Thread 214249405

Coming this Summer.... a movie 375 million years in the making

"Moooom! I wanna see what's beyond the water."
"But Tikky, you love the lake!"
"No, mom! YOU love the lake!"

When one day... Everything changed.
>Steps out of the lake breathing perfectly normal
"Erm ok, hold on WHAT just happened?"
>Shake it Off instrumental starts playing
"I could get used to this walking thing!"
>Faceplants right into the mud, flock of seagulls start laughing
He's part lizard...
part fish...
100% Rob Schneider

"Evolution? More like E-volu-LOL-tion"
>Crickets chirp, prehistoric dog covers his eyes and whines.

that's my great grandfather <3

>>214249405 (OP)
That guy literally ruined my life

>>214249405 (OP)
back to the future should have revolved around making sure this faggot stayed in the water instead we got a story revolving around not wanting/trying tk fuck your own mother

>>214249405 (OP)
lame thread.

>>214249555
Wasted on some Jeet with 0 media literacy

>>214249405 (OP)
Darwin and his entire family were judeo-Freemasons. Absolute state of cuckchan