Thread 214257579

How did Dexter kill some random guy in a bathroom and get away with it?

Dexter is actually protected by God, like the guy in Frailty.

Because most homicides are unsolved

>>214257579 (OP)
'NOTHER SCORCHER

Spatter with Gigi

>>214258812
FUCK don't bleach your arms you sad cunt.

I remember that episode, very odd bathroom desu

>>214257579 (OP)
dexter is based

>>214258812
hairy cunt. hard pass

>>214257579 (OP)
This is the moment the show fully fell apart

why's she wearing dexter's shirt?

>>214257579 (OP)
Fags have done that since the 70's. Not an instant death, but an eventual early death all the same.

>>214258812
>>214260317
hairy cunt. I'm hard

What was her fucking problem?

Did I miss yall discussing the leak?

>>214258812
she looks diseased

>>214257579 (OP)
thought this was a macgyver screencap for about 10 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SS9ZmWYKRjg
remember this goofy shit?

>>214261654
the leaked episode dropped the same day as episode 9. we discussed it then

>>214262760
Damn I missed out, I found out about the leak like 3 hours ago

>>214261557
He killed both of her parents.

>>214262454
lol wtf, what season is this? i don't remember it at all

>>214257579 (OP)
retard writers

>>214257579 (OP)
Did you not see Last Action Hero? You can murder people in America and nobody cares.

>>214258812
Zoomer men: look perpetually 12 year old
Zoomer women: look haggard at 20 years old
WTF is happening

Even the losers get lucky sometimes.

>>214260540
Am I the only one who hates the "shrug" gesture especially in conjunction with that fucking face people make?

>>214257579 (OP)
According to the FBI if you kill somebody at random (random guy, random place for no real reason) there is an 80% of you getting away with it.

>>214264955
The only time it's permissible is that guy in Desperado. Bucho should not have shot that dude.

sex with deb

>>214262454
I cant decide if this or the airport kill are more retarded

>>214262797
someone claimed the german language version had leaked and posted 2 or 3 clips and that's it. aside from contradicting posts claiming different things happened, no one's posted spoilers which is a bit unusual for this board

>>214258888
Never been to a public bathroom off the side of the freeway during a long drive? You feel like you need a tetanus shot just opening the doo

>>214264955
It’s peak white culture

>>214262454
wouldnt they be able to cross reference who was admitted to shoot on the field and instantly make dexter like 1 out of 10 possible perpetrators? wouldnt a firing range also have security cameras to confirm when he entered and left? wouldnt the guy be able to scream and instantly cause 10+ eyewitnesses to catch dexter in the act, if he missed the heart by even a little bit?

>>214257679
God isn't real Anon. I guess this is fiction.

>>214266502
>firing range
>keeping track of people
lmao, it's literally just a field with some benches you can go shoot in, they're not keeping that close of tabs on their patrons

I dont like the Andrew Tate guy in season 5
hes fucking stupid and lame compared to psycho-grandpa from 4

>>214266420
Anon succumbed to tetanus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzjcS4BxGvk
>break the guitar anyway
>but not over the guy's head even though that would've guaranteed an easy victory for Dexter since the old man was knocked out by a guitar earlier
The most obvious answer is "writers wanted a funny", what the fuck was Dexter trying to accomplish here? This scene makes zero sense outside of "the plot says this guy has to escape so Dexter has to act like a complete retard to be introduced to M99 later"

>>214268020
>watching gayriginal shit

>>214268104
I was checking it out just in case it would be important for Resurrection.

>>214268104
Wow, you changed "original" to "gayriginal" and "sin" to "shit"
That's so funny, did you come up with that on your own?

>>214268127
it's almost been 2 weeks, you can stop seething that your dumb little prequel got canceled

>>214268177
>seething this hard over a prequel that actually did justice to the original
Your concession is accepted.

>>214260540
rewatching again. got to see this part last night. felt cozy

>>214264955
>THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE! YOU HEAR ME LEBOWSKI?!?!

>>214261557
Conflicted over how much she wanted her stepdaddies cock

>>214267383
depends if its public or private but even public around here has cameras be it deer cams with solar and i assume SD cards
his victim seemed like someone whod go to a private range

>>214261557
being called asstor

>>214257579 (OP)
My favorite part is when he killed the guy in the airport and literally walked under a security camera in the process. They really stopped giving a fuck later on in the show, it was kinda based how he was almost never at work and pretty much gave up completely on the stupid stepkids.

>>214261557
Her bitch mother was cunt-blocking her from the BSC (Big Sexter Cock).

>>214267837
I actually liked jordan chase and the rape gang as villians, lumen was just kind of irritating

>>214263886
The one with the gay cat mafioso

>>214270041
Season 7 was full of this shit.
Remember when he paid some kids to lure Estrada to his car and immediately nabbed him with a needle?
During daytime. Near the crowded park.

>>214257579 (OP)
It was off-shore

>>214267837
>Season 4 main villain is the most prolific serial killer in American history.
>Seaon 5 main villain is a guy who watches his friends gangrape girls and cheers them on from the sidelines.
Biggest downgrade in tv history.

>>214271427
To be fair he was rich and powerful.
Season 7 to season 8 is a much bigger downgrade.
>season 7 main villain is an international crime lord with Max Payne-tier combat skills
>season 8 main villain is a generic serial killer who we're told is "very smart" (still falls for every trap Dexter laid out for him and only "wins" through sheer luck and a combination of Dexter and Lem being retards)

kino

>>214261557
>What was her fucking problem?
Breast envy of Deb

He burned the whole bathroom down offscreen because how else would he effectively clean the place up.

>>214269633
There's a reason for that

>>214271829
miss please let me clean the sand off please miss
please

Is anyone else planning to come and pretend to be shocked tomorrow even if they already watched episode 10 a week ago.

>>214272188
I'm gonna come here to see all the disappointment over New York Ripper from those who abstained.
Weeks of retarded theories and HE WILL BE THE FINAL BOSS OF DEXTER TRUST THE PLAN

i wish i had a dark passenger henley :(

>>214271829
Nice cheeks.

>>214271624
did gaff know that dexter was a replicant?

>>214272234
Are you ready for the Ripper being set up to be the season 2 big bad.

I feel obligated to remind you that these people worked for Prater even as back as season 1 and they were covering for ITK aka the Ripper.

merry fucking kill bitch made me want to stop watching new blood

>>214271829
Jesus Christ

>>214272879
do you think there's an even more powerful giga midge above prater? Will dexter have to fight the entire lolipop guild in season 2?

>>214272879
Is that not Prater on the left? They all look the same to me.

>>214273327
how dwarfblind are you? that dude is clearly taller.

Do you think Prater fucked Charley?
Do you think he paid her to moan and pretend she's enjoying it and that his dick is big enough to make her feel something?

>>214273160
Yes pretty sure that's the case and eventually Dexter will get midget fatigue and think incorrect thoughts in his monologue.

>>214273327
It would create a time paradox if that was the same actor.

Dexter is a sexter. In the end ... Dexter won.
He's so well written the juice will have to SHUT IT DOWN and arrest him in the final season.

>>214271829
https://www.redd.tube/video/f6865a1425b206b9ee7ae87c5e41e379b4b2f0b6

more asstor

>>214257579 (OP)
a lot of his kills dont make any sense and the writing is basically just lazy plot armor capeshit tier
>ima kill this guy at the airport in a room that says employees only in a process that takes several hours!
>if the serial killer tries to choke me then I will win because i put slippery metal plating on my neck, if he does anything else first then im dead lol

>>214258812
>ummm, sorry harrison splattering has been debunked, you can eat me out again though

>>214273647
"Yes."

>>214273553
Do white girls ever group up to be anything other than
>whore
>lesbian feminist
?

>>214257579 (OP)
just finished rewatching the series upto s4. man rita was such cunt in S4. chadnity did us a favor by taking her out

>>214274131
>hating on karma chameleon rita

>>214273553
>>214273971
It is sad what happens to women when their mother is murdered by a serial killer and their father is murdered by a serial killer and there is no strong male presence in their lives. Many such cases.

>>214274439
re watching original. see him pretend his still has a wife. gets heart broken on 10th anniversary.

this fucker can't catch a break. should have just stay retired and eating cubanos

>>214273033
shes in like 20 minutes total

>>214274468
maybe if he wasn't a philandering retard he wouldn't have been divorced

>>214274569
doesn't matter anymore. he's a dead motherfucker

>>214274131
There was a theory that the Dark Passenger aka Harry's Ghost told Dexter to get rid of Rita and he killed her and made it look like Trinity. But they confirmed in season 5 that Dexter was at Arthur's house when Rita died so. Another theory was that the neighbor killed Rita but that also went nowhere.

Dexters spergout about religion in S6 feels so out of character
nigga cant lie for a second?
suddenly after 5 seasons of lying to get ahead he cant get himself to lie about being catholic?
he could've just said yes, he didnt even have to say anything but instead he went on reddit tirade
thats so fucking stupid
this shit came out in 2011 so i shouldnt be surprised because its peak youtube atheism era of culture but holy fuck this aged so badly
thats so fucking dumb, im not watching anymore today. this doesnt fit the character or the situation hes in at all.

>>214258812
Sniffer with Gigi

>>214274468
also how is his daughter so black? the wife isn't really that dark, and neither is he

>>214275214
makes matters worse. not even his kid =(

imo she got blacked

>>214275079
>hey this show about a serial killer is cool
>WAIT A MINUTE WTF HE DIDNT PAY LIPSERVICE AND GLAZE MY FAVORITE DEAD JEW? FUCK THIS SHOW REEEEEEEE!
Lmao. Christkikes are hilarious.

>>214275322
doakes kid :)

>>214261557
she's a literal orphan

>>214275094
why do girls with hairy arm pits have to sh ow them off all the time?

Is it some sort of battle cry?

>>214261557
its kind of irritating when you're trying to get your drink on and someone stops you

Is Dexter ever going to prison or another anglophone cuntry?

>>214276248
he should go to angola instead

>>214275094
fucking gross

>>214257579 (OP)
Most murders go unsolved. It's crazy people don't know this.

>>214276236
>why do girls
the answer to this question opener is always attention, what follows after this is irrelevant

>>214257579 (OP)
The store owners shouldn't have attached a potentially deadly weapon to the bathroom key if they didn't want someone getting hurt.
Maybe it was the redneck's inevitable destiny to be killed by it

>season finale airs for real tonight, in 5 hours
>only one near-dead Dexter thread in the catalog
Jeez, did the leak really kill everyone's interest in the show that badly?

>>214277730
I guess, i didn't spoil myself with leak and now no one is around anyways :^(

>>214276248
He shouldn't go to prison because that's how "You" ended, with the serial killer protag locked up and telling the audience that they are the problem for watching and liking it

>>214277730
>zoomer faggots with no attention span moved on
Who would have guessed that these limpdick faggots with ADHD don't stick around long term.

>>214277730
Yeah. sadly leaks ruin the hype always

>>214277520

>no plastic
>no chop chop
>no bags in the ocean
>blood and DNA everywhere
>just kills guy and goes to his wife's funeral
>nothing came of it

>>214277775
You and me buddy

>>214277775
I didnt watch it yet. but I did see a webm or two. so main shit is spoiled. no way I could avoid it for a full week

>>214266398
You missed it too, someone made a pretty thorough plot recap of the episode once we got the english subs. And it's not a german version, it's a ruski dub.
Also plenty of pics from key moments of the episode were posted.

>>214261557
She literally has less issues than a teenage girl that age, never mind her mother was murdered.

>>214278680
Yeah I saw the Prater and harrison part. and the wonderful dancing

>>214273327
it's not. the Dink had done Station Agent, Tiptoes and Elf before Dexter started airing. No way he's sink to a one time cameo dressed as an elf no less
the girl was in total recall tho

>>214273672
KEK

>>214277775
What's to spoil besides Dexter wins again? It's easy to not read the nuances of what happens. The biggest spoiler is that there really isn't anything to spoil

>>214258812
FLIGU GIGU?

>>214271829
>>214273553