Thread 214252290

>‘Tomb Raider’ Live-Action Series to Begin Filming in 2026, Sophie Turner Confirmed as Lara Croft
>Sophie Turner
Who the hell thought this would be a good idea. Honestly?

>>214252290 (OP)
Problem, chuddie?

>>214252389
Well I guess it's time to kidnap this stupid bitch and drag her ass down to Tijuana for a tit job.

>>214252389
MID

>>214252290 (OP)
Women probably. We have at least another 5-10 years of women shitting everything up.

>>214252290 (OP)
>Phoebe Waller-Fridge as showrunner
It's DOA. She ruined Indiana Jones now she's gonna ruin Tomb Raider. That bitch should stick to writing TV shows about why being a whore in her 30's didn't fulfill her instead of ruining media beloved by men.

>>214252290 (OP)
I really, really, really, hope Amazon spent at least a billion on this. That fall would be so much sweeter if they did.

>>214252290 (OP)
They're going to make Lara burn coal this time?

>>214252290 (OP)
>cast attractive actress with millions of fans
yeah it’s a real mystery

>>214252735
>another 5-10 years of women shitting everything up.
then what?

>>214252971
where's the attractive actress? Is she in the background somewhere?

>>214252889
didn't they already make her a lesbian in her last cartoon?

>>214252389
>>214252971
>random shitty tattoos like a kid who went crazy with the Cracker Jack prizes
why are women like this?

TITE TITE TITE

>>214252971
The dude behind her has bigger tits than this flat chested bitch.

/our chav/

>>214252290 (OP)
Honestly, I’m just surprised they cast someone who’s white and attractive.

>>214253024
Modern Lara takes more dick than ever. I've seen it on the internet.

>>214253090
>muh boobz

>>214253065
She looks like she belongs in a tomb

>>214253157
Yes Lara Croft has generous tits, something that this bitch isn’t even close to having.

damn Jonas bro fucked up

At least she's white, I thought that was all that mattered to you guys.

>>214253229
>gets divorced so she can keep doing this
God I hate women.

>>214253222
You lost chud

>>214253133
and white hands think this person is ugly as fuck

>>214253257
tranny

>>214253257
>movie directed by talentless hack staring charisma vacuum
No I won. And you wanna know how I won? By doing nothing.

>>214252971
Why do people put this much ice in drinks? I genuinely don't understand

Joe fumbled so hard

>>214253385
>yuropoor detected

>>214252290 (OP)
Please. Offer the role to Kiernan Shipka!!!

Yes, she's not Bri'ish, but she has two reasons for her to be Lara.

>blonde
>flat
Not that I ever imagined this would be good, but it's like they didn't even try. Probably won't even set foot in a tomb before halfway through season 2.

This stupid bitch isn’t Scottish

>>214252389
Shopped btw. She deleted it once it got traction.

>>214252290 (OP)
I honestly hope the people involved know how to have fun. I don't want and honestly doubt the majority of people want a deconstruction of Lara. A fun adventure series like the classic Indy films will do just fine.

>>214252290 (OP)
The worst thing about popular shows is for the next decade the shitty actors from those shows are forced into everything

>>214252290 (OP)

Scrap absolutely every piece of Tomb Raider lore beginning with Jolie's movies.

Go back to actual cunty femme fatale grave robber Lara. Only then the discussions of who should play her can have any sort of substance. The character has been destroyed and diluted far too many times by now to have any meaningful "emotional investment" into this bullshit.

>>214253817
She should be in a new Evil Dead, because the size of that chin rivals Bruce Campbell

>>214254769
This, one of the newer games even said that Lara and her Hapa friend went around different countries to party. That's not Lara Croft

>>214253817
>flat scrawny American

Unironically would have been good casting even if she's short

>>214252290 (OP)
The other actress they were looking at was Lucy Boynton

>>214253247
where'd you get that idea.
no, people actually like attractive girls

>>214254844

And Tomb Raider Legend had similar lines in one of the (unused) pre-mission texts, from Lara's perspective, about Party Hard activities. Yes, it ended up being unused in the resulting final product (in the "canon" of LAU Lara, so to speak), but it's in the game files and is clearly a discarded line that was intended to be a part of LAU Lara's personality.

And Jolie's Lara is a daddy's good girl who is continuing his mission like a good Croft, which is how and why we have this disastrous lore of all the next Laras in the first place.

None of the newer Laras (not just the 2013 version) are Lara, and any serious discussions about which actress can best embody her have been made meaningless, because now there's several dramatically different characters who are all supposedly Laras, and different people in discussions mean these different Laras.

Also, I genuinely feel that Classic Lara necessarily should live in her original era as a character (90s, maybe early 00s). It's one thing when some story and sequels stretch for maybe a decade and we see the character operating from mid 90s to mid 00s, aging in real time as the story progresses. But it's a very different thing to take Classic Lara and try to make her work in the 2020s (making her be born in the 90s).

Just like, let's say, Sherlock Holmes is a character from his time. Sure, you can deliberately make an AU Holmes if you want (like that BBC show with a modern day Holmes), but completely transplanting the 19th century character into 2010s with a straight face and pretending that it's still Literally That Original Sherlock cannot work.

The same would be true for Classic Lara. Her characterization and her place in life and society and everything else around her works for a (fictional, stylized) woman born in the late 1960s and adventuring in the 90s. 30 years later, not so much.

>>214255553
She looks super petite from proportions alone. Therefore also a wrong choice.

>even reddit is dooming about it already

lol its so over for this industry

>>214252290 (OP)
Stupid fucking liberals

>>214252971
>that beak
oh its another kikess worship thread

>>214255553
beautiful actress and very posh/poised, unlike Sophie Turner who is just trashy, but she's also very slim and petite, not much like Lara

There was a time when I genuinely thought that Sophie Turner can make a good Rayne from BloodRayne. That was based on Sophie in the later seasons of GOT. I think she aged differently than expected since then, but she could be a good Rayne for a little while.

Lara, lmao no.

>>214255534
>British
>big tits
>big ass
>big hips
>big lips
>strong eyebrows
>fit
>slightly swarthy
Other than her being very short, she's actually spot on.

>>214252290 (OP)
I hate jews... but gal gaddot would be a pretty good tomb raider. not many young women in hollywood could fit the role.

Here's my long-standing fan cast for Classic Lara.

where's the milk?

>>214252290 (OP)
>Who the hell thought this would be a good idea. Honestly?
as long as she doesnt talk slow like Sansa she can pull it off

can she seem dangerous like Jolie did?

>>214252290 (OP)
>Who the hell thought this would be a good idea.
Some female vaguely kind of ugly, 35+, and midwit casting director. Probably. And some out of touch geriatric Jewish producers.

>>214254040
Danger D!! >>214253817

ok

>>214252290 (OP)
Horrible casting. Would reluctantly watch though if she was staring in Womb Raider : Mandingo Boogalo.

>>214252290 (OP)
She's a crazy bitch

>>214252290 (OP)
>Who the hell thought this would be a good idea. Honestly?
Activists don't think.
It will flop, like anything with nuLara since the early IP hype wore off.

Nobody liked that shit for the past 12 years. nobody will like it now

cast cheaper good looking actress or ugly whore with a lot of fans, hire good unknown writers or feminist bullshit writer/actress, wow, this was dilemma for them

>>214252971
Is this attractive actress behind that 57 year old Jewish woman?

>>214252841
Shit raider has been ruined for more than a decade

>>214252290 (OP)
maybe it will be like heath ledger and turn out dope.

>>214255874
>>slightly swarthy
Tanned by outdoor activityat allby any mean

>>214261167
That dilemma caused TR to bomb for more than a decade. It's just spite.

>>214261388
No need to be so fuckin defensive, bro

>>214255758
For me the weirdest thing is how the movies were received rather poorly, but then all subsequent games borrowed from them.

>>214261358
She doesn't even look like the character lmao

>>214261429
I'm just tired of schizos wanting to change or "fix" characters

>>214261429
This Lara is dead and has been dead for more than 20 years.

>>214261472
She looks the same as Dafne Keen's skintone, who is hardly pitch dark.

>>214252290 (OP)
You gotta be shittin me. She was ultra hot in the first series of GoT but then she hit the wall hard when she turned 16 or whatever

>>214252290 (OP)
casting any game of thrones actor is just sentencing your shit to tank atp
>>214256121
that bitch isnt young nigga

>>214252389
Another flat Lara. Grim. We didn't know how good we had it with Angelina Jolie

>>214252290 (OP)
There hasn't been a good idea related to Lara Croft in more than a decade.

>>214261601
Yeah cos here tits are fuckin massive arent they

>>214261424
Americans are always full of shit. In reality Lara was nothing special. She was more important for the marketing of video games, than for video game females.
By the time of Tomb Raider there were already tons of sexy female main characters made by the Japanese. Fucking Resident Evil is older than Tomb Raider and it had a female MC.

>>214261627
Her tits were massive at the time. She chopped them off much later.

>>214261695
Her costume was fairly padded as well

>>214261633
Jill's outfit in RE3 was so hot I used to goon to her constantly. Zoomers don't know what it's like to grow up without instant access to all the porn in the world. But we made do with what we could

>>214261633
Lara and her games were fucking great. But agree with other female characters.
If you never fapped to Tyris Flare, you are not a gamer

>>214261715
You can see her nipples. That's all her.

>>214253229
I bet he's fucking a skinny 20yr old girl

>>214261457
heath had a square face didn't resemble the jokers elongated face at all.

>>214261358
it's the eternal /tv/ cycle
once it gets bad review you'll see posts about Sofie being based and "our queen"

>>214261861
You are a retard. And a disingenuous retard.

>>214261981
That's not /tv/, those are few assblasted contrarians.
Do you think the retard making "prometheus/snydershit/swprequelshit is secretly good" or "unsexy shitface actress/character is secretly hot" threads is representative of any group?

>>214261601
Angelina jolie was also a good actress and one of the most famous women in the world, so

>>214252389
Remember when Lara hat tits?

>>214262288
thanks for the constructive criticism bro. you are a retard for wasting your time calling a retard a retard, retard.

>>214253507
>Joe fumbled so hard
I think everybody got what they wanted out of that relationship.

Sophie was never meant to be a Mom.

>>214252389
What is it with zillennial to elder zoomer women and the tattos? It's not even purely western, I've plenty of richfag Indian chicks that came to the west to study and they also have these stupid minimalist 'cutesy' tattoos. I'm not even some anti-tatto autist, but for God's sake have your tatto actually having some meaning behind it, like if you used to be a Royal Marine I can actually understand have the sigil put on your delt

>>214262561
Is my keyboard fucked? Why the hell did I keep writing 'tattoo' with one 'o'?

>>214252290 (OP)

We never got a Tomb Raider movie circa 2002 starring prime Kelly Brook Directed by Paul Verhoeven because we are made to suffer!!!FACT!!!

>>214253091
Not a chav, she's a richgirl slag. Met plenty of them at university. One of them came from this rich as fuck suburb that's mostly white in fucking Birmingham. Also on the taller side like Turner. Lots of smoking and drinking and hooking up. Really a waste, as in Turner and girls like the one I met they had good genes but their choices meant they went to seed quickly

Emilia Clarke could pull a better lara. If they wanted someone from g.o.t they should have gone with her.

>>214262637
she's more like fridge raider now, still absolutely would though.

>>214262767
20 years ago maybe. It's crazy how these GOT actors are still beloved. Hell, even Bella Ramsey has a job. They're trying to make Red Viper Hollywood's new "Daddy". Tyrion is the Toxic Avenger. Drago had a billion dollar film for the love of god.

Meanwhile the GOT cast proper amounted to a wet fart in a colostomy bag.

>>214252290 (OP)
>>214252389
>>214252841
Komo kavori tenebra! Mivo kravos zat, uno skulda, bluva norva sili vokar. Zat tremis? Sala kwe nekros, vilo rujo vadis, norva skulda kravos. Dalik, pluva zat kwe sumbra, sili trevo nekros vokar! Kavori mivo nomo? Zat nigra belori, sala pluva kwe abysmo.

Vilo, vilo, skulda kravos! Zat kwe zilaro sumbra, mivo nomo vadis nigra. Uno pluva tenebra, dvo norva vokar, sili kavori rujo abysmo. Sala tremis, zat kwe nekros? Mivo dalik vilo skulda, nigra pluva norva! Zat nomo sili, kwe vadis uno bluva tenebra. Sala mivo kravos, dalik tremis pluva, norva rujo kwe.

Sili vokar, zat umbro! Mivo kwe vadis, pluva nigra nomo kravos. Uno rujo skulda, dvo bluva nekros, sili norva vilo zat. Kavori sala nomo? Zat pluva tremis, mivo kwe nigra dalik. Norva kwe abysmo, vilo sili vokar, bluva pluva kravos! Sala mivo nomo, zat skulda rujo.

Zalak nekros, kwe norva! Zat kavori bluva, mivo pluva rujo, dalik sili skulda. Uno vadis tenebra, dvo nomo abysmo, sili tremis kwe. Pluva norva kravos, zat mivo rujo umbro! Sala kwe vilo, nigra sili kavori, norva rujo pluva. Zat tremis, mivo kravos, skulda vadis uno!

>>214252290 (OP)
There's this really strange trend going on where there's a horrendous dearth of good actresses so they're just forcing shit. In any other age Sophie Turner would be just another child star. She really does not have the makings of an adult one.

>>214263043
Call me anti-woke or whatever, but I blame DEI. They hired non-white "actresses" off the street to fill a quota.

Meanwhile, actual trained white actresses (Julliard) couldn't get a job thanks to reverse racism, so they all became online influencers.

Now Hollywood needs the white actresses back and they're nowhere to be found. We warned you libtards this would happen but you didn't listen.

Sure seems better than that swarthy Auschwitz Dane.

>>214262767
>>214262930
Are you retarded? Is ir because you think Lara is supposed to be a titless midget due to the recent games?

>>214261695
Those are prosthetics you dumbass

>>214252290 (OP)
lul i thought this shit was scraped

>>214252290 (OP)
I know Sophie can have big tits, which would have made her suit the role easily.
However, if she looks like this >>214252389 right now, this is a terrible miscast.

Are you mad because she's tall, fit, attractive, and actually British for once?

>>214263145
Bran actor is comically ugly now. Looks like a nerdy middle aged middle class dad of two in the suburbs even though he's like 26

>>214252290 (OP)
looks good

>>214263295
KEK!!

>>214263309
>Why no, I'm not a 45 year old accountant that lives in Cambridgeshire with a family. What ever would give you that impression?

>>214252290 (OP)
at this point they're just miscasting to fuck with us

>>214252977
Civilizational collapse. Women won't be able to shit things up once there's nothing left to shit up and we're all dead.

>>214262767
>Emilia Clarke
she's 3'6 you weapon

>>214253507
>>214262517
by the looks of it she bailed on him AND their kids so she can party forever

>>214262930
It's not really a surprise the main cast of a famous movie/show sometimes amount to nothing after it's finished. Sometimes pairings come out of nowhere, though.

>>214263516
It almost feels like a transactional relationship. Like she signed a prenuptial agreement. But it stated that if she provides the Jonas Bros with 2 children, she's entitled to a lot more of Joe's fortune.

I think Millie is running a similar gambit on the Bon Jovis.
>"What's up Soph! So I did what you said and adopted a kid. Halfway there, living on a prayer. But he wants the second one to come from my vagina? What do?"

>>214261424
Why can't they make their own thing instead being envious and trying to destroy shit

>>214263566
It will never stop being funny to me what a prim and proper lady Rose Leslie comes across in interviews. She acted her ass off in the show portraying someone completely different.

>>214263664
She smokes

>>214263516
>>214263619
and yet no one's tapped the goblin girl yet

>>214263718
>who wants her

Even in divorce, Sophie won't take her back as a fren. What went wrong?

>>214263718
She's the Rupert Grint of the group. Just doing her thing.

>>214263619
MBB is so hot, Jesus...
I would trap myself for her and let her take half my money

>>214261434

They were received poorly because they were campy schlock, which worked in the games but didn't really work in movies. Videogames as a medium are far far more forgiving in terms of this, especially because games are judged by their gameplay and not by the story. You could have these exact same plots from Jolie Lara movies happen in a TR game of that era (with minor tweaks to allow more gameplay sections), and such games would've been received just fine.

At the same time, note that the whole Daddy Issues Father's Daughter Lara angle was actually rather praised by the critics (and a decent part of the audiences), and THAT'S why the subsequent game reboots of Lara doubled down and tripled down on it.

Mainstream writers and studio heads didn't - and still often don't - understand how the fuck an interesting female character who has agency and is good at something - can have any other motivation other than "oh no, I must be brave for my daddy, or family, or my kid!" or similar stuff.

Classic Lara (in-game, Core Design Lara) did what she did because she fucking enjoyed it immensely. Yes, there is a bolted-on backstory about how she was in a plane crash and discovered that she's an adrenaline junkie (which is a very lol backstory), but it's deeply secondary to the fact that Lara had a fucking DRIVE to her and an interest and was a self-made cool girl driven by her own motivations and agendas. She despised her family, not wanted to be like her daddy.

Classic Lara is a charming gigacunt, femme fatale, "damn, what a woman", who is effortless at all these things and enjoys being this way. And capable / competent, which adds to her appeal.

All the other Laras, including Jolie, are "broken birds" who are they way they are and do the things that they do because they Must Be Strong/Brave For Some Greater Good/Justice.

Fundamental catastrophic misunderstandings of the character, all of them. Even if some of them got some surface level things right, like poshness.

Sophie is probably the worst human being associated with GOT so it makes sense that no talent nepo cunt who has scammed millions like a jeet would hire her

I'm just happy that she's at least an attractive woman with the correct skin color instead of some hideous sheboon

>>214263754
Right? It's not money Bon Jovi, Jr. earned himself anyway. So what does he care!

If any of you guys ever becomes a girl, just marry a rich guy. Why are Sophie and Millie still pretending they are actresses? Take the money and disappear, fame chasing harlots!

>>214252389
shorty literally has negative tits wtf. tomb raider suppose to have have DDs

It's Boy George!

>>214263821
Almost there. Post a Millie where she looks like Lara Croft. Please.

>>214263849
Your request is my demand. This is Lara at her prep school in England...

>>214263868
I wonder, do you meet a lot of faggots when treasure hunting? Tomb raiding or whatever.

>>214263707
As is expected from a proper lady.

>>214252290 (OP)
*Movie preview guy voice*

…SHE IS DISNEYS TOMB RAIDER.

>>214253229
That's me in the white shirt in the back btw

No JB?

>>214262637
>circa 2002 starring prime Kelly Brook Directed by Paul Verhoeven

Hear me out:

- starring Catherine Zeta Jones

- directed by Luc Besson

I think Luc does these kinds of female characters very well and "gets" them. He actually adapted Adele Blanc Sec into a movie, who is (roughly, more or less) Lara but some decades earlier.

Come think of it, almost all of Besson's self-directed movies - as opposed to stuff that he simply produced - are, at some level, about searching for a Perfect Woman and admiring her and exploring the concept of her. This search can come in different forms, by the characters themselves, or by the camera/viewer/author, but I think it's a super prominent underlying theme that he has, even when it's layered over by something else.

Angela from Angel A, Leeloo from Fifth Element, Matilda from Leon, even less obvious stuff like Michelle Yeoh's character in The Lady. It's different "angles" but fundamentally it's the same "approach" to admiring the female characters.

Lara would be great if Besson fell in love with the character and made a movie about her.

>>214263918
BTRT

BUILT TO RAID TOMBS

>>214253229
imagine going to one of these parties holy shit

how rich, happy, and successful, must everyone be there

i'll never know that joy of being surrounded by rich happy people and also being rich and happy myself and knowing that we all are living the life

>>214253065
>>214253257
>>214263914
I know Sophie smokes despite her MySpace attempts at trying to hide it.
>"I'm an Amazon employee now, better not smoke!"

Maisie on the other hand is like
>"Fuck the police! For my dead homies!"
and celebrates her slagness. What, does Sophie think she'll get some "Body & Fitness" photoshoots because she's one of the hundreds of rich celebs taking Ozempic?

>>214252995
She's right there in the forefront of the image, Mr. Blind anon. Might want to get your eyes checked

>>214263995
>I'm an Amazon employee now, better not smoke!
Wtf is this logic.

>>214255534
>>214255874
Except for being fairly ugly and having zero charisma or presence. But nice pair of tits for sure.

>>214252290 (OP)
unbearably grim choice
should've picked poppy corby tuech

>>214264139
No she isn't

To boardroom boomers it make sense

She's British

She has name recognition

She's sort of popular to the millenial crowd

She has been in successful nerd IPs like xmen and got

She doesn't look healthy and active and sultry enough to be lara though. Isn't she a mom

>>214264623
Yeah, a terrible mom.

>>214264623
>She has name recognition

Literally why does it even matter. Tomb Raider is a massive IP with name recognition far beyond that of almost any actress.

There are some movies/shows about Literally What which can benefit from recognizable actors. Plenty of non-IP movies get greenlit only because some actor signed a contract to be in them. But this is a completely opposite situation. It's not some obscure original series where your only hope to sell it is by marketing it as a Sophie Turner series. This is a Tomb Raider series, with Sophie Turner's name being a distant third if not fifth.

>>214263145
>anti-woke
That's just being normal, anon

>>214263624
Because nobody would buy, play o acknowledge their ugly, retarded, inhuman shit.
The only way they have to spread their mental illness is to hijack stuff made by normal people and to remove all alternatives.

>>214252977
Look at Baghdad before and after the Mongol invasions. Women went from being judges and politicians to being kept inside because it was too dangerous to let them wander around unescorted.

OUT OF MY WAY LARA FUCKING SHITS

Gemma was BORN to be Lara Croft. Don't even @ me.

>>214265438
Bruh.

>>214265487
My guy

>>214265438
NuLara, you mean, which is not Lara Croft

>>214265517
>Not Lara Croft

Cringe

Why is Hollywood so allergic to huge breasts? It's Lara's defining feature, how can you have Lara without them?

>>214262767
Jesus Christ, how many decades old is that pic?

>nimble, athletic, formidable fighter
>why doesn't she have G-cups guys?

Pornbrain started spreading before we even had the internet

>>214265438
>>214265502
>>214265530
Guys, people have aged since you saw them in that one thing 20 years ago. She’s still hot in a milfy way, but nowhere near what Lara should look like. Stop senpai casting versions of people that no longer exist.

>>214265530
Where?
She looks like a prettier version of the reboot piece of shit nobody likes

>>214265566
Normal people like that, therefore it's bad

>>214252290 (OP)
Lara Croft needs to be part Latina or HAPA

>>214263707
then she pokes

>>214265789
Yes. This is true.

>>214265789
You need to shut up

>>214265740
I won't be stopped

>>214263760
Never noticed how pathetic women characters are written with their dumb daddy issues until this post. So, original sexist Lara was more feminist then current feminist Lara? Nice

>>214264203
Retard

I know she's not English but...

>>214266037
She doesn't look very intelligent but I wouldn't call her retard.

>>214252290 (OP)
They'll figure out what they did wrong with the inevitable flop. Crystal Dynamics is so arrogant. They refuse to produce the Lara Croft fans want, and are willing to lose all the money in the world trying to force their woke-idealized version.

>>214266174
I don't think that 2013 quote is real

>>214266245
Why not? Those woke worms all said those things

>>214265632
Still gorgeous.

>>214266518
>you like Lara Croft boobs? Well I’m calling your job!
Bruh what the fuck is wrong with these fucking people?

>>214263281
That's just a padded bra and like 3 lbs of fat compared to OP. She is flat.

>>214262983
Wtf is this

not even a single decent suggestion for live action lara actress itt

>>214263309
And they say only women hit the wall.

>>214253065
Is she gonna play the antagonist, miss skeletal?

>>214266730
They are cultists of anti-human religion

>>214266730
Leftism is a mental illness. It's modern day fundamentalism/puritanism.

>>214252290 (OP)
>>214252389
Proof that people who talk about wokeness in the past tense are retarded.

>>214252290 (OP)
If that's what it takes to get SFM porn of Sophia getting railed by a horse then so be it.

>>214266668
If you told your girlfriend that she looks like the woman in that picture, and she thought that you meant it, you'd have a very insecure and angry girlfriend on your hands.

I don't think that even a 60 year old would want to hear that, even if she knew it was true.

>>214267936
These are always the kinds of people who like these kinds of women.

>>214267972
> you'd have a very insecure and angry girlfriend on your hands.
A womans insecurities is not my problem.

>>214268044
The reason why she'd feel insecure is because she's not gorgeous.

>>214268154
She is to me. And my opinion isn’t swayed by the feelings of women.

>>214252290 (OP)
No tits, no watch.

>>214252290 (OP)
WHO DID SHE FUCK TO GET THIS ROLE? Have they not seen Dark Phoenix or the garbage fire that are her titties?

>>214262517
I met the Jonas brothers a couple of times, they were kind of dull so not q massive surprise that a party girl didn't want to settle down and become a Mormon wife.

>>214263969
I have always hated Katherine Zeta-Jones.

>>214270452
I like her topless leaks. Smoking joints by the public pool. She's a good mommy :)

>>214266518
>Why not?
It doesn't read as real. The Druckmann line in particular is laying it on a little too thick, sounds aimed at annoying /v/.

>>214271911
Yeah, she raised Maisie to be a full functional adult

>>214252389
No problem

>>214252290 (OP)
>the movie castings are now 0 for 3
lmao

>>214265566
Damn what size are those?At least D cups.

Superior choice of Lara

>>214275927
edit

>>214276328
her waist is edited, her tits are not
i would post her nudes but jannies always give me a 3 day for that because theyre gay

>>214252290 (OP)
This will be a hit just like Fallout. Wait and see.

>>214253310
kek

>>214252290 (OP)
Isnt she a little too old to play Lara?

#NOTMYLARA

>>214255553
She's hot

>GoT was almost 20 years ago
my my where does the time go

>>214262324
>those are few assblasted contrarians.
So, 4chan in a nutshell.
t. been trapped here since 2005

>>214255553
Stunning

>>214278158
Are you insane, Lara was born in 1968

>>214252290 (OP)
good casting as long as it's making you mentally ill incels seethe. ugly as shit woman, though lmao.

>>214252290 (OP)
>getting a walled thot who has already had a kid to be the sexy femme fatale Lara Croft
nobody cares about Turner, why the fuck didn't they cast a no-name younger actress? retards.

Name 1 female actress that actually has star power enough to warrant sitting down to watch a film of her. The closest i can think of is Sigourney Weaver 20 years ago, prime Jessica Alba, and prime Jolie, who was made famous by this role really.

>>214281873
>younger
What mental illness is this? Sophie Turner is in her 20s.

>>214261424
>everything has to be about me, me, me, meeeeeeeee

>>214261695
i used to do erotic roleplay with someone who was really into angelina jolie i wish i still had that person added

>>214252889
whats more pozzed, burning coal or being a lesbian? i would say burning coal myself.

>>214252971
yikes.

>>214255553
cute but a bad casting choice aswell. The real choice, was to wind back time and cast a prime Gina Carano as Tomb Raider, that would have been perfect.

>>214281964
she's old dummy, not to mention she is only going to wall harder, you cast as young an actress that can actually act as you can, so that you can keep hiring her for subsequent seasons and she wont be old and wrinkly at the end of them.

>>214282025
Have you ever even played a TR game?

>>214282078
none of the ones you have im sure, but yeah. Back in the day. The moment her boobs shrunk i lost interest. Can you fuck off back to r*ddit and post mindless shit there brainlet?

>>214263268
she had a bigger chest size than Turner by a mile though, even if she wasnt stacked, didnt you see her nudes from back in the day?

what could have been....

>>214282025
Gina Carano can't act.

>>214282131
Yet you don't know she's supposed to be an adult and British. Sounds like you only played the new garbage where she's an American child.

>>214282171
What an awful face

>>214266518
what a little bitch, that girl has more balls than him

>>214282171
How is that supposed to be Lara Croft?

>>214282178
neither could arnie and look what happened. Proper direction and active-collaboration does wonders for any middling actors performances.

>>214282189
Gina's accent isnt that strong, a speech trainer would fix it well enough. Sounds like you're one of those brainlets that think people can't actually pretend to be someone else, its called ACTING retard.

>>214282379
Arnie has immense charisma and chose his roles well, working with good directors on roles that played to his strengths. Carano is just a block of wood.

>>214282379
Arnie had other qualities and then learned to act well enough to be stellar in the roles he picked

i'm fine with this casting. but you just know they'll fuck it up in other ways (her love interest is a dindu, the story and location sucks, etc.)

>>214282630
It will be nuLara an nobody likes that shit either way. They've tryed for 15 to force that woke shit and beyound the initial hype it bombed every time

>>214252389

I can see two problems.

Pass.

>>214252389
>directed by fleabag
>starring white trash hoebag
Womb Traitor