Thread 214260014

HOH: Keanu
Noms: Ashley, Mickey, Vince
Veto: Morgan

Previously on /bb/: >>214255825

First for Gothic Lauren

>>214260042
>I don’t care

really hating rachel and ashley

kek Mickey started signing the goodnight song from The Lawrence Welk Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol9_0schMHs

>>214260042
would goth Lauren and skater Lauren be friends?

>>214260067
incredible yo

>>214260080
they share ciggies in the parking lot

laurens first food is the days old muffins

I'm going to bed, let me know

>>214260067
neuron activated

Vinny with the fent lean

Pops is watching the children from his balcony

ava ate pineapple 3 min before 12

Alright team, I made some mak and cheese to celebrate with vincenzo and lauren

>>214260162
penalty nom

>>214260162
>her vote doesn't count now and it only takes 3 to tie

>>214260178
kek imagine
no vote for you!

>>214260178
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>214260162
based and jacksonpilled

lauren still has pizza to go

quickly went from neutral about rachel to hating her guts

enjoy your food lauren (:

Vince was showing off his preferred sexual positions earlier

will from the balcony the entire time

Lauren knows the best bite of the pizza

Will WONT be listening to Rachel's boring stories. He silently went back into hoh when Rachel started telling a story about her kid's mouse. He probably finna listen to some Linkin Park now.

you can tell lauren is moving her leg

>>214260355
papa won’t WILL be rocking out to hybrid theory

>>214260371
Her whole body is shaking. Why do people shake their legs while sitting?

kek ava ate 3 bites of 3 different foods in a row

I've never heard of sugar mac & cheese

pizza time with lauren

I shake my leg like lauren

>>214260392
shes scared

>>214260392
>>214260429
I get the shaky legs but only after I've had like a full Monster or something

>>214260412
some southern bullshit apparently, as usual

I have TRIED AND TRIED AND TRIED to like these people!!! They have made it impossible!
Keanu all the way!!! I’m so over the strategy of the game taking a back seat to the mean girls of the game!
Also, he doesn’t “talk to women” ANY type of way, he gives back the energy he gets, and rightfully so! Lordy I wish I was there with him! lol

Ashley was trying to get Mickey to admit she told Morgan that she would vote for Vince to stay. Mickey didn't bite.

>>214260162
who has botnet farms that can spam cbs about this for tomorrow

vince still chowing down

>>214260708
he had to eat some of morgans apple crisp

>>214260727
awwww

Mickey admitted she sharted when she was on slop

>>214260708
hope he doesn't eat so much that he feels like shit tomorrow

>>214260572
Is this a Facebook post?

Mickey made herself a fiber drink to help her poop.
>Did you even measure that?
>No

>>214260765
vince has an iron stomach. he stress ate 3 entire bags of chips & half a box of cookies the night before the rylie/morgan/ropes vote, then won the wall afterwords

>>214260768
Yea and it had 600 likes
Casuals hate the cookout every page is filled with comments like that

based casuals

>>214260798
>stirs with her finger
gross
hope she gets the runs and slips on her own shit during the block buster competition

>>214260798
going to be running to the bathroom in the middle of the night

>>214260866
Mmhmm, she drank that and then right away said she had to poop. The fiber hasn't even taken effect yet.

Ashley says she got a stomach ache and threw up from Lauren's sugar mac & cheese.

>>214260922
id like to try it but i can see it not being that great and not wanting to sacrifice a box of good mac and cheese for it.

>>214260866
I remember the Dark Crystal general during the run of Age of Resistance. You legitimately can't get that sort of thing started anymore because this place is full of fucking /pol/fags.

>>214260945
supposedly the sugar is supposed to balance and enhance the sharp cheddar in home made mac & cheese
not sure about the boxed stuff

>>214260965
qrd on what that has to do with night time shits?

sugar mac and cheese sounds as gross as those hamburgers that use donuts instead of buns

>>214260995
>shoutout to kelsey this is my new girl now
>don't need your fat ass anymore

At first I hated Morgan and now all I want to do is worship her smelly feet.

>>214261002
I can’t believe he actually said that

>>214260965
>>214260990
kek'd

goth lauren put sugar in the mac n cheese to give people stomachaches because she's dark and twisted

>>214260972
love me some sharp cheddar but sugar with it sounds disgusting

>>214260994
thats a very sun kissed tlp right there

>>214261028
>making ashley and ropes sick the night before blockbuster
she's truly taking after her master tonight

mick is such a vibe killer

>>214261028
you know that scene in The Whale where he puts obscene amounts of ranch dressing and jelly onto pizza during one of his binge eating sessions?
that's the same energy I have towards sugar mac & cheese

>>214261067
vince is tell mickey that laurens 50/50 is like saying no but lauren saying she is leaning towards is a yes

now i want some fresh pineapple

it has a like .1% chance of actually happening but if ropes won blockbuster and saved vince the hag melty would be one for the records books

did vince eat lauren's sugar mac & cheese? if so vince is gonna be braapin mud bubbles

>>214261227
ropes fatigue

Will is still up, he saw Ava and Ashley in the kitchen and motioned them to meet with him in hoh

will WONT be saving that bitch ropes

>>214261360
that ain’t his problem!

Before getting summoned up to hoh, it sounded like Ava was talking about a DR session making her question how she's being portrayed.

>>214261422
>morgan watching
lol she's going to schizo about that so hard tonight

kek morgan and ashley telling lauren to say to mickey that she is 50/50
but earlier, vince told mickey that when lauren says 50/50 she means no

papa won’t WON’T let these ants live

Ava is done talking game after this week. She told Will she only talked game this week because Keanu was hoh and she needed to secure her spot in jury.

are you bitches conspiring against me

punt this useless cunt ava into the sun
imagine unironically declaring you're done talking game once jury starts

>>214261527
uncute :(

Vince not feeling well?

I should have made so many more big mak caps last season

ava telling papa wont that vinny is a problem
said he told her that he is putting up kelley and keanu
papa won't just nodding along
thats actually pretty solid, reinforces to the judges that vince is still with them

Papa WONT be caring about Ava "stewing" over Vince lying to her

papa won’t finna take his ass to bed

>>214261570
he probably laughed inside as she's kvetching about this info like it's bad for vinny. when it's music to will's ears

wtf is will hoh?

>>214261620
pretty much yeah. he just doesnt do the noms.

>>214261620
keanu gave him the room to sleep in
said he didn't want to get used to the comfort before getting punted back downstairs tomorrow

lauren

>>214261635
bases

>>214261670
is

>>214261680
boren

>>214261680
a

mickey just walked past wine room where lauren ashley and morgan were all talking about her

>you’re so bloated
lol ashley

Ava is telling Lauren it's no big deal to lie to Mickey about having Lauren's vote when she doesn't.

ava telling lauren its not a big deal to tell someone they have your vote and you vote them out
>thats like the oldest lie

mickeys spidey senses gotta be tingling

Mickey knows something is up

>>214261765
never underestimate the delusion of mickey amin

tricky mickey is mad

Why won't Evan shave his legs? Is it one of those "kosher" deals where he needs a shabbos goyim to help?

>>214261798
yeah but they can shave their legs through a hole in a sheet

>>214261798
she's just lazy as shit

>mickey: it looked like lauren was telling ava something
>and i figured it was something you(morgan/ashley) told her
>morgan: we were talking about block buster
mickey is on the case

ropes mad suspicious

>>214261850
Ava constantly mimics stereotypical jew tropes. I'm surprised nothing is being done about this blatant antisemitism.

>>214261836
Ashley is DUMB.

Ropes 2am buggin the fuck out

Ashley asking Mickey about an hour ago if she wants to win the blockbuster set Mickey spiraling.

>>214261836
Darn imagine that was filled with boiling hot tea and it got her bitchy ass sent home on medical leave, damn what a fucking shame that would have been :^)

>Ashley asked Mickey if she doesn’t wanna win Blockbuster
lol wtf

>>214261903
>>214261910
shes still in there

>>214261850
She looks like she enjoys anal sex. Freaky ass jews.

>>214261910
wonder if this is her subtly trying to save ropes by stopping this whole throwing effort
the girl is a hopeless ropes simp

good goyim!

>>214261971
Ropes hair on the ep tonight was utterly fucking vile... Reminded me of those Guinness record jeets with the 6 foot long grimy curly wurly ass looking fingernails... Made my skin crawl. I hope this nasty fuck goes home and gets the fuck off my television ASAP and I don't mean the reggin rap "artists"

cheatmance flirting

>>214261998
She needs to rape him with a strap on already

VINCE JACKING OFF ALERT

MAN'S IS 5 KNUCKLES DEEP IN HIS OWN BUSSY RN

>>214262018
He needs to get that stress out before the blockbuster

>gonna start the lower half now
KELSEY TURN THE FEEDS OFF

>gets called to DR
>comes back a minute later
>vince: that was quick
>morgan: yeah, that just asked me if i liked you or not

How would you guys stealthily jack off in the BB house if you got accepted? What about farting, especially around other people? Shitting? I'm a celiac and shit diarrhoea 3 times a day at least, I spend like 2 hours or more on the toilet per day. I wonder how this would affect my game desu. Also I am a shy pisser and farter, hell, I held my farts in around my own friends group(yes, girls were there) for so long that I am pretty sure I somehow screwed my bowels up worse and now I only ever fart while shitting, seriously. I might fart like once or twice while not on the toilet in an entire week, some weeks not at all. None of this is fake btw.

>>214261990
>jeets with the 6 foot long grimy curly wurly ass looking fingernails
ewwwwwww you're dead on

>>214262061 again I forgot to add also how do you know when it's safe to fart around a girl and not make it weird? Not that it really matters since she won't hear me unless I am having diarrhoea 99 times out of 100. Which actually makes it worse because then all of the pressure to fart first is on them...

>>214262060
cute!

>>214262071
ya shit literally made my skin crawl. fucking weird ass bitch, imagine putting effort into looking like some matted hair homeless freak weirdo reject from a david lynch nightmare

>>214262000
>is this a zucchini or a cucumber?

>morgan: i hate how you straighten your hair after you shower
>when you had curly hair, that shit was fire

>>214262149
idk it's giving destiny to me

>>214262149
I agree with morgo here his curly hair is nicer

>>214262149
aw they're gonna have cute little curly haired kids

Mickey is throwing the blockbuster

not morgan waking them up in have not lmao

>>214262191
what did she want i wasn't listening

morgan just woke up lauren in have not room to tell her that if mickey ask her tomorrow what they were discussing, they were discussing blockbuster
>morgan leaves have not room
>ava: what was that about?

>>214262205
lmao based morgo

>>214262205
thanks. i love her. she never stops.

>>214262205
god bless our new schizzy

rodent was looking grumpy that there's a game being played in the big brother house

>>214262246
she outright told will she wants to stop gaming after tomorrow, she's ridiculous
that said she's kinda justified being mad to be woken up by morgan just for that kek

>>214262246
It's a real wonder some of these fucking losers made it this far. Imagine what this game could have been.

>i dont trust her
>im not even sure her name is mickey

>>214262309
tricky mickey

>>214262515
>i hate her
>im over it
>go home mickey

kek morgan put her hand on vinces knee. he then adjusted his arm but she thought he wanted to hold hands so she went to reach, before realizing he wasn't and pulling it back to adjust her glasses

FUCK THE JUDGES! FUCK OFF MORGAN

>>214262645
homie gots to know something is up if DR is asking him about morgan and him saying no romance going on

>>214262645
ew WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>214262660
More like The Fudges bc they are going to finna FUDGE the game Amy Wright???? fr doe Ava and Will are fuckin shmuck nobodies

>hugging while looking in the mirror
guess they noticed their looksmaxxing

>>214262721
DAMN YOU PLUTO ADS!!!

i missed the hug
on what is possibly their last night

yjk she wanted to give his peter a lil down low blow for good luck

Goodnight /bb/

>>214262740
Bruh ublock origin are u retarted

>>214262745
Can you imagine? This retard spent ten years applying over and over to not only destroy his game but his irl too.

>>214262768
night bro!

Is it normal to brush for this long? I noticed he brushes for a long time?

>>214262768
night babe
see you for blockbuster

>>214262745
only caught it from this cam

>>214262833
appreciate it friend, thanks

what the fuck was vince just doing there?

>vince is going home tomorrow when the red mask guy announces his decree there is no Blockbuster this week
It's over 'cenzo crybaby sisters....

that looked suspiciously like vince kissing morgan but my audio was off so maybe he just said something to her? but still

>>214262899
Giving Morg's dirty sweaty post-competition worn thong one last good sniff before he's gone

Fuck I bet her sweaty ass and pussy mix smells pretty good now that I imagine the smell...

omg these 2 are so friggin kawaii together <3

>DR turning the lights on in the bunkbeds since vince and morgan started talking again
kek, grod said go to fucking sleep vince you need to win tomorrow

who turned the lights on??? dirty bb

if the lights suddenly came on during my night vision whisper sesh i would poop my pants stg

>>214262939
>>214262941
awwwww FUCK we just got cucked hard Vince x Morgan bros.... their last night together....

>>214262963
they were being silly too
i don't want to lose my vorgo

PLEASE JUST LET THEM SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AND VINCE GET A CHEEKY SLIP IN TO HER SOPPING WET PUSSY

idk how normies do it. I'd never be able to sleep in a situation like that with cameras and morgan's tight wet pussy and competitions the next day and $750,000 etc

>>214260014 (OP)
Anyone have a gofile for the latest episode? Please?

>>214262990
FlowCal. Morgan laughed but held it together then Vince had a good old cathartic crack up that sent her laughing too. They're 2cute. Actually that should be their alliance name

>>214262936
https://streamable.com/j5sxsd

praying to all the entertainment deities up there that grod rigs that blockbuster for vince or ashley
ROPES
GOTTA
GO

>>214263056
Morgan acting like a restless animu girl kicking her legs in bed is cute.

>>214263056
bless you streamableanon
that whole early sequence jesus they're hopping back and forth across the line like school kids. being so intimately in her face saying love you like that somehow feels more cheatworthy than them outright kissing

What will Morgan even do without Vince? He keeps her connected to Keanu, Lauren, probably Kelley somewhat, like who does she have once he's gone

>>214263098
she'll probably continue to ride the middle until either side takes a shot at her and then she'll go with the opposite side

>>214263093
I wonder how his gf felt tonight now that even the show is bringing it up

>>214263056
thank you! you're the best

>>214263098
personally, i think she'll stick with keanu and them

>>214263140
she's getting cucked pretty badly, unless vince comes home with the dough it's owari da me thinks

>>214263098
shes trying to get herself in with kelly and lauren

vince and zach are both such sluts i wish they’d admit that its part of the gameplay.. they’re both whores

Good morning ladies

>>214263512
morning cliff

>>214263512
morning hogg

Just win yo.

>>214263512
Nice hat, homo.

I wouldnt mind if the mastermind came and sent all 3 of them home

>>214260995
>Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe

>>214261002
superior gamer girl wins
morgan competed with the best gamers in the world!

EVIL DIES TONIGHT!

>>214265118
based bb4 poster

>>214262922
he needs to wear it for good luck

>>214263512
morning mr hogg

Is there a BB sneak preview?

I loved Ashley’s speech. IDGAF if she practiced. She delivered it with ease. That’s why she’s a lawyer!

>>214263512
Morning Hogg!

tonights the night

>>214266797
It's coming home. All smooth sailing from here

>>214260014 (OP)
I though it was a bethesda game

>>214265986
>black queen leaving prejury in current year
HELL NAH

>>214263512
Ohayouuu Hogg Senpaii
Vince 4 Blockbuster

How safe is vasectomy anon?

im celebrating ropes last 8 hours in the house

>>214262149
wtf

>>214262149
>>214269123

letting them sleep till 10am on an eviction day is questionable

I'm assuming nobody has changed their minds. Does Mickey still leave against Vince?

>>214269521
ropes is gone hundo p if she doesnt win but its possible the masked guy will say there is no blockbuster this week and they vote on all 3 in which case vinny is finito

its curtains for ropehead

>>214269521
It's going to be Mickey vs Ashley, and Ava will seal Ashley's fate

JUST. WIN.

>>214269596
tard

RHAP person made a tiktok ranting about keanu and all the comments are calling him a retard and praising keanu

>>214266917
were sailing into final 3 weaselbros

lauren horizontal

jfc ava give it up she isnt going to vote vince out

>>214269761
Can't wait for the seethe from them when Keanu wins AFP
They were pretty angry when Cam won

>>214269761
for me?
it has been lifting whilst listening to the tarzan movie OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqtf8IKo-cs&list=PLC814C057FCD35592&index=3

>>214269761
>Bloomberg

surprised they havent yelled at lauren to put her mic on

laurens doing her thursday routine

>>214270208
they can just overdub her standard words

Best case scenario is Vince wins blockbuster and Mickey goes home followed by a Kelley HOH

>>214262149
>>214269123
THEY KNOW EACH OTHER

kelley won hoh in a dream lauren had last night

>>214270366
Morgan HoH would be the best

>>214270403
Kelster confirmed for HOH

Only a couple of hours until a PoC (Vinny) leaves the house

aaaa julie has been too quiet this morning

how can lauren wake up looking that perfect. she hasnt even washed her face

Streets are saying Kelsey unfollowed Vince and there's a clip going around of what might be a Vorgo kiss.

athletic mic packs

>>214270688
clock that tea

>>214270698
oh nm its just grooming tools

>>214270716
I will sis

>>214270674
she just mogs the whole planet

>>214270674
the Italians have a term for it, loosely translated as "soap and water beautiful". Don't need a drop of makeup, can come right out of the shower positively glowing

who here preparing themselves to e dissaaas as dod d
dissapointed?

im getting scared theres no blockbuster tonight. still nothing from julie

>>214271174
>theres no blockbuster and instead its a BBCAN style double eviction where they vote for who stays
Rip Vince

I wonder how much weight Rachel has lost

>>214271235
what if they vote 2 people out to start jury. all this talk of 2 doubles or a triple will be over

>>214270688
https://x.com/kpk12357/status/1963620321073729743?s=46

>>214271270
>Vote out Ash/Mick/Vince to not make jury
>let's assume Mickey goes
>Now vote out Ash/Vince to be first member of jury
now that's a mastermind twist, even though it'd kinda be bullshit for vince

Streets are saying Kelsey is fucking this guy while Vince is away.

streets are saying lauren is a real life angel sent down from heaven

>>214269761
It's so funny too
Keanu is one of the most loyal and nicest people in that house and they're trying to paint him like he's some kind of evil dude
This meme about him being a misogynist felt like it came out of nowhere and the misandry in fanbase needs to be called out. Glad whoever the fuck this dude is he is getting pushback for lying

>>214271524
He insists that everyone in the comments are casuals and Keanu is some sexist monster in the feeds

remember when keanu held a house meeting just to tell all the women they need to cook and clean more and that they also owe him sex

>>214271235
Wouldn't Vince stay over Mickey? She's the house target

>>214271524
>>214271575
there's nothing more woke basedboys love to do than demonize other men to prop themselves up in the eyes of feminists
>a decent man like me would NEVER say those horrid things to a woman, I'd sit there and patiently let Ashley tear me apart because I believe women are more than just fucktoys for me to use

>>214271788
They'd be voting out 2, so Ashley prob stays

People are predicting a split house twist

SPLIT HOUSE

>>214271984
>>214271987
>outside for a week during a heat wave
oh please grod

>>214271984
because of this >>214271987

??

>>214271984
>>214271987
IN MASTERMIND WE TRUST

>>214271984
>>214271987
At final 9?

rachel and ashley are planning to "blowup" the judges alliance for some reason if mickey wins the blockbuster

>>214271987
come back to me

>youre supposed to stand there and not saying anything after you renom some chick who is reciting a clearly rehearsed speech that’s going on far too long and lying on your name or you hate/talk down to women
yeah okay mike “Bloomberg” kek

>>214272105
might be a bit OP but what if there's one HOH who can move freely from inside/outside
4 HGs inside to nominate, 4 HGs outside to nominate
it would be such a powerful HOH that you'd need a comp like pressure cooker to justify it tho

the split house on 24 was not chaotic, it was one of the most boring week of feeds ever

lauren will win hoh for jankie week 2

>ashley and rachel want to blow up the judges to mickey if she wins the blockbuster
what a stupid idea. I love it

>>214272261
lauren and jankie are going to run this bitch

>>214272235
Only the inside. The outside actually had some interesting gameplay

>>214272122
that seems kinda stupid. if anything vince should say some shit about it in his speech
>there is a five person alliance in this house
>rachel ashley will morgan and myself are in it
>its called the judges.
>if you keep me over ashley, i will owe you my life in the game and help you target that remaining block
>if you keep ashley in the game, you leave a 4 person voting block in the house

>>214269761
>RHAPists hate Keanu because not letting himself get walked on by hags make him a misogynist.
Do they not know who they work for?https://youtu.be/EGeYQyBsaT4?si=ulvxMoNer7dqcr6G

>>214272433
Vince will just cry and beg to make jury. He ain't a gamer

>>214272410
im sure vince can weasel his way back into that relationship. he even said on the episode it wasnt romantical

>HGs called to the living room
>a red button in the center of room
>mastermind appears on the screen

>first person to hit the red button gets $50k but you have to immediately exit the BB house
>the button remains for 24 hours or until someone pushes it


does anyone take it and if so who?

>>214272694
I could see ava or won’t pressing it

>>214272694
>>214272727
yeah, ava and will would dash for that mother fucker

>>214272222
Could be interesting assuming we're heading into a double/triple

>>214272410
my two favorite things are fucking around and finding out

>>214272820
speaking of fucking around and finding out
does rachel go this week if keanu put her up instead of ashley? assuming she doesnt win block buster

NEW

>>214272846
>>214272846
>>214272846
>>214272846
>>214272846

fuck awound