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Anonymous No.214259931 >>214260005 >>214260015 >>214260040 >>214260054 >>214260212 >>214260419 >>214260463 >>214260513 >>214260534 >>214260555 >>214260667 >>214262206 >>214262525 >>214262613 >>214262632 >>214262673 >>214262674 >>214262819 >>214263061 >>214263334 >>214263405 >>214263610 >>214263692 >>214263733 >>214263747 >>214264380 >>214264537 >>214265419 >>214266317
What would you even do in this situation?
Anonymous No.214260000 >>214262237 >>214264213
jerk off
Anonymous No.214260005 >>214262222
>>214259931 (OP)
Buy an ad.
Anonymous No.214260015
>>214259931 (OP)
I would simply listen
Anonymous No.214260018 >>214262591
Do a 360 and walk away.
Anonymous No.214260024
have faith that God would stop it
Anonymous No.214260040
>>214259931 (OP)
nothing? i mean, i'd probably die when it took a bite outta the USA, but i don't find that idea particularly frightening at this scale. i'd be more afraid of it if it was the size of an exercise ball, or a small car.
Anonymous No.214260054 >>214263451 >>214263495
>>214259931 (OP)
Where are they eyes? Why is it just a mouth and nostrils basedjacking?
Anonymous No.214260212
>>214259931 (OP)
just eat the moon
Anonymous No.214260419 >>214260496 >>214260529 >>214260549 >>214263482 >>214263500 >>214263539 >>214265453 >>214265592
>>214259931 (OP)
Is this really scary to some? I know fear is irrational but still. Doesn't this just seem ridiculous?
Anonymous No.214260463
>>214259931 (OP)
I would respond without being mad
Anonymous No.214260496 >>214260516 >>214260526 >>214265592
>>214260419
Had a gf in high school who was terrified of the concept of how vast space is. People are afraid of weird things
Anonymous No.214260513
>>214259931 (OP)
I would scream IT'S HECKIN LIMINAL SKIBIDY COSMIC HORROR BIG CHNUGUS!!!!
Anonymous No.214260516 >>214262706 >>214265592
>>214260496
I had this fear as a kid too. My brother would fuck with me and go "Hey you know how you're kinda weird about how big space is? Scientist just discovered its even bigger"
And I just shrieked.
Anonymous No.214260526 >>214263500
>>214260496
That's a real thing though. What adult should be afraid of the moon growing an anthropomorphic face and maliciously eating the earth?
Anonymous No.214260529 >>214260548 >>214267231
>>214260419
The fucking moon wakes up, makes a spooky face and then attacks the earth. How is that not scary?
Anonymous No.214260534
>>214259931 (OP)
Step aside and wait for the situation to cool down
Anonymous No.214260548 >>214260569
>>214260529
It's too ridiculous I guess. I can buy vampires, ghosts, other supernatural things as scary but not this.
Anonymous No.214260549 >>214260568 >>214264743
>>214260419
>fear is irrational
Fear is not irrational. There are irrational fears (phobias) but not all fears are irrational. Squares and rectangles, anon.
Anonymous No.214260555
>>214259931 (OP)
Find an ocarina
Anonymous No.214260568
>>214260549
That's true, I was wrong about that part.
Anonymous No.214260569 >>214260584
>>214260548
Entire post here is a horror movie red flag. This fucker is gonna get killed by the moon.
Anonymous No.214260584
>>214260569
It's over
Anonymous No.214260667
>>214259931 (OP)
not worry because as soon as it tastes india it'll spit us out
Anonymous No.214262206
>>214259931 (OP)
Wake up because this is too stupid to be real
Anonymous No.214262222
>>214260005
based capitalist
Anonymous No.214262237
>>214260000
based quads of nihilism
ill jerk off with you
Anonymous No.214262302 >>214263521 >>214263556
Well if it's hellstar remina i guess we're already fucked
Anonymous No.214262525 >>214262624
>>214259931 (OP)
Looks like the fucking Annoying Orange
Anonymous No.214262569
we'll be fine
bro will taste india and spit us out
Anonymous No.214262591
>>214260018
>360
illiterate monkey
Anonymous No.214262613
>>214259931 (OP)
>What would you even do in this situation?
Skibidi rizz
Anonymous No.214262624
>>214262525
Anonymous No.214262632
>>214259931 (OP)
rape
Anonymous No.214262673
>>214259931 (OP)
Pid an shid myself before getting drunk.
Anonymous No.214262674
>>214259931 (OP)
What would YOU do?
Anonymous No.214262685 >>214263701
Anonymous No.214262706
>>214260516
Kek, your brother is a funny dude.
Anonymous No.214262784 >>214262799
This is horror for kids. It's inherently stupid and plays on ignorance. This requires too much suspension of disbelief as an adult to be scary.
Anonymous No.214262799
>>214262784
The moon is gonna eat your ass.
Anonymous No.214262819 >>214263454
>>214259931 (OP)
Make an announcement
Anonymous No.214263061
>>214259931 (OP)
Remove pants and charge it with a bayonet!
John Smith No.214263334
>>214259931 (OP)
Always this stupid question.
guess I die.
Anonymous No.214263405
>>214259931 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything. I would just fart a lot and that's what no one did.
Anonymous No.214263412
I would project a giant image into the sky of a moon basedjak crying next to an earth gigachad smiling
Anonymous No.214263451 >>214263495
>>214260054
>nostrils
...I can't unsee that now. Those are the eyes though, anon.
John Smith No.214263454
>>214262819
>I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
Anonymous No.214263482
>>214260419
Sure, the moon going "ooga booga" and nomming on the Earth is kinda silly, but the idea of some enormous apocalyptic cosmic happenstance taking place that we can literally do nothing about except fucking die is terrifying. Replace "the moon eating the Earth" with "the Earth gets hit by a giant meteor" or "the sun explodes" or something and you should get the idea.
Anonymous No.214263495 >>214265160
>>214260054
>>214263451
Anonymous No.214263500 >>214267231
>>214260419
>>214260526
Sure, the moon going "ooga booga" and nomming on the Earth is kinda silly, but the idea of some enormous apocalyptic cosmic happenstance taking place that we can literally do nothing about except fucking die is terrifying. Replace "the moon eating the Earth" with "the Earth gets hit by a giant meteor" or "the sun explodes" or something and you should get the idea.
Anonymous No.214263521
>>214262302
>tongue touches India
>planet monster retreats to the ends of the universe
John Smith No.214263539
>>214260419
Here some kino

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZJsq5uxJBWs
Anonymous No.214263556
>>214262302
I should give this another read.
John Smith No.214263610
>>214259931 (OP)
Btw really original arg.

But I guess this is the expected range from a zoomies.
Anonymous No.214263692
>>214259931 (OP)
nothing just sit back and watch planet earth handle things
John Smith No.214263701
>>214262685
He can blow up a moon but he can't win in a power Tournament against a bug
Anonymous No.214263733
>>214259931 (OP)
Anonymous No.214263747
>>214259931 (OP)
moon man, moon man, can't you see?
Anonymous No.214264213
>>214260000
fpbp & checked
Anonymous No.214264380
>>214259931 (OP)
Summon my trillion lion army
Anonymous No.214264446
The earth is at least 10 kilometers in diameter, that is pretty big
I don't think I can do much
Anonymous No.214264537
>>214259931 (OP)
Get Patrick Wilson and Halle Berry to go in there and blow it up
Anonymous No.214264743
>>214260549
>Squares and rectangles
who is scared of shapes
Anonymous No.214265160
>>214263495
I am in tears, thank you anon.
Anonymous No.214265419
>>214259931 (OP)
hope all of the powerful nations launch a shit ton of nukes at it and pray the debris doesn't mess us up
Anonymous No.214265453
>>214260419
I once had a terrible dream about leaving planets that was burned into my mind. It's bizarre, but the vastness of space frightens a lot of people.
Anonymous No.214265592
>>214260419
>>214260496
>>214260516
I fear nothing but I have a recurring nightmare since I was a kid about the personification of the vastness of space.
It hits every couple of years, specially during what appears to be fever states, and physical weakness states.
Every time I'm in the dream and I notice it I go "Oh shit here we go"
Anonymous No.214266317
>>214259931 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen, which is what nobody else did.
Anonymous No.214267231
>>214260529
>>214263500
Cosmic horror isn't scary at all.