Thread 214256816

Was Carlin ever funny?

Its pretty clear he holds the convictions opposite of those he criticizes, which are usually degenerate right wing positions advocating selfishness.

>>214256816 (OP)
Hahaha I remember when he said that! So true, so true.

>>214256816 (OP)
He was funny back in the 60s and 70s but he fell into the same uncreative nihilist jokes in your pic that midwit retards kept buying tickets to hear. It's rick and morty humor and now that I think about it, every George Carlin fan I ever met IRL fit the description.

>>214256816 (OP)
Carlin on rape. Funny and true. If you post on 4chan you need to respect Carlin or you're retarded.

Wow, so true. Miss him every day.

>>214256816 (OP)
Imagine if the Catholic Church had just printed leaflets depicting Martin Luther as a soÿjak

>>214257088
This. It's early y2k college humor. Zoomers are literally squatting in the ruins of that cultural period.

>>214256816 (OP)
He is making laugh right now with how much he makes christcucks seethe even after he is dead.

>>214257110
kek

>>214256816 (OP)
No

>>214257110
Luther would just do the same with the Pope

>>214257110
Wouldn't have worked, the antisemitic and anti-nobility uprising that followed Luther's acts were too popular amongst the peasantry.

>>214256816 (OP)
I have been here since the rock was cookin' jabronis, and I can't fathom that 4chan posting something like this

>>214256816 (OP)
He was just the Chapelle of his time, saying whatever seems edgiest as the designated jester for that period able to do so.

>>214257207
>the pope can’t just grant indulgences because…. h-he just can’t okay?!

>>214257285
>jesus says you can't buy your way into heaven
>pope takes that as a challenge and starts selling travel packages
Martin Luther was right and if the church didn't have such a knee jerk reaction to his qualms then Christianity wouldn't be in the dire straights its found itself in.

>>214256816 (OP)
“Funny” isn’t just about content, it’s about style
Carlin was funny but he also got a lot wrong and when he was called on it, he would just pretend it was jokes

>>214257330
Some of the newly formed Protestant sects did go a little bit too far.

like the 16th century version of trannies

>>214257451
>>214257330
Any historical kino for this?

>>214256816 (OP)
He was influential, which is why I guess there are people spamming him every day here. He stands for everything 4chan should, but we're in a contrarian time where the populist movement is just sucking up to a fascist and defending anything in the name of "combating wokeness".
Carlin was counterculture and now the culture has become conservative godfags "winning". The pendulum always swings back and further.

>>214256816 (OP)
Yes he was fucking hilarious.
>>214257088
Correct

>>214257451
Overwhelming oppression to legitimate grievances tends to make people more radical. Who knew? At least the main sects weren't as bad as Adamitic Hussites. You would think that the Church would have learned how to deal with such things after with people like Marcion centuries before, but then again that was well before those Medici and Borgia retards started stuffing the college of cardinals.

>>214257489
The 1983 BBC film is pretty good and had Johnathan Pryce as Luther. The 2003 movie is good, but so historically inaccurate it might as well be fan fiction.

>>214257330
It’s too bad all the negative shit about Catholicism is basically at its core and they’ll just never change unless the whole thing collapses. For instance the Vatican still gatekeeps information

>>214256816 (OP)
no, the funniest people are those who dont get paid to be funny (funnily enough)

>>214256816 (OP)
Damn, Markiplier really fell off.

>>214257330
They just couldn't stand to be schooled by a black man.

>>214257330
If Martin Luther were able to see what Protestant's would become in the 21st Century, he would've just kept his fucking mouth shut.

>>214257489
Queen Margot for some of the later parts, a conflict between catholics and protestants in France sets the backdrop to the movie, though its not really about that it is a good historical movie set near the period.

>>214257090
That's a Nietzsche quote

>>214256816 (OP)
I'm a cynical nihilist but I hate it, I was just raised to be like this.

>>214257621
>he would've just kept his fucking mouth shut
I doubt it. He was the uber autist to end all uber autists and the 95 Theses was absolutely legitimate. Luther didn't even want a full blown schism with the Church, but was pretty well forced into it after his calls for reform ended in his excommunication.

>>214257632
La Reine Margot is about Huguenots, who were Calvinists, not Lutherans.

>>214257538
none of that is true, dumbass nigga.

>>214256816 (OP)
https://youtu.be/5H-NctipBvg

>>214257727
Martin Luther was literally a monk who criticized the Catholic Church for not following scripture closely enough. If he saw a FEMALE PREACHER he would likely convert to Islam.

>>214257330
>>214257621
>>214257727
Is it really so hard just to follow the book?
The hubris of these people, to think they can override the lord.

>>214257786
As if you can’t find countless examples of female priests throughout the world. Female priests outnumber male priests in Sweden
>b-buh that doesn’t count…

>>214257857
>You can find examples of heresy throughout the world
Yeah that's kind of my point retard.

>>214257538
How's Trump a fascist again? And also explain how your reasons are supposed to be a bad thing.

>>214257786
The cathars had female priests

>>214257727
>Huguenots, who were Calvinists, not Lutherans
What's the difference to the Vatican of the time, really?

>>214257869
No actually your point was homing in how woke prots are because a gay Jesus shirt exists even though there’s female priests and the pope kissing nigger feets now shut the fuck up

>>214257999
>>214258043
Have fun in Hell.

>>214258096
Whatever you say brown pagan larper

>>214257489
The best fictional treatment of the wars of religion/30 years war is a manga, lol

>>214257090
Deaf people can atleast feel the bass in their chest?

>Those who worship our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, are considered insane by those who cannot hear God's voice.

>>214256816 (OP)
In the 70s, yeah. He actually did comedy then, not just grumpy ranting.

>>214258153
I will pray for you

>>214258169
>The best fictional treatment of the wars of religion/30 years war is a manga, lol
The most believable story about the holocaust I've ever seen was a comic book where the jews were mice and it was a second hand account of stories the author's dad told him.

>>214256816 (OP)
Early Carlin was innovative and funny observational comedy. Late Carlin was low hanging fruit and “clever” observations about how an inherently broken and constantly changing language like English is broken and constantly changing.

HEY DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT I BEFORE EXCEPT AFTER C HAS A LOT OF EXCEPTIONS? FUCK REPUBLICANS AND CHRISTIANS! LAUGH YOU BASTARDS.

>>214258306
I like the part when he was racist to the black cab driver

>>214257330
>ayyooo there is a minor flow in your system
>"I know, instead of fixing it let's make up retarded shit and have a fat sex addict steal church property"

>>214258312
>>214257049
Technically true, but 99% of his fans didn’t know any of his old material, just his new cynical stuff

This is all pointless anyway, he is dead and nobody really cares. We are old men yellong at the clouds, and the clouds are another old man who hasnt been alive in decades

>>214257786
Your larping falls apart because you don't know who the cathars were, nor that they had already been inquisitioned into nonexistance for heresy before Martin Luther was even ordained.

The suggestion he would renounce christianity altogether and follow islam over heresy is equally nonsensical.

This thread has about as much IQ as the funnyman in OP's image had.

>>214258363
I read it like 20 years ago, I thought it was a hitchhiker that the son picked up. The dad was like wtf what if he robs and rapes us, and the son was like we need to give them reparations and shiet.

Is it true that he only ripped on Christians and never the Jews or Muslims, or was /pol/ just lying to me???

I've always specifically found his euphemism bit obnoxious. There's a lot to be said about the euphemism treadmill but PTSD is just an objectively better term than shell shock and the terminology evolved because we learned more about it.

>>214258434
You are right, I misremembered it

>>214258040
Quite a bit desu. The major wars against Lutherans had to do with trying to shore up the power structure of the HRE, but was otherwise deemed tolerable hence Augsburg. The wars against Calvinists, i.e. the French wars of religion, were wars of outright extermination because it was deemed so dangerous. The only reason Calvinism is still around was the sheer luck of England splitting with the Vatican and the Dutch hating the Habsburgs. They were purged everywhere else.

>>214257110
They did

>>214256816 (OP)
Yes believing in magic is stupid

>>214258544
Where does byzantine orthodoxy fall in with all that?

>>214257110
Who do you think is posting them now?

>>214258544
>The dissolution of Christianity portrayed as a good/inevitable thing
The story is clear now

>>214258673
It doesn't. This poster is a pseud with a surface level knowledge of Christianity that only impresses atheists and prots.

>>214257110
Your post is why I keep coming back. Thanks anon..

>>214257139
Indeed.

>>214258673
Nowhere close. The Orthodox Synods and Vatican have historically seen each other as astray members of the same church. Think of it more like a sibling quarrel. They love each other, but come to blows in ways that only brothers can.

>>214258750
Nice argument, groyper retard.

>>214258802
Please inform me how every prot sect of Christianity can easily be labelled as apostacy and yet Orthodox is seen as equal?

>>214258673
It helps religious wars when they are separated by empty tundras, tall mountain ranges and cannibal savages
Calvinists and lutherans were next door

>>214256816 (OP)
People on the right get hurt by the opinions of a dead man. News at 11.

>>214256816 (OP)
https://youtu.be/z8WE23x3CCQ
https://youtu.be/z8WE23x3CCQ
https://youtu.be/z8WE23x3CCQ

>>214258857
Because the primary things separating the orthodox and catholics are relatively minor theological niggles like the Nicene Creed, not major disputes of canon and dogma. The two churches have come close to reuniting several times, and actually very briefly (and I mean less than a decade) just before the reformation.

>>214258962
Good answer, even if straight up copy pasted from Wikipedia.

>>214257538
>sucking up to a fascist
Do you know how gay that one single part is? You could have left that part out of your gay little post and it would have been okay, still a little gay, but maybe something you read and go
>this faggot makes a couple of good points, good for him
but no, you had to go and completely ruin it with muh fascism.
It doesn't matter, you could be the most average guy on earth, but the moment you use that word all I see is some faggot with half his dyed hair shaved, a nose ring, maybe some nipple rings, seething that someone said something bad about black people.

>>214256816 (OP)
He just gives the most watered down 9th grader philosophy and depressed fat baby boomers and gen Xers think he's brilliant because of it.

>>214259025
>ask question
>get correct answer
>it's on wikipedia
Shit man, if you ask me when Columbus sailed and I say 1492 are you gonna say that's a wikipedia copy paste too? What if I say his ships were the nina, the pinta and the santa maria? Water is wet, news at 11.

>>214259079
I'm saying it's quite interesting you can tell the truth in one instance, while simultaneously lying through your teeth in every other instance.

>>214256816 (OP)
I think his coherent belief was thinking religion was retarded

>>214259103
I haven't lied in any instance prior to this and you haven't refuted anything I've said in the thread so far. You're the retard I called a groyper aren't you? One of those recent tradcath convert retards with such a surface level of theological history that the truth seems alien to you compared to youtube shorts and podcasts. Do you want me to post a copy of my history diploma?

>>214259143
saying "popular thing bad" for cheap cheers is neither coherent nor a belief

>>214259143
Religion? Wrong. He only criticized christianity

>>214259161
You can upload whatever you want, it won't make you correct or honest.

>>214259222
>404 Argument not found
Go to bed, fuentes.

>>214256816 (OP)
He has an alright take here and there but the issue is his grand reveal is wanting The West to fall, but not joking. He fetishized the future where non-Whites take revenge which would be in reality Total White Death. Just watch Wyatt Staggs video on him https://youtu.be/z8WE23x3CCQ. He's a sad sick individual, like most leftists that have no real policies, just unhinged hatred for Whites and The West.

>>214256816 (OP)
>le evil white men
No, he was a plant to brainwash boomers.

The only thing he said that was true and not cringe by today's standards was the bit about the elites being in a club.

>>214259268
I'm a leftist who actually hates black people. If everyone lived like me then factory farming wouldn't exist and pollution would be cut down by a half or even two thirds. Black people are not an essential part of my ideal liberal utopia.

>>214256816 (OP)
Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners.

For those who don't know: political correctness is ye auld English for woke.

>>214259268
In all seriousness though, why does he hate white people so much? It honestly seems like he's terrified of black people and he thinks that by saying he hates white people they're going to spare him or something.

>>214259408
Carlin grew up in Harlem. He was Transracial before it was cool.

>>214259452
When he grew up in Harlem it was still white

>>214259408
It really is a leftist thing. Just like Hasan.
They are either intentional agents of chaos or have been absolutely mindrape hypnotized by anti-White propaganda over the decades (Carlin is chaos, Hasan is mindraped and also chaos).
I genuinely have no clue why the fixation on Whites when there's actual people and groups who are blatantly responsible for the problems in society.
Like most leftists they almost make a good class consciousness argument but ruin it by making it really all about how butthurt Whites make them.
They also aren't just referring to the 1% Whites, all Whites are considered the enemy to them and that is why I do not humor communism or leftism.

>>214259161
Not the anon you're responding to, I was the one that asked about byzantine orthodoxy that you originally were explaining things to earlier.

I appreciated your knowledge on the subject, I don't know if you "copypasted" like some other anon suggested or not but that doesn't matter, your's was an enjoyable part of the thread. I wish there were more history kino made that wasn't just atheistic baggage, like it feels there used to be even if sometimes filmmakers got it wrong.

>>214259408
>In all seriousness though, why does he hate white people so much?
Not enthusiastic enough for Le Revolution
>>214259408
>terrified of black people and he thinks that by saying he hates white people they're going to spare him or something.
Close, they're like this because they realize Le Revolutionaries are all soft middle class kids who went to uni. Those darkies tho... So full of VIOLENCE and PRIMAL VITALITY...We'll get them to do Le Revolution for us.

>>214259606
Media portrayal of history, particularly religious history, is a sticky wicket. The truth is usually ugly and generally doesn't make for a good story. Changes get made for this reason, but it's difficult to make changes that won't make mentioned groups shit their diapers. It's important to remember they're just movies.

>>214258306
>>214258750

>>214258544
My family are all Huguenots that fled to the lowlands and just a little later fucking Africa to be not dead.
Mostly worked out they're still Calvinists and breathing 400 years later.

>>214256816 (OP)
no. I always hated him

If you like Carlin you should be raped to death by horse cock

>>214257538
>>214257548
>>214256872
>>214257088
>>214257128
>>214257139
>>214258775
>>214258889
Kill yourself

>>214260124
Pretty much proving my point here. Your ancestors benefitted from the protection of Dutch rebels against the Habsburgs.

>>214258802
>Nowhere close. The Orthodox Sneeds and Feed&Seed have historically seen each other as astray members of the same chuck. Think of it more like a subtle joke. They feed and seed, but fuck and suck in ways that only brothers can.

>>214258750
Nice park avenue manicure, city slicker.

>>214258415
Just chiming in to point out you're very low IQ
Anon is talking about the general widespread state of modern mainstream Christianity.
>Oh but this sect existed once! They got BTFO into nothing!!
So? So what?
Damn you are unintelligent.

My teacher showed us Carlin clips back in middle school and even then before I was a chud I thought he was an unfunny tryhard faggot trying to seem smart. You really had to be a boomer with no internet growing up on cheesy sitcoms and Mickey Mouse to have found him remotely entertaining or thought provoking

>>214258365
i'm a fairy and i'm going to teleport you into whatever year that shit happened and you will relive your life groundhog day style until you manage to fix that minor flaw from within

>>214259143
The problem with this, as in today, is not pointing out the equal or greater retardation in mainstream ideology.
I'm sure Carlin, for example, would say men in dresses are women.

>>214260368
He's a boomer comedian. He distrusts the government, religion, society, morality, etc as a "joke". Undermining civilization is "humor".

>>214259268
So he was just a spiteful mutant. Just one with a mouth and a triple digit IQ. He'd definitely be a 'new left' podcaster today.

>>214257330
Childhood is Protestantism
Adulthood is Orthodoxy

Why is the extent of right-wing argument so reliant on drawing someone badly? They literally have no value as artists.

>>214260720
>Adulthood is orthodoxy

>>214260759
Argument? It’s not a debate we’re just calling you guys faggots and mocking you

>>214256816 (OP)
>if you don't join my cult that means you have no beliefs
Do dead jew worshippers REALLY?

>>214257689

It's a Gandalf quote.

>>214256816 (OP)
No, he was never based. Him and Bill Hicks took advantage of people in a pre-internet world and they took to spreading their faggotry proselytizing as gospel. It was understandable to listen to them back then, but we know better now. No need to venerate these frauds any longer.

>>214256816 (OP)
You can smell the stench of a Papist off this post lol

>>214260935
>No need to venerate these frauds any longer
The only “people” still venerating him will be dead in a few years. No one under the age of 30 even knows who he is, and if they do they hate him

>>214260948
You can smell the open axewound on this post

His older comedy was pretty experimental and groundbreaking back at a time where a good majority of standups did jokes and gags, he was one of a kind. And then his later stuff was just plain funny. He had his beliefs and wasn't afraid to present them, which is admirable because being atheist or agnostic in the 60s could literally get you killed. Also he could still have a laugh about it, he played a priest in Dogma.

>>214256816 (OP)
He just states boomer truths and swears, I guess, at the time swearing was supper edgy and the boomers were super happy to rub their cultural victory into the faces of their parents but he simply isn't funny.

>>214261395
>being atheist or agnostic in the 60s could literally get you killed
In the Congo maybe

>>214261395
Kill yourself

>>214261488
Fuck you, you kill YOUR self

>>214256816 (OP)
Where did you get this picture of my dad?

>>214261395
This. Being against middle class white Christians is sooo edgy and dangerous. That is how you know you are dealing with a real truth teller. When they go after untouchable sacred cows. A brave moral hero.

>>214256816 (OP)
He had one funny joke in his entire career. It wasn't even a political joke. It was just him talking about people living boring lives. I forget the joke, but the punchline was
>what are you going to do eat wendy's for the rest of your life and read time magazine?

>>214257621
That isn't a protestant at that point. Unitarians aren't Christian. They are scam artists trying to make money off the government by pretending to be part of a religious institution.

>>214261395
>being atheist or agnostic in the 60s could literally get you killed
name one example

>>214261976
I can't because I made it up

>>214259143
Religion isn't retarded. It's factually incorrect, but entirely in line with agent detection we evolved over millions of years (if you hear a twig in the forest break, safer to assume it was a predator) and does have huge social benefits in the form of keeping the people cooperative. It's a very useful tool.

>>214262048
What about it is factually incorrect? You can't disprove the metaphysics.

>>214262130
I can't actually prove anything because the problem of induction exists. That said, within inductive reasoning, which unfortunately is as good as it gets for us epistemically, there is no reason to give religion any thought, beyond it being an useful tool for the society as a whole.

>>214258487
It was /pol/ fucking with you

>>214256816 (OP)
ITT butthurt christkeks

>>214262478
I notice Carlin fans tend to be this sort of low IQ person who mostly get off on how much he is "upsetting" their perceived enemies. They're probably Gen Xers who still think they are in a Twisted Sister video where they are yelling at 'the man' that they want to rock and roll, and think being against Christian middle class white people is the ultimate rebellion.

You're a Christian?
Name every saint.

>>214262530
Kek, you raped him

Misanthropy keeps the masses in check.

>>214262181
And yet you go around talking about it being "factually incorrect."

I think his main criticism of religion is that most of them don't bother to actually research whatever religion they claim to be a part of and come off as overwhelmingly ignorant. Most religious advocates have never even read their own scriptures to the point there's thousands of different translations, some wildly inaccurate, that are edited out of context to justify their beliefs.

>>214262651
Most “advocates” read their scriptures constantly. Even the scammers need to know it inside and out so they can quote it in bad faith. It’s just normalfags who don’t.

>>214262626
Don't argue semantics with me, you know what a shorthand is. Address the meritum or throw a funny insult, otherwise quit boring me.

What's with the right wing smear campaign of dead comedians?

>>214256816 (OP)
Yes. Everyone who makes godfags seethe is hilarious.

>>214256816 (OP)
reverse image searching that pic brings you to some cringeworthy christcuck instagram and facebook pages

>>214256816 (OP)
wtf hes literally me

>>214262839
easy (you)s in a modern political climate, but also because this guy is a sacred cow and holy prophet to gen Xers so there's a bit of generational bonus in there too. anyone under 30 or even 25 gets absolutely nothing out of his material and he probably comes off as a rambling old faggot to them

>>214256816 (OP)
If you didn't think he was right about everything he said about religion, he wouldn't continue to live rent free in your head more than 17 years after he keeled over.

>>214258487
Why would someone living in a Christian dominant society start complaining about something he isn't around

>>214262955
That's stupid. I think GenX loves him for being in Bill & Ted more than his standup.

>>214263014
>implying he wasn't around kikes
LOL

His whole "Big Club and you ain't in it" segment isn't funny, it's terrifying because it's never been more true.

>>214257110
If the reformation happened today, that might be a possibility.

>>214257833
I always forget the guy who made The You Testament also made funky games like Hard Time series

Telling the world how mad a dead guy makes you just makes him funnier

>>214264812
It seems like it's some kind of revisionist political campaign to make gen alpha think he was a communist

>>214257538
>4chan should
oldnigger leftists always talk about how heckin wholesome 4chan was, but im pretty sure half the oldfags were hitler lovers and hall of cost deniers

i will make a thread about this actually

>>214264910
based retard

>>214264929
you're retarded
4chan was always full of racist nazis, this gay leftist narrative that old 4chan was heckin doggo wholesome leftoids is just typical lefty historical revisionism

>>214257139
But he's almost certainly eternally seething in Hell.

>>214264999
I was there and I was ironic with my nazism and thought everyone else was too.
It was the same general vibe as a MW2 lobby’s level of nazi
Zoomers take things too seriously

>>214257271
Chapelle was actually funny tho

There isn't a single time Carlin says anything funny. Plenty of comedians have said or done funny things, where they surprise you with something, but Carlin is not only completely predictable, he isn't even watchable unless you agree exactly with his political opinions and want to clap like a seal. He's only an inch above amy schumer level.

Him and Jon Stewart are probably the two most responsible for the whole political comedy night show propaganda people get. He was very influential. He really seems to have opened eyes of people like Louis CK. Mainly the idea that comedy isn't just about making people laugh, but that's also about soapboxing.

Patrice O neil had a better perspective on comedy. Where the best comedy is where half the room is laughing and half the room is looling in horror. I don't think anything carlin said had that level of bravery, not in his time either.

>>214264910
>hall of cost
>heckin wholesome
you are an actual reddit transplant. kill yourself pronto

>>214264910
4chan used to be the place where people came to pretend to be retarded, then actual retards came in and felt right at home.

>>214263014
he worked in comedy, of course he was around them.

>>214257330
You never could "buy your way into Heaven." Not even the rogue corrupt priests who actually sold indulgences (a practice always condemned by the Church) promised that. Prots (and most modern Catholics unfortunately) gravely misunderstand what indulgences are.

>>214257786
>if he saw a female preacher he would likely convert to a foreign pedo religion

Muslim delusion

>>214258590
someone should update this to be effective

>>214256816 (OP)
He was the original claps instead of laughter "comedian"

>>214256816 (OP)
Yeah he's rotting in hell now so that's pretty funny

>>214257330
#notallpopes

>>214265107
Yeah right

>>214256816 (OP)
>White. Republican. Bankers.

>>214258096
>>214265040
>>214265298
he's in the same place you'll be when you'll die. except he knew where he was going.

Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot!
Hooray! Lizard shit! FUCK!

>>214256816 (OP)
If you try to suss out what Carlin's preferred system might have been by listening to his stand up, it's funny because... we kind of already had it while he was alive, he was oblivious to it, and all he did was bitch and moan anyway. And his positive vision for the future was "Humanity is Going Extinct. Here's Why That's a Good Thing."
Lameass

>>214256872
This, you let right wingers implement their ideas and you get a totalitarian hellhole that crushes any trace of different opinions and any individuality.
You let left wingers implement their ideas and they make a diverse free liberal culture where only hatred towards minorities and disadvantaged groups gets banned. A system where everybody has the opportunity to have a share in.

All the discussion is about politics here. Can someone name a single funny joke?

>>214265610
These threads are made under the premise that most posters here weren't alive when he was at his peak and don't know any of his jokes. That's why all the revisionism that he was some kind of hypocritical commie is working.

>>214256816 (OP)
nice strawman argument

>214265605 (you)
bait used to be believable

Why does Carlin make the chudcels seethe so hard?

>>214265595
This is a good point. Like every other fake rebel, he was really just a shill for the system who was mad the system wasn't systemming hard enough.
If he were alive today it'd be
>What are these concentration camps? Fuck ICE! .Fuck the unvaccinated!

>>214256816 (OP)
I say that and I look like that.

>>214257621
because thats the result of lived Protestantism and not the secularization of society right?

>>214265737
Your reply is also political, intended for people to read the situation a certain way.

I just want to know if he made any funny jokes. Any jokes?

>>214256872
Selfishness is a leftwing trait.

>>214266186
My point was all you're going to get here is politics, which is the point of the thread. If you want his jokes look for his old standup routines on youtube or something.

>>214260720
Childhood is Intrafaith fighting
Adulthood is Faith Confederate
Those who follow scripture and aren't the myriad heresies and heathens peering in shouldn't be arguing over things that ultimately doesn't matter. It's how Rome tore itself apart, we shouldn't follow in her footsteps in that respect.

>>214266278
I'm just going through this thread to find the antithesis. Can I find a funny joke?

>>214256816 (OP)
He's okay. He's based for making /pol/ newfags seethe though.

>>214266213
There was a study showing the contrary, and leftwingers weren't even half as selfish as rightwingers were.
Depends on the country though, this study only covered the US and Canada and the gap was smaller in Canada.

>>214257538
Being racist, pro-Nazi and antisemitic is the counter culture though. Fundamentally speaking it is a complete opposite of standard liberal mortality. Also George Carlin hated white people, and there’s a speech of him where he goes into detail on how much he can’t wait for white people to die and disappear.

>>214267061
>Being racist, pro-Nazi and antisemitic is the counter culture though.
lol do you even know who is in power right now?

>>214265107
>a practice always condemned by the Church
lol, lmao

>>214267328
>Trump
>antisemitic

>>214256816 (OP)
He's burning in Hell right now while getting raped by demons over and over again for the rest of eternity.

Most christians on 4chan are just faggot posers.

>>214266994
Sounds like a gay BS study. Conservatives give far more to charity.

>>214267328
>durrrrr
Which jokes are going to get you in trouble? Racist, sexist, etc ones. Same for everything else. He said culture. The president being moderately conservative means nothing.

>>214268082
Islam proven right yet again

>>214257330
Its well documented that Martin Luther was a borderline schizo who didn't know how to play social politics in order to get corruption out of the Church. Indulgences seem like such a minor footnote when looking at the absolute abomination that is the hydra of the Protestant church in America.

>>214256816 (OP)
He was once, but he became a crotchety bitter old cynic somewhere around the late 80's/early 90's

>>214268806
nah

1 John 2
>22Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.23Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father:(but) he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also

>>214268505
Charity is gay

>>214268505
Bullshit. Conservatives think charity is welfare for commies

>>214269170
Share a funny joke of back when he was funny

>>214267509
I don't know if you noticed but the jews are doing the ethnic cleansing now.

>>214256816 (OP)
why are you having a melty over a guy who has been dead nearly two decades?

>>214269765
Mmmm melty

>>214256816 (OP)
If you believe in any man-made god you are retarded, yes.

Most religion creates willing slaves. Government and Religion are both used to control idiots.

>>214269765
I can say the same about Hitler, and he has been dead for way longer.

>>214269450
You're just dumb. Liberals think that by voting to spend other people's money, they are doing charity. As far as giving their own, conservatives actually do it.

>>214257330
My mom was catholic and my dad was lutheran. How'd that happen.

>>214268806
>Islam proven right

>>214269173
Why do christians think quoting scripture is convincing to anyone other than Christians?

>>214270164
Anon, they think Jesus was a real person.

>>214270234
>yeah bro we started counting time since Jesus' birth here on Earth because he was never actually real
>all the historians going out of their way to prove Jesus was made up only ending up with more proof of his existence is all made up too teehee
who do you think you're fooling rabbi lmao

>>214268082
>people believe in fairy tales so they don't have to deal with the harsh reality
checks out

>>214270234
He was very likely a real historical figure (without magic powers though).

>>214265605
>you get a totalitarian hellhole that crushes any trace of different opinions and any individuality.
Sexy bait, anon.

>>214270326
The Gregorian calendar is a continuation of the ancient roman. Year 1 was declared by Augustus Caesar

>>214257139
>Street shitter English.

>>214270603
I dont think about you at all

>>214266994
>There was a study showing the contrary, and leftwingers weren't even half as selfish as rightwingers were.
Bullshit, studies show the exact opposite that right-wing people give more to charity.
Leftists work for charities, pocket the money they take in and fuck the children they're supposed to be helping.

>>214270326
>rabbi
All religion is for fools. The popular ones today are based on a ton of old ones and old myths and occultism.

>>214270008
You’re putting a comedian that upsets you on the same level as a mass murderer. That says more about you than the comedian.

>>214260838
do you think they are incels

idk it was pretty funny when he died

>>214270635
No, you think about shitting and having the smallest dicks in the world.

>>214270863
kek

>>214269765
Always hated him, couldn’t stand the glaze he always got. It’s nice to see people turn on him and see him for the faggot he always was

>>214271261
>the glaze
You weren’t even a twinkle in your father’s nutsack when he died you stupid faggot. Find something more important to have an autistic tantrum over than a literal skeleton

>>214272023
>autistic tantrum
Why do you guys keep insisting that everyone's normal dislike of this guy is some sort of meltdown? It really makes you look like obnoxious manipulative pieces of shit doesn't it?

>>214272054
Maybe it was the hundreds of spam threads with the forced political memes in them.
>everyone's normal dislike of this guy
There are like 5 shartyfags total pushing it. You're probably either one of them or one of the zoomers they duped.

>>214272054
Because it is? Because you’re a retarded gen alpha negro who thinks he’s fooling anyone by saying you “always hated him”? When you didn’t even exist as he did? I could understand a Jew hating Hitler years later for sending their family to die but George Carlin didn’t do anything to you

>>214256816 (OP)
George Carlin?

>>214269173
>>214270080
See: >>214268082

>>214270682
damn, conservatives won't even work for charities, didn't know it was that bad

>>214257538
>being an anti-white jew who carried the popular bolshevik sentiment of the 2010s is counterculture

>>214272635
Where do you people get this shit from?

Gen X really had it so fucking good that they looked at their safe cushy lives and said "BOOOOO"

>>214256816 (OP)
Oh fuck off! What are you, a Christian? Fuck you!

>>214272670
you tell me

>>214272585
what am i meant to "see" here?

>>214272753
your ass?

>>214266213
>the people that want to deport their neighbors, block universal healthcare and universal higher education, keep weapons that are shown to cause mass casualties because they don't want to part ways with their toys, are actually really selfless just trust me bro!

>>214272786
Which is it, a weapon or a toy? Why must I part with my toys? Because you said so?

>>214272670
they make up scenarios and instantly decide they're real

>>214272448
George Carlin was the progenitor of every smug midwit fedora tipping loser around today, so I have to deal with the repercussions of that proselytizing 13 year old angst in an old man’s body regurgitating the most milquetoast safe edgy platitudes to seem rebellious, even if he died before I was born. So fuck that faggot

>>214272950
you're brown

>>214273008
>you hate the murderously anti-white kike? You must be brown!
you boomers sure are confused

>>214273161
Not him but you fell for the forced meme.

>>214257689
Nietzsche didn't say that either

>>214257557
>Overwhelming oppression to legitimate grievances tends to make people more radical. Who knew?
Kek I swear I heard this verbatim from troons after that shooting.

>>214272448
>who thinks he’s fooling anyone
That's rich coming from the lefty who think he's fitting in by being le racist but can't even say 'nigger'

>>214274208
>I hear things from troons
>>214274646
>everyone I disagree with is a lefty
This is the partisan brain rot

>>214256816 (OP)
He was just another anti-White Jew

The world is better off with him dead.

>>214275033
jews are white

At the time the religious right was in power and there is some validity to the idea that threatened the Jews, but no one liked those cunts

>complains about religion (christians)
>complains about "white" bankers
He was so close yet so far.

>>214275328
There's the forced meme again

>>214265042
that just makes you a retard
you are literally like a ww2 nazi "just following orders" great excuse just say you're woke you'd get more respect

I'm glad he died before Trump and covid
He would went fill blown TDS and would have been a full blown pussy. modern day nihilism gies hand in hand with being a cuck

>>214275522
>NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BEATTLES MERCHANDISE!!!!
Any actual examples?

Stand up was never funny and you're a faggot if you think so

>>214273161
>anyone with fair skin is jewish! EUROS ARE JEWS SWEDES ARE JEWS THE IRISH
You. ARE. BROOOOOOOOOWN

>>214256816 (OP)
WHITE REPUBLICANS

>>214257330
>muh indulgences muhfugga
Cope, this was never the real reason for his heresy, it's just the best most legitimate excuse he could put forward. Activisits always do this, they don't tell you what actually motivates them, they look for the most compelling excuse they can for what they want to do. Luther and others like him were simple theological anarchists, so they created what suits their desire for anarchy: a church where everybody can be his own theologian and no one can excommunicate you for the retarded shit you want to say. If Lutheranism was really about >muh indulgences it would have been more similar to early Anglicanism, instead he wasted no time creating heresies. Why would you rush to change doctrine in all kinds of ways if finances are your only gripe? Modern protestants can't even pretend to care about financial gain in religion because they give their paychecks to Joel Olsteen lmao.

>>214258590
The Grinch?

>>214257538
>CHRISTIANS AND WHITE GUYS ARE LAME! AND THEY OWN ALL THE BANKS! *applause*
yeah, everything 4chan stands for….. lol dumb fucking tranny

>>214257621
Luther was already quite outspoken about non Christians impact on the Church in his time

>>214262048
So it's Retarded

>>214272763
Muslim>Hindu>Christian>Buddhist>Athiest

>>214262048
Had actors exist whether we have religion or not.

>>214256816 (OP)
so sick of retards bringing this up. Yeah, it didn't age well, that kind of comedy rarely does. The public perception, culture, and full context required to make most of the jokes funny just doesn't exist anymore. Even with the full context, the culture isn't so far beyond the issue that the jokes become funny in a sort of silly way either.

>>214256816 (OP)
Insane how he was basically reddit as a person way before reddit

>>214276414
The essence of reddit as we know it is turn of the century e-atheism

>>214268082
>based Jews don’t even make the list because we don’t kill ourselves
GEEEEEEEEEEG

>>214276566
For (Jew): https://www.timesofisrael.com/idf-suicides-tied-to-combat-trauma-internal-probes-said-to-reveal/

>>214276414
insane how poltards keep desperately making this raid thread

>>214260404
>>214260935
>>214261062
>NOOO COMRADE DO NOT CRITICIZE POWER NOOOO

>>214259045
Why are you so triggered? Do you unironically support Trump?
He's a wannabe fascist, and if he had it his way he wouldn't have a term limit and he could just make decisions that skirt our checks and balances. How is that not a bad thing? Washington had the chance to have a system like that and rule as king but he willingly stepped down, and that's certainly not the president we have now.

>>214256816 (OP)
He was never funny but this meme is stupid and false and does not encapsulate why.

>>214256816 (OP)
First of all, he was a silent gen not a boomer. His cultural critiques and stuff like the 7 deadly words were legitimately taboo topics in his day. I think he was funny on top of that, the cultural criticism wasnt that common back then and his takes have to be considered in their time.

>>214275574
>funny swastika ascii art in XBL bio is LITERALLY JUST LIKE AN AUSCHWITZ CAMP GUARD
Hrmmm

>>214276799
>raid
This boards been mini /pol/ since I got here over tens years ago.

>>214277033
just goes to show how silent gens were just as retarded as boomers

>>214277111
and they made us, ultimately. you think you're so smart?

>>214276935
very /tv related
definitely not another protected raid thread

A Nihilist like Carlin is just a coward that hides his real convictions while criticizing the beliefs of others. A real man speaks his truth.

>>214277147
yeah

>>214277102
Yes Ivan we know you're desperate to claim this board because it's popular.

>>214256816 (OP)
He was the original pseud. He is the guy youre acting like if someone calls you a pseud

>>214277168
No Ivan getting on stage to express your beliefs isn't hiding beliefs.

>>214277188
I hate the ivan bait it's just not funny. At least give me something to work with.

>>214277208

I recognize this chat bot. It can't pass the Turing test.

>>214256872
Blow your kike brains out, stop trying to take other people's things. No one is more greedy or "capitalist" than a Marxist

What's so funny about Carlin is that time has proven him irrefutably wrong. He got his way and we ended up with faggot clown world with the Jews carrying out a genocide. His jewish opposition to Christianity is 1000X more fascist than what he accused others of.

>>214260838
the only "orthodox christian" guy i've known is a stereotypical incel, recessed jawline, fragile ego, does nothing to improve himself and cries and pisses his pants about women not wanting to sleep with him.

>>214277487

And the jews I've seen look like inbred mutants.

>>214277523
i don't think anyone is denying that. jews are subhuman

>>214257489
In our time, evangelicals becoming obsessed with Jews.

>>214277211
>>214277262
The russian shill cries as his bought off raid thread gets recognized.

>>214256816 (OP)
>was the greatest stand up comedian of all time funny
I'm gonna go with yes.

>>214277375
>>214277523
>>214277534
Yes Ivan we know this is a protected pol raid thread.

>>214258312
Carlin is cringe. Dude hated White people and Southerners. This is why people dislike cosmopolitans. He was from New York City. The problem with city people is they think they're the greatest and they don't know when they're being retarded.

A guy from the sticks would be assumed to be ignorant, dumb, and behind the times. Cosmopolitans at worst are malicious and hateful and at best are dangerous retards. You really can't trust that they won't eventually fuck things up. They go to far and they're convinced they're the smartest and greatest people alive because they live in the big city and are educated. They have massive egos. You expect a hick to be dumb. Cosmopolitans trick people into thinking that they're not stupid. They're morons. The best media representation of a cosmopolitan (who isn't malicious) is Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

>>214277803

Carlin was at best a midwit.

>>214260759
Diarrhea isn't art.

>>214270543
Diversity of thought in right wingers, some of them think blacks should be enslaved again, some think they should all be killed, some think they should all be deported.
Left, almost all of them think blacks should be treated like humans and with dignity.

As you see, no relation with what I said.

>>214256816 (OP)
>YEAH WE ONLY BOMB THE NEGROS AND THE BROWNS AND THEN WE TAKE THEIR STUFF THATS HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS FOR THOSE FAT WHITES
>we are bombing yugoslavia right now
>oh you see well hmm

>>214278170
My dude, what side am I on for recognizing that niggers at any moment can be cajoled by the MSM into rioting and killing people? If George Floyd were white no one would give a fuck, but niggers during black death 2.0 gave many fucks indeed. Doesn't matter how real the threat of covid19 was, they couldn't wait and essentially we all need to die for wacked-out crying shitbag george floyd, may he rest in piss. Who should I be directing my anger at, huh? Come on, tell me.

>>214278170

Leftwingers are the mind slaves of genocidal jews.

>>214278284
The riot was obviously not the result of a singular occurrence, it was the culmination of decades of police brutality and bias towards blacks which is undeniable. Their ancestors were treated like animals for a century and now everyone suddenly expects them to be civilised like other peoples. It’s just not going to happen. There’s a shit ton of generational trauma. They are humans they only want you to treat them with respect that is all.
Also I am fairly confident if a black police officer killed a black man like that and was filmed it would cause a riot as well, albeit more contained since whites are obviously not the minority so less fear of being harmed.

>>214278737

>The riot was obviously not the result of a singular occurrence, it was the culmination of decades of police brutality and bias towards blacks which is undeniable. Their ancestors were treated like animals for a century and now everyone suddenly expects them to be civilised like other peoples. It’s just not going to happen. There’s a shit ton of generational trauma. They are humans they only want you to treat them with respect that is all.
Also I am fairly confident if a black police officer killed a black man like that and was filmed it would cause a riot as well, albeit more contained since whites are obviously not the minority so less fear of being harmed.