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>β€˜Tomb Raider’ Live-Action Series to Begin Filming in 2026, Sophie Turner Confirmed as Lara Croft
>Sophie Turner
Who the hell thought this would be a good idea. Honestly?
Anonymous No.214252389 >>214252622 >>214252709 >>214253052 >>214254530 >>214261601 >>214262375 >>214262561 >>214262983 >>214263281 >>214263827 >>214267914 >>214274362 >>214282764 >>214283610
>>214252290 (OP)
Problem, chuddie?
Anonymous No.214252622
>>214252389
Well I guess it's time to kidnap this stupid bitch and drag her ass down to Tijuana for a tit job.
Anonymous No.214252709
>>214252389
MID
Anonymous No.214252735 >>214252977
>>214252290 (OP)
Women probably. We have at least another 5-10 years of women shitting everything up.
Anonymous No.214252841 >>214261346 >>214262983
>>214252290 (OP)
>Phoebe Waller-Fridge as showrunner
It's DOA. She ruined Indiana Jones now she's gonna ruin Tomb Raider. That bitch should stick to writing TV shows about why being a whore in her 30's didn't fulfill her instead of ruining media beloved by men.
Anonymous No.214252852
>>214252290 (OP)
I really, really, really, hope Amazon spent at least a billion on this. That fall would be so much sweeter if they did.
Anonymous No.214252889 >>214253024 >>214282025
>>214252290 (OP)
They're going to make Lara burn coal this time?
Anonymous No.214252971 >>214252995 >>214253052 >>214253090 >>214253385 >>214255832 >>214261203 >>214282025
>>214252290 (OP)
>cast attractive actress with millions of fans
yeah it’s a real mystery
Anonymous No.214252977 >>214263432 >>214265396
>>214252735
>another 5-10 years of women shitting everything up.
then what?
Anonymous No.214252995 >>214264139
>>214252971
where's the attractive actress? Is she in the background somewhere?
Anonymous No.214253024 >>214253126
>>214252889
didn't they already make her a lesbian in her last cartoon?
Anonymous No.214253052
>>214252389
>>214252971
>random shitty tattoos like a kid who went crazy with the Cracker Jack prizes
why are women like this?
Anonymous No.214253065 >>214253159 >>214263995 >>214266916
TITE TITE TITE
Anonymous No.214253090 >>214253157
>>214252971
The dude behind her has bigger tits than this flat chested bitch.
Anonymous No.214253091 >>214262650
/our chav/
Anonymous No.214253122
>>214252290 (OP)
Honestly, I’m just surprised they cast someone who’s white and attractive.
Anonymous No.214253126
>>214253024
Modern Lara takes more dick than ever. I've seen it on the internet.
Anonymous No.214253133 >>214253310
>brown hands think this person isn’t attractive
Anonymous No.214253157 >>214253222
>>214253090
>muh boobz
Anonymous No.214253159
>>214253065
She looks like she belongs in a tomb
Anonymous No.214253222 >>214253257
>>214253157
Yes Lara Croft has generous tits, something that this bitch isn’t even close to having.
Anonymous No.214253229 >>214253250 >>214261812 >>214263934 >>214263989
damn Jonas bro fucked up
Anonymous No.214253247 >>214255736
At least she's white, I thought that was all that mattered to you guys.
Anonymous No.214253250
>>214253229
>gets divorced so she can keep doing this
God I hate women.
Anonymous No.214253257 >>214253365 >>214253381 >>214263995
>>214253222
You lost chud
Anonymous No.214253310 >>214276818
>>214253133
and white hands think this person is ugly as fuck
Anonymous No.214253365
>>214253257
tranny
Anonymous No.214253381
>>214253257
>movie directed by talentless hack staring charisma vacuum
No I won. And you wanna know how I won? By doing nothing.
Anonymous No.214253385 >>214253662
>>214252971
Why do people put this much ice in drinks? I genuinely don't understand
Anonymous No.214253507 >>214262517 >>214263516
Joe fumbled so hard
Anonymous No.214253662
>>214253385
>yuropoor detected
Anonymous No.214253817 >>214254819 >>214255506 >>214256789
>>214252290 (OP)
Please. Offer the role to Kiernan Shipka!!!
Anonymous No.214254040 >>214256789
Yes, she's not Bri'ish, but she has two reasons for her to be Lara.
Anonymous No.214254389
>blonde
>flat
Not that I ever imagined this would be good, but it's like they didn't even try. Probably won't even set foot in a tomb before halfway through season 2.
Anonymous No.214254428
This stupid bitch isn’t Scottish
Anonymous No.214254530
>>214252389
Shopped btw. She deleted it once it got traction.
Anonymous No.214254648
>>214252290 (OP)
I honestly hope the people involved know how to have fun. I don't want and honestly doubt the majority of people want a deconstruction of Lara. A fun adventure series like the classic Indy films will do just fine.
Anonymous No.214254715
>>214252290 (OP)
The worst thing about popular shows is for the next decade the shitty actors from those shows are forced into everything
Anonymous No.214254769 >>214254844
>>214252290 (OP)

Scrap absolutely every piece of Tomb Raider lore beginning with Jolie's movies.

Go back to actual cunty femme fatale grave robber Lara. Only then the discussions of who should play her can have any sort of substance. The character has been destroyed and diluted far too many times by now to have any meaningful "emotional investment" into this bullshit.
Anonymous No.214254819
>>214253817
She should be in a new Evil Dead, because the size of that chin rivals Bruce Campbell
Anonymous No.214254844 >>214255758
>>214254769
This, one of the newer games even said that Lara and her Hapa friend went around different countries to party. That's not Lara Croft
Anonymous No.214255506
>>214253817
>flat scrawny American
Anonymous No.214255534 >>214255874 >>214264203
Unironically would have been good casting even if she's short
Anonymous No.214255553 >>214255779 >>214255840 >>214279001 >>214280895 >>214282025
>>214252290 (OP)
The other actress they were looking at was Lucy Boynton
Anonymous No.214255736
>>214253247
where'd you get that idea.
no, people actually like attractive girls
Anonymous No.214255758 >>214261434
>>214254844

And Tomb Raider Legend had similar lines in one of the (unused) pre-mission texts, from Lara's perspective, about Party Hard activities. Yes, it ended up being unused in the resulting final product (in the "canon" of LAU Lara, so to speak), but it's in the game files and is clearly a discarded line that was intended to be a part of LAU Lara's personality.

And Jolie's Lara is a daddy's good girl who is continuing his mission like a good Croft, which is how and why we have this disastrous lore of all the next Laras in the first place.

None of the newer Laras (not just the 2013 version) are Lara, and any serious discussions about which actress can best embody her have been made meaningless, because now there's several dramatically different characters who are all supposedly Laras, and different people in discussions mean these different Laras.

Also, I genuinely feel that Classic Lara necessarily should live in her original era as a character (90s, maybe early 00s). It's one thing when some story and sequels stretch for maybe a decade and we see the character operating from mid 90s to mid 00s, aging in real time as the story progresses. But it's a very different thing to take Classic Lara and try to make her work in the 2020s (making her be born in the 90s).

Just like, let's say, Sherlock Holmes is a character from his time. Sure, you can deliberately make an AU Holmes if you want (like that BBC show with a modern day Holmes), but completely transplanting the 19th century character into 2010s with a straight face and pretending that it's still Literally That Original Sherlock cannot work.

The same would be true for Classic Lara. Her characterization and her place in life and society and everything else around her works for a (fictional, stylized) woman born in the late 1960s and adventuring in the 90s. 30 years later, not so much.
Anonymous No.214255779
>>214255553
She looks super petite from proportions alone. Therefore also a wrong choice.
Anonymous No.214255790
>even reddit is dooming about it already

lol its so over for this industry
Anonymous No.214255831
>>214252290 (OP)
Stupid fucking liberals
Anonymous No.214255832
>>214252971
>that beak
oh its another kikess worship thread
Anonymous No.214255840
>>214255553
beautiful actress and very posh/poised, unlike Sophie Turner who is just trashy, but she's also very slim and petite, not much like Lara
Anonymous No.214255861
There was a time when I genuinely thought that Sophie Turner can make a good Rayne from BloodRayne. That was based on Sophie in the later seasons of GOT. I think she aged differently than expected since then, but she could be a good Rayne for a little while.

Lara, lmao no.
Anonymous No.214255874 >>214261388 >>214264203
>>214255534
>British
>big tits
>big ass
>big hips
>big lips
>strong eyebrows
>fit
>slightly swarthy
Other than her being very short, she's actually spot on.
Anonymous No.214256121 >>214256209 >>214261589
>>214252290 (OP)
I hate jews... but gal gaddot would be a pretty good tomb raider. not many young women in hollywood could fit the role.
Anonymous No.214256209
>>214256121
Anonymous No.214256253
Here's my long-standing fan cast for Classic Lara.
Anonymous No.214256534
where's the milk?
Anonymous No.214256668
>>214252290 (OP)
>Who the hell thought this would be a good idea. Honestly?
as long as she doesnt talk slow like Sansa she can pull it off

can she seem dangerous like Jolie did?
Anonymous No.214256745
>>214252290 (OP)
>Who the hell thought this would be a good idea.
Some female vaguely kind of ugly, 35+, and midwit casting director. Probably. And some out of touch geriatric Jewish producers.
Anonymous No.214256789
>>214254040
Danger D!! >>214253817
Anonymous No.214258706
ok
Anonymous No.214259596
>>214252290 (OP)
Horrible casting. Would reluctantly watch though if she was staring in Womb Raider : Mandingo Boogalo.
Anonymous No.214260970
>>214252290 (OP)
She's a crazy bitch
Anonymous No.214261120
>>214252290 (OP)
>Who the hell thought this would be a good idea. Honestly?
Activists don't think.
It will flop, like anything with nuLara since the early IP hype wore off.

Nobody liked that shit for the past 12 years. nobody will like it now
Anonymous No.214261167 >>214261424
cast cheaper good looking actress or ugly whore with a lot of fans, hire good unknown writers or feminist bullshit writer/actress, wow, this was dilemma for them
Anonymous No.214261203
>>214252971
Is this attractive actress behind that 57 year old Jewish woman?
Anonymous No.214261346
>>214252841
Shit raider has been ruined for more than a decade
Anonymous No.214261358 >>214261457 >>214261981
>>214252290 (OP)
maybe it will be like heath ledger and turn out dope.
Anonymous No.214261388 >>214261429
>>214255874
>>slightly swarthy
Tanned by outdoor activityat allby any mean
Anonymous No.214261424 >>214261633 >>214263624 >>214265019 >>214281972
>>214261167
That dilemma caused TR to bomb for more than a decade. It's just spite.
Anonymous No.214261429 >>214261472 >>214261501
>>214261388
No need to be so fuckin defensive, bro
Anonymous No.214261434 >>214263760
>>214255758
For me the weirdest thing is how the movies were received rather poorly, but then all subsequent games borrowed from them.
Anonymous No.214261457 >>214261861
>>214261358
She doesn't even look like the character lmao
Anonymous No.214261472 >>214261521
>>214261429
I'm just tired of schizos wanting to change or "fix" characters
Anonymous No.214261501
>>214261429
This Lara is dead and has been dead for more than 20 years.
Anonymous No.214261521
>>214261472
She looks the same as Dafne Keen's skintone, who is hardly pitch dark.
Anonymous No.214261562
>>214252290 (OP)
You gotta be shittin me. She was ultra hot in the first series of GoT but then she hit the wall hard when she turned 16 or whatever
Anonymous No.214261589
>>214252290 (OP)
casting any game of thrones actor is just sentencing your shit to tank atp
>>214256121
that bitch isnt young nigga
Anonymous No.214261601 >>214261627 >>214262349
>>214252389
Another flat Lara. Grim. We didn't know how good we had it with Angelina Jolie
Anonymous No.214261624
>>214252290 (OP)
There hasn't been a good idea related to Lara Croft in more than a decade.
Anonymous No.214261627 >>214261695
>>214261601
Yeah cos here tits are fuckin massive arent they
Anonymous No.214261633 >>214261719 >>214261741
>>214261424
Americans are always full of shit. In reality Lara was nothing special. She was more important for the marketing of video games, than for video game females.
By the time of Tomb Raider there were already tons of sexy female main characters made by the Japanese. Fucking Resident Evil is older than Tomb Raider and it had a female MC.
Anonymous No.214261695 >>214261715 >>214263268 >>214282003
>>214261627
Her tits were massive at the time. She chopped them off much later.
Anonymous No.214261715 >>214261761
>>214261695
Her costume was fairly padded as well
Anonymous No.214261719
>>214261633
Jill's outfit in RE3 was so hot I used to goon to her constantly. Zoomers don't know what it's like to grow up without instant access to all the porn in the world. But we made do with what we could
Anonymous No.214261741
>>214261633
Lara and her games were fucking great. But agree with other female characters.
If you never fapped to Tyris Flare, you are not a gamer
Anonymous No.214261761
>>214261715
You can see her nipples. That's all her.
Anonymous No.214261812
>>214253229
I bet he's fucking a skinny 20yr old girl
Anonymous No.214261861 >>214262288
>>214261457
heath had a square face didn't resemble the jokers elongated face at all.
Anonymous No.214261981 >>214262324
>>214261358
it's the eternal /tv/ cycle
once it gets bad review you'll see posts about Sofie being based and "our queen"
Anonymous No.214262288 >>214262412
>>214261861
You are a retard. And a disingenuous retard.
Anonymous No.214262324 >>214280736
>>214261981
That's not /tv/, those are few assblasted contrarians.
Do you think the retard making "prometheus/snydershit/swprequelshit is secretly good" or "unsexy shitface actress/character is secretly hot" threads is representative of any group?
Anonymous No.214262349
>>214261601
Angelina jolie was also a good actress and one of the most famous women in the world, so
Anonymous No.214262375
>>214252389
Remember when Lara hat tits?
Anonymous No.214262412
>>214262288
thanks for the constructive criticism bro. you are a retard for wasting your time calling a retard a retard, retard.
Anonymous No.214262517 >>214263516 >>214271042
>>214253507
>Joe fumbled so hard
I think everybody got what they wanted out of that relationship.

Sophie was never meant to be a Mom.
Anonymous No.214262561 >>214262596
>>214252389
What is it with zillennial to elder zoomer women and the tattos? It's not even purely western, I've plenty of richfag Indian chicks that came to the west to study and they also have these stupid minimalist 'cutesy' tattoos. I'm not even some anti-tatto autist, but for God's sake have your tatto actually having some meaning behind it, like if you used to be a Royal Marine I can actually understand have the sigil put on your delt
Anonymous No.214262596
>>214262561
Is my keyboard fucked? Why the hell did I keep writing 'tattoo' with one 'o'?
CreepyThinMan No.214262637 >>214262915 >>214263969
>>214252290 (OP)

We never got a Tomb Raider movie circa 2002 starring prime Kelly Brook Directed by Paul Verhoeven because we are made to suffer!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.214262650
>>214253091
Not a chav, she's a richgirl slag. Met plenty of them at university. One of them came from this rich as fuck suburb that's mostly white in fucking Birmingham. Also on the taller side like Turner. Lots of smoking and drinking and hooking up. Really a waste, as in Turner and girls like the one I met they had good genes but their choices meant they went to seed quickly
Anonymous No.214262767 >>214262930 >>214263196 >>214263477 >>214265632
Emilia Clarke could pull a better lara. If they wanted someone from g.o.t they should have gone with her.
Anonymous No.214262915
>>214262637
she's more like fridge raider now, still absolutely would though.
Anonymous No.214262930 >>214263196 >>214263566
>>214262767
20 years ago maybe. It's crazy how these GOT actors are still beloved. Hell, even Bella Ramsey has a job. They're trying to make Red Viper Hollywood's new "Daddy". Tyrion is the Toxic Avenger. Drago had a billion dollar film for the love of god.

Meanwhile the GOT cast proper amounted to a wet fart in a colostomy bag.
Anonymous No.214262983 >>214266799
>>214252290 (OP)
>>214252389
>>214252841
Komo kavori tenebra! Mivo kravos zat, uno skulda, bluva norva sili vokar. Zat tremis? Sala kwe nekros, vilo rujo vadis, norva skulda kravos. Dalik, pluva zat kwe sumbra, sili trevo nekros vokar! Kavori mivo nomo? Zat nigra belori, sala pluva kwe abysmo.

Vilo, vilo, skulda kravos! Zat kwe zilaro sumbra, mivo nomo vadis nigra. Uno pluva tenebra, dvo norva vokar, sili kavori rujo abysmo. Sala tremis, zat kwe nekros? Mivo dalik vilo skulda, nigra pluva norva! Zat nomo sili, kwe vadis uno bluva tenebra. Sala mivo kravos, dalik tremis pluva, norva rujo kwe.

Sili vokar, zat umbro! Mivo kwe vadis, pluva nigra nomo kravos. Uno rujo skulda, dvo bluva nekros, sili norva vilo zat. Kavori sala nomo? Zat pluva tremis, mivo kwe nigra dalik. Norva kwe abysmo, vilo sili vokar, bluva pluva kravos! Sala mivo nomo, zat skulda rujo.

Zalak nekros, kwe norva! Zat kavori bluva, mivo pluva rujo, dalik sili skulda. Uno vadis tenebra, dvo nomo abysmo, sili tremis kwe. Pluva norva kravos, zat mivo rujo umbro! Sala kwe vilo, nigra sili kavori, norva rujo pluva. Zat tremis, mivo kravos, skulda vadis uno!
Anonymous No.214263043 >>214263145
>>214252290 (OP)
There's this really strange trend going on where there's a horrendous dearth of good actresses so they're just forcing shit. In any other age Sophie Turner would be just another child star. She really does not have the makings of an adult one.
Anonymous No.214263145 >>214263295 >>214264959
>>214263043
Call me anti-woke or whatever, but I blame DEI. They hired non-white "actresses" off the street to fill a quota.

Meanwhile, actual trained white actresses (Julliard) couldn't get a job thanks to reverse racism, so they all became online influencers.

Now Hollywood needs the white actresses back and they're nowhere to be found. We warned you libtards this would happen but you didn't listen.
Anonymous No.214263182
Sure seems better than that swarthy Auschwitz Dane.
Anonymous No.214263196
>>214262767
>>214262930
Are you retarded? Is ir because you think Lara is supposed to be a titless midget due to the recent games?
Anonymous No.214263268 >>214282151
>>214261695
Those are prosthetics you dumbass
Anonymous No.214263273
>>214252290 (OP)
lul i thought this shit was scraped
Anonymous No.214263281 >>214266755
>>214252290 (OP)
I know Sophie can have big tits, which would have made her suit the role easily.
However, if she looks like this >>214252389 right now, this is a terrible miscast.
Anonymous No.214263289
Are you mad because she's tall, fit, attractive, and actually British for once?
Anonymous No.214263295 >>214263309
>>214263145
Bran actor is comically ugly now. Looks like a nerdy middle aged middle class dad of two in the suburbs even though he's like 26
Anonymous No.214263304
>>214252290 (OP)
looks good
Anonymous No.214263309 >>214263340 >>214266870
>>214263295
KEK!!
Anonymous No.214263340
>>214263309
>Why no, I'm not a 45 year old accountant that lives in Cambridgeshire with a family. What ever would give you that impression?
Anonymous No.214263382
>>214252290 (OP)
at this point they're just miscasting to fuck with us
Anonymous No.214263432
>>214252977
Civilizational collapse. Women won't be able to shit things up once there's nothing left to shit up and we're all dead.
Anonymous No.214263477
>>214262767
>Emilia Clarke
she's 3'6 you weapon
Anonymous No.214263516 >>214263619 >>214263718
>>214253507
>>214262517
by the looks of it she bailed on him AND their kids so she can party forever
Anonymous No.214263566 >>214263664
>>214262930
It's not really a surprise the main cast of a famous movie/show sometimes amount to nothing after it's finished. Sometimes pairings come out of nowhere, though.
Anonymous No.214263619 >>214263718 >>214263754
>>214263516
It almost feels like a transactional relationship. Like she signed a prenuptial agreement. But it stated that if she provides the Jonas Bros with 2 children, she's entitled to a lot more of Joe's fortune.

I think Millie is running a similar gambit on the Bon Jovis.
>"What's up Soph! So I did what you said and adopted a kid. Halfway there, living on a prayer. But he wants the second one to come from my vagina? What do?"
Anonymous No.214263624 >>214264995
>>214261424
Why can't they make their own thing instead being envious and trying to destroy shit
Anonymous No.214263664 >>214263707
>>214263566
It will never stop being funny to me what a prim and proper lady Rose Leslie comes across in interviews. She acted her ass off in the show portraying someone completely different.
Anonymous No.214263707 >>214263914 >>214265819
>>214263664
She smokes
Anonymous No.214263718 >>214263741 >>214263751
>>214263516
>>214263619
and yet no one's tapped the goblin girl yet
Anonymous No.214263741
>>214263718
>who wants her

Even in divorce, Sophie won't take her back as a fren. What went wrong?
Anonymous No.214263751
>>214263718
She's the Rupert Grint of the group. Just doing her thing.
Anonymous No.214263754 >>214263821
>>214263619
MBB is so hot, Jesus...
I would trap myself for her and let her take half my money
Anonymous No.214263760 >>214265918
>>214261434

They were received poorly because they were campy schlock, which worked in the games but didn't really work in movies. Videogames as a medium are far far more forgiving in terms of this, especially because games are judged by their gameplay and not by the story. You could have these exact same plots from Jolie Lara movies happen in a TR game of that era (with minor tweaks to allow more gameplay sections), and such games would've been received just fine.

At the same time, note that the whole Daddy Issues Father's Daughter Lara angle was actually rather praised by the critics (and a decent part of the audiences), and THAT'S why the subsequent game reboots of Lara doubled down and tripled down on it.

Mainstream writers and studio heads didn't - and still often don't - understand how the fuck an interesting female character who has agency and is good at something - can have any other motivation other than "oh no, I must be brave for my daddy, or family, or my kid!" or similar stuff.

Classic Lara (in-game, Core Design Lara) did what she did because she fucking enjoyed it immensely. Yes, there is a bolted-on backstory about how she was in a plane crash and discovered that she's an adrenaline junkie (which is a very lol backstory), but it's deeply secondary to the fact that Lara had a fucking DRIVE to her and an interest and was a self-made cool girl driven by her own motivations and agendas. She despised her family, not wanted to be like her daddy.

Classic Lara is a charming gigacunt, femme fatale, "damn, what a woman", who is effortless at all these things and enjoys being this way. And capable / competent, which adds to her appeal.

All the other Laras, including Jolie, are "broken birds" who are they way they are and do the things that they do because they Must Be Strong/Brave For Some Greater Good/Justice.

Fundamental catastrophic misunderstandings of the character, all of them. Even if some of them got some surface level things right, like poshness.
Anonymous No.214263793
Sophie is probably the worst human being associated with GOT so it makes sense that no talent nepo cunt who has scammed millions like a jeet would hire her
Anonymous No.214263802
I'm just happy that she's at least an attractive woman with the correct skin color instead of some hideous sheboon
Anonymous No.214263821 >>214263849
>>214263754
Right? It's not money Bon Jovi, Jr. earned himself anyway. So what does he care!

If any of you guys ever becomes a girl, just marry a rich guy. Why are Sophie and Millie still pretending they are actresses? Take the money and disappear, fame chasing harlots!
Anonymous No.214263827
>>214252389
shorty literally has negative tits wtf. tomb raider suppose to have have DDs
Anonymous No.214263839
It's Boy George!
Anonymous No.214263849 >>214263868
>>214263821
Almost there. Post a Millie where she looks like Lara Croft. Please.
Anonymous No.214263868 >>214263901
>>214263849
Your request is my demand. This is Lara at her prep school in England...
Anonymous No.214263901
>>214263868
I wonder, do you meet a lot of faggots when treasure hunting? Tomb raiding or whatever.
Anonymous No.214263914 >>214263995
>>214263707
As is expected from a proper lady.
Anonymous No.214263918 >>214263984
>>214252290 (OP)
*Movie preview guy voice*

…SHE IS DISNEYS TOMB RAIDER.
Anonymous No.214263934
>>214253229
That's me in the white shirt in the back btw
Anonymous No.214263939
No JB?
Anonymous No.214263969 >>214271060
>>214262637
>circa 2002 starring prime Kelly Brook Directed by Paul Verhoeven

Hear me out:

- starring Catherine Zeta Jones

- directed by Luc Besson

I think Luc does these kinds of female characters very well and "gets" them. He actually adapted Adele Blanc Sec into a movie, who is (roughly, more or less) Lara but some decades earlier.

Come think of it, almost all of Besson's self-directed movies - as opposed to stuff that he simply produced - are, at some level, about searching for a Perfect Woman and admiring her and exploring the concept of her. This search can come in different forms, by the characters themselves, or by the camera/viewer/author, but I think it's a super prominent underlying theme that he has, even when it's layered over by something else.

Angela from Angel A, Leeloo from Fifth Element, Matilda from Leon, even less obvious stuff like Michelle Yeoh's character in The Lady. It's different "angles" but fundamentally it's the same "approach" to admiring the female characters.

Lara would be great if Besson fell in love with the character and made a movie about her.
Anonymous No.214263984
>>214263918
BTRT

BUILT TO RAID TOMBS
Anonymous No.214263989
>>214253229
imagine going to one of these parties holy shit

how rich, happy, and successful, must everyone be there

i'll never know that joy of being surrounded by rich happy people and also being rich and happy myself and knowing that we all are living the life
Anonymous No.214263995 >>214264180
>>214253065
>>214253257
>>214263914
I know Sophie smokes despite her MySpace attempts at trying to hide it.
>"I'm an Amazon employee now, better not smoke!"

Maisie on the other hand is like
>"Fuck the police! For my dead homies!"
and celebrates her slagness. What, does Sophie think she'll get some "Body & Fitness" photoshoots because she's one of the hundreds of rich celebs taking Ozempic?
Anonymous No.214264139 >>214264551
>>214252995
She's right there in the forefront of the image, Mr. Blind anon. Might want to get your eyes checked
Anonymous No.214264180
>>214263995
>I'm an Amazon employee now, better not smoke!
Wtf is this logic.
Anonymous No.214264203 >>214266037
>>214255534
>>214255874
Except for being fairly ugly and having zero charisma or presence. But nice pair of tits for sure.
Anonymous No.214264461
>>214252290 (OP)
unbearably grim choice
should've picked poppy corby tuech
Anonymous No.214264551
>>214264139
No she isn't
Anonymous No.214264623 >>214264755 >>214264814
To boardroom boomers it make sense

She's British

She has name recognition

She's sort of popular to the millenial crowd

She has been in successful nerd IPs like xmen and got

She doesn't look healthy and active and sultry enough to be lara though. Isn't she a mom
Anonymous No.214264755
>>214264623
Yeah, a terrible mom.
Anonymous No.214264814
>>214264623
>She has name recognition

Literally why does it even matter. Tomb Raider is a massive IP with name recognition far beyond that of almost any actress.

There are some movies/shows about Literally What which can benefit from recognizable actors. Plenty of non-IP movies get greenlit only because some actor signed a contract to be in them. But this is a completely opposite situation. It's not some obscure original series where your only hope to sell it is by marketing it as a Sophie Turner series. This is a Tomb Raider series, with Sophie Turner's name being a distant third if not fifth.
Anonymous No.214264959
>>214263145
>anti-woke
That's just being normal, anon
Anonymous No.214264995
>>214263624
Because nobody would buy, play o acknowledge their ugly, retarded, inhuman shit.
The only way they have to spread their mental illness is to hijack stuff made by normal people and to remove all alternatives.
Anonymous No.214265019 >>214265490
>>214261424
Anonymous No.214265396
>>214252977
Look at Baghdad before and after the Mongol invasions. Women went from being judges and politicians to being kept inside because it was too dangerous to let them wander around unescorted.
Anonymous No.214265438 >>214265487 >>214265517 >>214265740
OUT OF MY WAY LARA FUCKING SHITS

Gemma was BORN to be Lara Croft. Don't even @ me.
Anonymous No.214265487 >>214265502
>>214265438
Bruh.
Anonymous No.214265490
>>214265019
Anonymous No.214265502 >>214265740
>>214265487
My guy
Anonymous No.214265517 >>214265530
>>214265438
NuLara, you mean, which is not Lara Croft
Anonymous No.214265530 >>214265740 >>214265756
>>214265517
>Not Lara Croft

Cringe
Anonymous No.214265566 >>214265770 >>214275877
Why is Hollywood so allergic to huge breasts? It's Lara's defining feature, how can you have Lara without them?
Anonymous No.214265632 >>214266668
>>214262767
Jesus Christ, how many decades old is that pic?
Anonymous No.214265645
>nimble, athletic, formidable fighter
>why doesn't she have G-cups guys?

Pornbrain started spreading before we even had the internet
Anonymous No.214265740 >>214265844
>>214265438
>>214265502
>>214265530
Guys, people have aged since you saw them in that one thing 20 years ago. She’s still hot in a milfy way, but nowhere near what Lara should look like. Stop senpai casting versions of people that no longer exist.
Anonymous No.214265756
>>214265530
Where?
She looks like a prettier version of the reboot piece of shit nobody likes
Anonymous No.214265770
>>214265566
Normal people like that, therefore it's bad
Anonymous No.214265789 >>214265821 >>214265835
>>214252290 (OP)
Lara Croft needs to be part Latina or HAPA
Anonymous No.214265819
>>214263707
then she pokes
Anonymous No.214265821
>>214265789
Yes. This is true.
Anonymous No.214265835
>>214265789
You need to shut up
Anonymous No.214265844
>>214265740
I won't be stopped
Anonymous No.214265918 >>214266174
>>214263760
Never noticed how pathetic women characters are written with their dumb daddy issues until this post. So, original sexist Lara was more feminist then current feminist Lara? Nice
Anonymous No.214266037 >>214266064
>>214264203
Retard
Anonymous No.214266063
I know she's not English but...
Anonymous No.214266064
>>214266037
She doesn't look very intelligent but I wouldn't call her retard.
Anonymous No.214266076
>>214252290 (OP)
They'll figure out what they did wrong with the inevitable flop. Crystal Dynamics is so arrogant. They refuse to produce the Lara Croft fans want, and are willing to lose all the money in the world trying to force their woke-idealized version.
Anonymous No.214266174 >>214266245
>>214265918
Anonymous No.214266245 >>214266518
>>214266174
I don't think that 2013 quote is real
Anonymous No.214266518 >>214266730 >>214272262 >>214282235
>>214266245
Why not? Those woke worms all said those things
Anonymous No.214266668 >>214267972
>>214265632
Still gorgeous.
Anonymous No.214266730 >>214266929 >>214266939
>>214266518
>you like Lara Croft boobs? Well I’m calling your job!
Bruh what the fuck is wrong with these fucking people?
Anonymous No.214266755
>>214263281
That's just a padded bra and like 3 lbs of fat compared to OP. She is flat.
Anonymous No.214266799
>>214262983
Wtf is this
Anonymous No.214266804
not even a single decent suggestion for live action lara actress itt
Anonymous No.214266870
>>214263309
And they say only women hit the wall.
Anonymous No.214266916
>>214253065
Is she gonna play the antagonist, miss skeletal?
Anonymous No.214266929
>>214266730
They are cultists of anti-human religion
Anonymous No.214266939
>>214266730
Leftism is a mental illness. It's modern day fundamentalism/puritanism.
Anonymous No.214267914
>>214252290 (OP)
>>214252389
Proof that people who talk about wokeness in the past tense are retarded.
Anonymous No.214267936 >>214267994
>>214252290 (OP)
If that's what it takes to get SFM porn of Sophia getting railed by a horse then so be it.
Anonymous No.214267972 >>214268044
>>214266668
If you told your girlfriend that she looks like the woman in that picture, and she thought that you meant it, you'd have a very insecure and angry girlfriend on your hands.

I don't think that even a 60 year old would want to hear that, even if she knew it was true.
Anonymous No.214267994
>>214267936
These are always the kinds of people who like these kinds of women.
Anonymous No.214268044 >>214268154
>>214267972
> you'd have a very insecure and angry girlfriend on your hands.
A womans insecurities is not my problem.
Anonymous No.214268154 >>214268228
>>214268044
The reason why she'd feel insecure is because she's not gorgeous.
Anonymous No.214268228
>>214268154
She is to me. And my opinion isn’t swayed by the feelings of women.
Anonymous No.214269525
>>214252290 (OP)
No tits, no watch.
Anonymous No.214270452 >>214271911
>>214252290 (OP)
WHO DID SHE FUCK TO GET THIS ROLE? Have they not seen Dark Phoenix or the garbage fire that are her titties?
Anonymous No.214271042
>>214262517
I met the Jonas brothers a couple of times, they were kind of dull so not q massive surprise that a party girl didn't want to settle down and become a Mormon wife.
Anonymous No.214271060
>>214263969
I have always hated Katherine Zeta-Jones.
Anonymous No.214271911 >>214273272
>>214270452
I like her topless leaks. Smoking joints by the public pool. She's a good mommy :)
Anonymous No.214272262
>>214266518
>Why not?
It doesn't read as real. The Druckmann line in particular is laying it on a little too thick, sounds aimed at annoying /v/.
Anonymous No.214273272
>>214271911
Yeah, she raised Maisie to be a full functional adult
Anonymous No.214274362
>>214252389
No problem
Anonymous No.214275862
>>214252290 (OP)
>the movie castings are now 0 for 3
lmao
Anonymous No.214275877
>>214265566
Damn what size are those?At least D cups.
Anonymous No.214275927 >>214276328
Superior choice of Lara
Anonymous No.214276328 >>214276408
>>214275927
edit
Anonymous No.214276408
>>214276328
her waist is edited, her tits are not
i would post her nudes but jannies always give me a 3 day for that because theyre gay
Anonymous No.214276463
>>214252290 (OP)
This will be a hit just like Fallout. Wait and see.
Anonymous No.214276818
>>214253310
kek
Anonymous No.214278158 >>214281675
>>214252290 (OP)
Isnt she a little too old to play Lara?
Anonymous No.214278619
#NOTMYLARA
Anonymous No.214279001
>>214255553
She's hot
Anonymous No.214279067
>GoT was almost 20 years ago
my my where does the time go
Anonymous No.214280736
>>214262324
>those are few assblasted contrarians.
So, 4chan in a nutshell.
t. been trapped here since 2005
Anonymous No.214280895
>>214255553
Stunning
Anonymous No.214281675
>>214278158
Are you insane, Lara was born in 1968
Anonymous No.214281795
>>214252290 (OP)
good casting as long as it's making you mentally ill incels seethe. ugly as shit woman, though lmao.
Anonymous No.214281873 >>214281964
>>214252290 (OP)
>getting a walled thot who has already had a kid to be the sexy femme fatale Lara Croft
nobody cares about Turner, why the fuck didn't they cast a no-name younger actress? retards.

Name 1 female actress that actually has star power enough to warrant sitting down to watch a film of her. The closest i can think of is Sigourney Weaver 20 years ago, prime Jessica Alba, and prime Jolie, who was made famous by this role really.
Anonymous No.214281964 >>214282025
>>214281873
>younger
What mental illness is this? Sophie Turner is in her 20s.
Anonymous No.214281972
>>214261424
>everything has to be about me, me, me, meeeeeeeee
Anonymous No.214282003
>>214261695
i used to do erotic roleplay with someone who was really into angelina jolie i wish i still had that person added
Anonymous No.214282025 >>214282078 >>214282178
>>214252889
whats more pozzed, burning coal or being a lesbian? i would say burning coal myself.

>>214252971
yikes.

>>214255553
cute but a bad casting choice aswell. The real choice, was to wind back time and cast a prime Gina Carano as Tomb Raider, that would have been perfect.

>>214281964
she's old dummy, not to mention she is only going to wall harder, you cast as young an actress that can actually act as you can, so that you can keep hiring her for subsequent seasons and she wont be old and wrinkly at the end of them.
Anonymous No.214282078 >>214282131
>>214282025
Have you ever even played a TR game?
Anonymous No.214282131 >>214282189
>>214282078
none of the ones you have im sure, but yeah. Back in the day. The moment her boobs shrunk i lost interest. Can you fuck off back to r*ddit and post mindless shit there brainlet?
Anonymous No.214282151
>>214263268
she had a bigger chest size than Turner by a mile though, even if she wasnt stacked, didnt you see her nudes from back in the day?
Anonymous No.214282171 >>214282212 >>214282331
what could have been....
Anonymous No.214282178 >>214282379
>>214282025
Gina Carano can't act.
Anonymous No.214282189 >>214282379
>>214282131
Yet you don't know she's supposed to be an adult and British. Sounds like you only played the new garbage where she's an American child.
Anonymous No.214282212
>>214282171
What an awful face
Anonymous No.214282235
>>214266518
what a little bitch, that girl has more balls than him
Anonymous No.214282331
>>214282171
How is that supposed to be Lara Croft?
Anonymous No.214282379 >>214282598 >>214282602
>>214282178
neither could arnie and look what happened. Proper direction and active-collaboration does wonders for any middling actors performances.

>>214282189
Gina's accent isnt that strong, a speech trainer would fix it well enough. Sounds like you're one of those brainlets that think people can't actually pretend to be someone else, its called ACTING retard.
Anonymous No.214282598
>>214282379
Arnie has immense charisma and chose his roles well, working with good directors on roles that played to his strengths. Carano is just a block of wood.
Anonymous No.214282602
>>214282379
Arnie had other qualities and then learned to act well enough to be stellar in the roles he picked
Anonymous No.214282630 >>214282742
i'm fine with this casting. but you just know they'll fuck it up in other ways (her love interest is a dindu, the story and location sucks, etc.)
Anonymous No.214282742
>>214282630
It will be nuLara an nobody likes that shit either way. They've tryed for 15 to force that woke shit and beyound the initial hype it bombed every time
Anonymous No.214282764
>>214252389

I can see two problems.

Pass.
Anonymous No.214283610
>>214252389
>directed by fleabag
>starring white trash hoebag
Womb Traitor