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Anonymous No.214252050 >>214252125 >>214252129 >>214252148 >>214252150 >>214252193 >>214252210 >>214252256 >>214252616 >>214252655 >>214252762 >>214252844 >>214252930 >>214253087 >>214253309 >>214253376 >>214253595 >>214253617 >>214253831 >>214253874 >>214253890 >>214254000 >>214254082 >>214254517
>They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife... moaned like a whore when they ravaged her again and again... and again. how do you respond to the Roman emperor without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.214252089
I tell him he will also be raped in joker 2
Anonymous No.214252125 >>214252153
>>214252050 (OP)
You have a hairlip. Werido.
Anonymous No.214252129
>>214252050 (OP)
fucking phoneposter
Anonymous No.214252148
>>214252050 (OP)
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Anonymous No.214252150
>>214252050 (OP)
>First of all, you smell nice, which is surprising
Anonymous No.214252153 >>214252720 >>214252758
>>214252125
remember he is the roman emperor and can legally order your death on the spot
Anonymous No.214252172 >>214252263
I will see my son in heaven where the lord himself might deign to take him down from his cross and my wife is burning in hell because she is a whore lmao rape isnt even real. What did she do get drunk and regret it lol
Anonymous No.214252190 >>214252319
he was great
a real bad fucker
Anonymous No.214252193
>>214252050 (OP)
I say nothing at all and shit in his mouth after I deal the fatal blow.
Anonymous No.214252210
>>214252050 (OP)
Should have ravaged the son
Anonymous No.214252256
>>214252050 (OP)
Your father liked me more than you , his biological son. He said "gosh , I hope my incest loving goofy ass son never takes the throne after smothering me , Id rather have a retarded chimp ruling rome"
Anonymous No.214252263
>>214252172
How the fuck have you not seen Gladiator man
Anonymous No.214252319 >>214252387
>>214252190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5tM3FOjTZc
Anonymous No.214252387
>>214252319
wanted to be hated he got it.
Anonymous No.214252419 >>214252554
Stab him to death and laughs as he burns in Tartarus for eternity.
Anonymous No.214252554
>>214252419
>Stab him to death
<3
Anonymous No.214252616
>>214252050 (OP)
That's fair
Anonymous No.214252624 >>214252809
but what about a good Solonius?
Anonymous No.214252655
>>214252050 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
Anonymous No.214252720
>>214252153
What if the crowd favors you?
Anonymous No.214252758
>>214252153
doing that would make him sound mad, making me the victor.
Anonymous No.214252762
>>214252050 (OP)

It's funny because they adapted it for modern times.

The historical quote is they tell me your wife squealed like a girl when we nailed her to the cross and your son moaned like a whore when they ravaged him again and again.
Anonymous No.214252809
>>214252624
you tell me if someone like this is worth saving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ratgc9lLrE
Anonymous No.214252844 >>214253501 >>214253869
>>214252050 (OP)
>Why are you so mean?
Anonymous No.214252930
>>214252050 (OP)
>No I came back to stop you.
Anonymous No.214253027
Such a response was made in the script immediately following that quote. Your thread is retarded in 4 ways.
Anonymous No.214253087
>>214252050 (OP)
Rape him, but with a smile and jocular attitude
Anonymous No.214253210
TAKE OFF HIS FUCKING RAGS
Anonymous No.214253309
>>214252050 (OP)
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
"How's your sister?"
Anonymous No.214253349
You know the more I hear about this Commodus guy the less I like him.
Anonymous No.214253376
>>214252050 (OP)
Anonymous No.214253413 >>214253936
>The time for honoring yourself will soon come to an end, you vegan.
Anonymous No.214253501 >>214253869
>>214252844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=965dKmYKTWg
<3
Anonymous No.214253595
>>214252050 (OP)
he responds in the movie without sounding mad
Anonymous No.214253617
>>214252050 (OP)
>pics or it didn't happen
Anonymous No.214253831
>>214252050 (OP)
Anonymous No.214253853
>they tell me Commodus means toilet
Anonymous No.214253869
>>214252844
>>214253501
go to them <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA_N_QVxbKg
Anonymous No.214253874
>>214252050 (OP)
>"ermmmmm... yikes?"
Anonymous No.214253890
>>214252050 (OP)
>Less of that lip now
Anonymous No.214253936
>>214253413
jej
Anonymous No.214254000
>>214252050 (OP)
>They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross.
Maximus' son was Jesus?
Anonymous No.214254082
>>214252050 (OP)
>How about another joke, Maximus?
Anonymous No.214254254
My name is Maximum Decimus Meridius... And I will goon to the thought of this, in this life and the next.
Anonymous No.214254517
>>214252050 (OP)
Son? Wife? I've never even been out of Gaul before.
Anonymous No.214254909
i dont remember him asking a question in the end of the quote