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Anonymous No.214251650 >>214251686 >>214251713 >>214251741 >>214251790 >>214251843 >>214252424 >>214252456 >>214252469 >>214252501 >>214253405 >>214253676 >>214253746 >>214254139 >>214254275 >>214254945 >>214255065 >>214255406 >>214255727 >>214255752 >>214256985 >>214257788 >>214258217
>Commissioner Gordon is a black woman
Anonymous No.214251686 >>214251721 >>214251740
>>214251650 (OP)
never seen anything with this guy in it but he seems to out out of his way to make himself unlikeable

also how would people not notice bruce is batman with his height and frame?
Anonymous No.214251706
He's s big guy
Anonymous No.214251713 >>214251787
>>214251650 (OP)
I'd rather see him play Joker. TDKR Joker was a big guy and Thad is hilarious.
Anonymous No.214251721 >>214251752 >>214253676
>>214251686
how do they not notice in the comics where he is a hulking mass?
Anonymous No.214251740 >>214253676
>>214251686
>also how would people not notice bruce is batman with his height and frame?
Canonically he's a fucking buff giant.
A well tailored suit will hide some of that.
Anonymous No.214251741 >>214251792 >>214251875 >>214251904 >>214252495 >>214252942 >>214255457
>>214251650 (OP)
>>Commissioner Gordon is a black woman
>Joker is now a feminist that fights le toxic masculinity. Alantman eventually join forces with him
>Gotham is a faggot cesspool
>he beats up straight white christian mem that dare to even slightly criticize women
>he doesn't lay a finger on black criminals
what else?
Anonymous No.214251752
>>214251721
Because fiction works best animated, they're cunts for not putting money into high quality DKino
Anonymous No.214251787
>>214251713
>thad castle joker
kino
Anonymous No.214251790
>>214251650 (OP)
Best fighter in DC, canonically is Sandra Wu-San
Anonymous No.214251792 >>214252095
>>214251741
>>he doesn't lay a finger on black criminals
Didn't this trope happen in Matt Reeves The Basedman
Anonymous No.214251843
>>214251650 (OP)
>joker got raped so now the batman actor is a rape victim
Anonymous No.214251875
>>214251741
>Joker is now a feminist that fights le toxic masculinity
That's Anarky
Anonymous No.214251904
>>214251741
Why did you put Christian? Your atheist anyway.
Anonymous No.214252030 >>214252133
>james gunns batman

>heh its funny coz he got no sense of humor xD
>its funny coz he always so serious xD
>its funny coz batrope, batcopter, batdog, bateverything
Anonymous No.214252095
>>214251792
Yeah. ha! Battinson repeatedly lets the brown criminals go.
Anonymous No.214252133
>>214252030
>corenswet rolls an eye while the other points in a random direction
Anonymous No.214252232 >>214252262 >>214252358 >>214252433 >>214254188 >>214254643
Do you guys remember in the Pattinson Batman when a gang of white hoodlums attacks that Asian guy and Batman has to save him. Very believable. Happens all the time.
Anonymous No.214252262 >>214252358 >>214252360
>>214252232
no because i didnt watch it because they cast a nigger in a major role for it
Anonymous No.214252358
>>214252262
good. I didn't watch it either nor will watch part deux but I enjoy discussing it on /tv/
>>214252232
I remember your sperm donor repeatedly hurling your whore mother down a staircase
Anonymous No.214252360 >>214252385
>>214252262
He’s such a terrible actor too. Jeffery Wright over enunciates his lines for some reason. Very strange.
Anonymous No.214252385
>>214252360
yeah. he sounds exactly like you with a pair of cocks in your mouth.
Anonymous No.214252424
>>214251650 (OP)
He's probably look good in the costume and mask desu although I cant imagine him as Bruce Wayne
Anonymous No.214252433
>>214252232
No, I remember Batman curbstomping a bunch of vatos with painted faces.
Anonymous No.214252456 >>214254249
>>214251650 (OP)
Having Batman in Gunn's DCU is stupid anyways. Mr Terrific already takes that role

Hopefully clayface is just a standalone like Joker and does not hint at being connected to the DCU. For Batman related stuff just focus on Reeves' Trilogy and add fantastical elements. The stage is set for stuff like that anyways with Gotham being completely flooded and they could have the further degreetation of Gotham turning into some type of No Man's Land scenario. They could even reason the fantastical elements through illusions/hallucinations (fear gas/Hugo Strange's meddling/ Mad Hatter illusions) and Gotham generally just getting crazier because it's a total shitheap after the flooding. You could have condiment king being a guy who uses mustard gas, moth man as another batman copycat, have your black rovvin - but make him Terry McGinnis and not Dick . Mad Hatter puts some hypnosis on Batman which leads to encounters with ManBat, Poison Ivy, Creeper, Clayface, Maxie Zeus - kinda like the Arkham comic. Joker should play a sort of Hannibal Lecter role and not really the main antagonist
Anonymous No.214252469
>>214251650 (OP)
dogshit casting
Anonymous No.214252495
>>214251741
>Joker is now a feminist that fights le toxic masculinity. Alantman eventually join forces with him
No, no, Joker remains forever as a white male, as only one of those would abuse and manipulate our tragic heroine Harley. :(
Anonymous No.214252501 >>214252651
>>214251650 (OP)
Batman is supposed to look smart. this guy looks like a generic jock.
Anonymous No.214252651 >>214252681
>>214252501
>Batman is supposed to look smart
No he's not, he's supposed to look like a suave billionaire playboy.
Anonymous No.214252681 >>214253714
>>214252651
thats why val was the best batman
Anonymous No.214252942 >>214255289
>>214251741
They're going to make it comic accurate? nice
Anonymous No.214253405
>>214251650 (OP)
He can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
Anonymous No.214253676 >>214253820 >>214254115 >>214258841
>>214251650 (OP)
If Ritchson lands the role it'll be basically because he wouldn't shut the fuck up about it
>>214251721
>>214251740
He's really not. There's a handful of artists who give him an over the top physique, but he's usually supposed to be around 6'1" and lean
Anonymous No.214253714
>>214252681
and val looked smart. hell he was the smartest guy in real genius, he just looks like he's got brains
Anonymous No.214253746
>>214251650 (OP)
Well, hope he gets it. He really wants the role.
Anonymous No.214253820 >>214254037
>>214253676
>There's a handful of artists
I don't want to defend anyone or any shitty narrative. But read some comics. Batman's size is always inconsistent and depends on what the artist wants it to look like. Read a comic and stop talking made-up shit for once in your fucking life. Thanks.
Anonymous No.214254037 >>214254072
>>214253820
You really shouldn't have let go of your boyfriends cock long just to type that stupid shit.
By your braindead logic, no Marvel or DC character has anything resembling a defined physique. They could cast a morbidly obese guy as Spider-Man because of picrel and there wouldn't be an issue since "hurr its inconsistent guize so it doesn't mattur!"
Sincerely go fuck yourself.
Thanks
Anonymous No.214254072
>>214254037
Excuse me
Anonymous No.214254115
>>214253676
>but he's usually supposed to be around 6'1" and lean
LOL. Batman scares the shit out of people just by standing next to them because of the look of his frame. He benches over 1,000lbs (more than what picrel states). Even on the old silver age comics where he might look lean the stories still have feats of him lifting over a thousand pounds. They drew him that way to fit the aesthetic of what buff guys generally looked like then. Other than that he's only 'lean' when there are early career flashbacks as a way of showing how he's matured over the years.
Anonymous No.214254139
>>214251650 (OP)
Gunn should let Reeves do his thing.

Mr Terrific is already taking Batman's role and live action Batman has always looked like shit in daylight anyways
Anonymous No.214254188 >>214254341 >>214254481
>>214252232
Just like real life.
Anonymous No.214254249 >>214254335
>>214252456
>For Batman related stuff just focus on Reeves' Trilogy and add fantastical elements.
Ah, you're a Reeves shill. His Batman is more of an Elseworlds tale and not up to scratch to be consider the real Bats.
Anonymous No.214254275
>>214251650 (OP)
first it was the sups, now its time to kill the bat.
Anonymous No.214254335 >>214255202
>>214254249
>gets filtered by Batkino
Expected.
Anonymous No.214254341 >>214254643
>>214254188
To be fair, most of those crime statistics come from r/AsianMasculinity calling 911 when they see WMAF couples.
Anonymous No.214254481 >>214254643
>>214254188
>imagined microaggressions count the same as a nigger walking up to you and sucker punching you for fun while six other niggers stand around recording it and jumping in to beat the shit out of you even more if you dare to fight back and then stealing your phone and shoes
Anonymous No.214254643 >>214254708 >>214254858
>>214254341
Most complaints saying otherwise come from /pol/tards. Anytime an outlet posts real stats or evidence you guys come crying without a source to back you up. Obviously the real agenda is the one on 4chan. For example, there was no reason for >>214252232 to force this shit into the conversation but since he did it's time to get BTFO.
>>214254481
Funny how you guys only ever have speculation but no proof. Meanwhile there's proof to the contrary that's easy to find. Cope!
Anonymous No.214254708 >>214254847
>>214254643
i dont care im just stating facts. go live in the nigger part of the city, i wont stop you chang. i would love it if non-whites stopped trying to shoehorn their way into white neighborhoods
Anonymous No.214254826
first look at thad castle as batman
Anonymous No.214254847 >>214254942
>>214254708
>im just stating facts.
But you're not. That's the whole fucking point.
Anonymous No.214254858 >>214254897 >>214254963
>>214254643
Blacks commit 23% of all violent crime against Asians while being ~12% of the pop.
Whites (which includes people from MENA) commit 26% while being ~62% of the pop.
Blacks commit more violent crime per capita against Asians.
Anonymous No.214254897 >>214254963
>>214254858
Here's more good info:
https://www.city-journal.org/article/the-hate-crime-distraction
Anonymous No.214254942
>>214254847
i just assume youre trolling because its hard to be that stupid but pointing a random attack doesnt mean anything about over all violent crime. youre either delusional or nigger retarded if you actually think chinks have more to fear from white than niggers.

but as i said, stop moving into white areas and acting like youre white
Anonymous No.214254945
>>214251650 (OP)
I'm okay with this. Batman based on his feats and workout would literally be a 6'2 - 6'4 hulking muscle.
Anonymous No.214254963 >>214255113 >>214255224
>>214254858
>>214254897
Your 'facts' are being pulled from a source known for being misquoted. That's why you didn't include the link. You disingenuous faggot lol
Anonymous No.214255065
>>214251650 (OP)
lib pandering faggot
Anonymous No.214255113
>>214254963
Prove it's a misreading.
I'm not going to listen to an article just because they said a woman has an opinion.
Prove it or fuck off.
Anonymous No.214255202 >>214255307
>>214254335
I don't mind him being slimmer (not able to lift 700 pounds), but can they make him more agile/fast? Even TDK trilogy couldn't make him a believable ninja who could disappear into the night.
Anonymous No.214255224
>>214254963
you can just go to the fbi and look for yourself gook

https://cde.ucr.cjis.gov/LATEST/webapp/#/pages/explorer/crime/crime-trend

>oh new neighbors! umm so where are you from mr ping pong soong?
>Brooklyn!
>heh yeah...

stop!
Anonymous No.214255244 >>214255283
in on-topic facts and misreadings, what the fuck does 'officially in talks' mean? they rang his agent?
Anonymous No.214255283
>>214255244
yes and whats more they know he wont get it which is why they are promoting that he was "in the running" to try to get some of the clout
Anonymous No.214255289
>>214252942
>being a faggot is the real heroism
BRAVO, BOMER
Anonymous No.214255307
>>214255202
I think the point is he can be as slow as he wants because the his resources are so cutting edge.
He can take his time and build his presence without fear of danger. Kind of an intimidation tactic.
Pattinson was fast, but not a ninja. Affleck was definitely faster.
Anonymous No.214255406
>>214251650 (OP)
I hope this means we get Live-Action Damian Wayne
Anonymous No.214255457
>>214251741
Batman has romantic sex with black woman Gordon but it means nothing, isn't relevant to the plot, and never comes up again.
Anonymous No.214255727
>>214251650 (OP)
Are we finally going to get Michael Cera as Robin?
Anonymous No.214255752
>>214251650 (OP)
Whooooo caaaaaaares

Plus he had coomer bait and hates Israel so hes at least a little based
Anonymous No.214256985
>>214251650 (OP)
>>Commissioner Gordon is a black woman
>>not just having Dominican lesbian Renee Montoya as a main character for diversity
Anonymous No.214257788
>>214251650 (OP)
Is he a good actor? Bruce is a complex character.
Anonymous No.214258217
>>214251650 (OP)
He mogs that retard Pattinson
Anonymous No.214258277
friendly reminder he visited a fake casting and some random dude took nudes of him and left

K W A B
Anonymous No.214258841
>>214253676
Nah, everyone agrees that Jim Lee's Batman is how he canonically looks. Dude's a big guy.