Thread 214245325

>Most important thing, in my opinion,
>(Take this with a grain of salt, don't be mad at me, it's just advice you can do whatever you want)
>Is to.....get good at something

fuck you faggot

>>214245325 (OP)
Sam becoming more and more political has been so cringe. He says so much without actually saying much.

>>214245325 (OP)
Sam was literally born with every possible gift and advantage you could have in life
>has talked about riding mopeds through Rome as a teenager and his parents sending him to film school in Paris
>dad bought him car after car which Sam wrecked and never apologized for treating his cars like disposable toys
>dad sent him to one of the best art schools in the world on a $250,000 trust fund
And still he feels a need to act like some downtrodden self-made guru. Why was all that not fucking enough? He even had a TV show, why did he feel the need to ruin it by shoving /pol/'s ideas (not even his own) down people's throats and being a fucking asshole and alienating everyone that made him famous?
Are the sheckels from selling out that sweet to him? Imagine if he was still on good terms with Andrew Ruse. WP2 might not have been trash.

>>214245370
>ends up a lolcow nobody loser on Youtube who ruined his potential Hollywood career because he took 4chan memes too seriously
kek

more like SCAM hyde!

Get good at building a nest each night

AMBER BRING IN THE GORILLA TWIGS

I feel bad for Nick during the nest building incident.

>>214245364
>He says so much without actually saying much.
He's a manipulative sociopath that lives in a carefully curated bubble that makes him appear as whatever he wants to maximize shekel extraction from his paypigs.
>Dude he totally makes libs/trannies seethe there have been anti-Sam JIDF ops for years now
No evidence of this other than the buzzfeed articles on him, libtards ignore/dismiss him
>Dude he's ripped and knows how to box.
He's only been in a single fight and he probably paid the Ausie to throw it.
>Dude he names the Jews and is an independent content creator so he deserves all the support he can get.
He's so independent and anti-Jew that he still gets to use Youtube as his platform, Jewish payment processors without consequence? WP2 was supposed to be him being able to say whatever the fuck he wants.. but he just rehashed a bunch of WP1 shit.
He also got praised by kikes like Ethan Klein and Ari Shaffir
>Dude he speaks up for whites.
Like that time he was lectured by an MMA meathead over his supposed racism and he just sat there and mumbled a couple one liner retorts and wouldn't debate for shit? Against a retard?

It's all a house of lies. The Harland podcast appearance really exposed him.

>>214245325 (OP)
>>214245358
>>214245360
>>214245364
>23 times

>>214245688
Hyde Derangement Syndrome

>>214245370
>>214245391
>>214245498
>>214245529
>24 times

>>214245688
>>214245770
now look up how many fishslop threads get spammed

It's worshipping Christ now, he had to change to grifts to survive in a post gorilla sticks world. It's rough out there being a rightoid grifter retard these days. Nick, Sam, those other ones.

>>214245590
>>214245592
>>214245644
>>214245807
>94 times

>>214245770
So?

>>214245843
>anon discovers that people repost the same webms and images on 4chan
how new?

Just leave Sam alone you dickhead!

>>214245770
>fishtanks don't realize the irony of this

fish on fish crime a nation divided ellie under jet

>>214245325 (OP)
leave my e-daddy alone you bullies

>>214245870
>>214245875
>>214245885
>70 times .

>>214245916
>one thousand times

Did Nick really spit out the seed oil cookie because he was afraid of Sam?

>>214245325 (OP)
he should've spent more time learning how to build a nest

I'm good at several things and it's never helped me.

>>214246333
Sam would tell you to give him another superchat.

>>214245325 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMFlbVQ3AYk

It's unironically better advice than most millennials got from their parents, which was
>If you just try hard and go to college you will be successful and your dream will come true

>2015+10
>still watching ""MDE""

you're no better than zoomers watching andrew tate or some other borderline homo male influencer

>>214246609
nah see they told their children to learn about nature and how to build a gorilla nest, shame sam never learned those simple skills

>>214245876
This. MDE has gotten me through so much stuff over the years, they're like family.

>>214245325 (OP)
When will Marky allegations come back to bite him in the ass?

>>214246694
lmao hi marky

>>214246609
>millennials were... le lied to....
Damn this cope is cringe

>>214246694
Only risk of that is Sam getting ambushed on a podcast. But after the Harland meltdown Sam is definitely gonna be picky about where he appears now.
He's cooked though I think Sam has accepted that he'll never be mainstream (and being mainstream would be the main catalyst for the Marky scandal to blow up). Forever on the fringes for him with shit like fishtank and that low effort (and imo doomed to fail) Art Bell knockoff show.

>>214246694
allegations of what? showing a woman with big milky tits who was blowing in high school a good time?

>>214245370
Sounds like you're just assmad because you disagree with his politics and/or you resent his success. Objectively speaking he's achieved alot and it's impressive that he's stayed true to his creative vision and principles despite everything. Most people who've come from upper middle class families have done far less with their lives.

The self sucking scene was pretty wack though ngl

>>214245644
No evidence? Bro you're seething about him right now lol

>>214246871
Sam's politics are fake and surface level at best.

Some people here need to take the New Pill fr

>>214246893
There are no libtards in this thread. In fact Ive never seen anyone seriously push libtard shit in a Sam Hyde thread. You're seeing things through that fake lens exactly the way I described.

>>214246934

Your generation is made up of gullible retards

>>214245808
It's so goddamn funny that y'all are genuinely acting like the Harland chimpout was some kind of career ending move without a shred of detectable irony. It's easily a top five funniest Sam Hyde moment in my book and the troon/jew reaction to it makes it even better.

>>214245770
>24
You need to up your archive game bro

>>214245370
>Why was all that not fucking enough
Because despite all that he's a fuckin nobody lol
>But he's on YouTube!!! He was on adult swim!!!
Case in point

>>214246991
now look up "watermellie"
insane fishtank simps that spam things 1000's of times make whatever point you are trying to make moot
in fact the anti-hyde spammers look retrained by comparison

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>214245875
People don't save webms with the same timestamp filename you fucking retard. You'd have a point if he was searching by hash, but he's clearly not.

>>214246770
Bro that Harland podcast was great, I've rewatched it like 3 times now and I chuckle like an idiot everytime. I really don't understand why y'all think it was bad for him.

>>214246908
>spic fagtes
Did PaulTown ever kill BigTech?

>>214247068
it exposed him as a retard who has no idea what he's doing

>>214246908
I disagree, the fact that he had Fuentes on kinda BTFOs the point you're trying to make lol

>>214247056
it's a nothingburger either way >>214247046
the moment people seethe and start to use archives as a gotcha they've gone off the rails
mde really is a cult

>>214247046
>now look up some single word
I'm assuming it's some kind of meme phrase. It's not the same as spamming a series of identical paragraphs and images day after day. How many genuine people are in these threads usually? Three? Ritual posting is annoying but this is beyond that. It's thread after thread of nothing but ritual posts and the occasional anon who comes in to post archive screens.

>>214247092

Man some of you are fucking lost causes if it took you so long to see through the grift. The zoomer production team, self-help videos, NFT's, patreon, podcasts, astroturfing and self-promotion on various "3rd party" channels didn't tip you off?

>>214247096
>Sam has an FBI informant that's supposedly deplatformed on without repercussions
Sus for Sam an Sam sounded like an uniformed retard when he had Fuentes on too. He really doesn't care about this shit at all he just says "Jews?! Amirite?" and opens his wallet and expects /pol/ money to flood in.
>>214247123
The fact that you didnt do it means I take it as a concession. You failed at making your point.

>>214245885
>>214247046
>fishtank
I don't see a fishtank thread on the catalog. I do see this one.

>>214247171
fishtank's home is on /bant/ when there isn't a season going on, but that didn't stop them from trying to continually spam to the point that the paid off mods had to issue something about it

>>214247167
you should build a gorilla nest, I've got the twigs

>>214247169
>You failed at making your point.
My point is that these are mentally ill spam threads. My image made my point and doesn't need to be expounded on. I'm sure you have some carefully crafted narrative in your head that makes this a righteous duty instead of insane babbling. The point wasn't to convince you to stop. This is your life.

>>214246956
I literally cannot imagine anyone other than a terminally advanced libtard trying so hard to spin a narrative about a man's personal life like this. Very few of his fans are this obsessed with his character or personal relationships. We just wanna see him build that gorilla nest

>>214247230

You sure do

>>214247247
tell me which one of these fishtank orbiters is you

youre putting yourself in danger by posting in this threads.
do not give any personal information.
use throwaway emails if you make any accounts to talk about this.

>>214247304

kys

What about getting gud at making gorilla nests?

Anyone notice anti-mde kikes keep spamming more furiously as he grows
yummy seethe

>>214247169
I actually make it a point to donate $500 anytime someone names the Jew, money well spent. I've give $6,000,000 if I could

>>214247362
This is what no twigs does to a man

>>214247362
>DA JOOZS ARE THE REASON DADDY SCAM HYDE IS A MEDIOCRE COMIC
Are they under your bed too?

>>214247268
also some cookies they have grapeseed oil I hope that isn't a problem they made them ripe and tight

>>214247354
you cant hide the truth shill

>>214245370
You sound extremely jealous. Everyone with decent genes has been rich for generations.

>>214246694
nothing has ever come from it for the following reasons, regardless of your bias or personal opinion

1. according to the story and dates associated, she was 16 and he was 29, and that is legal

2. there's no evidence anything illegal actually happened. screencaps from discord and text messages are not evidence of literally anything. they're easily fabricated and not admissible in a court

3. after 10 years, the likelihood of any real evidence or thompson wanting to press charges is basically 0%

Seethe as much as you want, but these are the facts.

also my $0.02 is that if you people cared so much, you'd be contacting your legislators who are responsible for those age-of-consent laws, especially the ones that say 14 is acceptable. You aren't though, and that's probably because you just want this guy Cancelled™ for whatever personal reason you have, and that's wack. Also there's nothing to cancel, all MDE/Sam fans already know about marky and still give them money.

>>214245876
LEAVE SAM ALONE

>>214247691
>there's no evidence anything illegal actually happened
the pictures of them shirtless didn't conform to any known cel phone camera dimensions
if they were cropped that was CP there my dude, a lot of people have gone over evidence like Soph and that cthulu mask guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues
but since you're using the "discord and text messages are not evidence and all evidence must be like this is a court room" script/cope and the "Sam must have broken the law for it to be bad" implication, it means you're just another shill

>>214247869
thats not what counts as CP or not. not every picture of a naked minor is illegal

>>214245370
a 250k trust fund is literally nothing

>>214247899
I bet you're an expert in that domain

>>214247920
yes, problem?

>>214247922
AI will be the bridge that heals the rift between Sam and Pajeets.

How are these threads still allowed?

>>214248121
They're not the only threads posted multiple times a day that consist of the same few people spamming the same few images. Those jeet/white women threads were up consistently for at least a week. Only answer I can think of is that the moderation team is malicious.

>>214246996
And you are?
>IM THE ASSISTANT MANAGER AT DOLLAR GENERAL I MATTER
LOOOOOL

>>214248342
Vast overestimation. If they had a job they wouldn't have time to post these threads around the clock.

>>214245644
>he just sat there and mumbled a couple one liner retorts and wouldn't debate for shit? Against a retard?
did you sit through that entire thing? you don't fuck with a dude who is that mentally unstable, especially one with some semblance of fighting ability

>>214247869
why aren't you trying to cancel basically every rockstar ever if this is a problem for you? they all fucked the shit out of underage girls.

>>214248694
rockstars don't spam this site with their annoying advertising

>>214248721
they do on /mu/

Anyone know that girl who is supposedly one of Sam's ex gf's that posts schizo vids on her youtube channel of him every other day?

>>214249081
I don't think she's making these threads but she has posted here. She types like a schizo too.

>>214249161
Did you watch the one where she talks about Sam being a native witch wizard?

>>214249188
No but doesn't sound too off the mark. I really can't sit through schizobabble like that.

>>214247104
I have no investment in any of this, just randomly dropped into the thread, but you are totally full of shit.

Sam is a Thiel plant

>>214247304
>>214249625
already well aware they will use the system against you

Sam Hyde can be retarded, but so can everybody. I enjoy most of what he's involved with. I don't feel irrational seething hatred toward him when he is retarded because I'm not an overly invested idiot who considered him my parasocial edgelord buddy. I just tune back in when he's stopped being retarded.

>>214249889
Sam can be retarded without spamming entire catalogs with his grifting schemes.

>>214250316
>spamming
Ironic