half filled with some incomprehensible schizophrenic spam

>>214245255
No you're just a retarded faggot

this black "scientific officer" is so fucking careless and a perfect example of DEI in STEM
>Opens containment hatch for blood sucking tick aliens then looks aways to get a rat
>She picked up her water with the "rat" hand
>Forgets to put the top back on with the blood sucking tick alien's tube with one escaping
>Didn't do any decontamination or lockdown of the area after finding out it escaped including her drink
>Didn't put the tentacle eye alien securely locked back in place
>Didn't put on any protective gear while attempting surgery on a crew member with said blood sucking tick aliens inside him causing her death

Her negligence killed like half the crew completely independent of the saboteur

Smartest show on tv rn

>>214245915
OH LAWD DEM ALIENS
OH LAWD JESUS IN HEAVEN

>>214244880 (OP)
So what was the point in making the black chick be so dumb, species she was watching over, escaped, completely independently from one another, not once, not twice, but three entirely separate times? And all conveniently one after the other. Why didn't they escape sooner if it was so easy for them?
Why not just make it that, in the chaos of the Xenomorph wreaking havoc, the others managed to escape accidentally? Why make her so utterly incompetent for no reason?

It's all so convoluted and disjointed for no real purpose. It's pissing me off.

>>214245915
purposefully based or unintentionally?

>>214245915
She's not the scientific officer, scientific officer died with the captain. She's trying to take his place while being incompetent. She's supposed to feed the animals and that's it.

>>214245915
higher bodycount thant he xeno LMAO

>>214245915
>the "rat" hand
https://youtu.be/PhtRyQJMW1s?t=422

at first i thought that fuck you why put prequel episode here. but it was actually damn good and made some sort of sense to put it there instead of being the first episode

>>214246105
in addition to mrs scientist, we have
>public nuisance masturbator who is not an android i guess
>horny XO who is entirely incapable of managing a crisis
>murderous saboteur/traitor
>the dumbest person to ever go into space
>drunken dr. cigarettes mcmalpractice
>morrow
did i miss anyone

>>214246270
Boy Kavalier

>>214246298
don't post spoilers yet

>>214246317
Mr Eyeballs

>>214246340
eyeball is stealing the show somehow

>>214246287
Yes, there's also Shmuel, the jew engineer and the only competent person there.

>>214245915
Sometimes I think tv/movies make scientists retarded on purpose because too many people like redditors blindly worship them in a "I fucking love science" cringe sort of way

>>214246482
Everyone thought the eye was trying to warn her when the director intended to depict the exact opposite. Kek.

>>214246287
everybody asleep in cyropods. despite the urgency and multiple problems morrow thought it best they are stay asleep.

>>214246510
i thought it was clear that the eye was not only distracting her, but actively driving the ticks to escape through telepathy or whatever

>>214246482
anyone else team /eye/

>>214246580
The eye is the main protagonist of the show imo

>>214246510
Director is a moron and failed to communicate that to the CGI team. It's clearly trying to fucking POINT at the escaping leeches.

>>214246580
I call her Eye-lean.

>>214246611
Based CGI team is already on the right side of history.

Does it have an onlyfans?

>>214246510
At first I thought he was trying to warn her, but later it became clear that it was part of a plan.
Altho he seems a bit good guy attacking the alien. Maybe it's alliance between ticks and eye and they do not like alien

>>214244880 (OP)
God this show is so boring. Literally dozed off watching the last episode I think I am done with it.

>>214246697
that's its endgame. take over thot after thot, eventually ridding the world of e-prostitution after making a bunch of simpbux

>>214246599
what an absolute chad, going after a xenomorph like this
team /eye/

>>214245915
she really was such a fucking retard, it pissed me off

>>214246474
>of all people Ocellus could've commandeered she chose one of the two where it wouldn't arguably be an upgrade

>>214246762
Damn, should've checked eye-alien early life.

Bro the eye alien is literally the main character of Alien Earth and you clowns just did not notice. Every time the humans are crying about food or fighting each other the eye alien is just floating there like a smug balloon taking notes. That thing has more screen time than half the cast and it never even blinks. You thought the story was about survival but no it is about one big floating eyeball silently judging everyone like a cosmic Reddit mod. The crew dies the plot twists flop but the eye alien keeps vibing. It is the real protagonist and the rest are just NPCs in its reality TV show.

>>214246879
>takes the engineer that can fix the ship
>knocks out and leaves alone the useless jeeta XO

>Best girl keeps winning
>Xenos BTFO

Only saw the first episode. Is the rest of the show as fucking stupid as the second half of the first episode? It was honestly impressive how drastically it dropped in quality as soon as the ship entered the atmosphere

>>214247085
it's even worse

Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.

>>214246599
Shmuel as the most likeable person gets the worst death. sad

>>214247112
Let me guess, Wendy solo kills aliens left and right or some other retard shit that completely undermines the threat they possess

There is not a single lab outside high school level that would ever allow water or food into the lab like that black lady had for the same exact reasons that the leech jizz happened.
I know because I worked in one for a semester.
So it's either an example of "Writer not doing research" or Weyland Yutani has worse labor laws and protocols than even China or Idiocracy had.
Which might explain why the apprentice engineer kid was so retarded. Idiocracy and Alien take place in the same universe

>>214247189
>undermines the threat they possess
>the threat
ahahahahahaha

>>214247145
Alex Lawther is relentlessly Canadian

>>214246599
>we're using in-camera practical effects
>I can see that
>th-thank you

>>214247168
He stole half a pie from Malachite. And he was going to do it again.

>>214247206
Did you watch Alien Romulus?
WY slaves live and work in pretty basic conditions
The most specialized personnel in the entire alien universe is in Prometheus and Covenant and despite that they also made mistakes.
Some retard complained about people on space missions should be smart and use high quality equipment. It is not what has been presented to us in the movies

>>214246631
>EP7 where Ocellus infects most of Neverland and epically throws down with the less numerous xenomorphs
>Come On Eileen plays in the end credits
FUND IT!

>>214246599
Wendy will team up with the alien and together they will rip the fucking reddit monster apart

>episode where the Xenos and a bunch of the aliens are let out of containment
>episode ends with a song with a chrous of "Let me out!"
Bravo, Noah.

>>214247189
she single-handedly killed one, yes

>>214247189
>Wendy solo kills aliens
Right on the money, she beheads one anime style with a paper cutter.
Then she befriends and pets a chestburster.

>>214247211
>science tech from a sanctioned WY school with content restrictions
So she went to Trump University, right?

>>214247211
>fandom.com

so boy kavalier is in his 80s?

>>214246703
>At first I thought he was trying to warn her
That would be because we see it's POV of the tick already escaping and THAT is when it taps on the glass to warn her. There is literally no other reason it would tap AFTER the tick escapes. If it was trying to distract it would tap BEFORE, ensuring the ticks escape. There is no plan. The "scientist" is a complete moron, who through REPEATED incompetence allows the containment breach. This utter shit about telepathy and plans is cope for crap writing.

>>214246703
Ocellus is opportunistic. She summoned the Xenomorph to deal with Morrow, and then tried to highjack it when she failed to fight it with her host.

>Steals the show from pixie manic reddit Wendy
>Has a tragic backstory, is determined and competent, and has the support of the entire Yutani bank account
>Wants to kill Shit Cavalier and get the specimens back
>Is based and reaffirms that he was the main character all along
>Yet another based black man in a scifi series
At this point, fuck Prodigy, fuck Cavalier, fuck Joe and fuck the Lost Boys, and especially fuck Wendy. Only based characters in this show are Morrow and Kirsch

>>214247464
He needs to raype me with his big black BBC-

>>214247416
They were 17 days from Earth.

>>214246579
>>214246510
I took it as the eyeball trying to get her not to die because he'd be losing a potential host to the ticks but having her even more heavily distracted makes more sense.

>>214246270
>made some sort of sense to put it there instead
Nah.

>>214247455
>Ocellus is opportunistic.
I admire its purity. A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

that was pretty fucking cool

Of all the songs
I think there's a very very high chance one will be No Rain by Blind Melon
At least 98%
I just feel it in my bones

So….bonus guy 2.0 is a cyborg or what?

>>214245991
low bar

>>214247543
This lady has a great voice, but turns out she only did voice work for Fallout 76 so far. I could have sworn that she voiced Teela in He-Man.

>>214245255
The show is terrible, nobody is still watching this soulless and idiotic slop.

>>214247464
Only Morrow, Kirsch lost me with his retarded drivel about scorpions and food.

>>214246510
It's funny how Ocellus doing that was quite a gamble since that could've led her to just be contained again instead of being on the table... but then doctor retard fucking leaves her glass tube unlocked despite the glaring red light showing it is

>>214247576
not only that, I have a hunch that there might be aliens in that show

>>214244880 (OP)
>>214247464
He's build just like me.
I don't like that.

>>214247189
Ash in Alien is implied to be stronger than even tough guy Parker but the weird way in which he tried to kill Ripley and squeezed Parker's tit while sweating robo juice implies that this went against some directive against killing he was originally outfitted with.

>>214246990
Woah, HOT take.

>>214247576
no his inspector gadget arm and downloadable memories are natural adaptations necessary to surviving the idiocy of every other person

>>214247584
>soulless
The show's brimming with soul. The characterizations are great though often oddball. And the guys in suit spraying a mysterious fungus throughout Boy's compound without an explanation to the viewer. Are you kidding me? That's classic sci-fi fare.

>>214247576
Seriously my friend, how can you even ask a question like this? It was established in episode 1 that he is in fact a cyborg.

>>214244880 (OP)
Didn't someone here predict Smashing Pumpkins as end song? Don't remember which song.

>>214247661
>The characterizations are great though often oddbal
most of them feel like caricatures right out of a parody, they are barely above that

>>214247526
this is what I thought too and why I thought it was trying to warn her

>>214247705
Yes, one anon did in the thread a couple hours before the episode aired.

>>214247705
Next week it'll be Sting's Englishman in New York

>>214244880 (OP)
Why didn't the previous thread make it into the archive? Did you niggas post lewd shit?

Good show, very realistic.
>hire niggers as >>scientists<<
>literally all specimens escape because of them

Kek.

>>214247661
>>214247708
It's an odd mix to be honest. It seems clear they're trying to go for a kind of raw but eccentric 70s style characterization, but it's always verging onto parody.

>>214246599
nah im going to bet this thing will just escape and go somewhere it wants, it doesnt seem to be able to replicate

>>214247543
Guy in the costume did a fantastic job and the cgi bits completed the performance. Solid 8/10 in terms of visual effects, but the delivery on some of the dialogues was weird. It's as if they're aiming for the tone and weirdness of a Fargo season.

>>214247206
ive worked in labs too and seen milk next to viral strains in the same fridge
that being said, the black woman is pretty fucking retarded

>>214247661
>The characterizations are great though often oddball.
You're exactly the audience they were trying to bring along with a sci-fi horror tv show. What should be smart and capable people being put in a terrible circumstance gets dumbed down dramatically so as not to alienate the various Brownoids and the intellectual challenged.
>Haha doody

>>214247846
Good analysis. Dialogue was off. Hawley can do Fargo style le quirky lines and nothing else looks like. The xenomorph moved fantastically in the corridor, kudos for that.

>>214247543
she should have died there

>>214247896
The alien read the script

Episode 5 would've made a way better episode 1

>>214247811
I thought ocellus splitting its pupil up in the sheep scene meant it can reproduce each time it takes a host so that it could assimilate hosts at a fast rate, but the last episode didn't go with that.

Where can I watch episode 4 and 5 without pirating. I'm too worried about pirating something that literally just came out without vpn, afaik that's like the best way to get flagged

>>214247928
russian streaming sites like watchserieshd

>>214247914
Maybe if you cut all the shit that spoils later stuff. I usually hate flashback episodes but that one was pretty well done

>>214247914
Agreed, but my guess is they wanted to keep Morrow's shit a secret, as they needed a "bad guy" and he could play into that. We would have taken him as the protagonist good guy if ep 5 was aired first.

>>214247928
Just use a direct download.

>>214247928
just stream it dude, here's a saar site

https://www.rtally.xyz/post/alien-earth-season-1

What does it say about my mental programming, that I was expecting her to turn around and karate chop the alien down
>I grew up with 4 older brothers

>>214247541
it looks like she's the smartest and bravest being in the whole show

>>214247811
>nah im going to bet this thing will just escape and go somewhere it wants, it doesnt seem to be able to replicate

yeah it will jump in the ocean and grab a squid

>>214248025
I like how it freaked out.

I'm..getting feelings for Eyey
Sexual feelings

>>214247846
The costume looks fucking terrible and the actor's movements are stupid. The quality and performance are so poor compared to Alien and Aliens

>>214248025
the fanbase has already posited that the alien's lack of eyes might be due to its coexistence with t. ocellus...that is, if the newer Ridley films are not canon.

>>214247678
New trolling tactic to just ask basic dumb questions.

>>214248077
Do NOT lewd the eye parasite girl

>>214248082
of course they are canon wtf, also the aliens seem to be from different planets dunno

>>214248046
>>214248077
>>214248091
The eye creature is male. Fuck off with this cringe.

>>214248080
>The costume looks fucking terrible and the actor's movements are stupid.
Watch the scene in Alien where it comes for Lambert, they were copying that swimming through thin air motion it does there.

>>214247916
>I thought ocellus splitting its pupil up in the sheep scene meant it can reproduce each time it takes a host so that it could assimilate hosts at a fast rate, but the last episode didn't go with that.
it got Nibs pregnant just by looking at her

This nigga steals every fucking scene he's in. He is the show

>>214248082
Those films are canon. This show isn't though.

>>214248132

I go to Hong Kong

I love my gay eyeball

Is the eye thing too OP?
The little one really wanted to fight the xeno.

>>214248111
why is it moving like the enchantress in suicide squad

>>214248132
bro what the fuck are those emperor palpatine's guards looking costumes

>>214248132
Kirsh is better by a tiny bit

>>214248157
Maybe he didn't wan to, but had no choice. No people alive = no eye sockets to infest.

>>214248132
I can't get over how ungodly goofy those guard's uniform is

>>214247464
>Only based characters in this show are Morrow and Kirsch
True, but I bet Wendy will kill him in the last episode with her knife.
>we need a retarded Ripley
yawns...

>>214245915
/pol/ is leaking again

they all look so exciting
what to watch next?

>>214248132
i hope he makes friends with kirsch
whole show switches franchise to lethal weapon

also, at the very end of Alien the 'morph acts like a retard. It seemingly notices Ripley but it just stays tucked away in its little compartment, hissing and extending its head-tongue like a dumb animal...because the implication is that it is just an animal.

>>214248186
>>214248202
Hawley thought they looked cool.

>>214247289
I did not, but considering the apprentice didn't know what apprentice meant yeah, Alien and Idiocracy are in the same universe, which isn't I guess, a complaint, they make it clear that's the case, but I wasn't able to confirm it until now.

>>214248132

>we made a deal with Prodigy
>I'M GONNA KILL HIM
>the lawyers will handle this matter
>HE DEAD
>give the savage what he wants
>DAS RITE
>walks over to the balcony
>smacks lips
>DAT BAREFOOT BITCH DEAD
>[moany smashing pumpkins song starts]

>>214248212
/tv/ is /pol/, nigger lover

>>214248216
Romulus

>>214247928
>russian site
>jeet site
>watch without pirating
Pay for HULU or Disney
Any other options mean your pirating
>>214248077
can't blame you
>>214248110
She-her are her pronouns
Respect them

Am I stupid or are the ticks far more scary than anything else, aliens, ocellus and rogue fucking synths don't even come close to that airborn anti-coagulant, not to mention how intelligent, and sneaky they are.
We just don't know if only the juveniles can release the airborn anti-coagulant or if all of them can.

based Eyeye definitely wants Kavalier. Imagine the power it would get by stealing the brain of the worlds smartest boy.

So let me get this straight.
This was specifically a mission to collect multiple alien organisms.
Even Kavalier knew about this mission apparently.
Yutani personally is involved in the mission.
Yutani sent their top operative that they personally trust to secure the cargo.

And the rest of the crew is :
>tweaked out schizo doctor that drinks on the job
>a clearly deranged chinaman pervert
>first officer sassy latina that can't handle shit
>two coal miner engineer types, one of them a halfwit
>the most incompetent xenobiologist available
>"most likely to sell us out" award winner that somehow passed screening
>security guard intern that can't secure a paper bag

I'm not even sure why these people were necessary for the trip. They don't seem to do anything at all. Why is the xenobiologist even performing experiments with poor oversight. Can they not just secure the alien cargo and simmer the fuck down. Why it she experimenting on the go? Why not just wait until the cargo is delivered?
This is a new low in the "petting alien snake" franchise.

>>214248220
>i hope he makes friends with kirsch
Kirsh is a twisted being that seemingly feels no loyalty to anyone. That is not out of the question.

Looking at the promo for Ep6, seems things will shit the bed. Face huggers infecting someone, eyeball possibly breaking containtment, the fly creatures most likely getting loose since the episode is named after them.

I was afraid after the flashback episode that Ep6 would be a dud, and then Ep7 and 8 would be the ones ramping up. Fingers crossed it doesn't focus too much on the kids. Overall, I'm optimistic this series will be a solid 7/10

>>214248275
>Pay for
Nice try you filthy kike

I'd honestly turn down boy retard's offer of huge payday and immortal body to keep plapping the 2nd captain.

>>214245915 --> >>214247403
Trump University!!!

>>214248277
>mission to collect alien life forms
>alien life forms are held and fed in an open air environment with no protection whatsoever
>multiple alien containment breaches going on independently

>>214248111
>I'LL POST ANONYMOUSLY FOR YEARS ABOUT HOW MAD THIS MAKES ME

>>214247464
>>Yet another based black man in a scifi series
Who are some others? I need to cure my racism

>>214248304
Kid and most of his staff will be away meeting with Yutani, which is when Morrow will infiltrate the island have the jeet infect low sperm count, and try to smuggle the baby xeno off the island together with the jeet, we already know that much.

>>214248111
The head piece of this costume is so fucking bad. You can tell the performers head is inside the chest by the way the head sort of just wobbles around unwieldily and isn't properly supported by the neck piece.

>>214248355
Will you ever recover?

>>214247403

>"dad I'm going to Harvard"
>notified kid died from a space heater malfunction

>whole episode about the maginot crew
finally some good fucking food. half the show should have been about them (homage to alien '79) with the other half about hermit and his squad fighting xenomorphs (homage to aliens). no peter pan dipshits that are obviously from someone's failed scifi script. kirsch and foot cavallier can stay tho.

What was that log about a thing laying eggs on "my wife's eyes"? Did Ocellus reproduce or is it something else?

>>214246105
to be fair to the dumb character, every instance was fucking contrived as shit
doesn't look like in the corporate future there are any security protocols on an important mission
and you send only the most useless fuckers

>>214248214
Low but non zero chance he was already dead when the eye got im

>>214248291
They could have just been the B team that was managing stuff on the way back and not the ones in charge of the retrieval and capture. While the others were asleep. This show also brings an interesting point about it all. What sane rational person would give up 65 years of their life for a stock in a company? You'll only get burnt outs with nothing to lose or care for, idiots that didn't even finish school and barely know their way around the profession they got assigned to, and genuine creeps like Mr. Teng. This isn't the same as the crew from the Prometheus, where they're supposed to be top tier scientists. These are the equivalent of bottom gpa students that think they can make it big by giving up their live to the corpos.

>>214248330
Her ass really did plap amazingly in this episode. That was peak sex audio.

I keep calling him Kid Kavalier because it rolls off the tongue better. Also, 'being cavalier' basically means 'acting like a prick'.

>>214248405

Why even have a "b team" why not have a crew of ALL professionals. Why is there a b crew of morons on board at all?

>alien but low quality drama series
What did they mean by this?

>>214248186
>>214248202
they look like something that should have been in Predator Concrete Jungle for PS2 and Xbox. I kinda like the design just for that

>>214248385
>no peter pan dipshits that are obviously from someone's failed scifi script
Why is that kind of shit so common? Remember how the 2016 Ghostbusters movie is based on a failed female superhero team script?

>>214248397
Maybe he was refetring to the first mission that discovered the creatures?

>>214248397
I think it's one of the species we haven't seen yet, probably the fly, since even regular flies can lay their larvae in living humans.

>>214248291
The crew is bigger but they do stasis turns because the mission is 80 years long or something like that.
Once they secured the alien cargo and started the journey back to Earth, only the most retarded jannies were awake.
That's why we only see a half dozen retards. And that's why they wake up Morow to clean their mess.

>>214248405
Due this is top priority W-Y mission that Yutani personally is overseeing.
I think they can find some professional and loyal people that are not total idiots or amateurs.

>>214248291
Have you ever tried to hore while paying as little as possible?
Now try that and also the job seeker os willing to give up 65 years

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>214248444
I like the peter pan angle, it's an awesome cheap B-movie sequel idea that builds off of the character of Newt in Aliens.

>>214248444
Producers are risk averse and shiver in fear of originals, tackle in something already existing and popular and they'll approve it easier

>>214248465
WHY is there a staff of morons on the ship at all you idiot.

>oh shit can't be helped it's the mandated shift of morons that will release all the aliens out of containment, nothing can be done about it all ships need a staff of morons rotated out of cryo every now and then

how about taking ZERO morons along on such an important mission

>>214248291
I personally can't get over how stupid the "65 year expedition" thing is. It doesn't fit with space travel timeframes from the rest of the franchise at all, and logistically makes absolutely no sense at all.

So, did all of those dozens of ticks die on impact, besides the two we saw alive, or is New Siam going to be infested with those things?

>>214248481
Robot Parker >>> Wendy

>>214248026
This Pajeeta is cute

>>214248511
>WHY is there a staff of morons on the ship at all you idiot.
>>214248405

>>214248512
Ripley deifted that long so it does fit the universe

>>214248512
It doesn't make sense to you. That's a you problem.

>>214248186
Many companies have their own security forces. Dial that up to 11 in a Blade Runner/Deus Ex way and it's not unfeasable that they would design their own combat armor in line with the companie's aesthetics.

>>214248541
Very. Super hot. She reminded me of prime Eva Mendes.

>>214248541
why on earth would you use that still to demonstrate it

>>214248430
>>214248468
Who knows how many deep space research vessels they got going. How many of them are still on the pipeline that'll come back in god knows how many years. Why would you waste your top scientists sending them off world in to the darkest reaches of space and potentially losing them? Worst case scenario, it all goes wrong and they lose a ship and like 20 idiots. Best case scenario, they come back with some specimens and you give them a 0.0000000001% of a stock, and they'll probably come crawling back to get on another mission.

I don't think they care that much. Its like playing the lottery. Spend 1 billion on the mission for the possibility to gain trillions of R&D.

>>214248212
i'm not even ironically racist and i thought the same thing

>>214248541
> think the jeeta might be cute
> rewatch scenes
> her nails are fungus infested

Way to confirm the stereotype. Couldn't even clean herself for a big show. Disgusting creatures.

>>214247600
The point of Kirsh's talk with Marcy about the scorpion was to get us to see things from the alien's point of view; that they are fighting to survive just like we are. I think eventually Wendy will side with the aliens against Prodigy.

>>214245915
>let's open this guy full of alien parasytes
>no gloves, masks, face shield, nothing

>>214248558
She drifted that long in cryo sleep in a busted escape pod before being found. That is not the same thing as travel times. It doesn't actually track.

>>214248567
Gadaff (sp) legit had some hot amazonia babes from memory

>>214246482
that's a bit of a leap lol

there's plenty of dumb scientists in this franchise, look at Prometheus

>>214248603
Qadaffi. And lot of good it did him in the end.

>>214248444
>>214248385
Ridley's side project show "Raised By Wolves" got cancelled and this feels like they tried to recycle all the ideas he had left for future seasons.

>>214248300
>Kirsh
He is in on it with The Boy

>>214248592
No manicures in space..

>>214246510
>Everyone thought the eye was trying to warn her when the director intended to depict the exact opposite. Kek.
How do we know what the director intended. Has he commented on it?

>um actually it makes sense the crew is dumb cause they're the B team
>and if they're not the B team it's cause Yutani can only find morons for a 65 year trip
>but also Boy Kavalier is dumb
>and all the kids in robot bodies are dumb
>and the Xeno is kind of dumb
>but it's definitely not cause the writer is dumb, no no definitely not

Did I miss something or was that recorded conversation the saboteur had with Boy about ensuring the ship crashed 65 years ago?

>>214247211
>click on source
>it's just the name of the episode with no link or quote with proof of the claim
Hate this shit

>>214248186
They're basically the Weylan-Yutani equivalent of these guys.
Everyone in this pic is an highly trained soldier. It's also a prestigious position with generous benefits.

>>214248634
Kirsh is going to fuck Boy over by obeying him, the whole "assume i know everything you know" shit Boy keeps telling him is going to bite him in the ass, when Kirsh doesn't share some vital information.

Boy Cavalier?
More like Zoom Cabbage-hair

>>214248669
Didn't pay attention to that. I will look when I rewatch. I like the theory that Boy Kavalier is a hybrid himself and actually an old man.

>>214248592
indians wipe with their hands and that's normal, stop being hinduphobic

>Russian crew member betrays everyone to help an oligarch and gets himself killed
Come on, Rami

>>214248592
What the fuck?

>>214248569
>prime Eva Mendes.
ditto

I convinced myself that petrovich survived and is secretly one of the kids but then thought about it and that doesn't make any sense

>>214248724
lmao

>>214248669
I think the conversation took place in the months they were approaching Earth at slower speeds.
But it was weird when the doctor started explaining to Malachite about the 5 companies that rule Earth, how the fuck could he know about Prodigy?

>>214248574
better?

>>214248131
Chuck Norris has that effect on people.

>>214248699
More Temuthy Chalamet

>Eight episodes
>Halfway in and fuckall has happened
>Waste an episode recapping an event we already knew
>It's still the best episode so far

>>214248750
Cute tiddies.

>>214248634
>>214248690
one of the deep dive into E5 videos I watched pointed out Kirsh is the pseudonym of someone who wrote a couple of modern horror-tinged Peter Pan spinoffs with blood in the title, so he's probably gonna go off the rails.

So apart from Morrow everyone's a jobber on this fucking ship? Goddamn this crew could get a free ticket in the Prometheus

>>214248744
The people who were awake in the final shift were all exchanging messages with home which were those videos black security guy was looking through to find the traitor.

>>214248750
wish we'd gotten to see the big booba girl running around

>>214247314
>FUND IT!
Seth?

>>214248669
it's obviously FTL comms
the saboteur even offered to take comms duty from morrow in e1

>>214248744
They were shown that they were doing constant communications, things like Morrow receiving mail. They could have easily acquired information on major things happening on Earth via comms.

>>214248669
>Did I miss something or was that recorded conversation the saboteur had with Boy about ensuring the ship crashed 65 years ago?

I assume that the phone discussion took place sometime right before the saboteur guy blew up the navigation equipment.

You can't have an instantaneous telephone conversation with somebody who's 65 light years away, unless they developed some kind of FTL travel.

>>214247895
I'd say that's my general review for the whole series. Wanted to wait a bit before labeling it as Future Shock Cyberpunk Fargo, but this Fargo style exposition episode interrupting the narrative was the final nail. As someone who likes the Aliens fanchise, but isn't obsessed too much with its countless head-canons based on licensed books and comics, I still find it entertaining for what it is and what the franchise has become: another persons head-canon. And I wouldn't be surprised if Morrows inevitable interaction with the Lost Boys on the island will lead him to somehow turn on the Yutani mercs and free the child AI's or some other dumb shit because his 19 year old daughter died while he was out in space in suspended animation hunting for rare alien specimens so that some evil mega corp can study and weaponize them for profit.

>>214246539
And he was right.

>>214248774
Tang was clearly smart

>>214246287
>>public nuisance masturbator who is not an android i guess
I hope we see more of him. I hope he survived. He's the most interesting character so far.

>>214246474
>Yes, there's also Shmuel, the jew engineer and the only competent person there.
Rasheed or whatever the brown guy's name was is the only person to speak hebrew.

>episode where Nibs grabs weapons and is about to finally go postal
>pumped up kicks plays in the credits

>>214248759
his name is Timmy the Elephant.

>>214248762
It was kino. It advanced Murrow's character, told a great backstory, gave more detail on The Eye, and opened up a new angle with The Boy

>>214248592
brie larson's feet are better than that, yuck

>>214248810
>Morrow receiving mail
How did he receive his birthday wishes? Or did he just take 2-3 with him?

>>214248856
rooting for morrow to stab the little fuck or let an alien breed in him

He comin for that booty

>>214248750
disgusting brown color

>>214248814
>I still find it entertaining for what it is and what the franchise has become: another persons head-canon.
It has always been that. First it was Cameron, then the several proposals for the script of Alien 3 even including William Gibson and some NZ art movie director, then it was Joss Whedon, then Ridley Scott again, and finally Fede Alvarez, each interpreting the series in their own way.

>>214247213
>>214247145
he looks like the jew son of the mechanic shop in Shane Gillis's "Tires"

>>214248881
made for big black tail

>>214248856
>opened up a new angle with The Boy
It was an absolutely retarded angle.
>blow up the ships propulsion drive, and then make sure it crashes directly into my city.
They couldn't navigate or steer the ship, how would they have any idea where it would crash 17 days later.

Ocellus can also "speak" alien like Wendy, how smart is that fucking eyeball?

>>214247329
Is Legion any good?

>>214248922
>They couldn't navigate or steer the ship, how would they have any idea where it would crash 17 days later
scientist today figure out slingshotting satellites, this is just math

>>214248881
The alien actor is so bad at this. The movement is horrible. Also, why did she run? It wasn't even going to notice her lmao

>>214248750
she was acting so well when when that other crew member was penetrating her! It really added to the plot, great actress

>>214248814
I'm pretty sure Morrow will turn on WY, yeah. I was also thinking the last ep. is named "the real monsters" and considering it's Hawley it might not be durrr the humans are the real bad guys, it will be a double subversion and some shit like the ticks are taking over will be the main danger.

ummm

>>214247739
>Next week it'll be Sting's Englishman in New York
More like Sending out an SOS

>>214248950
Based

>>214248924
the first season is, but its more style over substance than anything
rest is not really that good

>>214248921
She didn't get thetail noe the little mouth, the alien just straight up mauled her.
I guess he was venting from that beating Ocellus gave him.

>>214248973
Bloody 'ell

Just for that, pick yer pie

It might be yer last m8

>>214248965
there is a chance that Morrow has already snapped and just wants to let the xenos loose on both Yutani and Boy for their respective betrayals (the death of his daughter and the sabotage).

>>214248881
Imagine Yutani put a face hugger on a blue whale. They could breed alpha predators for every environment. Xeno-ostriches, xeno-anacondas, the possibilities are endless

>>214248881
kek reminded be of the Drakh ambassador in B5 https://youtu.be/JJjbDFSHh1Q

>>214248112
>>214248080
>>214247895
>>214247543
immediately after that scene she manages to outrun the alien that moves like a cheetah by jogging at casual speeds.

>>214248817
Maybe the implication here is that long term space travel, and time dilation due to hypersleep, makes people go crazy? I dunno because it's not explained. But some of the acting was a bit bonkers, like the scene when Morrow walked in on the aftermath of the attempted removal of a Facehugger - "Whoops-a-daisy we killed the captain."

>>214248877
I think he had a mix of both, stuff he took, other stuff he'd received along the way. Some of it was clearly dot-matrix type of print paper, maybe fax. One of them was about how his daughter was starting to look for schools which I assumed was college.
>>214248922
>Set the trajectory
>You can do that days in advance, and they were 4 days from reaching the Earth
>Have it crash on one of his cities, that way he can throw lawyers at Yutani while he plunders the ship

>>214248922
It's pretty much just algebra

>>214249016
how is yutani responsible for his daughters death? it was a fire no?

>>214248968
Tell your supervisor we have a level 3 event, he'll know what to do.

>>214249007
I don't think the ticks killed Malachite. I'd vomit blood if I had to eat any of those pies.

>>214247975
>Maybe if you cut all the shit that spoils later stuff. I usually hate flashback episodes but that one was pretty well done
What later stuff gets spoiled?

Is a show without Nibs a show at all?

>>214249040
as people have noticed, the fire corresponded with her coming into college age and WY being forced to pay for the tuition, possibly at Harvard, which is not a WY-controlled uni.

>>214248968
Fake and gay.

>>214249025
it was toying with her you retard

>>214248830
I thought Teng was an android and that's why nobody cared about his compulsive masturbatory problem.

Honest question: would putting this episode as first in the season change anything? Seems to me a bit of a dick move that we got Wendy stroking the xenomorph at the end of a slower paced episode and instead of following up on it immediately we needed stuff that didn't really do much plot wise (except from revealing Boy Kavalier was behind the plot). That feels like a cheap way of building tension, a trick for the coming conflict. Bit dumb having Kavalier directly contact the saboteur too.

>>214245915
I feel like the line:
>"Another victory for the enemy of reason."
Is meant to be some grand deflection of the stupidity of people in this universe.
>"It means this space bug is proof of how stupid smart people can be. Smart enough to build ships capable of space travel, of splitting the atom and decoding the genome, but too stupid to realize you don't bring parasites home with you."

>>214248949
>The alien actor is so bad at this.
I don't blame the actor, I blame the director. There are some shots in older alien movies where the alien moves weirdly like that but it comes across as creepy because the camera doesn't linger.

>>214249025
That was comical how fast it was moving vs her.

>>214248965
>"the real monsters"
eyesquid joins up with his brother in a surprise crossover

>>214249076
I thought that too because when he was looking at her in the alcoven, there was a sort of reflection over her belly that looked like an xray scan of a moving xenomorph.

>>214246510
what the fuck are you talking about retard

>>214249024
holy kek I've never seen this, he moves funny af

>>214247145
looks like a FTM

Nibs' blowjob lips

>>214249024
>watched B5
you're alright, namefag

>>214249076
>>214249101

>>214249118
What if Nibs is actually pregnant with spores from the eye creature?

>>214246599
>attacks a fucking xenomorph

what a fucking chad. no one has done this in all of Alien media.

>>214249140
Do not cum.

>>214248355
I hadn't noticed that, but how do they make the tail move?

>>214249076
>"Man, we've got to tell engineering to fix Teng, his android blood keeps messing the cryopods"
>"What? Teng isn't a droid"
>"...oh"

>>214249060
>Nibs holding you down with her synth strength and sucking you dry over and over because she thinks women get pregnant from drinking sperm somehow

>>214249101
>there was a sort of reflection over her belly that looked like an xray scan of a moving xenomorph.
I thought that too, that he was a company robot watching over her frozen chestbuster

>>214249024
Lmao, it's spot on

>>214246599
it dropped the ball when it charged xeno while riding shmuel
should have do something smart instead
the fact that it could talk to xeno was weird though
seems like the species know each other and they're going for some rivalry between them

>>214248593
I get the point, but it's exactly how on the nose everything is what pisses me off. It's like the god damn Peter Pan theme, it's all treated like a sledgehammer to the face. I hate when writers treat the audience like toddlers that need everything explained and digested for them instead of letting us reach conclusions on our own accord based on subtle nods and hints.

>>214249140
he is alive

>>214249169
Kek, we think alike

>>214249163
kek

>>214249122
It's one of my favourite shows and I re-watch it every year, including Crusade.

>>214249060
>Is a show without Nibs a show at all?

>>214249140
So? Bishop was an android and got fucked in half by the Queen in Aliens.

>>214248216
Of big franchises like Alien and Terminator, it's amazing how much absolute trash is just jumping on the name.
There's some shit called Planet Terminator that has nothing to do with the franchise and is probably cheap as shit.

>>214248830
>competent
He literally drinks vodka before he opens his crewmate full of parasites.

The whole crew besided Morrow are incompetent, except sheboon who is like a literal retard (she even looks retarded).

>>214249173
if the xeno were intimately acquainted with ocellus then it would have aimed better with its little head but it instead went for the temple.

>>214249078
>would putting this episode as first in the season change anything
i think viewers would be put off by change of focus to the lost boys after a full episode of space disaster

>>214249064
thats far fetched

>>214249020
I'm thinking sharks.

>>214248881
The alien moving around like a tweaked on the sidewalk is so fucking stupid and corny. It’s an intelligent predator not a zombie

>>214249215
no one cares about this gormless bitch

>>214249160
Mix of it being on strings and operated from above like a marionette (like how they did it in all the old Godzilla movies) and CGI.

>>214247464
to be fair he failed to contain this shit

>

>>214248216
For me, it's Alien Love

>>214249243
KYS

>>214249118
I want to experience them

>>214249213
>including Crusade
Hell yeah, I was disappointed when I found out it was canceled

>>214249236
What kind of idiot dies in a house fire? It's suspicious on its face.

>>214247289
Then why is Ripley so smart despite only being stationed on a space tow truck? Seems like a plot hole

>>214249238
it's a weird alien animal. Watch the emergency shuttle scene in Alien again, it acts like a dumbass.

Why all the Yutani women love Morrow?

Kumi Morrow has done more for positive race relations on 4chan than Apollo Creed

>>214249025
the way it was filmed and edited was especially jarring

>>214249163
lol

>ep 1
>things happen offscreen
>cybernigga is a psycho
>ep whatever we are now
>show what happened offscreen back then
>muh alien killing people gore
>cybernigga is actually human on the inside
but hey at least they're showing smashing pumpkins to zoomers so now everyone can enjoy and overplay something you always did

>>214249254
um

>>214249254
the scene where the hipster muzzie doctor calls out Morrow on not sweating because he's part-synth was pretty funny cause people noticed how Morrow was always dripping with sweat in the first few episodes

>>214246599
inb4 the humans and the Xenomorphs team up to kill this thing like a Jurassic World movie

>>214249331
based

Why did Ocellus knock the lady captain out instead of killing her?
Did he plan to use her as bait against the Xenomorph?

>>214249243
Then we'll just have to get her more gorms

>>214249228
I thought so too but writers be writers, to be determined

>>214249307
because he's a cyberpunk samurai and they're cyberpunk capitalist warlords, as someone said in an earlier thread

>>214248304
>Fingers crossed it doesn't focus too much on the kids
they're the best part of the show, faggot.

>>214249331
Go back

>>214249254
I'm watching for kirsh. He's gonna do something crazy, I can tell.

>>214248354
>Kid and most of his staff will be away meeting with Yutani, which is when Morrow will infiltrate the island have the jeet infect low sperm count
he's going to infect Alex Lawler, not the scientist husband.

>>214249327
>cybernigga is actually human on the inside
Rewatch the episode, retard.
Morrow is like Ash fron Alien.
He's a company first psycho.

>>214249370
Spare body in case old engy bit it.

>>214249228
another thing, is genetic memory canon?
this xeno is a baby while zombeye could very well be ageless

>>214248444
>Why is that kind of shit so common? Remember how the 2016 Ghostbusters movie is based on a failed female superhero team script?
No. Of all the shit I heard about that abomination, I did not hear that.

Teng looks familiar.
Was he the perverted asian guy from Dexter too?

>>214249279
I was so happy when the Warlock appeared on screen in Crusade. That was years before the Lost Tales. It's my favourite ship.

>>214249370
didn't have much time plus why would he kill her really, waste of resources

>>214249427
Ash is not human, he is a thing. He barely functions as a human facsimile, displaying weird ticks (they even had Tang express such a tick in the bridge meeting scene) and going slightly haywire when he has to use violence against the rest of the crew. Morrow is a person, he is not a robot mentally.

>>214249370
You really think the writers thought it through? lmao

>>214249390
kill yourself ocellus hater

>>214249427
Him being a company first psycho was clearly from episode 1. Him having actual feelings and remembering his daughter while acting as the company psycho he is, that's something we learned now.

if you can't properly read or comprehend my post or understand what you watch, don't quote or reply me

>>214249475
It's OP as fuck, takes multiple Centauri ships to take it on

>>214249313
Dr Pavel I'm Da Keptin Nau

>>214249513
it was 65 years ago. should would have been dead by now anyway, or really really old

>>214249501
>Ash
Dies to guy with fire extinguisher
>wendy
Solos a xeno with a hook

>>214248632
>Ridley's side project show "Raised By Wolves" got cancelled and this feels like they tried to recycle all the ideas he had left for future seasons.
Was Raised by Wolves any good? I took one look at how homosexual the thumbnail looked, and I was like I wanna shill for Ridley, but I don't think I can make myself watch an aggressively homosexual show.

>>214249530
i want a nostromo kitchen.
maybe living in ze podz won't be all bad if i can get that.

>>214249151
she better be

>>214249233
Would it be a jarring turn of pace? Yes. But watching this episode in this place was just rather pointless too. We knew how it ended, it added very little.

>>214249530
xeno = alien
morph = morph
and that concludes our exhaustive 65 year mission

>>214248690
>the whole "assume i know everything you know" shit Boy keeps telling him
I don't remember him saying this a single time.

>>214249522
I love this so much. How it engages multiple targets with the beams, cannons and missiles. Perfection.

>>214249078
>Honest question: would putting this episode as first in the season change anything?
I would have preferred to see how they got the creatures.

>>214248881
They straight up were doing some kind of interpretive dancing with this

>>214249549
Ash has a nonviolence protocol installed that clashes with the company orders, which is why he doesn't bludgeon anyone to death, which he could, being stronger than a man, and which is why he sweats robo juice. The new orders bring him to near malfunction because he's not designed to kill. At least that's my headcanon.

>>214249561
It had some really good eps and ragnar's wife a cute but the last ep of S1 got weird and now ots not streamin so I cant watch s2

>>214248810
>>214248877
Why did Morrow have physical mail? Is there a mailman who drives up to the ship and delivers them, or does he have his emails printed for some reason?

>>214249530
I just noticed they have a lot of retard proof padding in the kitchen

>>214249456
No shit, Paul Feig pitched a female superhero film called "Glass Celiling", Amy pascal loved it, but was worried that it wouldn't have wide appeal, so she told him to adapt it into a Ghostbusters script.

>>214249598
What are your thoughts on Centauri and Narn?

>>214249561
no idea. i never watched it. nobody did. i skimmed the plot synopsis really quick. something about androids raising human children and then starting a cult, trying to become gods??? maybe some pinocchio references with the troon Grandmother being able to make robots turn into real people.

>>214249531
what does this have to do with my post, your reply or my reply? nothing
>should would
I guess you're just another brainlet pajeet shillling for disney on 4chan in exchange of peas while a decent AI is still inefficient to do so.

>>214249606
s2 flashback episode

>>214248673
It was edited by the anon you were arguing with, too

>>214249587
>I don't remember him saying this a single time.
kirsch was reporting to Boy with some kind of exposition dump about something he already watched on camera.
Boy was like "yeah no shit i already know that. just assume i know everything."

>>214249615
Samuel Blenkin said that they filmed a 20 minute scene where Boy dances throughout his compound to 'You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' as sung by Lee Hazlewood and Nancy Sinatra. They should honestly release a bonus episode of Boy being the annoying quirky asshole we all know and hate.

>>214249617
Slightly more cannon, in the books they are all 3 laws safe like Bishop but some are illegally hacked.
They used a getaround copying off the rules that let robots be surgeons you know because just cutting into a guy to fix him would be agaisnt the rules

>>214249638
>pic

kek, I always liked the Narn ships and not so much the people with the opposite true about the Centauri.

>>214249585
>morph = morph
Based retard.

>>214249695
Do we hate boy more than Eisenber as luthor in BvS?

>>214249731
newfag

>>214249746
who is we, fag?

>>214247576
He's a human with a cybernetic arm which makes him a cyborg
I never even noticed his cyborg arm looked different from his normal arm until this episode

Just how many times can they remake the first Alien movie? This is getting ridiculous.

Nibs forcibly kissing you!

So fucking rude.

>>214249791
this is only the beginning

NEW

>>214249814

NEW

>>214249814

NEW

>>214249814

>>214249799
Poor cat didn't even get anything beyond just a scene, does it have a name even?

>>214249799
not the heckin pusserino!

Wonder if they'll explain how they found so many different species on 1 planet or whatever. Or did they explain that and I forgot? I kinda dozed off a few times so far. Also everyone being so incompetent makes it hard to believe they were able to contain these creatures in the first place on a hostile alien world.

>>214249823
Fuck off tripfag
Check the catalogue
>>214249287
>>214249287
>>214249287

>>214249828
rascal

>>214244880 (OP)
i like how the containment vessel for a dangerous bug alien is made out of thin glass

>>214249873
>Wonder if they'll explain how they found so many different species on 1 planet or whatever.
Where did it say it was just one planet?

>>214249887
I prefer Mr. Eko's
He shows dedication

>>214249887
>start a thread too early
>"Waaah go to mine!"
lol

>>214249887
Well, you should have announced it. Keep it as a backup, if it lives long enough we move there.

>>214249873
I think it was different planets. They also implied the crew used to be a lot bigger before their capture attempts on all these species.

I'm disappointed the only non-Xenomorph creatures that hage been shown are the bloodsucker bug and the eyeball. They had at least a dozen other things in cages on that ship and I want to see those too.

>>214245915
>this black "scientific officer" is so fucking careless...

so a realistic depiction

>>214249291
lots of people do actually

>>214249909
>>214249979
>>214249980
gm saars

>>214248968
nice tits

>>214248275
>Watching it for free on FX on demand :^) nice try goyim

>>214248275
I'm watching it trough my own easy to use streaming service.
It's called Jackett + flaresolverr.
It's really fast, you search for any title ever released and you download the highest quality version from the list, it's very fast.