Thread 214253788

How the heck do you make a historically accurate Werewolf movie?

>guy gets bitten by a rabid wolf
>becomes rabid himself
>attacks a few villagers
>dies

Underworld+The Boy in Stripped Pajamas (vamps are the jews, ofc)

>>214253788 (OP)
Throw a bunch of 13th century historical details in with your take on Dog Soldiers, cause let's face it, there will never be a better werwulf movie than that.

>>214253788 (OP)
Make him a witch who forged a pact with the devil.

>>214253788 (OP)
le rabies

le mental illness

>>214253832
dogshit.

I'd rather watch fucking American Werewolf in Paris, or Christina Ricci Cursed.

>>214253788 (OP)
Make it about this chad?

>>214254287
You have shit taste.

>hideous werewolf monster rapes a man’s wife
>wife later meets the man who’s actually a werewolf later
>he transforms and she loves it
>werewolf gets killed by husband
There’s the movie.

>>214253788 (OP)
he means no niggers and hes right

>>214253788 (OP)
Picrel was kino. Technically it's historical.

>>214253788 (OP)
I guess you'd have to live in a magical world where "werewolves" existed in its history.
Your question contradicts itself.

>>214254368
Iron Chef chairman? No thank you.

>>214254392
But Jeremy Renner is in it.

>>214253788 (OP)
>historically accurate
>Werewolf movie
??????????????

>>214253788 (OP)
Make it about Peter Stumpp

>>214253788 (OP)
We need a wifewolf movie.

>>214253788 (OP)
>How the heck do you make a historically accurate Werewolf movie?

by remaking romasanta

>10 minute knotting scene
>sister looks at the family dog and bites her lip

>>214254521
people believed in werewolves. you have to make one about the real accounts. it would be nice to know what they actually believed in Romania or whatever. I think werewolves may have been seen as avenging spirits or something and not monsters

>>214253832
That movie sucks.

it's a man-wolf, not a man that turns into a wolf.

>>214254368
Bloodborne?

>>214254350
That doesn't make dog soldiers a good fucking movie.

>>214254521
there were many reports of werewolves in the middle ages

>>214253788 (OP)
>>214254521
like >>214254574 said;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Stumpp

>>214253788 (OP)
historically accurate leg hair

He already did an accurate werewolf.

Make a 3 hour kino about a female werewolf hunting down a human male for the purpose of sex

I LIKE TO MAKE WEREWOLF MOVIES

>>214254375
No, you didn't understand his question. Eggers gimmick is supposedly doing movies grounded in hard reality, and claimed The Witch was very open to interpretation about what was actually happening (most people assumed this meant the family had eaten food they'd grown that had developed a hallucinogenic fungus and were dying and delirious.) of course, he threw out that idea with Nosferatu already so it's kind of a moot point.

No blacks, arabs, or asians

That’s about it

>>214258234
African myth has were-hyenas, which I'd love to see someday.

>>214253788 (OP)
You give it a big red werecock

>>214253788 (OP)
First Nosferatu, now this?

Dude is too talented to be fucking with this bullshit.

>>214253788 (OP)

I wanna see a movie with the supposed ointment.

>>214253788 (OP)
You make the period it is set in accurate to history

>>214258481
He did flying ointment already in VVitch. It's so crazy to me to think that one of the most common cultural images, one we have children dress up in emulation of for fun, is based on women jamming hallucinogen covered sticks inside their pussies, lmfao