>We are going to the horizon...the event horizon
What?
>>214256342 (OP)
I need to watch this movie again and actually pay attention. It didn't help that my girlfriend (now wife) was sucking my dick during the movie.
>>214256425
Your wife did the same thing to me when I was trying to watch it. What the fuck is her problem?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:31:07 AM
No.214256500
>>214256791
>>214256425
Where we're cumming, she won't need eyes to see.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:32:08 AM
No.214256516
>>214256791
>>214256458
You see, your cocks existed in the same space and time. Its called a gravity's rainbow. Six billion cocks cried out as they gently wept, and were suddenly silenced, like the lambs.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:42:12 AM
No.214256698
>>214256791
Weird, tried to show this movie to my Ex, but it made her horny too.
Available now on For-Kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!Buy an ad.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:47:40 AM
No.214256814
>>214256791
Where we're going, we won't need bots to post.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:49:24 AM
No.214256853
>>214256901
>>214256791
You read like a bot post. Didn't you see the hilarious way I typed '4K'? Though back in reality I think some space faggot just watched Event Horizon, got mind-fudged and is spamming up the board.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:49:29 AM
No.214256855
>grabs pen and paper
>stabs paper with pen
>behold a wormhole
>suddenly there's a piercing whistling noise
>paper starts to flutter
>first man holding the paper grabs it with both hands
>the chair he's sitting on begins to squeak on the floor as it's dragged along
>paper flies down onto the floor
>woman in room jumps up from chair and rushes to the door but she slips and falls down
>first man falls off chair and kicks it towards the paper
>the chair tips over, rattles along the floor and then a chair leg gets stuck in the hole in the paper
>mans foot is dragged towards the hole, he flips over and pushes himself up but can't stand with his leg stuck
>second man is standing back against a wall watching all this
>the woman slides along floor towards the hole, peddling her legs desperately to stay away from the hole but her feet can't get any traction
>first man's foot reaches the hole and he starts screaming
>woman starts screaming
>first man's shoe is sucked into the hole, then his foot
>his arms lose strength and he flops onto the floor then his ankle is broken as his leg is twisted and sucked into the hole
>woman is kicking furiously, trying to hold onto a nearby table but she keeps getting dragged towards the hole
>first man's knee bends backwards as his calf is swallowed by the hole
>he screams in rapid hyperventilations as his entire leg is eaten by the hole up to his pelvis, then his second leg cracks upwards viciously
>his screams turn into a choking gurgle as his torso is crushed and squeezed and sucked into the half inch hole in the paper in the centre of the floor
>the woman loses her grip on the table and rapidly skims towards the hole, the first man clutching and pulling her closer in desperation to pull himself out
>her legs and arm are minced as the force of the hole sucks them through the mans abdomen
>"In English doc" says the second man
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:51:51 AM
No.214256901
>>214256853
yeah man *hits bongerino pupperino* event horizon is so like mind blazing my dog. like scratches and maggots on vhs tapes whoa
they released a prequel comic last month that follows the original crew
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:55:04 AM
No.214256969
>>214256942
oh...my...heckin...POPSICLE STICK ON A FRIED POGO BATMANERINO! like the crew that like, flieded the space shuttle and got the oomba oomba magic torturino all dead? whoa
