Thread 214244901

>>214244901 (OP)
>Do you have apple pay?

>>214244901 (OP)
>No rewards, sir. We hate our loyal customers.

>>214244901 (OP)

seriously you cant order in McDonalds today without using an app or touchscreen kiosk.

>>214244901 (OP)
>Sir.. you already paid in cash if you didn't want to full the extra 5 dollars then you should have ordered in the App

>>214244937
>No sir, we use real dollar not apple dollars

>>214245133
>nooooo I must have my order taken by a wagie!!!!!!!
Are you 80 years old

>>214244901 (OP)
>do you want to scan the app for points?
>just give me chicken sandwhich
it's every fucking time. Part of me wants to just start using door dash so I can stop being asked the same questions over and over again. Just let me buy your slop so I can eat it in 10 minutes and get back to my life.

>>214245353
Thats right zoomie you have to walk up and see a real person and tell them what you want

>>214245353
It's just easier for 'fast' food. It's nice driving up, just ordering off the menu in front of you, and driving away with a meal.

It doesn't matter how convenient the app is when you know what you're doing and have the UI down. When you just want to get a impulse cheeseburger, it's a pain to fiddle with the app in the parking lot when for the last 70+ years you could just walk up, order and be out in the same time it takes for the damn app to update, and your password isn't working for some reason, and pop ups for shit you don't want and pop ups for turning notifications on, and you STILL have to sit through the drive through line anyway. It's just frustrating, and anyone that doesn't understand that is too young to be on this site.

My total is $8.04 did you seriously just ask me if I want to round up to the nearest dollar to donate to your stupid fucking charity?

Recently I've been paying with cash because it's funny that the zoomie now has to now only open the register and count change, but is now required by the manager to count out their drawer at the end of the shift, thus ensuring they're stuck at work another 10 minutes counting quarters.

>>214245704
kek

quick someone do a variant on this i'm busy and haven't had image editing software installed in years

>>214245776
Based as fuck

>>214245133
really? here in yurop you still have the option to order at the counter
but people would rather wait in line at the 4 kiosks (one always broken) than order there

>order something basic
>"Can you pull ahead to the *garbled static*?"

I went to my local mcdonalds for the first time in 4.5 years to order a filet o fish with a large sweet tea and an apple pie and low and fucking behold I was met at the counter by some nasty subhuman nigger. I did a 360 turn and walked right out of that store.

I will NEVER eat food prepared by non-whites. I don’t even like interacting with them

>>214247243
good luck with that

>>214247243
>360 degrees
Are you fucking retarded man?

>>214245133
wrong. you have to flag down an employee to come take your order tho, no one stands there. the machines don't take cash so they have to take your cash at the counter with a person when your ticket prints. maybe it's different in NYC or places like that. this might be headcanon but i'm pretty sure it's illegal for businesses to not take cash? or something

>>214245133
In my country we can still yell at the speaker through our vehicle's window.

>>214245633
Damn grandpa what else? Hurry and and Tell your life story before you croak

>>214245633
Or do you need to write a letter instead and mail it to me by messenger pigeon

>>214247243
I went to McDonald’s for the first time last week and everyone there was white teenagers and I live in America

>>214247243
at fast food places, sure, but go to the kitchen of high end places and i guarantee you it will be minority white lol. at fast food i kind of agree though, though my issue is how slow the service will be and them ducking up even basic orders.
>>214247353
i live in the woods in ohio and my local mcdonalds is all white teenagers and a few older managers. I think I've seen one black person working there

>>214247243
>. I did a 360 turn
And then you kissed him on the lips lol

>>214245133
>seriously you cant order in McDonalds
You didn't need these extra words

>>214245633
Agreed with this. Zoomies just don't get it. They do everything with the phone. Phone to pay, phone to access and start their car, some of them don't even carry a license, they have a picture of it on the phone. The phone is basically a part of their body. zoomers are a modern day cyborg

>>214247738
This opinion is so tired and regurgitated. If i go to the mall right now Ill find a line of boomers outside of hot dog on a stick all staring at their phones. Anyways old man im a nigerian prince and i need your help right now please give me your email and well figure out how you can send me money later

>>214245353
>order through touchscreen
>nobody calls out your order
>nobody knows your order

>>214247243
>I will NEVER eat food prepared by non-whites
basically impossible in the US if you ever eat in restaurants

>>214245353
>Tech issue or outage
>Now you deal with 20+ people trying to order or waiting for it

>>214245133
Touchscreens are smeared with feces, do not touch.

>>214247447
>email is objectively faster than snail mail, taking a letter that would take a week to reach it's destination and sending it in seconds
>an app that objectively takes longer work through than just saying your order. Regardless of how fast you are, it still takes AT LEAST the same amount of time due to having to sit through drive through anyway.
nice comparison kek. You should probably log off though, you have school tomorrow.

>be me not old but live like old fuddy dud
>restaurants remove menus and have qr codes at table
>ask for menu because I'm not doing that
>they reluctantly give me one that they keep around for seniors
>eventually every restaurant goes back to real menus
>I win
Fuck You and Your Apps.

>no I don't have the friggin app, Speedee
>now where's my sandwich. last time you just gave it to me straight away after I ordered
>yeah I'll "be patient".. how about while I wait I go grab my JigC out of the back of my truck, cut my way in there and make it my darned self!

>>214245704
they do this because donations are tax deductible and they get a bunch of it back from the IRS when they "donate" on your behalf. they also don't pay tax on those donations because it doesn't count as revenue. so basically free money for them and they get to pretend to be charitable

My coworker doesn't do callouts and it makes me either guess what the meal is or ask and get blamed for the slowness either way. Idk why they don't get on to him.

>>214247380
>>214247662
hello newfriends

>>214245133
I order at the counter

>>214244901 (OP)
>WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG????

>>214247243
as a KM, your food is being prepared by me (dead end white male), a Honduran/Salvedorian whos on his best behavior to not get deported (when they aren’t cracked out), or a excon lady who swears they aren’t going back
unfortunately there are also a lot of people of color standing around doing jack shit in the kitchen but hey I legally can’t have Miguel working 80 hours here even though he’s gonna be getting those hours somewhere else
I gotta have bodies on the line

>>214245133
I hate McDonalds so much now, it’s stupidly over engineered

>>214251380
Is this really how it works? They're just stealing money from the government`??

Don't have cow man

>>214245353
Yes I am. Which means I'm far wiser than you. So fuck off!

>>214245437
Yes, pay a separate taxicab to drive the lukewarm food to you and drop it off. THAT'S the solution!!

Or maybe why don't you just stop buying overpriced, addictive, lab-engineered "food"?

>>214252020
Yes, this "tradition" of being stupid is ON PURPOSE, and if you bristle at it or any of the other repeated nonsense here you are "new".

>>214247409
Just hand me my fries please.

>>214247243
"standards" from an uneducated drooling faggot who will probably contract measles in the next three years. MAGA!!

>>214247738
This. I went back to a flip phone. I enjoy life a lot more when I have to use my brain to remember things. We don't need internet outside of the home.

>>214252965
kissing is so fucking hot

I like the idea of a world that has mobile QR code pay but no fast food restaurants

>>214250682
This. Even with a smartphone I would never participate in that shit. I still pay my bills with checks too. They can't ever eradicate the physical systems in place. Mail will never go away. And it's because of people like me who refuse to go along with this infernal "progress". I own zero "smart" shit as far as appliances go. I will always be able to find a television that doesn't connect to wifi. I have 2 extras in the boxes which should last me the rest of my natural life. My CRT with VHS and DVD will probably outlive all of us.

>>214244901 (OP)
>>214245185
>>214245321
very funny
but anyway

>>214245166
>>214245002
>>214244901 (OP)
>>214244937
HELLO SAAR, ME LIKE CAPESHIT SAAR

>>214244901 (OP)
>Supermarkets and Fast Food get rid of wagies
>Prices go up
Explain, Libertarians.

>>214253181
>>214253155
What are you doing? Go away.

>>214253216
It's just the /tv/ schizo

>>214245133
Yeah you can. Just stand at the counter. Eventually somebody will say something. Otherwise flag somebody down if you don't want to stand there waiting.

>>214253200
uhhhh covid, supply chains, you wouldn't understand bro

tv spergy will never know this feeling

>>214252789
no
the money goes to the charity, not mcdonalds

>>214253319
Whose house does the money go to? The Ronald McDonald House? Wait...WAT

>>214245437
A five second interaction has you that mad? How often do you eat McDonald's? Also you should keep the receipt and scan it for points later. You're just missing out for no reason.

>>214253319
I wonder who runs the "charity" :)

>>214251380
Taco Bell actually does use the donations for college. I've met people who got them.

>>214253319
>the money goes to the charity, not mcdonalds

>>214252881
Can I have cow boy

>>214253346
>>214253379
>>214253421
it's an independent nonprofit charity

>>214253468
It literally has the clown's hand and the McDonalds M.. >>214253421
DO YOU SEE THIS?

>>214253468
sometimes, i wish i were this stupid but then again i would probably have to focus my brainpower on breathing manually

>>214253468
;)

>>214245133
Wrong I don't use those gay kiosks

>>214251242
kek, sharty won

>>214245776
I can't imagine that most days they don't have a single customer pay in cash so they gotta be counting it everytime. I worked little caesars til 2024 and we got plenty of cash payments

>>214253515
>>214253516
>>214253519
>Ronald McDonald House Charities (RMHC) is an independent American nonprofit organization whose stated mission is to create, find, and support programs that directly improve the health and well-being of children.[3]

>The first Ronald McDonald House was opened in Philadelphia in 1974.[5] Jim Murray, general manager of the Philadelphia Eagles, was raising funds for one of his players' (Fred Hill) daughters when he met Children's Hospital of Philadelphia oncologist Dr. Audrey Evans. They partnered with Elkman Advertising which handled marketing for McDonald's, and the charity took the name of the latter's mascot.[6][7]

>>214245776
On a lot of places.the managers have to count the drawer for them. If you're sure to remind them before hand they'll typically get on it. They don't want you on the clock for longer than necessary, for the most part.

>>214253715
>copy and pasting wikipedia articles

>>214244901 (OP)
You gave me another fucking stormtrooper in my happy meal.

>>214245133
its for the best. I don't like talking to niggers.

>>214253760
>ignoring facts and schizoposting
>nooooo mcdonalds can't do something good! haven't you seen Supersize Me???

>>214253715
Government LIES

>>214253468
Most of the chuds on /tv/ are far too schizo and jaded to believe anything in the world isn't some secret sinister scam being perpetrated by "them".

Tiresome.
I've personally seen the good that Ronald McDonald House does for people in need. I knew a guy with a premature baby and his family lived there for months while his kid was in an incubator at the local hospital.
I'd never eat at Mcds but I do give to that charity because I believe in it after seeing it do good for people I know.

>>214253795
i would be embarrassed if i were on the internet defending mcdonalds

>>214253793
You don't leave the house. Even other white people don't like you.

>>214253881
I'd be embarrassed if I thought everything was a conspiracy to fleece me. And I'd probably be so stupid I'd elect a 1% crook to run my country and bleed it dry while telling me all these higher taxes and tariffs I'm feeling are not his fault and to just keep trusting the plan.

>>214245133
I like the app. It means I can just yell a 4character code and the AI microphone picks it up and tells the wagie what order to give to me. Also gives a lot of free/discounted food

>>214247243
This is how I feel when I see a nig at starbucks LOL
like you try and give off the impression that starbucks is this fancy ass place and you got some nigger there in an apron making me a latte, gtfo

>>214253949
It also tracks where you travel to and what you look up on your phone. Do you think that app really NEEDS all the permissions you gave it?

You don't care. You don't care about what you eat why would you care about the spyware you installed to save a buck on a burger?

>>214253350
>just deal with constant annoyances and make sure to scan your receipt into the app so they know what you bought!
no

>>214253350
You have fully bought into their bullshit and you're helping them sell it for free!

/0/

>>214253887
>You don't leave the house.

This is true, I user Uber a lot.

>Even other white people don't like you.

wow. rude. :(

please pull around to the front we’re just waiting on your fries

>>214253694
>little caesars
Think that answers your question. The vast majority of places barely ever receive cash. I worked shit jobs from 2012 to about 2016, and you'd go weeks without cash payments. Little Caesars attract lower class people, who probably would pay with cash most of the time. It depends on the location. I was a movie theater, and don't think I took cash the whole 3 months I worked there.

>>214254025
Uber not to travel, but to pay a cabby to drive you food. You're dumb. You're REALLY dumb.

>>214253949
I hate it because I just want to tell my boomer what to get me but my boomer can't operate apps. so it costs like 30% extra. it's anti boomer / NEET discrimination

>>214254061
Is "your boomer" the poor adult who birthed you and can't get you to leave the nest?
So fucking sad. This site is filled with arrested development little incels who must eat nuggies every night or they will cry into their anime pillow.

>>214254111
>nooooooo think of the poor boomers who brought new people into existence without their consent
lol. they should be glad I can be placated with nuggies

>>214254142
The founder's wife is mentioned at the end of most NPR broadcasts because she gave tons of his money to public broadcasting corporations. She's one of the good ones. Ray Kroc was a greedy rightwing cunt. I'm glad he's dead and his franchise is finally falling out of favor. Not with dumb people though. They still shell out because of their addiction. But the food is no longer affordable for most.
Food trucks are decimating their business. But it will soon be more than 10%.

>>214254182
lol, the "I didn't ask to be here and I'm going to make it everyone's problem" guy again.

Your mother probably deserves you. That's why dad left. You ignorant fat fuck. I bet you play videogames and watch cartoons like a baby.
This is the most adult conversation you'll have all week. And you don't even understand it.

>>214254207
Food Trucks: for when you're worried the Mcdonald's kitchen might be too clean

>>214250357
>an app that takes objectively longer

Lmao its ok that your lead poisoned brain cant understand how to push buttons on a touch screen just say that and be done with it. The app gets rid of human error and also saves you money and gets you free food mr jenkins

>>214254261
Sorry, this isn't India. We have standards. And the food trucks are subject to the very same inspections as McFaggots is. The scores are available for public viewing also.

Are you new to our culture and laws and regulations??

>>214254286
>push buttons
>on a touch screen

You were saying?

>>214254318
He thinks he's superior for being a techfag who cannot unplug for even an hour. The zoomer is not bright.

>>214254252
nah I'm busy learning japanese
but keep making things up and coping dumbass breeder

>>214245133
I eat McDonald’s maybe 3 times a year but earlier this week I was gonna go there but then remembered how I was gonna have to relearn how to fucking order again so I just went to Taco Bell instead

I wonder how many millions of dollars they’ve missed out on just because of other retarded people like me that just say “ah fuck it I’ll eat something else” as soon as a minor hurdle is introduced.

>>214254043
That's a movie theater but we're talking fast food and I can guarantee you people pay cash erryday.

>>214254424
The fact I need an app to not be ripped off means I don't go to McDonalds. I don't want to have to order through an app every time I get fast food. They literally lost me as a customer for forever once they introduced this
>o-other chains
yeah I don't buy at them either if they pull this garbage

>>214254424
You can order at the counter. Wtf where do you people live, I do drive through and nothing has changed besides them asking if I used the app and I say noooo

>>214254286
>how to push buttons on a touch screen
a touch screen doesn't have buttons
>The app gets rid of human error
but a human is pressing the 'buttons' and a human is making the food
>also saves you money and gets you free food
'free' in the meaning of selling your data and eating habits over to a corporation to do who knows what with

Damn, lead has nothing on your microplastic riddled brain kek

>>214254460
You're probably right. In the context of fast food cash probably is used frequently.

>>214248524
Yeah..

>>214245633
https://vocaroo.com/1bCMU2p7qPec

>>214245133
use the drive-thru, retard

>>214253793
why even eat anywhere that hires them

>>214254318
How pedanctic getting caught up on semantics. Solid work ya got me there a “ToUch sCreEn aInt Got nO BuTtoNs HA!”

>>214254511
Ya know honestly I think maybe the problem is I really only ever eat at McDonald’s when my family gets me gift cards there and there’s some fuckery with the gift cards like I can only use them in the store or some shit and not on the app and I just have learned to associate McDonald’s with being hard to buy burgers at as a result

>>214254286
>The app gets rid of human error
you can see your order on a screen when you order verbally, also. plenty of time to correct it
app saves the wagie time but takes up more of the customer's time. it's anti consumer

>>214254673
>why even eat anywhere that hires them

Unfortunately in my area, all chains employs niggers.

There is one exception where I would eat that employs niggers. Whenever I go to Popeye's and see that their fry cook isn't a nigger, i skip, I only trust chickens made by niggers. Sad but true.

>>214252965
I never have issues with door dash. But im in a small town so that might be better

>>214254607
I'm not sure if you're mocking the original post or not, but funny nonetheless.

>>214253104
mmm FUCK

>>214245776
Kek I’ve been doing that too.

did the founder's wife even have a job?

it was funny how she kept bitching about everything the founder did and he just didn't give a shit and got a new stacy wife

>>214245133
The 58 year old retards that migrated to this site in 2016 or 2020 need to be rangebanned

>>214254767
>plenty of time to correct it

Isnt the whole point of fast food to be fast? Way more efficient to just have your order the way you want it already stored in the system for the staff to make it wrong for you

>>214245353
>REEEE SOCIAL INTERACTION
just hang yourself already you weak homo. there should've been a population bottleneck 100 years ago to thin the retards out

I want to verbally order and pay cash and use the app-exclusive deal

>>214255041
dfens never said that

>>214254286
>kid_punching_kiosk.webm

>>214256091
Wheres da video

>>214255924
>>214257297
which one bros

>>214254424
This. I actually drove up and was ready to order last week and the giant monitor which used to be a menu was just the last guy's order displayed. They greeted me with: "Welcome to mcdonalds will you be using the app today?"
I said I can't see the menu and they said "you should be able to see it. Do you not have the app though?"
So I drove off without anything. Burger King still has a normal display even if their food is also bullshit expensive now. The whopper always hits the spot too.
Fuck mcd's from here on out. I was actually going to eat there but they couldn't even have a working menu or welcome people who don't have bloatware ruining their phones.

>>214257297
>>214255924
I've never been retarded enough to engage clickbait. What's the 'THIS' that they are doing? What should I be starting??

>>214257484
it's a high IQ thing

>>214247243
have you eaten at any restaurants lately? dont look in the back

>>214255924
>>214257297
>>214257414
I made all three of these. I have the template but I'm not sharing.

>>214254424
>>214254478
>>214257420
The entire point of fast food is that it is
>dirt fucking cheap
>so braindead simple to get that a guy stoned out of his mind can stagger up to the register, mumble something, and walk away with a dozen burgers, milkshakes, and fries
>acceptable food quality. Not amazing, but not obviously terrible
If I have to download an app and fuck around on the deals like a jeet trying to barter just to have prices that used to be considered high five years ago then you have already failed. I do not use them as a matter of principle and look judgmentally on anyone who does

>>214245133
>>214247146
>>214247243
who the fuck still goes to mcdonald's. it's literal slop. and it's not even cheap.

>>214245133
they put exclusive deals on the apps so you boomer-minded fucks get a clue and order ahead of time, instead of making everyone else wait 10+ min in a drive-through. get with the times. if everyone used the app none of us would have to wait and it would truly be "fast food."

>>214257772
This can be very easily fixed by simply putting an additional menu in a spot that it can be read somewhere other than right next to the order box, that way people can decide what they want while they’re still in line without holding up said line

>>214246084
Retard

>>214257661
You.

>>214257973
No.

>>214257990
Wrong.

How to be a bit more camera on your friends phone and a cheeky and I will be there is no country in a mostly way to be on the team beats and the conference automatic and a big ass bitch for old organization in a dimly and have your own own business in a long life on a one of these days I don't alter my uncle and a big deal for him what it is the most charitable thing that can walk and

I cannot stand using mobile order shit, they never have it ready and I end up waiting for longer than if I just walked in normally

>>214244901 (OP)
WHERE DO I REDEEM GIFT CARDS I GOT FROM SCAMMING

>>214247146
In Canada the pajeets just ignore you until you use the app or leave

>>214245133
>be me
>place mobile order
>one retarded fat dipshit in front of me
>orders at the box
>takes forever
>they also take ten minutes to hand him his food
>finally pull up to the window
>my shit is just sitting there ready to be put in my hand
>i'm gone in less than thirty seconds
>i literally sat and waited JUST because this cocksucker was too stupid to do it the convenient way
somehow it happens every time, and seeing you mouthbreathers sharing my imageboard makes me fighting mad. fuck you

In-N-Out is so much superior

>>214253004
seething newfaggot

>>214258376
california used to be so nice...

>>214258566
Still is, as long as you're not a poorfag!

>>214254207
food trucks are overpriced as fuck and take forever

>>214245353
IM NOT GOING TO USE MCDONALDS APP
IM NOT GOING TO PUT MY FOOD TRAY TO FOOD TRAY TABLE AFTER I FINISH EATING MY SLOP
IM NOT GOING TO THROW MY SLOP WRAPPER PAPER TO TRASHCAN
I WILL ORDER MY SLOP BY WALKING TO WAGIES AT MCD
I WILL LEAVE MY TRAY ON TOP OF MY TABLE
I WILL LEAVE MY PAPERWRAPPER ON TOP OF MY FOOD TRAY

>>214245704
>>214245166

>>214253004
newfag spotted

I'll be honest, I enjoy these threads, much better than the Sneed, Keyed, and all of the other stupid forced shit. I actually get a giggle from these.

>>214253881
What part of McDonalds OWNING Ronald McDonald House do you not get?

>>214259195
Ronald McDonald (the person) owns Ronald McDonald House, it's right there in the name. McDonalds is just the corporation that he inherited from Ray Kroc. It's explained in the books.

>one cheese please!
>we're out of cheese, sir. also please stop filming us. you know.. you're a real creepy guy.

>>214258300
haha, what a sad little faggot

>>214247243
>360 turn and walked out of that store

With the Black guy?