Thread 214262794

what happens if you don't open your mouth? like nigga just close your gob and walk away

It starts crushing your windpipe until you gasp in pain or for air. Also, if you try to hold your breath forever, you will faint and it will open your mouth anyway.

>>214262838
I can break its cuffs

why is it vagina shaped

>>214262875
because the dutch designer was a coomer

>>214262875
so you'd open your mouth and lick it

It pinches your nose until you have to gasp for air

>>214262794 (OP)
It goes for your ass instead.

>>214262838
What happens if you have no mouth, must you scream anyway?

>>214262925
>tfw no alien parasite bf to fill you up with his eggs

>>214262945
it spits acid to make one

>>214262945
A reasonable question. I'm now considering how a facehugger could use an ID4 alien (or a protoss) as a host. Probably couldn't, so the facehuggers would need to have some adaptability depending on target species as well.

>>214262978
see >>214262925, facehuggers moon light as butthuggers

>>214262794 (OP)
It's quite easy to not get caught honestly, just grab i when it comes for you and throw it away, think of it like an angry goose.

>>214262886
because the designer was dutch
FTFY

>>214262794 (OP)
This shit has really stood the test of time. Great idea. I wish there were more NEW ideas instead of wringing out as much acid as possible from old ones, but I'm enjoying the show. I haven't really disliked an Alien movie since the 90s. The Shane Black Predator movie was okay too, but I'm not too keen on the mashup idea.

The most annoying part is
>hehe you can't take it away from your face because its grip is too strong
No it isn't. That thing is small. Any human is strong enough to remove it.

>>214262886
>>214263464
he was swiss.

The tail chokes you so you open your mouth

That's why it's always wrapped on the neck

What would happen if facehugger attached to the end of your dick and implanted whatever inside? would that lead to a different xenomorph?

>>214263717
That is how you make a weinomorph.

>>214263536
same shit

>>214262925
Do you think it would feel good? Haha

>>214262945
>>214262978
This illustrates how shitty that bioweapon was designed. What if a creature doesn't have orifices at all? What of it does, but it's somewhat protected? Or cavity is not deep enough? What if it's incredibly hot inside? Or the creature is gigantic?
Xenomorph lifecycle is incredibly convoluted and overly complex. They won't be a threat on a cosmic scale.

>>214264534
Given it smashed through a helmet, I’m given to assume that it’s capable of brute forcing its way past natural defences

>>214262794 (OP)
Not sure if the movies did this but in the comics the ovipositor could break through teeth so closing your mouth didn’t work.

>>214264534
No shit
>one facehugger makes one alien which immediately starts killing all other potential hosts
If it laid like twenty eggs in you, and a quarter of those came out as more huggers rather than aliens, sure maybe
Parasites that kill hosts without reproducing don't make it

Wouldn't it be funny if you had your own pet facehuggers that you could throw at people to instantly gag and blindfold them ha ha

>>214262794 (OP)
Yeah try telling that to a female rape victim and find out what happens

>>214262838
How does it know to crush the windpipe? They don't have a shared evolutionary history with humans as hosts so we can't explain it with natural selection. This implies they are capable of abstract thought, at least at a level that makes it possible to understand human respiration and the gasping reflex.

>>214262925
Why don't they just go for your ass to begin with? Seems like an easier target.

>>214264534
>What if a creature doesn't have orifices at all?
There isn't a single organism, multicellular or otherwise, that doesn't have orifices. Shit needs to go in and shit needs to go out, holes are necessary for life. Fucking read a book jesus christ.

>>214265081
>There isn't a single organism, multicellular or otherwise, that doesn't have orifices
Tapeworm
Sit down

>>214262794 (OP)
why does it has a clit

>>214262838
these bastards are too good

>>214265076
SEXO

>>214265188
Why do you?

>>214265081
This post is quintessential pseud.

>>214265152
how does it eat

>>214263790
not really

>>214262925
Then I'd call it a faggot
Checkmate

>>214263536
shut the fuck up froggat

>>214265263
Well the person digests the food for them and they kind of just absorb the nutrients through their skin while getting rid of waste the same way.

Their entire skin is the "orifice"

>>214262925
damnit

>>214265081
Plants?

>>214265263
You eat for it and it just absorbs.

>>214265263
It lives in your colon and is basically an inside out stomach,absorbing your nutrients.

>>214265046
>Look how smart I am. I'm literally retarded.

>>214262945
In space no one can hear you scream so it's a moot point.

>>214265076
NOW WALK IT OUT

>>214265046
Retard.

>>214262859
It’s blood is acid

>>214262838
mouthbreeder detected

>>214265081
Sponges don't have any orifices.

Wait, did any acid come out when Kirsh cut the hugger open to take out the tadpole?

Pseuds, calm your tits. It's a franchise about a killer alien designed by a sex pervert. No one is impressed you can point out unrealistic things about it.

>>214265345
>>214265367
>>214265371
that's gross. nasty little freeloader

>>214265361
i got worried when it got removed from itch.io but they reinstated the game

>>214265574
wait, this is from a game?

>>214265514
Cope

>>214265602
yeah max the elf, i don't know if that art is specifically in the game though but that's the character

>>214262925
Calm down KGOvipositors

>>214262859
you can't break those cuffs

>>214265782
>[muffled yelling]

>>214262875
Where do you think babies come from?

>>214265846
The engineer stork brings them

>>214265846
your mother

>>214265152
Tapeworms have genital orifices, even if we discount pores. You sit down.

>>214265363
Stomata, among others.

>>214265255
ok retard

>>214265456
Osculum.

>>214266107
there's no stomata these days

>>214262794 (OP)
*screams internally*

>>214262859
https://youtu.be/RieQPstjbV8

>>214262794 (OP)
I'd direct it towards my dick. Look at that thing. It's asking for it.

>>214266495
Do NOT rape the Rape Spider.

It stomps on your foot and makes your mouth open like a garbage can just like a cartoon character

>that double deck art where he makes the weird flap things saggy, veiny tits
>it milks penis instead of putting eggs in you
peak

>>214262794 (OP)
why does it has nails?

>>214262794 (OP)
Show me how you suck a guy's cock.

>>214263789
I LOL'd but I'm not proud of it

>>214265846
They need to do way instain mother, who kill their babbies because these babbies cannot frigth back?!

>>214266735
yeah first time I noticed them lol

>>214262945
Butthole, there is even a doujinshi about it

>>214268045
There's a what about it now?

The proboscis probably just breaks your teeth and forces itself down your gullet.

>>214262794 (OP)
>>214262838
Why don't you just punch the thing as it jumps at you? It's literally in the air it can't dodge shit

>>214265046
Tigers know to go for the throat despite the fact that they don't hunt humans, generally. They'll still be able to recognize your fucking neck, and realize that it's our weak point.
This shit does not require a lot of brainpower, especially if it's core to their strategy.
You think you're being smart, but you're taking a lot of shit for granted based solely on jumping to idiot conclusions.
You're being a complete donkey who is catastrophically fucking wrong, but totally self-assured that you're right because you jumped to a retarded conclusion based on an erroneous understanding of evolutionary psychology applied to an alien worm.
People like you die and get weeded out of the gene pool.

>>214265046
>They don't have a shared evolutionary history with humans
>literally created to kill humans

>>214268187
They do this in Romulus.

>>214268252
>romulus
Not canon.

>>214268187
Predators do this.

>>214268272
Sir Ridley Scott himself likes it and approved on it, it is canon whether we like it or not.

>>214268300
No, it isn't. See how easy that was? It's not as though Scott created Alien.

>>214265314
no

>>214268334
This is a bit sad, but I understand what you're going through, I guess this is the denial step.

I'm on episode 4 right now and this show is like a really fucking cheesy anime. It just keeps getting worse and worse. I like the eyeball alien though. Should have been all about him and his corpse animating adventures.

>>214262925
>>214263067
lmao

>>214268367
My eyes are kinda tired. Maybe you can help me out. Where does it say Ridley Scott?

Why doesn't anyone just put their arms up at the sides of their head and neck? It completely nullifies any sort of danger of being strangled.
If everyone just applied even a tiny bit of logic there would be no Alien franchise.
I drew myself stopping an alien just so you have a better visual.

>>214262925
Makes a lot of sense. Why does it burst out the chest anyway? It would shoot the tentacle and xenosperm into your belly and and it's easier to escape out the stomach than the chest plate..

Or it can just come out your bum like Dreamcatcher.

>>214268444
These dudes are dead, but you're right, Ridley doesn't have anything to do with it, it's Disney's decision in the end, and then making Romulus mean it's canon.

>>214268534
>the corporation decides what's canon
Why not the comics, novels and video games too then?

>>214268444
checked and dont engage with that fag he does this shit EVERY THREAD. its the baskins robins poster ofthe simpsons/family guy threads

>>214262978
>He never killed Fenix with Spawn Broodlings.

>>214265046
>This implies they are capable of abstract thought
You're stupid, stop typing.

>>214268565
>>the corporation decides what's canon
Indeed.
>Why not the comics, novels and video games too then?
What about them? We're on /tv/, but as long as Disney (or whoever currently owns the franchise' rights) is making/funding/producing it will be canon, for better or for worse.
>>214268587
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>214262794 (OP)
>>214262925
>>214262951
>>214263717
>>214265822
god i wish that was me

>>214264754
>How was I supposed to close my mouth six months later when everybody found out and called me a slut?

>>214265509
The facehugger just sort of forgot its blood was acidic.

>>214263536
The Eternal Swissi...

>>214262794 (OP)
They can melt through a spacesuit, so it'd probably just burn through your lips and teeth.

>>214263536
fucking swedes

nails is canon

>>214269372
Wait a minute...

>>214266735
Why do YOU have nails? Why aren't our fingers just continuous flesh cylinders?

>>214269465
I have them just so I can bite em

>>214265520
That's gross to you and not the fact that it lives inside your ass?

>>214269520
technically they live in your intestinal tract, specifically your small intestines

>>214265046
They were literally made to kill humans

>>214269372
BRAVO GIGER

>>214262838
what if you just cover your mouth with your hand

>>214269372
https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE

>>214262875
it's called symbolism

>>214268452
This guy wrestles

>>214269865
What does it symbolize?

>>214262875
Cunnilingus is disgusting. And the facehugger forces it.

>>214265076
I love my chubby wife!

>>214270056
women obv

>his mother was ashamed of his art and asked him to change it. and he did
weak mind

I don't Xenommorphs are that bad desu. Sure they're worse than any terrestrial animals but a non retarded military can easily take care of em.

>>214264734
Originally it was kidnapping them and putting them in some sort of cocoon, basically turning them into facehugger eggs.

>>214265081
>holes are necessary for life.
t. woman

>>214269307
Thanks Giger

https://exhentai.org/s/1b836d6ee2/2567564-5

sex with crotchhugger

>>214262794 (OP)
Then it'll probably just swipe it's weird alien dick all over your face until it busts instead.

>>214269507
>stopping at the nails

the skin around my fingernails is permanently down to the red so I can measure nigh-imperceptible differences in temperature and airflow.

What if I just tape a bunch of knives to my head

>>214273055
facehuggers will NEVER get to taste these DSLs

>>214265046
>They don't have a shared evolutionary history

They're bioweapons.

is there any material the acid blood wont go through? if so I'll just make a spiked suit from that

>>214262886
They should have stuck with the original design.

>>214265076
They really should have made her a little sexier. Gym shorts and a tank...really.

>>214274088
>no tiny sexy space panties showing off her cheeks and bush
Fede is a faggot.