Thread 214262278

How did it get so successfull?

>>214262278 (OP)
Cos The Conjuring films were good, the first Annabelle sucked but people kept the faith, and both the sequels turned out alright.

>>214262400
Respectfully disagree. The last Conjuring was hot garbage and the Warren actors never actually filmed scenes together (COVID), they did it all with green screen and editing. It was very jarring.

>>214262278 (OP)
>I-is that a…le children’s toy that became…le evil?!?
>AAAAA I’M GOING INSANE AAAAAA

wtf?

>>214262841
Not to be a boomer, but you kids still worship dolls. They just come in different packages now.

For example, Raggedy Ann became Cabbage Patch Kids and are now Labubus. Don't act like your better, bitch!

so are her tits fake or not

>>214263012
Of course Annabelle's tits are fake. She's a doll!

Not even M3GAN 2.0 had real tits.

>>214262278 (OP)
Cute girl I'd protect her from the bad spirits in my bed. It's the safest place to fight bad spirits

>>214263078
Or make new ones.

>>214263091
Are you talking about killing kids so their spirits are attached to you forever? That's a dangerous game, my friend.

Fun Fact: what most believers call "demons" are actually ghosts of dead children. They are angry, mean, and loud as Hell.

>>214263001
I’m 31.

>>214262841
You stumbled upon a literary trope. Why does this make you seethe?

>>214263258
>boomerchad
I bet you got so much pussy in High School. But I got a news flash for you, Walter Cronkite... that's RAPE.

Banging underaged girls makes you a pedophile too. A raping pedo. Hope Prom was worth it, boomer.

>>214263317
Annabelle's spirit should possess a high school girl and hijinks/death ensues. Shoot it on Blair Witch Cam or whatever you call it. And add lots of female nudity.

There ya go Hollywood! /tv/ just gave you a 12 million dollar budget turned into 360 million worldwide. Say thank you.

>>214262278 (OP)
I told you the last time. I don't know, probably luck
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213757592/#q213757717

>>214262699
There were only two Conjuring movies at the time. He's not talking about the newest one.

>>214263588
The first one was mid, but I liked the next two, and they had cute girls.

>>214263870
WTF are you talking about. Don't translate a post to me like I'm a retard. Because I'll turn your ass into a ghost, 1 in the head, 2 to the chest, and dance on your grave.

>>214263926
Meds

mccunny

>>214262278 (OP)
Sad what happened to her. I blame the Lind cunts

>>214263990
Won't bring you back to life, bro. Go towards the light.

cute