Thread 214259931

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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:44:37 AM No.214259931 >>214260005 >>214260015 >>214260040 >>214260054 >>214260212 >>214260419 >>214260463 >>214260513 >>214260534 >>214260555 >>214260667 >>214262206 >>214262525 >>214262613 >>214262632 >>214262673 >>214262674 >>214262819 >>214263061 >>214263334 >>214263405 >>214263610 >>214263692 >>214263733 >>214263747 >>214264380 >>214264537 >>214265419 >>214266317

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What would you even do in this situation?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:48:52 AM No.214260000 >>214262237 >>214264213

jerk off

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:49:32 AM No.214260005 >>214262222

>>214259931 (OP)
Buy an ad.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:50:25 AM No.214260015

>>214259931 (OP)
I would simply listen

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:50:34 AM No.214260018 >>214262591

Do a 360 and walk away.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:51:03 AM No.214260024

have faith that God would stop it

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:51:55 AM No.214260040

>>214259931 (OP)
nothing? i mean, i'd probably die when it took a bite outta the USA, but i don't find that idea particularly frightening at this scale. i'd be more afraid of it if it was the size of an exercise ball, or a small car.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:52:56 AM No.214260054 >>214263451 >>214263495

>>214259931 (OP)
Where are they eyes? Why is it just a mouth and nostrils basedjacking?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:04:06 AM No.214260212

>>214259931 (OP)
just eat the moon

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:18:51 AM No.214260419 >>214260496 >>214260529 >>214260549 >>214263482 >>214263500 >>214263539 >>214265453 >>214265592

>>214259931 (OP)
Is this really scary to some? I know fear is irrational but still. Doesn't this just seem ridiculous?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:23:07 AM No.214260463

>>214259931 (OP)
I would respond without being mad

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:25:30 AM No.214260496 >>214260516 >>214260526 >>214265592

>>214260419
Had a gf in high school who was terrified of the concept of how vast space is. People are afraid of weird things

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:26:45 AM No.214260513

>>214259931 (OP)
I would scream IT'S HECKIN LIMINAL SKIBIDY COSMIC HORROR BIG CHNUGUS!!!!

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:27:00 AM No.214260516 >>214262706 >>214265592

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>>214260496
I had this fear as a kid too. My brother would fuck with me and go "Hey you know how you're kinda weird about how big space is? Scientist just discovered its even bigger"
And I just shrieked.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:27:41 AM No.214260526 >>214263500

>>214260496
That's a real thing though. What adult should be afraid of the moon growing an anthropomorphic face and maliciously eating the earth?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:27:50 AM No.214260529 >>214260548 >>214267231

>>214260419
The fucking moon wakes up, makes a spooky face and then attacks the earth. How is that not scary?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:28:21 AM No.214260534

>>214259931 (OP)
Step aside and wait for the situation to cool down

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:29:19 AM No.214260548 >>214260569

>>214260529
It's too ridiculous I guess. I can buy vampires, ghosts, other supernatural things as scary but not this.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:29:22 AM No.214260549 >>214260568 >>214264743

>>214260419
>fear is irrational
Fear is not irrational. There are irrational fears (phobias) but not all fears are irrational. Squares and rectangles, anon.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:29:45 AM No.214260555

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>>214259931 (OP)
Find an ocarina

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:30:38 AM No.214260568

>>214260549
That's true, I was wrong about that part.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:30:41 AM No.214260569 >>214260584

>>214260548
Entire post here is a horror movie red flag. This fucker is gonna get killed by the moon.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:31:38 AM No.214260584

>>214260569
It's over

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:37:07 AM No.214260667

>>214259931 (OP)
not worry because as soon as it tastes india it'll spit us out

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:26:00 AM No.214262206

>>214259931 (OP)
Wake up because this is too stupid to be real

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:27:01 AM No.214262222

>>214260005
based capitalist

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:28:02 AM No.214262237

>>214260000
based quads of nihilism
ill jerk off with you

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:32:29 AM No.214262302 >>214263521 >>214263556

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Well if it's hellstar remina i guess we're already fucked

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:48:03 AM No.214262525 >>214262624

>>214259931 (OP)
Looks like the fucking Annoying Orange

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:51:11 AM No.214262569

we'll be fine
bro will taste india and spit us out

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:52:44 AM No.214262591

>>214260018
>360
illiterate monkey

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:54:36 AM No.214262613

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>>214259931 (OP)
>What would you even do in this situation?
Skibidi rizz

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:55:10 AM No.214262624

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>>214262525

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:55:57 AM No.214262632

>>214259931 (OP)
rape

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:59:17 AM No.214262673

>>214259931 (OP)
Pid an shid myself before getting drunk.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:59:25 AM No.214262674

>>214259931 (OP)
What would YOU do?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:00:50 PM No.214262685 >>214263701

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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:02:39 PM No.214262706

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>>214260516
Kek, your brother is a funny dude.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:07:46 PM No.214262784 >>214262799

This is horror for kids. It's inherently stupid and plays on ignorance. This requires too much suspension of disbelief as an adult to be scary.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:08:51 PM No.214262799

>>214262784
The moon is gonna eat your ass.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:10:28 PM No.214262819 >>214263454

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>>214259931 (OP)
Make an announcement

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:29:05 PM No.214263061

>>214259931 (OP)
Remove pants and charge it with a bayonet!

John Smith 9/4/2025, 12:50:41 PM No.214263334

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>>214259931 (OP)
Always this stupid question.
guess I die.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:55:24 PM No.214263405

>>214259931 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything. I would just fart a lot and that's what no one did.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:55:50 PM No.214263412

I would project a giant image into the sky of a moon basedjak crying next to an earth gigachad smiling

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:58:19 PM No.214263451 >>214263495

>>214260054
>nostrils
...I can't unsee that now. Those are the eyes though, anon.

John Smith 9/4/2025, 12:58:21 PM No.214263454

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>>214262819
>I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:00:25 PM No.214263482

>>214260419
Sure, the moon going "ooga booga" and nomming on the Earth is kinda silly, but the idea of some enormous apocalyptic cosmic happenstance taking place that we can literally do nothing about except fucking die is terrifying. Replace "the moon eating the Earth" with "the Earth gets hit by a giant meteor" or "the sun explodes" or something and you should get the idea.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:01:47 PM No.214263495 >>214265160

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>>214260054
>>214263451

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:02:06 PM No.214263500 >>214267231

>>214260419
>>214260526
Sure, the moon going "ooga booga" and nomming on the Earth is kinda silly, but the idea of some enormous apocalyptic cosmic happenstance taking place that we can literally do nothing about except fucking die is terrifying. Replace "the moon eating the Earth" with "the Earth gets hit by a giant meteor" or "the sun explodes" or something and you should get the idea.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:03:37 PM No.214263521

>>214262302
>tongue touches India
>planet monster retreats to the ends of the universe

John Smith 9/4/2025, 1:04:44 PM No.214263539

>>214260419
Here some kino

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZJsq5uxJBWs

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:06:03 PM No.214263556

>>214262302
I should give this another read.

John Smith 9/4/2025, 1:10:34 PM No.214263610

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>>214259931 (OP)
Btw really original arg.

But I guess this is the expected range from a zoomies.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:16:40 PM No.214263692

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>>214259931 (OP)
nothing just sit back and watch planet earth handle things

John Smith 9/4/2025, 1:17:35 PM No.214263701

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>>214262685
He can blow up a moon but he can't win in a power Tournament against a bug

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:21:04 PM No.214263733

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>>214259931 (OP)

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:22:38 PM No.214263747

>>214259931 (OP)
moon man, moon man, can't you see?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:00:11 PM No.214264213

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>>214260000
fpbp & checked

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:11:13 PM No.214264380

>>214259931 (OP)
Summon my trillion lion army

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:14:41 PM No.214264446

The earth is at least 10 kilometers in diameter, that is pretty big
I don't think I can do much

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:20:47 PM No.214264537

>>214259931 (OP)
Get Patrick Wilson and Halle Berry to go in there and blow it up

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:33:40 PM No.214264743

>>214260549
>Squares and rectangles
who is scared of shapes

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:05:31 PM No.214265160

>>214263495
I am in tears, thank you anon.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:19:36 PM No.214265419

>>214259931 (OP)
hope all of the powerful nations launch a shit ton of nukes at it and pray the debris doesn't mess us up

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:21:41 PM No.214265453

>>214260419
I once had a terrible dream about leaving planets that was burned into my mind. It's bizarre, but the vastness of space frightens a lot of people.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:29:03 PM No.214265592

>>214260419
>>214260496
>>214260516
I fear nothing but I have a recurring nightmare since I was a kid about the personification of the vastness of space.
It hits every couple of years, specially during what appears to be fever states, and physical weakness states.
Every time I'm in the dream and I notice it I go "Oh shit here we go"

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:08:33 PM No.214266317

>>214259931 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen, which is what nobody else did.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:55:26 PM No.214267231

>>214260529
>>214263500
Cosmic horror isn't scary at all.