Thread 214263204

How popular is American Ninja Warrior in the US? As a Europoor I like to watch the best segments on youtube but no one really knows about it here is it very popular like baseball or football over there?

>>214263204 (OP)
>me when I hear someone being misgendered across the room

How long have these niggas been in the Hyperbolic Cuck Time Chamber.

>>214263204 (OP)
>when the soi milk hits just right

>>214263204 (OP)
>heard you talkin shit about my wife's son

>>214263204 (OP)
>falls down once
>gets a crippling back injury
>I used to be a cirque d'basedlmao combatant until I got lumbago of the groin

It used to be really popular like 2005-2015

Dunno if it still is

>>214263204 (OP)
>Enjoy the bull tonight honey, I'm off to play on my swingsets

>>214263204 (OP)
people are going to tear so many shoulders here

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>>214263406
Ok you all make fun of him but this is super impressive. Bet none of you fat lords could do a tenth of this

>>214263204 (OP)
Why are Europeans so stupid?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!
WHERE IS THE BVLL YOU PROMISED ME!!!!!!

>>214263204 (OP)
I think parkour and climbing are more popular in Europe so therefore Ninja warrior as well.

>>214263204 (OP)
>poles
>hooks
>cables
>rings
I imagine with a sport like this, when something goes wrong, it REALLY goes wrong

>>214263284
>>214263349
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>>214263406
he does look like a faggot redditor, LMAO

You can juice and go on peptides and shit for this right? There's zero drug testing?

>>214264350
it's much safer when they do the real thing (probably) because there's a lot more space, cushioning/water and the drops are longer so you have more time to adjust if you miss a bar or hook or whatever

>let me just grow a beard
bald dudes are so fucking lame man

>prime time in tel aviv
>cuckposting all over /tv/

>>214263204 (OP)
>see jap ninja warrior show on cable want to say early '00s it's all action
>wow this is really cool!
>years later see America is making their own version
>oh wow can't wait to see it!
>"yeah so my grandma died of cancer and my brother is a paraplegic from a car accident so I am doing this for them also my newborn baby is deaf."
>ten seconds of them failing the course then next contestant
>"my wife has had 6 miscarriages and we just opened up a charity for dead babies and I'm doing this for them."
Rinse and repeat.

>>214264773
Kek

>>214264447
You can just do actual steroids like every professional athlete today. Just remember to come off of them for a week if you get a call alerting you that you might be drug tested!

>>214264914
right you are ken

>>214264707
it's not the falls. Imagine getting your wrist stuck in one of those rings in an awkward way or being speared by a pole

>>214263204 (OP)
nah even wipeout is more popular

>>214264914
this was fun too