>NO.... NOO! STOP! DON'T DO IT! DON'T SUCK MY COCK! DON'T SUCK MY COCK! S-SOMEBODY! SOMEBODY HELP! YOU SICK FILTH! YOU DEGENERATE BASTARD! SOMEBODY HELP MEEE!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:24:45 AM
No.214258646
>>214259534
i would tongue tornado her butthole and suck on her pussy lips until my jaw locked from over usage if you know what im saying
Being a man is understanding the true horror of this situation.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:12:27 AM
No.214259480
>DEATH? DEATH? YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME? YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL ME? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE I FUCKED YOU? YOU FUCKED ME! YOU FUCKED ME! YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE! YOU CAME TO ME! I GOT YOU A CAR, I BROUGHT YOU YOUR CLOTHES, YOU TOOK A FUCKIN' BUBBLE BATH! YOU WANTED IT! YOU WANTED IT! YOU CAME ON TO ME! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? YOU SUCKED MY COCK, YOU BOTH FUCKING SUCKED MY COCK! IT WAS FREE PIZZA! FREE FUCKIN' PIZZA! IT JUST SHOWS UP AT MY FUCKIN' DOOR! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? "WE'RE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS. COME ON, FUCK US! NO ONE WILL KNOW. COME ON, FUCK US!" OH, TWOSOMES, THREESOMES. IT DOESN'T MATTER! STARFISH! HUSBANDS! YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU'LL JUST FUCK ANYTHING, YOU'LL JUST FUCK ANYTHING! WELL, YOU LIED TO ME, I TRIED TO HELP YOU! I LET YOU IN, I WAS A GOOD GUY, I'M A GOOD FATHER! AND YOU JUST FUCKING FUCKED ME! WHAT? NOW, YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME? YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME? WHY? WHY? 'CAUSE YOU FUCKED ME? WHAT THE FUCK-FUCK-FUCK, THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:14:34 AM
No.214259503
Isn't he in a relationship or something?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:14:41 AM
No.214259504
Not even the deepest parts Jordan Peele's psyche could conjure up something so horrifying.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:17:11 AM
No.214259534
>>214258646
I get what you are throwing down,
You are saying you would tutor her in math class and coach her softball team till they locked they champ
>>214258678
Am I crazy or is that a ridiculously wide bed?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:23:04 AM
No.214259600
>>214259548
It's meant for 2 people so it's not that crazy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:24:21 AM
No.214259624
Women will never understand how disturbing it is to be threatened with an unwanted threesome
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:28:46 AM
No.214259693
>>214258486 (OP)
NOOOO ANA YOU CAN'T
DON'T TANTALIZE AND TEASE ME BY HOVERING THAT BARE PUSSY AND PERFECT SUPPLE ASS OVER MY FACE! I'M A MARRIED MAN GODDAMNIT! QUIT WIGGLING IT AROUND SHOWING ME EVERY INVITING CREVICE! THE SCENT IS WAFTING INTO MY NOSTRILS! T-THIS IS RAPE! I'M BEING RAPED! I'M INVOLUNTARILY BEING MADE THROBBING ERECT BY YOUR WAFTING HONEYPOT PHEROMONES! NOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T SIT ON MY FACE AND FORCE FEED ME YOUR PICTURESQUELY PUFFY PERCOLATING PUSSY!
ARRGHHH
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:41:27 AM
No.214259875
>>214258678
He could clearly reach and untie the knot on the bedframe, with ease.
He wanted it to happen.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:40:11 AM
No.214260712
>>214266996
>>214258486 (OP)
Is he being raped by ugly girls or what's the context?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:28:39 AM
No.214261421
I swear this movie was just a reward for Keanu. Either karma for all the good things he's done in his life, or hollywood thanking him for all the money he's made them.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:24:28 AM
No.214262190
>>214262211
>>214258486 (OP)
I haven't watched the movie, did they drug him or did he agree to being tied up?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:26:19 AM
No.214262211
>>214262226
>>214262923
>>214262190
They arrive at his house when his wife is gone out of the blue and seduce him. His is reluctant at first but eventually gives in and has consensual sex with both of them. Then he tries to get them to leave and that's when they tie him up and rape him.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:28:35 AM
No.214262245
People may find this funny bnut they've obviously never had their cock sucked.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:34:05 AM
No.214262322
>"Police officers, arrest these two hot babes immediately! They sucked my cock!"
>gets laughed out of police station even by the female cops
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:18:41 PM
No.214262923
>>214262211
Sounds shit, won't bother watching.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:24:38 PM
No.214263000
>>214258486 (OP)
OP doesnβt understand consent and thatβs why heβs a rapist irl
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:57:52 PM
No.214263445
>>214263401
I turn 360 degrees and walk away
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:59:43 PM
No.214263473
1 hot woman 1 ugly whore the director fucks
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:59:46 PM
No.214263474
>>214263401
I didnt bother answering the door bc i was beating off wearing noise cancelling headphones
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:00:57 PM
No.214263487
>>214263546
>>214263401
"why come in please, I just finished making eggs..."
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:34:50 PM
No.214263897
>>214263401
i would tell them to fuck off, they dont look in distress, they look like they are having fun
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:37:09 PM
No.214263919
>>214258678
NO!
DON'T TOUCH MY PENIS!
I SAID DON'T TOUCH MY PENIS!
NOOOOO!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:38:48 PM
No.214263935
>>214263401
>/v/
tell them they got the wrong address
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:51:36 PM
No.214264095
>>214264638
>>214258678
Keanu is such a great actor.
>>214258486 (OP)
i genuinely abhor the concept of oral sex
but i can't just say "this is me" because i'm not keanu reeves
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:11:09 PM
No.214264376
>>214263401
Doubt I'd even hear the door desu
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:24:13 PM
No.214264587
>>214263401
Sorry girls, I'm responsible for my raids kick rotation and announcing DBM timers.
I can't be distracted today.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:26:48 PM
No.214264638
>>214264095
Seriously, this is worse than a random person off the street.
>>214258486 (OP)
Whoβs got the vocaroo of the guy doing the scene? Kills me every time.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:51:13 PM
No.214264961
>>214263401
Not even the most unhinged 4chan reply would beat the real answer. How did they manage to turn this into an official movie?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:07:54 PM
No.214265203
>>214258486 (OP)
I mean, these girls were pretty unhinged and obviously messing with him. Who knows how far they would let it go? Women are crazy in general. Maybe they'd cut his dick off just for funsies. I also wouldn't be comfortable with that situation during what essentially is a home invasion.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:12:33 PM
No.214265281
>>214258486 (OP)
NO ANA DE ARMAS YOU DEVILISH SEXY THING!
DO NOT SUCK MY HARD THROBBING COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>214265295
>scrawny 5 feet tall asian girl is overpowering me, nooooo!
Suspension of disbelieve only goes so far.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:30:58 PM
No.214265636
>>214265484
Overpowering an asian male so yeah pretty realistic kek
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:31:54 PM
No.214265655
>>214265484
It's an Asian male. A 12 year old white girl would probably overpower him.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:38:01 PM
No.214265760
>>214265484
she's possessed by a horny ghost and extremely shameless
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:43:56 PM
No.214266996
>>214267336
>>214260712
It's an extremely toothy blowjob
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:04:51 PM
No.214267424
>>214264172
>i genuinely abhor the concept of oral sex
Then stop giving it to strange men off grindr
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:10:11 PM
No.214267529
>>214258678
this IS nightmare material if you have a small pp
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:10:47 PM
No.214267542
>>214266762
They call him the KEK JEW