>I want one six pack a day, for the rest of my life.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:11:28 AM
No.214254675
>>214254639
ought to will be executed
just keep on walking
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:13:24 AM
No.214254727
>>214263202
>I saw an owner of thr store playing with a six pack size of one tangerine
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:15:35 AM
No.214254783
>no, I execute the family
>what family?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:17:54 AM
No.214254845
>>214263190
>>214254716
the owner of the board has treated me to one meme. i have one meme
>Let me get this straight. You think that the owner of one of the most profitable grocery stores in the world, has treated you a six pack of beer and has forgotten to tell me…. And your plan is to execute the family of anyone who says anything? Good luck.
>THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE OWNER LISTS ME, MY SIX PACK, YOUR FAMILY, BUT ONLY ONE BEER
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:47:33 AM
No.214255563
>>214263190
>>214255533
FIRST ONE TO DRINK GETS TO STAY IN MY STORE
>>214254622 (OP)
What is the context of this? Who is this guy?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:09:30 AM
No.214256066
>nevertheless....NEVERTHELESS
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:15:23 AM
No.214256182
>>214255854
You and your whole family ought to be executed.
>Owner of the store, I'm being treated to one six pack of beer
>I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET WHAT I OWN AND HE JUST GETS TO BE TREATED BY THE OWNER OF THE STORE? WHAT A JOKE. I SHOULD HAVE EXECUTED HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:09:30 AM
No.214259440
>I thought I could be treated by the owner of this store. I thought it was something you'd never see again in your life. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... onee six pack
>He begged for his life and the life of his entire family
>Oh... they didn't tell you?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:25:20 AM
No.214259643
>You can not drink beer, right here!
>There are few things I care about less than beer. I have a six pack every day: free and within the store, preferably from the owner. Any store will do. I don't want to fight for my beer. I don't want some black motherfucker impersonating the owner to get it for me.I like good beer but I don't want to fight for it, and I don't want to execute a whole family for it. It's a beverage; it's not a lifestyle.
>Do you realize? Do. You. Realize something? Let me tell you: If the owner of the store finds out that we weren’t told, he could condem our family and execute us.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:09:06 AM
No.214260277
>>214260333
I can't believe he doesn't eat any of the chips behind him. Salty snacks are a great accompaniment to beer.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:13:36 AM
No.214260333
>>214260277
The owner only treated him with the six pack. Anything more than that was pushing it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:31:38 PM
No.214265654
>I know! How about another joke, Murray?
>What do you get when you cross a boozed up Mexican with a black security guard that distrusts him and treats him like trash!?
>I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:39:18 PM
No.214265783
>>214265815
was the bad language really necessary?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:52:29 PM
No.214266038
>Nevetheless, NEVERTHELESS--
Such a shame we'll never know what he said after that
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:24:40 PM
No.214267773
>>214267810
When I was in Burma, a long time ago, my friends and I were working for the local grocery store. They were trying to buy the loyalty of store owner by keeping the store safe. But their six packs were being taken in a forest north of Rangoon by a midget. So we started looking for the six packs. But after six months, the store owner still didn't tell us. One day I found a midget drinking with a six pack the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been treated by the store owner.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:26:17 PM
No.214267810
>>214267773
>Burma
We call it Myanmar now, don't we?
