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Anonymous No.214259730 >>214259969
OH SHI..............!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.214259792 >>214259821 >>214260374 >>214262684
My name is Jonah the Jew
Anonymous No.214259821 >>214260374 >>214261899
>>214259792
I am an actor
Anonymous No.214259888
https://litter.catbox.moe/yk2f2vxf89yxh00l.webm
Anonymous No.214259963
you may joke all you want but he humbled y'all really good
Anonymous No.214259969 >>214260074 >>214260485 >>214260536 >>214263777 >>214265184
>>214259730 (OP)
This photo is the perfect illustration of the futility found in the ugly man's attempt at self improvement.
He spent his whole adult life trying to move away from the dorky fat guy image. He broke into real acting, he befriended all the superstars, he got into fashion, lost weight. After all the public humiliations he faced in his life, it looked like he finally did it. The all black outfit, the shades, the airpods, the cigarette that he practiced holding in order to look as slick as possible.
Had this picture been taken half a second earlier, the whole world would've seen him in a different light and his transformation would be complete...

And then he drops the fucking coffee. It's like a cruel joke from God. A reminder that he will never be able to erase the image of the ugly fat fuck he used to be from the minds of the public. He will never be a woman's wet dream, never know what it feels like to be looked at with admiration.
This is perhaps the greatest picture ever taken.
Anonymous No.214260074 >>214261174
>>214259969
He's the people's actor. An average bastard surrounded by the usual hollywood types that think they're god's gift to the world.
Anonymous No.214260222
Didnt some french bitch kill this niggas whole aura?
Anonymous No.214260374
>>214259792
>>214259821
>lose weight
>become uglier
brutal curse
Anonymous No.214260485 >>214263777
>>214259969
>And then he drops the fucking coffee.
no anon. The lid popped off on its own at the perfect moment. A miracle. An intervention by yahweh himself, disgusted by his child's hubris. What, he thought mebbe he could be something other than his creator made him? I think not!
Anonymous No.214260536
>>214259969
I must've posted this like 5 years ago if not more at this point, thanks for the laugh
Anonymous No.214261174 >>214261321 >>214261389
>>214260074
>nepo jew baby is an average bastard
The fuck he is. If Jonah Feldstein was born into a redneck family from Arkansas he would be working at WalMart or some cubicle with his looks and aura. He is %100 a product of his ethnoreligious ingroup preferences.
Anonymous No.214261321 >>214262712 >>214263035
>>214261174
missing the point. he's some normie looking fuck surrounded by attractive people. i never said he wasn't jewish.
Anonymous No.214261389
>>214261174
Jonah should join the yakuza, it would give him character and better tattoo ideas.
死ぬ準備をする, Ornella!
Anonymous No.214261899
>>214259821
Anonymous No.214262672 >>214262683 >>214263199
Anyone have the Socrates pic
Anonymous No.214262683
>>214262672
oh wait it was the first thing posted, ignore me
Anonymous No.214262684 >>214262731 >>214263199
>>214259792
I see Jonah's taken to Plato-maxing. Not the worst look tb.
Anonymous No.214262712
>>214261321
Right and he would never have made it on his charm and skills alone. Nepo baby.
Anonymous No.214262731
>>214262684
Diogenes maxxing
Anonymous No.214263035
>>214261321
Hollywood is full of average looking guys, many that have good careers i.e. Hoffman. Looks are only needed for leadmen of shitty Hollywood blockbusters and female actresses.
The true artists, the character actors, never have to rely on their looks
Anonymous No.214263199
>>214262672
>>214262684
Honestly, put him in a toga and he would make a good senator.
Anonymous No.214263777 >>214266068
>>214259969
>>214260485
It's fake picture tho. Just look at it, obvious shop
Anonymous No.214265184
>>214259969
>drops his coffee
He's levitating it back up with telekinesis powers, Ornella better watch it !
Anonymous No.214266068
>>214263777
No, it's real, idiot. I remember someone saying that the first time I saw it and ruining it for me. Fuck you.