Thread 214255825

HOH: Keanu
Noms: Ashley, Mickey, Vince
Veto: Morgan

previously on bb: >>214252578

punt boren and ava into the sun folks

why is saying the n word as ejectable as brandishing a knife on someone

>what the fuck are these
>how long have they been there

First for Keanu being evicted next week and nu-cookout running the house for the rest of the game.

>>214255853
because its racist

oh god

>>214255863
ropes is getting evicted tomorrow

>>214255855
>these were not in my mind files

>>214255855
those are your fingies lauren

the crew is back together

>>214255853
words kill

>>214255825 (OP)
Hit the fucking road, Ropes

>>214255954
Lauren Targaryen

reminder if vince loses BB tomorrow it's confirmed season is a cookout/hags win

>>214255973
nah ropes is gone

>>214255973
reminder you don’t need to spam the same thing over and over

>>214255973
not necessarily, depends on who wins hoh thursday
but lets be frank if one of the hags win the non hag side have literally no one to blame but themselves by endlessly shooting themselves in the foot with dumb moves

>>214255954
need the one where she is cursing but its bleeped out with blond hair

>>214255940
hell yeah final 3!

>>214256029
I just want one ginger lauren with the fire red hair

>>214255954
>>214256061
bad shade if blonde for her skin desu

goth lauren...

someone should give ropes black ropes

Mickey's grandpa collected Disney memorabilia

>>214256110
yes with green eyes

>>214255973
Vince would straight up put Keanu otb, he's a vindictive weasel

French Bob Lauren

If Drwill played in nu-BB, he'd get voted out week 1 for being a straight cis white male with a spine. But if he miraculously survived that then he'd have a small army of make a wish kids jump the fence and behead him for lying about cancer.

Mohawk Lauren

>>214256160
I don't want Laurachel, I want ginger Lauren

>>214256136
Like Nazi medals and shit?

>>214256160
Honestly 10/10

side cut lauren

>>214256211
I love her

>>214256211
FUCK
need goth lauren body pillow express shpped

>>214256211
>ohhhhhhhhhh-oh-oh
>tear the stars out from the sky

blonde keanu

>>214256288
based paige

Rachel was talking about the fortune teller

kelley shilling her choco beans recipe

Kelley made us chocolate-covered espresso beans

jewfro vince

what the the hell lauren. you only have 3.5 hours to go

>>214256309
porsche was so hot
I wonder how big of a melty Rachel would have if someone in this house told her that Porsche should have won BB13

production spoilers: the mastermind is the final juror, who will be revealed as brendon

>>214256333
looks like corn in diarrhea yuck

morgan with the power burp again

>>214256324
yummers

>>214256102
>>214256102
cutie patootie

>>214256382
>porsche was so hot
Yes she was:

love and life in the kitches

hate and death in the lounge

i need a bimbo lauren

>>214256448
I thank fuck every day the miserable hobbit is now down to 5th below morgan in the BBN poll

>>214256480
morgan and her bitch

porsche is a pornstar name

>>214256472
that'd be analice

a whole cheatmance segment daaaamn

Why do mentally ill tranny mods allow this shit on /tv/? Are all the posters bots? I don't believe anyone watches this shit

the idea of ropehead winning the blockbuster and voting out ashley and her vote being the swing is too funny.
but it won't happen because of the "optics"

>>214256522
I mean he even kissed her arm during a hug last night, like we can't even pretend it's not crossed the line anymore kek

>>214256433
ayooo

>>214256562
lookin like she's in the business of misery

>>214256518
what an angelic woman

>>214256522
"no romantic feelings" my ass

>>214256522
kelseysisters...

>>214256584
once a bore you're nothing more
i'm sorry that will never change

>>214256562
so many lauren models <33

>>214256640
which one will you be purchasing?

>>214255853
Hey YouTube big brother catchup retard, the knife thing happened seriously 22 years ago and the n word thing happened after the effect of 12 years of Twitter society destruction and yeah now it’s just as bad but keep voting democrat

>>214256681
the one with the collapsible asshole with multiple replacement parts

>brunette lauren = dumb as rocks and scared
>blonde lauren = smart and a stacy
what are the other lauren schizo personalities ??

>>214256681
for me?
its goth model

>>214256700
>vote for crashing the economy and importing more jeets cuz ... ummm .. umm .. an old man convinced me that im allowed to say nono words that i was already allowed to say
Some people dont deserve rights.

>>214256681
i think im gonna get a prom lauren

>>214256735
>>214256562
beanie ginger Lauren is trashy sk8r girl

lauren has the high chair ground again

>>214255855
digits
phalanges
i just dont know...

They killed some of the ants in the kitchen, but didn't get all of them. The living ones were carrying away the dead ones.

vince silently crying out for morgans attention on those stairs right now

this is vinny's last night in the big brother house isn't it... ;__;

That argument was so cringe holy shit. I thought it was gonna be a huge deal but shes just reading off a script

>>214257124
he's gonna win the blockbuster, then the HoH, and then fuck morgan

>I know I'm going to be a good mom
give her that baby vincenzo
you know you want to

>>214257124
with the karmic way he's been fucked over royally by ropes winning comps twice now yes
but I do hope she finally chokes

>>214257124
he has Morgo and Lauren's vote, Will and Rachel against. So it comes to Kelley, Ava and whichever of Ashley/Mickey come off the block. Kelley probably votes to keep him while Ashley/Mickey save each other, so Ava's the key vote to work

What can I do to help Vinny stay?

love that morgo has been spending more time with the girls

promptbros always win

>>214257250
the facebook moms are alright

>>214257250
grod absolutely knifed the hags AFP chances with that edit
which is based, but somewhat surprising

Lauren looking for the perfect outfit for Vinces funeral

>>214257292
why does vlc shrink caps sometimes?

>>214257250
i can almost hear cassandra kek

>>214257325
ASHLEY
GOTTA
GO

>>214257208
telepathically tell vinny to slip caster oil and sleeping pills in tricky mickey's coffee in the morning

>>214257040
bug brother our fallen comrades

I thought Ava was itching to put up Ashley during her HOH until mickey talked her out of it ? why is she voting out eggman ?

>>214257250
based

this may be vince's last night and we're going with ashley and the rodent

I hope Mickey trips and is immobilized during the comp

>>214257308
I took this cap on my tablet that's probably why.

>>214257362
she's back to liking ashley for retarded reasons and hating vince for retarded reasons
it's a female hobbit, she is playing purely on vibes and her mood

Ropes is a literal feed killer since nobody trusts her with information so all game convos are a total wash & waste of time. Please Grod sabotage tricky mickey tomorrow

>>214257250
based /bb/ moms

pink dress lauren

>>214257445
Not to mention she has all the charisma of a mouldy sock

Vince shaves his mustache, loses the beanie and becomes his new persona tomorrow

kek

>bb: LAUREN
>lauren: what?
>bb: please put on your microphone

>>214257564
they like talking to her

>>214257279
>with that edit
The edit was heavily biased in Ashley's favor. The editors zoomed in on Keanu's shoes and flashbacked to Keanu saying Ashley would be safe just to prove Ashley's points. The edit did everything it could to save Ashley and it still wasn't enough. You might have autism if you can't read the editor's intentions.

>>214257445
Have to admit ratto has godly hair. No idea why he wears the beanie all the time unless it's purposely to make himself look more like a loser

bb is being a bitch tonight kek

he just told ashley no napping at 9:30

>>214257445
Probably obligated to keep his archetype look in the house

>>214257600
I think the non-twitter audience (and even some of twitter) came off not liking how cringe Ashley was there. They even cut out the part where Keanu says how useless she's been all game

>>214257603
>it's purposely to make himself look more like a loser
think that's it but it could also be connected to his ocd?

i love how kelley wants ashley out so bad she wont give it up

rachel ruined this season

when are paloma and luke getting a 2nd chance season rachel already got her million

did lauren ask rachel if she can try her dresses or did she just start doing it? that seems dangerous

>>214257685
Evicting ashley this week is the best game move

I watched the episode today but have yet to watch the keano hoh episode because it got interrupted by a different broadcast.

>>214257707
classy

>>214257707
divine <33

>>214257716
absolutely, it weakens rachel. they can get ropes whenever they want

>>214257707
rachel seething lauren mogs her in her own moms dress

>>214257767
It would also be a good move to tell ropes tonight that the consensus is she is going if she doesn't win blockbuster to cause a ruckus.

lauren

>>214257716
simply won't happen though, ava and lauren despise ropes too much

>>214257800
no that’s retarded, she’s currently delusional and thinks she’s safe in all situations. let her play blockbuster with that mentality and she might not try her hardest.

>>214257801
that must be some stretchy material if rachel fit her fat ass into it

>>214257801
NICE for me its the shoes

Kelley says the first blockbuster was STEEL WHITE EMERALD CROWN

>>214257801
elegant

>>214257712
>>214257782
Rachel's seethe is palpable through the screen.

>>214257820
It'll tilt rachel

>>214257805
what? lauren would vote ashley out in a heartbeat

i dont think lauren despises anyone. she is just scared of rachel, morgan and mickey cause they cant relate

>>214257878
keanu was loving it. i think he low key is attracted to her. how could you not be? plus its lonely in there and any female that hot has to mess with your head

>>214257801
>>214257837
>>214257878
wow showstopper YO

appreciate the clips but help me understand why you would choose to make a webm instead of an mp4 now that mp4 is allowed? just curious

our oreo angel, we forgive her

>>214257957
we?

>>214257957
her “speech” was one of the cringiest things I’ve seen in the show in years

>our
>we

>>214257957
sleeping 12 hours a day to finale night

>>214257954
just outta habit i guess

>>214257957
no way

laurens slippers or pants makes a noise when she does the walk. they said it sounds like jingle bells

>>214257984
>>214257989
>>214257995

If it weren't for that hag alliance Vince sold his soul to, Rachel and Ashley would be gone these two weeks

>>214258023
Are you done yet?

>>214258015
isnt it just a container for mpegs?

>>214258050
Yes thank you for letting me have a bit of fun.

>>214258032
ashley could've been gone week 3 had lauren not been a pussy
rachel could've been gone last week had grod not intervened

>Leah mention
Ropes and Rachel said her cooking would have been appreciated this season.

Tricky Mickey's cooking for the have-nots lookin hella sussy rn. Some grade-a bubble guts to make vinny immobile tomorrow

based Lauren fashion show night

>>214258088
THE. WALK.

>>214257954
>mp4: lets me use h264 codec which in can be run using graphics card. Quicker to encode but you lose a lot info.
>webm: can be encoded using vp9. Can pack a lot of info but slower to encode and smaller in size.

TLP in a LBD

>>214258088
i love so much that someone pointed out the walk when she did it in her promo for the premiere ep

>>214258094
Still can't believe that dumb bitch put up Adrian and then weeks later has the gall to laugh about it in the DR

I remember when jc fed everyone to make them fat and sugared up

>>214258088
very heavy arm swinging on that rendition of the walk

>>214258102
that tea is now clocked

>>214258126
Yeah but Adrian was never making it far so I forgive her

>>214258115
ok, i mean i honestly dont know the details. what "info" is lost or retained?

>>214257989
It could've been cringekino if Rachel hadn't intervened

>>214258126
>stacey crushes your lifelong dream then laughs about it
many such cases

>>214258147
she single handedly set in motion a hag steamroll that only stopped because ropes went full retard

kelley still trying to push for ashley boot

>>214258126
>>214258186
what did she say?

>>214258102
oh fuck
she's not above that kind of shit either

>>214258207
Dude, Kelley might be legitimately evil.
She is thinking of putting Rachel OTB on her anniversary week.
This is more evil than the time Mickey thought of putting both Rylie and Katherine together.

>>214258211
>DR with Boren indignant about Keanu putting up Vince, his own ally
>"...but I put up Adrian during my HoH and got him evicted so I can't say anything *giggle*"

>>214258244
she wasn't laughing at adrian she was laughing at herself

>>214258244
sounds like laughing at herself but thanks

>>214258207
>>214258241
>She is thinking of putting Rachel OTB on her anniversary week.
the instigation of the season

nice zoom on the old power switch

>>214255825 (OP)
I dunno Ropes fake titties sitting right in those diary rooms if she was dancing next to me I'd grind it man I can dagger I am related to a Jamaican Bobsled Team member through proxy.

>>214258207
Retard is convinced she's a main character

>>214258286
Rachel said earlier that she expects Kelley to instigate something on Monday because it's Brenchel's anniversary.

Now that I turned 30 I feel kinda creepy being attracted to someone who looks and acts barely legal

is it possible the mastermind is announcing a double to start the ep?

>>214258354
i dont see them doing the block buster + a double in a one hour time slot

Morgan is going through her usual Wednesday evening spiral

>>214258385
yeah, true plus i guess they usually announce it in advance

>>214258408
paranoid cutie <3

>>214258347
I'm 23 and feel the same way

>>214258354
since jury is starting it'll probably be something like "the blockbuster is dead, you have no chance to save yourself"

>>214258408
chill out morgo, just support your husband babe

>>214258408

Will she sleep next to or with Vince tonight?

kelley misses adrian

blockbuster stays
blockbuster winner is now automatic HOH

>>214258408
aww it’s ok morgo, the micktator will be gone soon

>>214258475
i actually like that. shit is crazy. you gotta nominate people you want out but also people you're ok with winning HoH

>>214258475
save that nonsense for the challenge

LAUREN HAS AN INGROWN NAIL
GET THE MEDIC PRONTO

Is the ep worth watching or nah

>>214258542
it was alright. give it a looksy if you aint doing nothing else. the veto ceremony fight wasnt that crazy.

>>214258536
Ropes is on it

>>214258542
some cute DRs from Kelley and Lauren
meh comp but seeing Ang was fun
POV ceremony was cringe
Oh and the editors are totally throwing Vince under the bus

DON’T LET ROPES TOUCH LAUREN’S INJURY

cameras never got a clean shot of it

aaaaahh it might be the egg hoh comp tomorrow
the last 2 comps were the same as last year
>wall
>true false
>then maybe egg?

LAURENS HANDS MUST BE IN TIP TOP SHAPE

>>214258626
Lauren would be a front runner to win that with her tiny hands

>>214258626
kelley was telling someone, i think it was lauren. that she would kill the egg comp

>>214258626
they sabotaged her on purpose

>>214258642
morgan said she would kill the wall

>>214258661
morgan aint no kelley

>>214258661
she slipped she had scoliosis she got bad advice from past vets

>>214258661
she was pushed

>>214258661
>>214258685
>I'm very clumsy
>I was solid mentally, but not physically
>One tiny slip made me fall
>Just playing in the wall comp was on my bucket list
>I wish I would have used each time the wall tipped to figure out better angles for gripping
>Former houseguests describing strategy for the wall weren't helpful with this year's design
>Not even Kaycee won the wall
>Everyone else knew how to correctly use the grab bars
>I have scoliosis
>I didn't go into it thinking I could win it
>I just wanted to test my capabilities

>>214258661
we love our morgACK

>>214258720
that's so Morgo. I might be in love with her

>>214258661
She got slimed more than everyone else. She would have won if she didn't lose.

>>214258720
lmao how long till she reveals she threw it

>>214258450
*puts cock away*

lauren telling mickey she is going to vote for her over ashley and probably over vince because he doesnt have the votes

>>214258739
she's a gem <3

If everyone keeps bullshitting Mickey up until the live show, their strategy of making her not care about winning the blockbuster might actually work.

LEAVE LAUREN THE FUCK ALONE ROPES

yeah ok yeah ok yeah

>>214258794
you're right. she's delusional enough to believe she's safe.

mickey just told lauren that she is very happy to hear that luaren is voting keep her. and if she does have the votes either way, she isnt going to work as hard in the block buster. she doesnt want to be the vote to send ashley home against vince causing rachel ava and will to be mad at her
mickey might actually be throwing block buster

>>214258818
I don't believe it for minute

>>214258818
>if she does have the votes either way, she isnt going to work as hard in the block buster.

Production you gotta put weights and magnets in Mickey's pieces I beg of you

the walk

>>214258818
>>214258864
Will and Ashley said they would feel some kind of obligation to tell Mickey the truth immediately before the live show. If anyone ruins it, they will. Although this was before Ashley really went off on Mickey for saying she would keep Vince.

My lil homie Lamont likes comics and video games

every single ad i've been seeing on pluto lately is for nbomb trash tv

>>214258921
Of course they would ruin the blindside after that god awful veto performance

I'll reach out to my friends with satellite dishes tomorrow to see if the Mickey blindside gets ruined right before the show.

i dont want any of them to go home

>>214258794
a couple days ago I think ashley and will planned to tell her right before that she didn't have the votes if she lost blockbuster
but I'm not sure if they still will given they got pissed at her for the vinny thing

lauren doesnt want to promise mickey her vote and then not give it to her
vince is suggesting that she keep her word and just vote ashley out. they can ask kelley if they can blame her for the ashley vote

leave our angel alone you weasel you've done enough damage to her game

this might be the last night we see of this weasel :(

his hands are kinda sexy

vince chuckling at lauren for not wanting to lie to mickey and blindside her

>>214259119
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lauren doesn't know if she wants to flip the vote. She just doesn't know.

>>214259091
she’s too nice of a person

>>214259125
if I weren't certain he applied his bb behavior to real life I'd love a weasel bf

WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU KNOW, LAUREN?

>>214259125
for me?
its drinking my cup of joe and watching vincenzo trim his knuckles with a smollest pair of scissors imaginable in the mornings

Vinny is trying to create dark Lauren

>>214259008
im fine with ropes or ash going. vinny NEEDS to stay though

>>214259157
she's too retarded

it just feels really icky...

>>214259202
>do what must be done Lauren
>do not hesitate, show no mercy

>>214259202
/bb/ already created dark Lauren:
>>214256211

>>214259220
it's big brother not big best friend

the jog

>>214259202
>>214259220
DO. IT.

why did lauren even go on this show?

>>214259241
it feels icky

>>214259202
i hope we get punished lauren one of these days

>>214259247
seems to be a semi casual fan who wanted the big brother experience

Lauren is excited for mac & cheese! :)

>>214259247
i dunno

>>214259247
why does anybody go on this show?

ants in the hoh is hilarious. they never get that far

>>214259247
zingbot XD

>>214259247
did you forget the winner gets a life-changing amount of money?

>>214259298
damn she does look like selena

I am not much of a feeds guy and I had no idea how fucked up Keanu was socially, I like him but in confessionals it appears he will be pretty much voted ASAP. Still wonder if they are just pushing a narrative and Rachel is just being a bitch to him on purpose to cover up her Final 2 deal.

>>214259290
establishing a beach head in the HoH room is fucking nuts. even for bug brother

>>214259290
these people are the least cleanly cast in quite a while

Will WONT let the ants take over the hoh room

>>214259298
telenovela coded

LAUREN HAS A KNIFE

WONT get the BB26 eviction order correct

good cutting lauren

>>214259422
Lauren is jacked

ropes and won’t giving commentary while watching everybody cook on the hoh tv

>>214259492
>look who finally came out of their room!

>>214259492
witches

>>214257710
paloma would literally be running this house with the """meditation""" meta at play

oh shit my image didn't go through

Morgan and I both like pineapple on pizza

next morgan is gonna teach lauren how to give a blowjob

>>214259562
she went to LSU, she doesn't need any teaching

hawaiian pizza is my favorite style

>>214259557
subhuman

>>214259576
she’s a virgin

the best part of pineapple on pizza is that people will always refuse to eat it which means more pizza for me
t. fatty

>>214259562
BB UNLOCKED EXCLUSIVE

>>214259557
best girl

>>214259581
quite possibly the worst endorsement of pineapple on pizza ever, if the makshitter likes it you know it's trash

>>214259594
no she isn't she talked about having one night stands earlier in the season

>>214259621
fake news

them

>>214259620
Your hatred blinds you.

>Eagles/Cowboys on the big screen
>BB eviction night on the laptop
>might just get a fresh vape pen and/or some buffalo wild wings

>>214259599
based and yumpilled

>ashley: oh my god, i have five million swim suits
wtf ashley, you havent worn any of them!

>>214259734
it’s so weird seeing them together like this

No, Kelley, I have never been to Cincinnati.

lauren hand mixing like dud

>>214259557
girl same

>>214259734
>>214259748
BECOME FRIENDS

you need to twist the scooper

Production happened to have a spare pineapple in stock after Ava went into the DR and requested one.

>>214259813
always keep spare pineapples

mixing eggs with auntie morgan

>>214259832
It's ok, I forgive you for sharing that secret

>and he peed himself up
>and you pooped yourself forward

kelley on keanu's last nerve tonight

why is Kelley acting like a mentally retarded 12 year old tonight?

morgan and lauren cooking together is what i needed all season

>>214259895
she wants attention

>>214259895
she ate like 4 bars of that espresso chocolate she made

NEW
>>214260014
>>214260014
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